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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Rumors of War, El Baradei to the Rescue
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As tensions rise between the Turbans of Tehran and the civilized world, El Baradei, Mahmoud Ahmadingdong’s lapdog and one of the contributors to the loss of prestige associated with the Nobel Peace Prize, urges leaders back to the negotiating table, presumably in order to keep his bribes flowing.

Meanwhile, Mohamed El Baradei, who heads the UN’s nuclear watchdog agency, said he was concerned that UN sanctions on Iran could escalate the standoff with the West and called for a resumption of negotiations.

Escalate the standoff from “we’ll do whatever we want to do no matter what, infidels” to what, exactly, you corrupt, terrorist-loving puddle of goat semen?

In the eight years following the Egyptian’s appointment to head the watchdog group, it has failed to detect covert nuclear programs in three countries. It also failed to detect the “nuclear supermarket” run by the Pakistani scientist A. Q. Khan.

Which is hardly surprising, seeing as how the “inspection” teams, in the exact same fashion as the Useless Nitwits “inspection” teams from the days of Saddam (who remains satisfyingly dead), weren’t allowed to “inspect” anything without the prior approval of the regime that they were supposed to “inspect”, not to mention that the “inspection” teams were provided with their own terrorist regime armed escort wherever they went.

One of the Chief Inspectors, Chris Charlier, pointed this out and, predictably, the Tumblefucked Turbaned Twits of Tehran didn’t much like that, demanding that El Baradei fire the infidel for daring to tell the truth. El Baradei promptly complied.

So pardon us if we don’t care a tinker’s cuss about any verbal effluvium seeping from the pie hole of El Baradei.

We might as well listen to advice from Ahmadinnerjacket and, as long as we continue to consider the U.N. anything other than a wholly owned subsidiary of Terrorist Regimes International™, we are doing just that.

8 Responses to “Rumors of War, El Baradei to the Rescue”
  1. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    presumably in order to keep his bribes flowing.

    As presumptions go, that’s not a very long jump, Boss.

    Anyone with half a brain knows the boy is sucking up all the cash he can get, from whoever he can get it from. After all, it’s the UN. It’s what they do…

  2. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    As presumptions go, that’s not a very long jump, Boss.

    I don’t think so either. I mean, let’s look at it:

    There’s no reason for him to insist on keeping “inspections” and “negotiations” going other than that one. He’ll be head of the I-A-E-A-Oooooooo regardless, so it’s not because he’s afraid of being out of a job.

    That, and he’s already been proven, definitively, to be entirely in the pocket of the the Mad Mullahs, so we KNOW that there’s some incentive “flowing” there.

    So, logically, there is no reason to presume that he is NOT bought and paid for.

  3. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Mayhaps we can arrange for the Israeli attack on the Nuke sites in Iran to occur when Mohammass el-Bribeme is doing one of his “inspections”.

    Oh, well, one can dream..

  4. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    one of the contributors to the loss of prestige associated with the Nobel Peace Prize

    I didn’t believe it possible for the “peace prize” to lose any more prestige after it was awarded to yassar Arafat.

    BTW, for a new outrage see this WSJ story More hard earned American tax dollars thrown down the black hole called the UN.

  5. ziske68 Comment by ziske68

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    I have been thinking…scary enough I know, but as I recall Iran has only one refinery. I would think a SOCOM trained group of Iranian Kurds could infiltrate and destroy this refinery a la Red Storm Rising, and put the Mullahs on their heels. Perhaps even make them crazy enough to shoot at one of our ships or try to close the Straits of Hormuz, thereby giving us the diplomatic cover necessary to bomb away.
    Just sayin…

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Yippee. The Useless Nitwits to the rescue. I guess that pretty much guarantees that we’ll soon have to deal with Iranistan too.

  7. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    ziske68 I like that idea, just Clancyesque enough to work!

    But in the real world, I think I hear an Israeli flight line revving up.

  8. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Just as much as i wouldn’t put John Dillenger in charge of security at my bank, Just why in G-DS name do we allow ragheads to police themselves?