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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » The Turdnami Continues
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Thanks to LC readerjp, we learn more about the Paleosimian Turdnami of Gaza and its causes:

Further deadly sewage floods are feared after a wave of stinking waste and mud from a collapsed septic pool inundated a Gaza village, killing five people, including two babies.

The collapse has been blamed on residents stealing sand from an embankment.

OK, this is just getting beyond parody. What kind of knuckle-dragging, three-planets-short-of-a-solar-system losers in the brain lottery of life would be stealing sand… in Gaza?

“Oi! Abu Dennis! There’s some lovely sand down ‘ere!”

“Oh shit…”

It highlighted the desperate need to upgrade Gaza’s overloaded, outdated infrastructure - but aid officials say construction of a modern sewage treatment plant has been held up by constant Israeli-Palestinian fighting.

“It’s the fault of the Joooos!”

Except, not so much:

It took seven years, but the Shin Bet (Israel Security Agency) has finally put a stop to one of the more ironic aspects on Israel’s war on terror: Kassam rockets made of Israeli metal.

A Palestinian from the Gaza Strip who worked as a metal merchant at the Karni crossing between Israel and the Strip was arrested by the Shin Bet last month for allegedly selling pipes he bought in Israel to terrorist groups that used them to manufacture Kassams, it was released for publication on Sunday.

What does this have to do with Gaza being transformed into the Venice of the Levant, complete with turd-canals and fecal gondolas?

We’re so glad you asked:

The pipes that were sold to Zak were intended for the construction of a sewage system in Gaza.

But, since the Paleosimians were too busy turning the pipes into Qassams destined for schools and kindergartens in Sderot, it was never to be. They ended up treading turds in their very own Sea of Infernal Poop instead.

The existing plant in northern Gaza - located just a few hundred metres from the frontier with Israel - stored incoming waste in seven holding basins. But with the burgeoning population producing nearly four times as much waste as the plant could treat, local officials were forced to store the overflow in the nearby dunes, creating a lake of sewage covering nearly 45 hectares, according to the United Nations.

45 hectares of pure shiite. It’s amazing that the U.N. didn’t set up headquarters in it. They’d have felt right at home.

Rescue crews and gunmen from the militant Hamas group rushed to search for people feared buried under the sewage and mud. Most residents fled or were evacuated.

Rescuers in wetsuits paddled boats through the layer of brown foam floating on the green-brown rivers of waste. Others waded up to their hips into the sewage.

Literally hip-deep in shite. The jokes just write themselves here, although we have to give literary points for the poetic description of the “layers of brown foam and green-brown rivers of waste.”

Umm Naser is about 300 metres from the border with Israel, in an area where Palestinians have frequently launched rockets into Israel and Israeli artillery and aircraft have fired back.

Yet another reason why we don’t feel the slightest twinge of sympathy for the Paleosimians.

The West Bank, too, is suffering from eroding sewage and water infrastructure.

What can we say? When you cram that much shit together, it’s just bound to end in an avalanche of crap.

29 Responses to “The Turdnami Continues”
  1. James, Imperial Mercenary Comment by James, Imperial Mercenary

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    45 hectares of pure shiite…bwahahaha!!

    I wonder if the satellite photos appear on Google Earth soon.

    All people need to do to defeat islamofascism is to Just Poop™ and they’ll drown in it.

  2. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Man, I am laughing my ass off but I want VIDEO. By the way, how do they tell the paleswine from the shit? Specially trained dogs?

  3. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Please Lord: Car Swarm Meets Poonami

  4. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    how are they gonna know now which hand to eat with?

  5. fargus Comment by fargus

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    All I can say it…. shit happens. And now I know that there IS a God. And he has a sense of humor.

  6. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Fadel Kawash, head of the Palestinian Water Authority, said the sewage level had risen in recent days, creeping up the earthen embankments.

  7. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Lakeside Property

  8. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

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    Best damned thing I could read about. I haven’t laughed so well in a looooong time, and I can’t imagine a more fitting thing to happen to the worthless fucks (other than their death and use of their bodies as fertilizer).

  9. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I would love to see how well these animals do with a continued embargo on financial aid to hamas. I want to see how these enterprising savages do when the gov’t cheques stop rolling in. I think we’re starting to. When it comes to even basic sewage or qassam rockets…they STILL can’t put their rabid hatred aside for even the basics of hygiene. These animals choose a 1% chance of even injuring an innocent Israeli over a 99% chance of drowning in or at least getting sick from your own waste.
    This sure says something about the palie mindset. Is it any wonder even the rest of the arab world hates them…

  10. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Keep Your Chin Up

  11. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Looks like there’s going to be an E. Coli outbreak among the paleoswinians. The good old “Great Satan” will, of course, be there to bail them out. If not they’re really up shit creek without a paddle.

  12. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I don’t know why they can’t just fire qassam rockets at their feces…it is, after all, a “soft target”.

  13. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Keep Your Chin Up

    And your mouth closed

  14. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    I can’t laugh at it when it invloves children. Blowing yourself up is one thing, but to be a child caught up is another.

  15. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Well now it seems that American taxpayer investment in Gaza - West Bank was money poured down a shithole…

  16. Agent Orange Comment by Agent Orange

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    I can’t laugh at it when it invloves children. Blowing yourself up is one thing, but to be a child caught up is another.

    If only the Palestinians felt the same way.

  17. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    Notice how USAID hires mostly “foreign” people, all the orginizations here hire only pali-shits.

    I feel no pity for the turds.

  18. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Just too damn funny. One of the few times I’ve sat down to read a post and hadn’t just taken a swig of liquid…luckily. It’s almost to the point that the sales guy at Office Depot sees me come in the door and just pulls out a new keyboard for me.

    An appropriate smiley for the occasion. :flush_tb:

  19. franksalterego Comment by franksalterego

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    What we have here is, a paradigm shift in the concept of irony.

  20. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    45 hectares of pure shiite. It’s amazing that the U.N. didn’t set up headquarters in it. They’d have felt right at home.

    Turdle Bay.

  21. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    Literally hip-deep in shite. The jokes just write themselves here, although we have to give literary points for the poetic description of the “layers of brown foam and green-brown rivers of waste.”

    Agree 100%. Now I have to go find some lame joke to forward to my coworkers. I think some are libs and they heard me cracking up and want me to share, LOL.

  22. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    The pipes that were sold to Zak were intended for the construction of a sewage system in Gaza…

    …but went to make Kassam rockets to be fired back at Israel, instead. And the Palestinians end up drowning in their own shit.

    Like the bumper sticker says: “My Karma Ran Over My Dogma.”

    F.E.T.E.

  23. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    hmmmm….

    I don’t recall this being listed as one of the Biblical plagues.

    Does anyone have a more indiginous name for this rather than Montezuma’s revenge??

  24. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Can we put the sewer system on the bingo card?
    I know they wern’t “terrorists” but it still counts no?

  25. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Turdle Bay, Poonami. Is that all?

    Did the Shiite hit the fan? C’mon people I expect better puns from fellow Rotties! Well, maybe not better but definitely MORE of them.

    SoCalOilMan, LC Excellent smileage!
    :flush_tb:
    How appropriate.

  26. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    I think we’ve just discovered the greatest concentration of human stupidity on the planet (outside of UN HQ itself). Can we get the crew of “Great Engineering Disasters” to start working on this, or would they be laughing too hard?

    I don’t recall the bible verse about “They shall turn their shit-pipes into crappy rockets.” But I do recall, “By their fruits ye shall know them.” Idiots. :dry_tb:

  27. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    What a Perfect Shit Storm… (THERE! I FINALLY remembered it!!!)

  28. Unregistered Pingback by andreas04: close to attraction

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    […] Read Misha’s post - it’s “R” rated but well worth the time. I took note of another point she made from the quoted article- Rescue crews and gunmen from the militant Hamas group rushed to search for people feared buried under the sewage and mud. Most residents fled or were evacuated. […]

  29. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Paleosimians being waist deep in shit…they should feel right at home.