Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 57

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/cache.php on line 384

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 560

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 684

Strict Standards: Non-static method sem_admin_menu::init() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-content/plugins/sem-admin-menu/sem-admin-menu.php on line 358

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method sem_admin_menu::ob_add_menu() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 164

Warning: ob_start(): non-static method sem_admin_menu::ob_add_menu_callback() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-content/plugins/sem-admin-menu/sem-admin-menu.php on line 86

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method sem_admin_menu::kill_gzip() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Eliot Stein, “Internet Pioneer”
Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::add_css() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 164

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::add_js() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 164
You are viewing the Archives for 2007.......If you want the current page, CLICK HERE.......

At least that’s what he calls himself, when he’s not claiming to be “an expert at PhotoShop.”

Take a look at the fat, stalking loser’s website.

I’ve seen better website designs done by mentally disabled orangutans (and their “about” pictures looked better too), and as to your 1337 PhotoShopping 5k|11z, Eliot, could you do something about the aforementioned picture?

I mean, painting a black wig on yourself with the brush tool and cranking the “blur” filter up to 12 isn’t exactly impressive.

Heck, even Adnan Hajj is more accomplished than that.

How do you like your newfound publicity, you evil, loathsome, psychotic ghoul?

Still like picking on kids? We assume that you only like “picking” on them although, with sickos like you, you never can tell. Especially not when they like to brag about their skills as, er, “teachers.”

The best is yet to come… Still wanna play, sicko?

***UPDATE:*** A website that we’re sure that we don’t know where came from, other than it can’t be Eliot Stein’s work since too much skill is involved, shows Eliot Stein in all his glory (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!).

32 Responses to “Eliot Stein, “Internet Pioneer””
  1. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    First.

    Eliot and his ilk are actually doing us a great service of identifying themselves in the most public manner they can.

    They’re going to get their idiot politicians the shortest majority in history.

  2. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Eliot and his ilk are actually doing us a great service of identifying themselves in the most public manner they can.

    And the fat pig is going to get a lot more publicity than he can possibly enjoy as a result of his sick obsession with defaming dying people and intentionally inflicting emotional distress on their children.

    I’m going to enjoy this, because this is PERSONAL.

  3. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    I have never wished death-by-cancer (or AIDS, or anything that renders someone unable to have a fighting chance) even on my worst enemies. I read in more than a few spots today about this fucking slug trainwreck of a man.

    He deserves the full wrath of the Empire.

    Friends of mine, family, my own wife (a cancer survivor) will thank you for for the colossial asskicking about to begin……I think I just became part Klingon….you know, about the whole battle honor thingy.

  4. kepiblanc Comment by kepiblanc

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    This cretin belongs in an asylum.

  5. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    One last thought before the rum renders me useless, at what point did he become such an internet pussy?

    Cathy owned your ass, and I don’t need l337 speek to tell you that. 3rd graders can, and that’s a slam on 3rd graders. Molly Ivins drove me nuts, but I never wished cancer-up-on her.

    But since the ’shop skillz are into play here, Cathy didn’t need them for a perfectly good photo op on a sunny day in LA. And the best you EVAR put up was a prom-night mugshot with fucking PINK as your back ground. Wal-Mart takes better pics than you. Jeezus. Even MS Paint escaped you. And it’s apparent that you never found the time to give some kid a hundred bucks to work on your designed-in-1985 website. Oh and Photoshop does have a drawback to reality: Time. You can go “Britney” on us and shave your head, but you can’t grow it back when you’re already balding, even if software gives you the implied ideal that it can.

    Even bigger assholes have more styled websites. You’re just fuking Jabba the Hut. And no, you don’t get the little ™ after it. You’re not important, and you’ve made a career out of hating just one person. Enjoy hell asshole.

  6. Zucca Fett Comment by Zucca Fett

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Ye gods. Another fool who has decided to declare himself the hottest shit on the net since Al Gore declared himself mother of the web.

    Here’s hoping he downloads a virus strong enough to give the discordant net a sweet silence.

    Of course, considering this ‘hardy pioneer’ is on the stocky side, for a life as stressed as his, cardiac arrest is not too far down the line, methinks.

  7. juandos Comment by juandos

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Cathy Seipp was a blogger who spent the last five years of her life maliciously and viciously defaming, libeling, berating, ridiculing and mocking everybody she came in contact with

    Really?!?! Or was it just the lunatic libtards that Ms. Seipp chose to out for what they are?

  8. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    I’m not sure this one even merits any expenditure of wrath…he’s pretty much beclowned himself already.

    All that needs to be done is for the point to be driven home- which unfortunately means repeating it ad infintum, ad nauseam, etc. until this sitzpinkler is a pariah even among the other nutroot morons. As I’ve said on a few other recent threads, it’s time we hold these idiots’ feet to the flames if we’re to ensure that this is truly the shortest idiotarian majority in history. Don’t take one snide comment at work sitting down. Not one waggish story around the water cooler of John Stewart-esque Truthiness-to-power without a rebuttal.

    @#%#$ these idiots!!!

  9. rightismight Comment by rightismight

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    …and they call us rightsters “mean-spirited”. I used to smile amusedly at the idea that liberalism is a mental disease…now, I am convinced that it’s true. Maybe we should do a few telethons? We could get sponsors to contribute adult diapers and bibs and stuff like that…

  10. Unregistered Comment by Uchuck the Tuchuck

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Wow. That guy’s really a dick.

  11. Unregistered Comment by redgirlinbluestate

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    This guy is a complete idiot. The fact that he considers himself a “teacher” is not surprising. I go to school part time and the professors I have had are the same way. I have yet to meet a conservative professor at the college I attend. In a place where politics should remain neutral in order for impressionable young minds to form their own opinions, these crazy liberals seem to think it is a forum for them to stand on their soapbox and push their hippie-drippy, cry-me-a-river agenda on the students. So the “teacher” thing doesn’t really shock me. (I think that all libs, deep down, consider themselves “teachers”–I call them indoctrinators, but whatever.)

    As far as the hate he spews, it’s not surprising either. The left is famous for running out of talking points and using the completely mature tactic of attacking someone personally.

    If you ask a lib why they don’t like a particular Republican, they come up with the usual tag lines:
    -He wants to starve children.
    -This is a war for oil.
    -I’m for the “working man”

    Once their little excuses are debunked, the only thing that they can come up with from that point is a personal attack.
    -He’s dumb
    -He’s ugly
    -He’s so retarded

    Let’s face it, the average maturity level for a lib is about age 12.

  12. Unregistered Comment by darthapathy

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Let’s face it, the average maturity level for a lib is about age 12.

    Why you gotta be dissin’ 12-year-olds like that?

  13. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    being a disciple of George Martin (and Macca, for that matter), i read this clown’s interview with George Martin. What an uninformed, unrevealing interview.

  14. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Well … he has decided that he is a public personality.

    So the parody laws apply to anything said about him.

  15. Unregistered Comment by redgirlinbluestate

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Why you gotta be dissin’ 12-year-olds like that?

    JEEZ! I’m just offending everyone today, aren’t I???? :blink_tb:

  16. jaybear Comment by jaybear

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    well jeez,
    of course his site sucks design wise…take a look at the source code, he used yahoo page builder. The only web design program that sucks more than front page.

  17. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Clicked on the site link and looked at the, ‘picture,’ he has up of himself.

    Un. Be. Lievable. As you say, it looks like he took the brush tool and stuck black hair and a moustache on himself.

    Yikes!

  18. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    My twelve year old would run rings around this guy.

  19. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Uhhhhh..who is this fucktard? I’ve never even heard of him before.
    The fact that he brags he was part of AOL is enough to tell me he is a loser. I’ve always viewed AOL as the Internet for idiots; for those who didn’t know Ctrl-D saves Favorites (sorry AOL users). This assertion is well represented by the retardo factor displayed on his “high-speed” website built with Yahoo! PageBuilder 2.61.90
    (P.S. Eliot, you have to know HTML to use Yahoo! PageBuilder 2.61.90, otherwise an Excel Spreadsheet looks better than your website. Being an internet pioneer I’m sure you can handle a few tags).

    - Also, putting borders around pics makes them look better
    - Furthermore, which picture is you? The one with the pink background or the fat guy with the 1970’s gay pron mustache?
    - As an addendum I’d like to point out that Grecian Formula contains trace amounts of lead which must have seeped into your brain and caused your Seipp obsession
    - In addition, painting your hair will still not get you laid — I know you’ve been working on this for several decades, but the girls still don’t like you (you’re fat and full of shit)
    Ummm… that’s all for today. Hopefully we can arrange to meet someday. Looking forward to it, either in the real world or in cyberspace (where you no doubt think you have an advantage).

  20. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    *internet pioneer*broadcaster*journalist* *educator*visionary*entrepreneur* *courageous person who stands up against the right-winged poisoning of America*

    Modest, ain’t he?

  21. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Wow.. that guys a douche.

  22. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    That idiot’s Website “design” (or lack thereof) makes my eyes hemorrhage. That’s what you get for using Yahoo’s PageBuilder.

    An expert at Photoshop, huh? I’ve co-written a couple books on an image-editor that isn’t quite as powerful as Photoshop, but yet I can run circles around that tool.

    I could have fun with his oh-so-wonderful portrait. Anyone have any ideas? I’m feeling evil today.

  23. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    There’s really nothing that can be said about this guy. Like the brightness of the sun, this guy’s many serious problems (Issues? No, subscriptions!) are self evident. To say he’s an idiot would be redundant, and possibly insulting to true idiots.

    As Rotties, we must just keep one thing in mind, I think, and it’s this: Someday in the future, we don’t know when, Stein is gonna meet a Very Powerful Person. And this Person will ask “Where were you when I was sick? When I was dying? When I was watching my mother die and there was nothing I could do about it?”

    And Stein will search for an answer and, finding none, will say “But, I’m an Internet Pioneer! With fabulous hair and a matching moustache!”

    But this Powerful Person won’t really care about that, and will say to him “Into the lake of fire with you, loser.”

    And the rest of us will watch, kinda sad, but only kinda, and then will promptly forget that Stein ever existed. THE END.

    *I love when stories have a happy ending, don’t you?*

  24. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    If I ever wanted to go into detail about everything I know about mom and daughter, most people would be appalled and shocked. But it’s finished.

    translation, “I know stuff that you don’t but I am not gonna tell you because…well, because…so there!!” :tongue2_tb:

    What a complete ASSHAT!!!

  25. Unregistered Pingback by LUKE FORD » Beating Up On Eliot Stein

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    […] lot of people, such as Emperor Misha 1, mock Stein’s claim of being an internet pioneer. But Stein was, whether you like it or not. […]

  26. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    That was beautiful, Crusader.

  27. crusader coyote Comment by crusader coyote

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Thank you, JeepThang! :redface_wp:

    It’s been a while since I’ve been around, so I wanted to write something worth reading. (Actually, I always try to write something worth reading, it just doesn’t always happen.)

    And I really think that what I wrote is all that needs to be said. It’s the nice thing about being on the winning side– we know how The Story ends, so we don’t need to worry about assrats like Stein.

  28. RobC Comment by RobC

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    What a persistent stain on humanity… get the bleach somone!

  29. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    I could have fun with his oh-so-wonderful portrait. Anyone have any ideas? I’m feeling evil today.

    How’s this?

    http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/fanbladesaresharp/shutiteliot.jpg

    Photo credit: Maddox. No offense to mac users, just Eliot.

  30. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    I’m going to enjoy this, because this is PERSONAL.

    Ah, thought you might feel that way. I’m sure you got this a mess of times, but when my wife sent it to me I almost blew a gasket.

    Talk about a definition of egotistical fucktard with a distinct lack of empathy.

    And that’s -me- saying that, someone who advocates all sorts of horrible things!

  31. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    @fanbladesaresharp: Pretty good. :happy_tb:

  32. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Fanbladesaresharp: good work.