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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Oh No! Tony Blair is “Disgusted!” Run Away, Mahmoud!!!
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That’s it. WWIV can’t be far away, now that the intrepid leader of the British Lion has escalated all the way to disgust!:

Blair responded that the service personnel will be released, that Iran is facing increasing condemnation from world bodies and that Britain has done nothing wrong.

“I really don’t know why the Iranian regime does this [show captives on TV],” because it just arouses disgust, he told reporters Friday.

“If they continue in this way, they will face increasing isolation,” Blair said, referring to a UN Security Council resolution passed Thursday and an announcement from the European Union expected Friday.

The U.N. Security Council! Mahmoud, all is lost! You’re doomed, we tell you, DOOMED! Just look at the puissant nature of that august body’s statement:

The United Nations Security Council has agreed to a statement voicing what it calls “grave concern” at Iran’s seizure of 15 British sailors.

The statement is not as strong as Britain was hoping for. Britain had wanted the UN statement to say the council “deplored” Iran’s detention of the sailors.

Britain’s ambassador to the UN, Sir Emyr Jones Parry, says he hopes Iran will respond.

See? “Grave concern!” Witness the isolation! Despair, Ahmadinnerjacket, despair and crumble in the face of the terrible resolve of the West!

Meanwhile, the Mad Mullahs continue their abuse of women (but hey, it’s a Muslim country. Who are we to question their equally valid cultural mores?), torturing the sole female hostage into delivering yet another coerced message:

She said she was “sacrificed due to the intervening policies of the [U.S. President George W.] Bush and Blair governments,” and continued a critique of Western intervention in Iraq from her previous letter, released Thursday.

“It is now our time to ask our government to make a change to its oppressive behavior towards other people,” the new letter said.

Yep. Sounds exactly like something a member of the armed forces would say of her own free will, without coercion or threats. Just ask Rosie O’Donut. “Google it! Peace out!”

And, just to be sure that nobody gets the idea that the Religion of Peace (Our Imperial Arse) only condones torture and abuse of female infidels, they applied the thumbscrews to a male member of the crew as well:

Summers said he was aware that the incident in which he was seized was the second time since 2004 that British military personnel had entered Iranian waters.

“Again I deeply apologize for entering your waters,” he said. “We trespassed without permission.”

“See? There’s the evidence”, the fat lesbian vampire from “The View” shrieked while hanging from the ceiling, munching on four pounds of prime lard.

Meanwhile, apologists for the West’s complete and utter lack of resolve in the face of Iranian piracy continue to claim that actually doing something would be “simply playing into the Iranians’ hand.” An unnamed government official, who spoke to the Imperial News Network on condition of anonymity, said “if we were to destroy the Iranians’ only gasoline-producing refinery, blockade their ports and wipe out their infrastructure, thus sending their economy back to the pre-industrial era, we’d be doing exactly what they want us to do. Just as FDR committed his one fatal mistake by destroying Nazi Germany after they declared war on us. That was exactly what Hitler wanted us to do, as he told his personal advisers right before he ate a bullet. It was the happiest moment of his life.”

In Heaven, Winston Churchill has been reassigned for duty as a ceiling fan in G-d’s office.

26 Responses to “Oh No! Tony Blair is “Disgusted!” Run Away, Mahmoud!!!”
  1. LC & IB FIAR Comment by LC & IB FIAR

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    If Iran isn’t careful, they’ll be the recipient of a strongly worded diplomatic note of concern.

    First.

  2. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    C’mon, where’s that Bulldog Spirit? Has liberalism and PCism killed it? :down_tb:

    Our warships are close to the Iranian shores, ready for duty too, btw.

  3. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    Seems that if the UK were of a mind to shoot @ someone over this, the time would have been….I dunno…
    Maybe when the Iranians said “Put down your weapons, we’re kidnapping you” ?

    If they weren’t willing to do it then, they’re SURELY not going to do it now.

    I wonder how long THIS Iranian Hostage Crisis will go on…

    - MuscleDaddy

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    I’d love to hear something along the lines of “We are going to make one of your cities glow in the dark tommorrow night. No, we won’t tell you which one. The next evening, another one will be self illuminating. We have more bombs than you have citys. Now, please be knd enouth to release unharmed the Queeen’s Subjects forthwith.”

  5. juandos Comment by juandos

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    I’m still wondering when Blair or someone in the Defense Ministry explain why those marines weren’t defended actively and aggressively by the HMS Cornwall?

    Has anyone heard something about that?

  6. kfosterm Comment by kfosterm

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    Ahmadinnerjacket knows something about holding Western hostages…doesn’t he? Or has the MSM debunked that nasty rumor.

    I don’t understand the complete gelding of Bush & Blair. They started out so…

    Crap, I can’t even remember.

  7. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    While I usually try to avoid thinking about my eventual demise, I am starting to be thankful that I am 43 and statistically won’t be around long enough to double that number because the end of the western world is coming and I don’t want to be around to see the country I love flushed down the shitter of PC multi-culturalism surrender to pisslamic camel fuckers.

    The U.K. has already started down the drain, and we’re well on our way…

    THANKS A LOT, YOU FUCKING SMELLY PC MULTI-CULTI CLUELESS FUCKWIT HIPPY LEFTARD NO-LOAD COMMIE PISSANT SURRENDER-MONKEY STUPID IGNORANT SONOFABITCH DUMB BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

    FUCK YOU AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    The Brits I know habitually under or overstate most of their discriptions,, ideas,,y’know.
    A papercut becomes a “bloody nuisance” while down in the street there’s a “bit of a row” as the soccer mob destroys city blocks.

    “Disgusted” could be legitimate tough talk, considering the statement intensity calibration variables of the dialect.

  9. juandos Comment by juandos

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    re: my question regarding the lack of action of the HMS Cornwall…

    From the always questionable BBC and interview with Admiral Sir Alan West was First Sea Lord in 2004:

    What are the rules of engagement in this type of situation?

    The rules are very much de-escalatory, because we don’t want wars starting. The reason we are there is to be a force for good, to make the whole area safe, to look after the Iraqi big oil platforms and also to stop smuggling and terrorism there.

    So we try to downplay things. Rather then roaring into action and sinking everything in sight we try to step back and that, of course, is why our chaps were effectively able to be captured and taken away.

    If we find this is going to be a standard practice we need to think very carefully about what rules of engagement we want and how we operate. One can’t allow as a standard practice nations to capture a nation’s servicemen. That is clearly wrong.

  10. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    What are the rules of engagement in this type of situation?

    The rules are very much de-escalatory, because we don’t want wars starting. The reason we are there is to be a force for good, to make the whole area safe, to look after the Iraqi big oil platforms and also to stop smuggling and terrorism there.

    So we try to downplay things. Rather then roaring into action and sinking everything in sight we try to step back and that, of course, is why our chaps were effectively able to be captured and taken away.

    *Sigh!*

    I wonder if they bother to translate their ROE into English, or if they just hand them out in the original fwench?

  11. Unregistered Comment by thirteen28

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    You know, I’m going to relate this thread to another one that the Emperor wrote regarding American Idol. While I agree, it’s an absolute pathetic waste of time, money, and use of the electromagnetic spectrum through which it is transmitted, when I see something like the absolute cowardice and lack of resolve on the part of the Western “powers” (snort, snort, chortle, chortle), I can hardly blame people for wanting such a mindless diversion.

    Western civilization is going down the shitter in large part because of the incredible pussitude of its “leaders” (again snort snort, chortle chortle) and it’s getting to the point where it’s becoming unbearable to even pay attention. Who can blame people for wanting to watch a patron of the bar in Star Wars sing some sappy love song as opposed to watching our “leaders” kiss the kneecaps of some psycho little pissant like Amdinawhateverthefuck?

    Tehran should have been turned into a sheet of radioactive glass a long time ago, or at least carpet bombed sufficiently enough to allow the message “don’t fuck with us” to thoroughly sink in. Instead, we’re getting “disgusted” that they are being mean to us.

    Screw it, I think I’ll start watching ‘American Idol’ myself now, it would be one helluva lot better than watching our pathetic leaders respond to this and every other crisis with Iran by kneeling before Xerxes.

  12. LC-IB-NeilV Comment by LC-IB-NeilV

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    The Iranians need a bitch slap in the worst way.One Round for amandinijad would be a good start….So many jerks offs so few snipers…….
    Cheers

  13. p51driver Comment by p51driver

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    Churchhill,Montgomery,Nelson,and other British heros are rolling in their graves! Political correctness and pussyfied males are destroying the west.

  14. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    there could be a silver lining here.

    What with this rerun of history happening here…the Iranians take western hostages, parade them around for TV, and the weak kneed leader of the offended country looks around for an international sporting event to boycott. It happens close to an election year, and what do the public do? They vote in someone with spine enough to do the job right.

    That’s how we got Reagan in 1980….hopefully there’s another Thatcher waiting in the wings.

  15. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    The rules are very much de-escalatory, because we don’t want wars starting. The reason we are there is to be a force for good, to make the whole area safe, to look after the Iraqi big oil platforms and also to stop smuggling and terrorism there.

    So we try to downplay things. Rather then roaring into action and sinking everything in sight we try to step back and that, of course, is why our chaps were effectively able to be captured and taken away.

    Double *sigh*, because we’re not even talking about patrolling Falujah. We’re talking about the fucking Navy. There aren’t a lot of “misunderstandings” on the high seas to “downplay.” There isn’t a language barrier. There isn’t a question of civilian casualties. It’s just you and a lot of fucking water. Once in a blue moon, it’s you and one other ship. And then you have exactly three things to be concerned with: your mission, your ship, and your crew.

    Mission: If the Iranians capture the inspection crew, your mission has decidedly failed.
    Ship: If you attack the Iranians, it could put your ship at risk. However, given that the ship in question is the HMS Cornwall, a Type 22 Frigate and probably capable of engaging half the Iranian naval budget, the ship really isn’t in jeopardy.

    Crew: If you allow 15 crewmembers to be paraded off through Tehran, you’ve decidedly failed them on both a personal and professional level.

    You’ll note that pleasing unavowed enemies of the throne is not one of the responsibilities of naval officers. Or perhaps it is. In which case, the Brits deserve what they’re getting, all the more so if they won’t right the wrong while they have the chance and allow the hostages to be dispersed throughout the country where their treatment, survival, and rescue will become big question marks.

  16. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    As much as I am annoyed at Iran right now, I do not think the U.S. military should be involved…..yet. We should not keep that option off the table if it comes to that…. :ponder_tb:

  17. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    COMMANDER BIG DICK MARCINKO, (USN RET) FOR PRESIDENT

    A kick ass and take names motherfucker that doesn’t care whose dick he stomps on to get the job done…

  18. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    EASY FIX. Blockade all Naval traffic in and out of IRAN until the men are returned. Comply or starve. Very easy choice.

  19. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    COMMANDER BIG DICK MARCINKO, (USN RET) FOR PRESIDENT

    A kick ass and take names motherfucker that doesn’t care whose dick he stomps on to get the job done…

    Or this Big Dick, MMM

  20. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    As much as I am annoyed at Iran right now, I do not think the U.S. military should be involved…..yet. We should not keep that option off the table if it comes to that…. :ponder_tb:

    The thing is, Mindy, nothing else is going to work because we have managed to convince, through decades of spinelessness, the likes of Iran that all of our diplomatic notes of concern and threats of “sanctions” matter not one bit.

    Diplomacy is a great way to avoid the horrors of war, but it only works if the other side believes that you’re going to whack his pee-pee if he doesn’t listen. Otherwise, diplomacy is nothing but empty blather. He knows that nothing will happen if he doesn’t make concessions, so all of his yakking and pretense is just a guaranteed way of buying more time for what he’s going to do anyway.

    And no, we most certainly do NOT need to launch a full-scale invasion of Iran. A simple demonstration of power and willingness to use it will do the trick nicely, for the very simple reason that Ahmadinnerjacket KNOWS that we can set his shitty little country back to the stone age without ever using a single soldier, and there’s nothing, NOTHING his pathetic clown army can do to stop it. He just KNOWS at the moment that we’re not ever going to do it, and that’s why he keeps acting the way he does.

    The moment that equation changes, the moment an oil refinery disappears under a barrage of Tomahawks after a 24 hour ultimatum to hand back the British sailors is ignored by him, he’ll start listening.

  21. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Churchhill,Montgomery,Nelson,and other British heros are rolling in their graves! Political correctness and pussyfied males are destroying the west.

    Then offhand, I’d say it’s long past time to destroy the pussified males.

  22. juandos Comment by juandos

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    thirteen28 (#11) says:

    Who can blame people for wanting to watch a patron of the bar in Star Wars sing some sappy love song as opposed to watching our “leaders” kiss the kneecaps of some psycho little pissant like Amdinawhateverthefuck?

    Earlier this late afternoon when I read this it got me to wondering…

    So after trolling around various media info sites I was well shocked at just how many people watch American Idol two nights a week and some sort of pro-wrestling thingie a couple of times a week also…

    The shocking part? These two programs beat all the competition going away on the nights they are shown… Beat them bad if the nielsen ratings that I saw for 2006 and the first couple of months of 2007 are correct…

    Hmmm, now I know why people also vote Democrat, they’re collectively not smart enough to know better…

  23. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    If Blair would grow a pair, the dumbnumbnutless would issue a 24 hour warning with none of the “or we’re gonna go to the UN” bullshit. Just state that Ahdamngoatfucker has 24 hours to turn them and their gear loose.

    And 24 hours later start blowing their piece of shit patrol boats out of the water. If he needs help with the simultaneous strikes, get US Naval Aviation involved in the hits. I’m sure the swabbies would be up for that.

    Then it’s “24 hours are up, what can you stand to lose next, motherfuckers?”

    I know, I know, must be a flashback to my drug days…

  24. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    *sigh*

    God, I miss Lady Thatcher. She, at least, had guts, honor, class and decency…something sorely lacking in Britain’s current leadership.

    And in rather short supply in ours, as well…

  25. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Fuck it. Give Iran a 24-hr deadline to return the British Marines and sailors, cease aiding terrorists in Iraq, and making nuclear weapons, or face the destruction of the current Iranian regime.

  26. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    I fear that “merrie olde england” is no more. All her heroes must be reaching redline RPM by now, for all the spinning in their graves they’ve been doing.

    It must be reaching time for Arthur to return, because England is HELPING bring about their darkest hour. It’ll be sad watching the rise of England-istan but its coming faster than anyone notices.

    All that being said, there is only ONE way for this to not come about and that is for them to rediscover a little of the guts shown by Brittan in the past.

    Where is the England that stood up to Hitler, Kaiser Willhelm, and Napoleon?

    الموت على الاسلام , and
    their mediot stooges!
    Duty, Honor, Country
    (in THAT order)
    Rowane