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28 Responses to “Danes Invent New Method For Smoking Meat”
  1. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    that is just to rich. “My penis and scrotum were burning like hell” Sounds like a good weekend in Subic Bay! No wonder he can’t have sex with his wife, she freakin “cut him off”.

    What part of Denmark was our Emperor from again? :ponder_tb:

    First!

  2. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Holy Son of a….that poor dumb bastard. why is tragedy sometimes Sooo :lol_wp: funny?

  3. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Ah yes, Pubic bay……… :lol_tb:

  4. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    :blink_tb:

  5. Unregistered Comment by Tyler D

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    Is electric knife another name for flame thrower?

  6. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    OWIE!

    That hurts to think about it! :glurps_tb:

  7. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Think of the stories he’ll get to tell the grandkids.
    “There I was, balls on fire, surrounded by evil doctors…”

  8. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    The country has sure gone downhill in my absence.

    Used to be, we referred to setting our scrota on fire with lasers “foreplay.”

  9. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    Sounds more like “fireplay” to me, Sire.

    Q: “What does it mean when your partner smokes after sex?”

    A: “It means you need to use lube the next time.”

    :smoke_tb: :smoke_tb:

  10. juandos Comment by juandos

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    OUCH! OUCH!

    Leave it to the BCITman to come up with something completely tasteless and indescribably hilarious… :lol_wp:

    Hey BCITman, were you in the Navy or prison?… :lol_tb:

    Next time I’ve got to put the cocktail down before I read something from the BCITman… Damn it!… :lol_wp:

    Now I have to clean the screen and keyboard… Damn it!… :mad_wp:

  11. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    What part of Denmark was our Emperor from again?

    Please tell he’s not related, Boss… :gulp_ee:

  12. Unregistered Comment by Uchuck the Tuchuck

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    Somebody’s got to say it. Sing along now:

    Goodness, gracious, GREAT BALLS-A-FIRE!

  13. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    I guess they’ll have to re-write the surgical procedures in Denmark to include “ass masks” to collect any flammable flatulence when using acetylene torches to remove anal growths.

    :smoke_tb:

  14. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Please tell he’s not related, Boss… :gulp_ee:

    I doubt it, even though Kjellerup isn’t all that fantastically far from where I was born.

    Somebody’s got to say it. Sing along now:

    Goodness, gracious, GREAT BALLS-A-FIRE!

    I wish you hadn’t, for completely unrelated reasons.

    You see, that was the title of my fourteen page recap of the second half of the ‘24′ marathon that I had all but ready to publish when an unfortunate and involuntary press of a button sent it off to nowhere.

    As a result, there won’t be one, because I’ll damned if I’ll try to re-type all of that from memory.

  15. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    :lol: :lol: This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!!!

  16. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    :lol_wp:

  17. Unregistered Comment by Uchuck the Tuchuck

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    The Bauer report got lost in a black hole, Sire? Sounds like a complete balls-up. You really got burned on that one. I’d dick around some more with the puns, but I’m afraid I’ll get the sack.

  18. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    You see, that was the title of my fourteen page recap of the second half of the ‘24′ marathon that I had all but ready to publish when an unfortunate and involuntary press of a button sent it off to nowhere.

    As a result, there won’t be one, because I’ll damned if I’ll try to re-type all of that from memory.

    NOOOOOOO!

    I have never watched an episode and have no intention of ever doing so, but your recap got me laughing my butt off soo hard I was badly looking forward to the second one!

    Anybody else do one even 1/10th of as funny as Darth Misha’s?

    RH

  19. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I have never watched an episode and have no intention of ever doing so, but your recap got me laughing my butt off soo hard I was badly looking forward to the second one!

    Anybody else do one even 1/10th of as funny as Darth Misha’s?

    Thanks, but I really can’t get myself to try to do all of that all over again.

    Not to worry, though. There are still 20 hours left of the seasons, and the recaps WILL continue.

    In the meantime, to fill the gap of the last two hours, you could do a lot worse than the TiVo-blogging efforts at Blogs4Bauer.

    8:00 am to 9:00 am.

    and

    9:00 am to 10:00 am.

  20. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

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    It is unbelievable that he farted and is suing THEM.

  21. George guy Comment by George guy

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    Feels kind of bad to be laughing at the poor guy, but damn, that’s funny.

  22. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    It is unbelievable that he farted and is suing THEM

    It’s true, Cannon Fodder. He brought a Fiery Anal Reaction Tort (FART) against them. The doctors are going to have to sway the jury with the old Butt Examiners Against Noxious Odors (BEANO) defense.

  23. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    It’s true, Cannon Fodder. He brought a Fiery Anal Reaction Tort (FART) against them.

    He could’ve blinded the whole surgical team with that blast. Good thing for masks and goggles.:furious_tb:

    Hate to say it, butt the unfortunate incident could be a sequel to Southpark’s movie within a movie - Terrence and Phillip’s “Asses of Fire.” Clearly a case of life imitating fart. :tongue2_tb:

  24. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    as a child, my brother and I repeatedly attempted to light farts to no avail. we also tried to bottle them. Same result. AHHHHHHHH technology !

  25. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Fire in the hole ….

  26. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    Soething about this doesn’t–ummm–smell right. Urban legend, maybe?

    Are we to assume a guy was under general anesthesia for a mole removal?

    Needs sourcing.

  27. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Are we to assume a guy was under general anesthesia for a mole removal?

    Theoretically possible, Xyxtus, though I agree, not likely.

    There are dentists here who do cleanings/fillings/crowns under what amounts to a general anesthesia. As their ads say, “Just snooze away in perfect safety, and wake up with a brand new smile.” (Or words to that effect…)

  28. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    musta been one damn big mole