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The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ is pleased to bring you a Guest Rant™ by our very own Imperial Human Beer Keg & Bar Fixture™, LC Mope.

Let the games begin!
(Note to the visiting Demented Ungulates & KosTard’s KoolAid Kidz: That means Mope’s Guest Rant starts just below here.) :thumbdown_tb:

I’m so pissed I can’t see straight….

Our beloved ‘loyal opposition’, Markos, considers “He who walks on water”, “The boy god”, Barak Hussein Obama incapable of holding the highest office in the land. Why? Because he is like the Fwench: A surrender monkey.

Yes, Markos claims Obama is now unelectable because he has ‘signaled’ our President that in the event of a veto for the funding of troops in Iraq, Senator Obama will fund the battle.

Markos, no doubt, understands the significance of ‘signals’. You see, if there was ever a ‘signal’ that was sent to anyone, it is the signal that our Congress will defund…. Cut and run… surrender… but that won’t stop these treasonous bastards. They know full well that is a signal for the cut-throats and pirates to lay low until we leave. “Put your guns down for a few weeks and then you can have the whole country.“ Democrats want the cut-throats to win.

Fuck the democrats. Fit yourselves for burkas motherfuckers! Succomb to the will of Allah, you pricks!

“The Jews started it… Christians are intolerant!” What about the pedophile prophet? Want to be told who you can marry? Let’s not even get into arranged marriages. Where is The National Organization of Women on this? Where are my crickets when I need some chirping?

How can a party declare themselves to be ‘tolerant’, and have no testicular fortitude to protect their ideals of tolerance? How can they call us intolerant and the enemy “like the founding fathers?” Where the fuck is their tolerance?

I submit there are lines, drawn in the sand, that delineate what constitutes treason:

• 1) Aiding the enemy through signals of defeat, Including de-funding a portion of a war.
• 2) Going to a country that supports the murder of our civilians and speaking to the leader without consent of our president.
• 3) Systemic propaganda that emboldens the enemy
• 4) Any effort that can inflict injury on any of our fellow Americans over there.

As far as I am concerned, if you want to declare yourselves something other than my fellow citizen, have at it. But don’t ever let the notion cross your mind that you will govern me. I will not submit.
The very act of you claiming governance over me will be considered an act of war against this person. And I will make the twin towers look like a pipe bomb, you filthy pricks.

On this I pledge my life, my wealth, and my sacred honor.

(B.C. here again… “What”, you’re probably asking yourself, “set our Lovable, Yet Unbearably Huggable Mopester on a curtain of blood rant against the Helmet-wearing Retard in the Shallow End of the Semen Pool of Life™?”

Read below the fold for the Moronical Musings of the Marxist Masturbator MarKosTard.)

F.E.T.E.

Obama’s surrender to the GOP Iraq funding frame by kos Mon Apr 02, 2007 at 05:37:29 PM PDT

Obama has explained his weekend words to the AP, and sorry to say, you Obama fans, but it’s no better than before.
In a telephone interview this afternoon during the Illinois senator’s latest New Hampshire campaign swing, Obama said he has not backed down. But he said that neither he nor “the vast majority of Democrats” are interested in cutting funding for troops in the field.

He said that after a veto, Congress should “keep on ratcheting up the pressure to try to make the President see we’re on the wrong course and have him respond to Congress and the American people.”

Obama said that since there are not enough in the House or Senate votes to override a veto, “My object at that point would be explore passing a new version that also has some sort of constraints on the President’s actions.”

He said it would be unacceptable for Congress “to fold up tent because the President vetoed the bill.”

First of all, he’s talking about sending Bush a weaker bill, not the same or a stronger one.

Two, he’s saying that if Bush vetoes the Iraq supplemental, and Congress doesn’t send him some watered-down version, then it’s Congress’ fault the troops aren’t getting funded.

He’s so afraid of being accused of cutting off the troops, that he’s incapable of making the rather obvious point that 1) Congress has fully funded Bush’s war, and 2) it’s Bush’s veto that would cut off the troops.

Does this make Obama a non-starter for my primary vote in 2008? Nah. But it is an important data point.

Obama has blown the framing battle and undermined the Democratic leadership’s bargaining position on the existing Iraq Supplemental. All because he’s too afraid to point out that Bush’s veto would cut off funding for the troops, not Congressional action.

It’s not his finest moment.

You Obama people who are frothing at the mouth at the notion that anyone might criticize your golden boy — you’re not doing your guy any favors. No more so than obnoxious Edwards supporters, or obnoxious anyone-else supporters. Your guy screwed up here. If you think it’s okay to undermine the Democrats’ negotiating position because he fears being labeled a troop hater (by who, Fox News?), then that’s your prerogative.
But just imagine if this was Hillary saying these things. You’d be demanding her head on a pike, and so would I. So quit the double standard.

p.s. No, separate legislation isn’t the best way to make this happen. Bush HAS to sign some sort of Iraq supplemental if he wants his war to continue past this summer. He can veto any standalone legislation to his hearts content. And yeah, politically, those extra vetoes will be great and help us pick up more seats in 2008, so I heartily endorse continued congressional action to clearly define the differences on Iraq between our party and theirs. But here we have a chance to bundle some real accountability in a bill that Bush must eventually sign. There was no reason to surrender so quickly.

Update: Those of you complaining that the press is mis-reporting Obama (based on nothing but faith, apparently) — if only Obama had a way to get his voice out unfiltered to the public. If only he had something, like, maybe, a Web-Site, and on that Web-Site, if only he had something like a, well, a Web-Log.
If only he had those things, then he wouldn’t be at the mercy of reporters and editors.
Alas, he’s apparently at the mercy of the media.
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Last time we checked, sedition & treason during a time of war were STILL punishable by death. Of course, the last time anyone was actually tried & punished for S&T was back when those running the country actually had sacs hanging between their legs.

19 Responses to “Keep Licking Those Wrinkled Raisins, KosTards, You’ll Be Spared For Your Dhimmitude”
  1. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Said it all in my mind BC, the left hates this country and us so much they are willing to destroy everything just to destroy us….problem is they also know we are armed and trained. Most of them aren’t, giving us, should I say…just a sight advantage. Fow while one of them was playing with a rifle, he would die as a round caught him. This kind of hatred remains self-destructive, I have always believed them to be suicidal. They simply haven’t the guts to admit it. I agree with what has been said….I would choose death first, preferably theirs……they will NEVER dictate jack shit to me. And they hate me and my kind for just that….they hate us even more because they can’t do a goddamned thing about it either…..

  2. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    I hereby challenge Markos to a fist fight.
    No, wait. A good old fashioned street fight. Pipes, chains, broken glass, whatever.

    I’m old and decrepit and tire quickly.

    Loser has to give oral to Hillary Clinton.

    I ain’t losing.

  3. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    Kos hates it when Democrats- that is, important ones- act in ways he can’t take credit for.

    My take from Sunday is here.

    /shameless plug

  4. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I ain’t losing.

    Oh Gawd, Ralphie…..! :lol_wp: :doh_tb: :lol_wp:

  5. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Sweet rant Mopes! A world class cluebatting. :thumbup_tb:

    Update: Those of you complaining that the press is mis-reporting Obama (based on nothing but faith, apparently) — if only Obama had a way to get his voice out unfiltered to the public. If only he had something, like, maybe, a Web-Site, and on that Web-Site, if only he had something like a, well, a Web-Log.
    If only he had those things, then he wouldn’t be at the mercy of reporters and editors.
    Alas, he’s apparently at the mercy of the media.

    And if you like, ya know, had a brain that wasn’t rotting in that like, deformed skull, you could like, ya know, put together like, a coherent sentence that didn’t make you, ya know, like sound like a totally dumbfuck insane Aardvark on crack.

    Take heart Markos. The Media like, just screwed the pooch this one time, like ya know by actually telling like, the truth just this one time. I’m sure they like, won’t do it again. Word!

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Jeebus Mope!

    I was beginning to think the only thing that could get you that worked up was running out of beer.

    I salute you sir.

    BTW, Did I hear you on Medved last week? I was in the car at lunch and he had a caller from Chicago who shure sounded like you…

  7. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Beautiful rant mope! :thumbup_tb: :clap_tb:

    I gotta second BiW though, DID you run outta beer or something, because that rant was so far removed from the lovable fuzz ball we know and love, that even bangie thing said jeebus.

    Awesome mope, purely awesome!

  8. Unregistered Comment by Special Ed

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    Fully funding an abortion isn’t funding a pregnancy.

    Fully funding a surrender isn’t funding a war.

    How does one come to the place where one believes that abandoning a theater of war to one’s enemies is:

    a. the right thing to do?

    b. not going to have horrific condequences for the surrenderers in the near future?

    c. going to end said war?

  9. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    Congress has fully funded Bush’s war

    Don’t you just love how stupid the left is when it talks about the “government’s” money. Fucking morons.

  10. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Loser has to give oral to Hillary Clinton.

    With that at stake I’d take out Tyson, in his prime, in less than 30 seconds! :tongue2_tb: :yell_tb: :flush_tb:

    If you’re lucky your fate will only be the hamburger grind the South Park operative endured last week!
    :help_tb:

  11. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Beautiful rant mope! :thumbup_tb: :clap_tb:

    I second, third, fourth and fifth that sentiment.

    That was a true piece of art indeed, Mope!

  12. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Ralphie,

    Just want to thank you for the hurrllllll on my fucking keyboard. Does anyone know how to get a Subway chicken bacon ranch out from between the keys. :lol_tb:

  13. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Radical Redneck,

    She’s got a snuke in her snizz!
    That had to have been one of the funniest episodes ever.

  14. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Funny but I think Kos with more hair would look a lot like Sanjaya

  15. Unregistered Comment by salfter

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    Loser has to give oral to Hillary Clinton.

    I ain’t losing.

    …especially after what happened to the last guy who went there. :lol_wp:

  16. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

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    I call BULLSHIT here!
    That is the dumbest shit I’ve read. Bush vetoing a shitty bill from the Dhimmi’s is the same as him cutting off funds to the troops himself?

    So, in other words, he has to give in to the surrender nutbags to get the money? Bullshit! It is CONGRESS trying to make sure we either leave too early and embolden the terrorists pr blame Bush for the lack of funds!

  17. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Juandos,
    since I rarely pay attention to the kostards & democratunderwear, I just have to ask, is that the great and powerful Markos. He doesn’t dress like he’s important. A wife beater under a sportcoat? WTF ?
    Even us unedumacatid rednex dont dress like this half-a-sissy when we have to go to some shotgun weddin.
    Dude you got money buy a better mop, get you teeth fixed, and stop by the mens warehouse they are always running sales.

  18. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Mope! I’m in AWE! Marvelous!

    One small comment - not even important enough to call it a quibble, just a small thought . .

    Shouldn’t we actually ENCOURAGE crap like this from the likes of the kostards and movethehellonalready.org?

    My thought is that the more these intellectually challenged surrender monkey bastard sons of syphlitic *spit* fwench *spit* two-bit whores expose themselves, the better the world will be. Let them have their 10 percent of true belivers, and drive anyone marginally sane back to the light.

    But, Sir, that was an impressive rant! Bravo Zulu!

  19. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    MOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!

    Well said my friend! (BTW, You started it!) :clap_tb: :drunk_tb: