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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Aussie Terrorist Gets Slap on Wrist, Whines About “Brutal” Treatment
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David Hicks, the Aussie terrorist captured in Ashcanistan with his Talib buddies, recently became the first Gitmo terrorist to receive a sentence, a ridiculously low one, and is already making up stories about the “brutalities” of the Americans (link thanks to Sir Christopher):

Australian Guantanamo Bay detainee David Hicks feared he would be shot unless he cooperated with US interrogators in Afghanistan, according to a sworn statement presented to a British court.

And we all know just exactly how much the oath of a terrorist is worth, don’t we?

In the affidavit, Hicks said he was slapped, kicked, punched and spat on after being arrested by coalition forces in the Central Asian country in 2001.

According to the Rules of Land Warfare, he should have been tied up, blindfolded, shot and thrown in a ditch. That’s what civilized nations used to do to un-uniformed combatants when they captured them. He got off way too lightly.

Hicks also said that he had heard other detainees screaming in pain, had seen evidence of beatings on fellow prisoners and had had a shotgun trained on him during questioning.

“I realised that if I did not cooperate with US interrogators, I might be shot,” he said in the document handed to British authorities and obtained by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC).

Oh shut the fuck up, twinkletoes, and go have unnatural relations with a kangaroo, why don’t you? Having a gun trained on a captive during interrogation is called “security”, look it up. Of course, if it just so happens to make the interviewee wet his panties with fear, so much the better.

The affidavit detailed the allegations of mistreatment as part of his unsuccessful bid to obtain British citizenship last year.

Hicks said he was twice taken off a US warship, flown to an unknown location and physically abused by US personnel for a total of 16 hours. Two US investigations said that claim was unfounded.

They did? Damn, and we were convinced that the little cockholster was telling the honest-to-Bob truth here. We mean, it’s not like the terrorist training manual says anything about deliberately making up outlandish claims about torture and mistreatment, is it? Also, there’s absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about a US warship establishing a personal shuttle service for a captured terrorist so they can torture him in unknown locations. Nothing outlandish here at all. It’s not like our pilots have anything better to do that ferrying idiots like Hicks back and forth for his daily doses of abuse.

Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson, former chief of staff to former US Secretary of State Colin Powell, said his claims were credible.

“I know this kind of abuse happened,” he told ABC. “I’ve talked to people who participated in it — CIA, military and contractor.”

Wilkerson said military officers had told him the interrogations at Guantanamo Bay had revealed “virtually nothing” of useful intelligence.

“And that is just damning,” he said.

Is that so, Colonel?

Are you telling us that you had personal knowledge of numerous violations of the UCMJ, yet failed to report it? That’s interesting, isn’t it? And by “interesting”, we mean “quite damning indeed.” Maybe a hearing is in order here?

Fuckhead.

20 Responses to “Aussie Terrorist Gets Slap on Wrist, Whines About “Brutal” Treatment”
  1. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    In the affidavit, Hicks said he was slapped, kicked, punched and spat on after being arrested by coalition forces in the Central Asian country in 2001.

    Is he saying that after he was arrested, they forced him to pull duty as a US military recruiter at a UC Santa Cruz job fair?

  2. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    The sad thing is, to much of what remains of the West, the word of a terrorist is about equal to a US Military investigation.

    For what reason? None, really. They just don’t like George Bush. And they certainly don’t condemn terrorist just because their religious beliefs happen to include homicide.

    The even sadder thing is, we’re at the point where we care whether or not this piece of shit was improperly intimidated.

    Here’s a brief questionaire that should be filled out for people submitting generic, unprovable, highly motivated stories of torture:

    1) Are you a citizen of the country in which you were supposedly tortured? If No, proceed to question 2.

    2) Are you, or have you ever been, an avowed enemy of that nation? If Yes, thank you for your time. Your story does not meet our current needs.

  3. Ralphie Comment by Ralphie

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    The good Colonel has an old axe to grind.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/19/AR2005101902246.html

  4. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

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    Why you yanks couldnt have done it properly in the first place? Remember, 2 shots to the head, no problems. I hope this oversight wont ocour again.

    You think your political parties are nuts try this.
    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21503258-5001021,00.html

    And that party hols a couple of seats .

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC + IB Gutshot

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Wilkerson

    The Mainstream Asswipes would NEVER target a Bush detractor intentionally now, would they???

    :rolleyes_wp:

  6. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    I agree, this abuse of terrorists must stop.

    Mozambique each and every one of the fuckers and use them for compost.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Atomic Conspiracy

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    Will I ever get to use the same password twice? Each and every time I have tried to sign in here, it has failed to accept the last password you sent and I have had to go through the rigamarole of getting a new one. It isn’t fucking worth the aggravation.

  8. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson, former chief of staff to former US Secretary of State Colin Powell

    If that word is included in your title you shouldn’t be allowed to comment on anything.

    Not even how your wife has a 40cc gasoline powered dildo to make up for your impotence.

  9. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Will I ever get to use the same password twice? Each and every time I have tried to sign in here, it has failed to accept the last password you sent and I have had to go through the rigamarole of getting a new one. It isn’t fucking worth the aggravation.

    I’m sorry about that. Are you sure that you’ve set it to “remember me” and that it isn’t your browser trying to use an old password that it has in memory?

  10. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Mozambique each and every one of the fuckers and use them for compost.

    Too wasteful of ammo.

    One .308 in the back of the head should do it. It was the standard treatment for non-uniformed combatants during WWII.

    Dead tangos = no need for gitmo

  11. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Mozambique each and every one of the fuckers and use them for compost.

    Too wasteful of ammo.

    One .308 in the back of the head should do it. It was the standard treatment for non-uniformed combatants during WWII.

    Taking off the entire head doesn’t kill cockroaches, it just stops them imbibing fresh water. The body shots are to speed up the dessication and keep them from crawling off the pile :)

  12. Rat Bastard Comment by Rat Bastard

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    One .308 in the back of the head

    How about a .22LR. Cheaper on the ammo bill and saves the .308 for the military.

  13. Unregistered Comment by LC + IB Gutshot

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    How about a .22LR. Cheaper on the ammo bill and saves the .308 for the military.

    You guys need to listen to the Dems more…think recyclable agents like a hacksaw.

  14. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

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    What’s sad is that roughly half this country didn’t learn anything from 9/11 (and other terrorist acts before that and since as well).

    All I can do is shake my head. The cockroaches could nuke several major cities tomorrow and all liberals will do is ask what we did wrong.

  15. juandos Comment by juandos

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    This Wilkerson alpha-hotel is quite the piece of work!

    The thoroughly unibiased (ha! ha!) Dana Milbank back in October 20, 2005 penned the following (after numerous fact checkers vetted it I’m sure):

    As Colin Powell’s right-hand man at the State Department, Larry Wilkerson seethed quietly during President Bush’s first term. Yesterday, Colonel Wilkerson made up for lost time.

    He said the vice president and the secretary of defense created a “Cheney-Rumsfeld cabal” that hijacked U.S. foreign policy. He said of former defense undersecretary Douglas Feith: “Seldom in my life have I met a dumber man.” Addressing scholars, journalists and others at the New America Foundation, Wilkerson accused Bush of “cowboyism” and said he had viewed Condoleezza Rice as “extremely weak.” Of American diplomacy, he fretted, “I’m not sure the State Department even exists anymore.”

    Damn! Never a gang drive by shooting when you need one…

    If you still aren’t convinced that Wilkerson isn’t a seditious alpha hotel then this Wilkerson interview by the BBC should sway you…

  16. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Why use ammo at all? hit’em in the face with a hatchet, and throw ‘em in a hog pen! :annoyed_tb: :guns_tb:

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    The affidavit detailed the allegations of mistreatment as part of his unsuccessful bid to obtain British citizenship last year.

    British citizenship, you say? How very interesting. I wonder why that is?

  18. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    Read the comments

    These Democrats must be on drugs or something, if Sandra Kanck is the leader of this party and she’d be happy for a terrorist to seek a political career even as a Demon-cat then she’s lost her marbles!! What comes next, maybe down the track we’ll be reading Terrorist works his way up to the Federal Government maybe even eventually the P.M, what a great headline that would make for Australia “Terrorist runs Australia”!!!

    Grow a brain Sandra Kanck if Hick’s ever ended up in politics Australia would be a laughing stock all over the world!!!!!

    The Australian Democrats put the “lunatic” into Lunatic Fringe. These days, even the “bastards” look better by comparison.

    Misha…in less than a few days, you will see some ass kicking out of sight and sound, and this will be a dead issue.

    The public reaction says it all.

    Relax.

    It’s a brain fart from the loony left…that’s all.

  19. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    Your spam filter ate my comment

  20. Unregistered Comment by brandonmarlo

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    The real shame of this entire saga is the lefty support drummed up by the media.This germ has gained simpathy from an obvious blind following.They’ll learn the hard way.