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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Nice Try, Jackass (UPDATED)
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Apparently the “Dog Catcher”, the whiny little pissant, has been trying to harass my hosting service. They, of course, informed him that unless he could come up with something a little bit more convincing that a whiny email, they were under no obligation, nor did they have the slightest inclination to get involved in his petty online feuds. Well, words to that effect anyway. They’re more diplomatic than I am.

I could, of course, have told him that but hey, better to let him drink deep from the bottomless cup of humiliation.

Nice try, “Ian”, now go masturbate to pictures of Helen Thomas until you come up with something that carries a bit more weight than your hurt feelings.

Or, you can keep annoying me until I track you down and rearrange your anatomy with a hacksaw.

And I’ll charge your next of kin for the cost of the hacksaw.

***UPDATE:*** Oooooh… Scaaaary:

I see that the wingnut is already busy gloating over his “victory” when his host rudely dismissed my very reasonable email to them. Really, “emporer”, do you honestly believe that I am going to leave it at that? I merely wanted to provide them with a chance to do the right thing voluntarily but, realizing the possibility that they might refuse, I already had a plan B in place.

So laugh while you can, puppy.

37 Responses to “Nice Try, Jackass (UPDATED)”
  1. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    Seriously.

    I went to that ’site’ - it’s a joke, right?

    In two more days it’s going to be up and we’ll all be saying “Oh, that was a good one Your Majesty.”

    Right?

    - MuscleDaddy

    First

  2. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I went to that ’site’ - it’s a joke, right?

    If it’s a joke, then whoever is making it is taking it a mite far, if you ask me. People (him) could get hurt that way.

  3. LC Beth ISW Comment by LC Beth ISW

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    Sorry to OT so early, Sire… but… have you heard of the movie The Tripper? It’s about a Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer. He goes after hippies. I’m trying to figure out why this is a bad thing…

    OK… back to making fun of Ian…

  4. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

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    His Rottieness said:

    Or, you can keep annoying me until I track you down and rearrange your anatomy with a hacksaw.

    And I’ll charge your next of kin for the cost of the hacksaw.

    :lol_wp:

    Careful, Imperator. We wouldn’t want to hurt “Ian’s” widdle feewings. He might think in his delusional fantasies that you’re coming to murder him again.

    My gosh, they are all over him over at “his” blog. I almost feel sorry for him.

    Almost.

  5. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Fuck that retard.

  6. Unregistered Comment by l j

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    so misha ,

    gots a copy of that e-mail?

    should be worth a couple of chuckles

  7. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    so misha ,

    gots a copy of that e-mail?

    should be worth a couple of chuckles

    Can’t share it for confidentiality reasons since they weren’t addressed to me (can’t for the life of me figure out why he didn’t write me instead - lol), just like the other two times somebody tried that little number (Ewic Bum-itch and Tits on a Chair). Which is a pity, because he truly is a whiny little turd, threatening with prosecution, lawsuits and whatnot if I’m not immediately taken offline.

    For some reason, he doesn’t quite get that it takes something more tangible than that. Something official with a letterhead on it, which there’s no way in Hell that he’s going to get.

  8. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    Again, the hypocrisy is amazing. He whined about your blog, “deleting comments,” and banning people, and what is his goal? To shut your blog down.

    Free speech? What’s that?

  9. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    Nice try, “Ian”, now go masturbate to pictures of Helen Thomas…

    Even by inference, Sire, you shouldn’t mock those of us Loyal Citizens who use Helen Thomas to assist our self-excitation.

  10. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    The au-thorityes (Cartman) have REAL crimes with which to concern themselves!

  11. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    RR,

    What was cb doing in Michigan? :surprised_wp: :lol1_wp:

  12. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    HERE’S HER PICTURE! :help_tb: :sick_ee: :wacko_tb: :eek_wp: :exclaim_wp:

  13. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    Good heavens! Read a few of the comments in that first link (#10) to the story.

    Yikes!

  14. Unregistered Comment by salfter

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    Even by inference, Sire, you shouldn’t mock those of us Loyal Citizens who use Helen Thomas to assist our self-excitation.

    Um…I’m pretty sure there’s a reason why she’s included in the infamous Guaranteed Erection Killer®, and I think that runs counter to your stated purposes. :shock_tb:

  15. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Wait…let me see if I understand this correctly. The little cretin sets up a blog to watch YOU, and when you notice that he is watching YOU, and you let him know that you know, he has a hissy and whines to YOUR hosting service?

    You suppose he’s related to Deb Frisch, pee aitch dee?

  16. LC Beeblebrox, Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe Comment by LC Beeblebrox, Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe

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    What, is this guy 12?

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    And I’ll charge your next of kin for the cost of the hacksaw.

    I have two, Misha…my treat. What a joke this fruitloop is. He can do nothing and knows it. You’re finished Ian, shot your wad and came up dry. Trying to play in a sandbox turning out to be a litterbox more his style. And by the way, gutless Ian….where the hell are you? I’ve had the balls to post on your site, many of us have,…coward you are. Come here and show us how tough you are…..loser and coward, like most socialists. I’m not going to his site, not going to boost his numbers. And as for a fight…let it begin…….

  18. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    honestly you guys should stop wasting your time going to his site. You’re only building his traffic. If all us rotties stopped going there, all that would remain is

    SILENCE.

  19. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    not “Plan B” aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?!??!??!??!!

    Holy Shit, we’re doomed!

  20. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    “It’s not working! Go to Plan B!”

    “What’s ‘Plan B’?”

    “Oh, check this out, you’re gonna love this shit…”

  21. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Hmmm… Did I just get spam filtered?

    [Yeah, Guido.  Looks like SK2 had a brain fart.  Got it covered fer ye.  -Spats]

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    “I already had a plan B in place.”

    Now he’s going to tell his mommy, too.

  23. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I have to confess I hit his site everyday now. The humor value alone is worth it. pigfeetMisha is a f’ng trip. Pure troll, even cb and un yeah had better grammar and were more coherent.

    I’ve been flagged as spam so I quit commenting. Guess I was “killed in action by the elite Mishawatch SAS team of Hastings and Dwight”. What a fucking joke.

    LC wil had a classic, “Ian is a wanker” 500 times in one comment. Bravo wil, bravo. :clap_tb:

  24. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

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    Who the hell is PigfeetMisha? Ian can’t be that stupid can he unless he’s trolling himself.I don’t understand that pocket monkey clown either. What is she teh gay? But yeah. I’ve been quietly reading there but….the force of temptation is strong.

  25. Orion Comment by Orion

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    Of COURSE they’re trolling - assuming the site isn’t just an early April Fool’s day joke, which I’m leaning towards.

    But it’s FUN! Doesn’t eat up Misha’s bandwidth, and any Liberals who come by to ‘defend’ will get a nice education in the process.

    heheheh…It’s harmless, pointless, and enjoyable. Kinda like mental masturbation. Or Jell-O.

    And there’s always room for Jell-O.

    Orion

  26. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    This knucklehead’s website is probably one of the funniest things on the internet. I’m probably going to do all I can to keep that moron’s blatherings preserved for posterity, so that we can all reflect on this nitwit’s mental diarrhea.

  27. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    [Yeah, Guido. Looks like SK2 had a brain fart. Got it covered fer ye. -Spats]

    Thanks, bro.

  28. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    I sympathize with the Emperor. Having that tiny little pecker smacking your pants while he’s dry humping your leg must be annoying.

  29. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Having that tiny little pecker smacking your pants while he’s dry humping your leg must be annoying.

    :lol_wp: :clap_tb: :lol_tb:

    (My Lady just asked if I was laughing or dying, sig!)

  30. themandownthehall Comment by themandownthehall

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    You better be afraid Misha. Be very afraid.

    Plan B was a UN resolution!

    Ooooh. You’re in trouble now…

  31. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    That wanker Ian is hilarious. I left a couple of comments there and the pissant deleted them. Poor thing. He is crying to his mommy now.

  32. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    I got banned as well Natasha. What a pathetic little loser. I think we are giving him WAAAAAAAYYYYY too much attention.

  33. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Is Plan B anything like Plan 9?

  34. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Plan B? The “abortion pill”? WTF, is Ian trying to abort himself now? Plan B won’t work, Ian-honey. A .45 might.

  35. Bill H Comment by Bill H

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    Is Plan B anything like Plan 9?

    He is a bit space cadet, nicht war?

  36. Orion Comment by Orion

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    LOL…Hey, is Hastings real, or is he a sock-puppet/April Fool’s character too?

    I think I’m starting to drive him to distraction by simply not shutting up. *Laughs*

    This is so fun, it’s gotta be sinful. What an utter waste of time. But still fun!

    Orion

  37. Unregistered Comment by Friendofbob

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    This pathetic little waste of air really needs to get back on thorazine. Is he serious? A blog about your blog? Is there a blog about his blog about your blog? This is a joke, right? Although it is fun to watch him rant about “shutting you down” and searching for the “death threats” you supposedly keep posting. Do something real nasty, and put his website link on you tube or somewhere, and let everyone laugh at this fool.