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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » As You Wish…
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While perusing our Imperial War Minister Frank J’s site, we came across a post with the headline: “Please Patronize Our Sponsors”.

A somewhat baffling request, we thought to ourself, but if our dear friend Frank so desires… Besides, he still hasn’t told us where he put the launch codes, so best not to antagonize him by ignoring a simple request.

So we promptly shot off the following email to his sponsor, “BookingBuddy”:

Dear inferior beings,

We know that you must be thrilled to receive an email from somebody as remotely above your station as we are, but we’ll graciously overlook it if you fail to avert your eyes. As we’re sure you know, it is somewhat hard to read if you do that. We assume that you do know how to read. If not, do not despair. You will learn one day and, until then, you can always get somebody to read it to you.

We just wanted to drop a note to tell you how thrilled we are for you, seeing how somebody as obviously lacking in qualifications as your no doubt struggling selves are, have somehow managed to succeed in setting up a business, something that must surely have been a daunting task, considering your tender years and not yet fully developed intellects.

But don’t worry. If you hang in there, even somebody like you have the ability to succeed, no matter how impossible it may seem to you right now. Not everybody can be as wise and accomplished as we, and it is a long and hard road before you get there. No, no need to thank us for this sage advice. With a little hard work and a lot of luck, you really can overcome your shortcomings.

We wish you all the best in your continued fight to succeed against all odds, even though Heaven knows that you probably need an elementary school education and a glass of nice, warm milk a lot more right now.

Never say die and who dares wins (ask your mothers to look up and explain the meaning of that to you).

Very sincerely,

Your infinite superior, Misha I.

Hopefully, that was patronizing enough.

15 Responses to “As You Wish…”
  1. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    First.

    Did Frank do something to arouse your Majesty’s ire?

  2. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

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    Is Booking Buddy Ian’s new venture?
    How appropos.

  3. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    I could be wrong (again), but I think Our Most Beneficent Despot was engaging in a little wordplay with “Please Patronize Our Sponsors”, which can be read two ways - kinda like “Jeffrey Dahmer was very gracious, he frequently had his neighbors for dinner” or “Rosie O’Donnell is an inveterate crack addict”.

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    :lol_tb: :lol_wp: :thumbup_tb:

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    […] Misha I (Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler) patronizes Frank J's […]

  6. LC & IB FIAR Comment by LC & IB FIAR

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    I don’t think that’s what he meant by patronize, but I do always think that when I’m there. Great one sire!

  7. Unregistered Comment by annoyinglittletwerp

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    Most excellent ,Sire-as always.

  8. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    *snicker*

  9. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Emporer,

    Rumor has it that FrankJ. gave the launch codes to Spacemonkey for safekeeping, but SM tends to lose things (like his sunglasses), so don’t count of getting the codes when you need them.

  10. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Did Frank do something to arouse your Majesty’s ire?

    Frank? Of COURSE not! I just happened to see that headline and saw the opportunity for a silly joke.

    Nope. Frank is a stellar guy and has been a friend of the Empire for as long as it’s been around :smile1_tb:

  11. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Hopefully, that was patronizing enough.

    Quite

  12. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Well I don’t know where the, ‘BookingBuddy‘ was on Frank’s site but this posting by him was both hilarious and deadly serious at the sametime: Instead of mindlessly rushing out to combat them, should Americans ask themselves this question about Democrats: “Why do they hate us?”

  13. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    I’ve thought that very same thing EVERY time I’ve seen one of those ads.

    Hmeh.

    - MuscleDaddy

  14. Nixcell Comment by Nixcell

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    “Patronize: 2. To adopt an air of condescension toward : treat haughtily or coolly.”

    Yeah…yep, thats it. Er…wow. Just…wow.

  15. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    BookingBuddy is actually a travel-agency-type biz offering deals on flights & such. I get regular emails from the outfit but so far haven’t been able to justify/afford going anywhere. :sad_wp: