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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Nah, Gleen(s) Greenwald(s) of Sockpuppistan Would NEVER Do That!
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Frankly, if you’ll pardon the pun, we think that our dear Imperial Minister of War is off his rocker in this post, where he uncritically relays Cliff May of NRO’s claims that the Queen of Sockpuppets, Gleen(s) Greenwald(s) would resort to asking his readers to swamp people he doesn’t like with emails.

Clealy, Sir, is unaware of how GiGi operates.

He’d write them all himself, using numerous identities.

Mr May might want to check the IP of all of those emails. Chances are, they’re all traceable to the same cabana in Rio de Janeiro.

Now, if His Majesty were the childish sort, he’d suggest that you go tell this to GiGi (him)self in an email, but we’re far above doing such things. So far above them, in fact, that we’ve already mailed Greensleeves and told him how rude that would be and how we unequivocally denounce anybody who might even think about doing so. And so have all of the 56 voices in our head, all of which happen to have an email account of their own.

16 Responses to “Nah, Gleen(s) Greenwald(s) of Sockpuppistan Would NEVER Do That!”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Forgive him, Majesty. Frank is a somewhat trustions soul, not used to the masterful asshattery of the likes of the SockPuppet-Fu master.

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Pimf - TRUSTING

    Oh, and FIRST!

  3. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Oh, it’s quite alright, Wil. I understand.

    Besides, I am NOT going to let an opportunity to put a link up to John at Wuzzadem’s classic Gleen(s) Greenwald(s) parody slide.

    That thing STILL makes me snort my spleen out my nose with laughter every time I read it.

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    It is a classic…

  5. frankj Comment by frankj

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    In my defense, at least I did put up a link to the Wuzzadem parody.

    And Greenwald does have fans; I got a comment from one the other day. His name was Ellison or something…

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    In my defense, at least I did put up a link to the Wuzzadem parody.

    Indeed. And much obliged I am too. I really needed an excuse to buy a new keyboard. Seriously, thanks for posting that. I just can’t quit laughing at that one.

    Oh, and you don’t need a defense. You’re my Imperial Minister of War. You laugh at defenses! :biggrin_wp:

  7. Orion Comment by Orion

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    Frank,

    Please - do not use your superior kung-fu on poor Greenwald! We need him for comic relief!

    Orion

  8. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Cliff May wrote:

    I’ve been deluged by e-mails all day calling me a liar and other nasty names. That’s because Glenn Greenwald over at Salon decided to sic his readers on me. Why? Because of the item I posted here yesterday asking Corner readers if there is evidence to support the left’s talking point that a majority of Americans now want out of Iraq – whatever the consequences

    Well now your boy Greenwald Sire may not have sold Mr. May on his idiotic and seditious point of view but he’s obviously sold good, ole Harry the fairy Reid on it: Reid May Move to Cut Iraq War Funds… :lol_tb:

  9. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Clealy, Sir, is unaware ….

    MeOW

  10. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    MeOW

    Yay! 10,000 geek points for getting the reference, and my eternal gratitude for letting me know that I’m not the only one! :thumbup_tb:

  11. Skul Comment by Skul

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    I wonder if Glenwald ever loses a matching sockpuppet in the washer. (That is, if he ever washes his socks to start with.) What can you do with a mis-matched sockpuppet?

  12. LC-IB-NeilV Comment by LC-IB-NeilV

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    Piss on him

  13. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Comment by Emperor Misha

    MeOW

    Yay! 10,000 geek points for getting the reference, and my eternal gratitude for letting me know that I’m not the only one! :thumbup_tb:

    I wasn’t one of the Bungmunch U alumni … I got involved a little after the harvard boys got bitchslapped out of a.f.k-m.n … about right when 2-belo got Kehoe’d to his boss and had to quit USENET.

  14. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I wasn’t one of the Bungmunch U alumni … I got involved a little after the harvard boys got bitchslapped out of a.f.k-m.n … about right when 2-belo got Kehoe’d to his boss and had to quit USENET.

    Hey! Me too! Ah yes, the 2-Belo and Teh Gratest Troll In Teh Hitsory of Teh UESNet!!!!1!! Those were the days… Good times, gooooood times.

    Dammit, but he got the Olive LoafHeaD GOOD with that one, didn’t he? There she was, the fat ugly cow, thinking that she’d got his boss to fire him, only to find out that the “boss” she’d been reporting him to and emailing back and forth with was… 2-Belo.

    I laughed so hard I almost passed out.

    woeM!

  15. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    OK … that one did get by me … I wasn’t aware that 2-belo was playing his own employer.

    Did he actually autospnak hisself out of afk-mn, or just grab a new nym?

  16. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    OK … that one did get by me … I wasn’t aware that 2-belo was playing his own employer.

    Not merely playing, he was his own employer, in a manner of speaking. You see, the “abuse department” that Olive LoafHeaD was whining to was run by… The 2-belo.

    So naturally, when he received a screeching, poorly speeled (one of LoafHeaD’s trademarks, as we all know) “abuse complaints”, he couldn’t resist the temptation and created the best troll ever seen. Even had most of The Empire of Meow (T.I.N.E.O.M.) swallow it hook, line and sinker, including yours truly. Ah, the rantings I unleashed in her grotesquely disfigured, loathsome general direction.

    She pretty much disappeared from a.f.c. for quite while after that, no doubt gobbling down metric tonnes of chocolate, ice cream and Paxil while trying to scrape the heaps of egg off of her criminally hideous mug.

    Did he actually autospnak hisself out of afk-mn, or just grab a new nym?

    He never really left, as far as I know, he just got busy with that nasty thing we know as “real life”, just like most of the rest of us. Moving on and all that. Last I heard from him, he was doing just fine, busier than a termite in a room full of pirates being a family man.