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… the erudite Idiotarians at Pravda.

As the great Bill Engvall would say: “Here’s yer sign.”

F.E.T.E.

49 Responses to “And This Week’s “No Shit, Sherlock?!?!” Award Goes To…”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Thanks, BC!

    Cheerleaders in the morning is a great way to start the day!

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Oh, and . FIRSTEST!

  3. Unregistered Comment by T

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    Just goes to prove we guys are all the same deep down - we admire the same things.. # 5 and 10 are particularly, er…, attractive, and I would CERTAINLY like to warm up with #13. Rrrrroowelllllll…..

  4. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    Just goes to prove we guys are all the same deep down - we admire the same things..

    T, that blanket statement doesn’t hold water. To prove my point, I present Exhibit A:

    Yeah. She's HAWT!

    Remember, Mardi Gras is right around the corner!

  5. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    DAMMIT BC!!!

    Did you have to post THAT????

    Cripes!! That’s enough to make me think the freaking cheerleaders were hot. :sick_ee: :wallbash_tb:

  6. Red Five Comment by Red Five

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    Gah! BC, Aren’t you required by federal law or something to post a warning when you’re going to display ugly? Dayum!

  7. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    BC, BC, BC. :doh_tb:

    Just when we thought it was safe to come back in the water…

  8. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    Gah! BC, Aren’t you required by federal law or something to post a warning when you’re going to display ugly? Dayum!

    Nope. If that were the case, this pic would have come with a warning…

    Double HAWTNESS!

  9. Red Five Comment by Red Five

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    AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! My eyes! The burning! Now I need the mental bleach, or an ice pick, or something…

  10. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Damn, BC :glurps_tb: Just when I was beginning to enjoy the articles in Pravda, I made the mistake of reading the comments. :blink_tb:

    That Mardi-Gras thing was just plain nasty :nono_tb:

  11. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    Dammit, BC!!
    BTW, that pic in #8 would scare off any would-be rapist.
    Who needs a gun?
    /snark off

  12. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    BTW, that pic in #8 would scare off any would-be rapist.

    That picture would scare a fly off a pile of cow flop…

  13. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    ahhhh….one more reason to love football. Those pictures sure make the bacon and eggs go down easier.

    Then you have to pull a stunt by posting numbers 4 and 8 BC, making my coffee too bitter to drink.

    well, back at ya’….meet the new 49′ers cheerleaders:

  14. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Misfire in bay #13!!

    let’s try that again: the new 49′ers cheerleaders

  15. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    no fair BC, wadja do, disable images so we couldn’t fire back?

  16. Unregistered Comment by T

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    BC, You CANNOT POSSIBLY be saying you admire that… ARE YOU???

  17. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    T, absolutely not. But, if you just roam around the InterWebTubes™, you’ll find plenty of www’s devoted to honeys who are even more gravitationally-challenged than she is.

    :devil_tb:

    Then again, ya’ gotta admire the lovely lass for havin’ the chutzpah to whip out those Gargantuan Glandular Globules™ for all the world to marvel over.

    Remember the old saying: “Big chicks are like mopeds… They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you on ‘em.”

    :smoke_tb:

  18. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    Jaybear, I have no idea what’s preventing you from posting an image. Perhaps an e-mail to His Imperial Vindictiveness & Vileness™ or DJ Allyn would be in order?

  19. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Jaybear, I have no idea what’s preventing you from posting an image. Perhaps an e-mail to His Imperial Vindictiveness & Vileness™ or DJ Allyn would be in order?

    Not again.

    It’s like this: Every time we upgrade to a fresh version of WordPress (which we HAVE to, since the upgrades serve to do more than just make the site run better and add new bells and whistles. Think ‘plugging security holes’), there’s a file with permissions that reverts to the default version which won’t allow picture posting.

    So every time it happens, I need to remember to go in and change those settings.

    I’ve changed them now, so you may post pics again.

  20. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  21. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    Remember the old saying: “Big chicks are like mopeds… They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you on ‘em.”

    Well, not all of us want a girl that reminds us of a 12yr old boy…..

  22. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    I guess there’s a reason they call you the Imperial Torturer…

  23. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Well lookie here, you can load pics again…..

  24. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Caveman, that’ll make the baby Jesus cry…

  25. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Jeeeezus Caveman, I didn’t know that Rosie O’Donnell was a personal trainer.

    well….hell, thanks to that and my difficulties at loading images earlier… I guess my attempt at humor will be sorta dated by now, but here goes anyway:

    drumroll pleeeeez, Ladies and Germs…the new San Francisco 49′ers cheerleaders!!!:

    rah

    seriously, it WAS funnier this morning

  26. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    I was gonna send you that link seperately, but then I found the one that I DID send ya… And figgered you’d see this one soon enough…

  27. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Damnit BC! And Caveman, you sick twisted bastard! I had a smile on my face for awhile there, the bangie thing did too :wink_wp:

    Oh well, did anyone notice whether there was actually a story with those cheerleader pics?

  28. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    Damnit BC! And Caveman, you sick twisted bastard! I had a smile on my face for awhile there, the bangie thing did too

    What Crunchie said!!

  29. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Crunchie sez:

    Oh well, did anyone notice whether there was actually a story with those cheerleader pics?

    You need a story? ya’ mean you can’t make up your own????

    I’ll send you mine, it has something to do with Gatorade showers and Breathe-Rite strips

  30. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    :lol_wp: :devil_tb:

  31. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    DU exposed

  32. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    hey, where pic?

  33. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    try this a different way DU exposed

  34. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    jaybear, the Gatorade shower I got no problem man, but the Breathe Rite strips? Even my twisted imagination can only go one place with that, and I think thats still illegal south of Mason-Dixon.

  35. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Oh Jesus!!!!! Wait till crunchie see this! :lol_wp:

  36. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    caveman If you’re talkin about Seagoons pic, already had it saved in my puter to gross people out. I just don’t look at it right after looking at pics of nubile young cheerleaders!

  37. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Seagoon, that was definitely different. !

  38. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    I see that Caveman has been saving the pics that I link to…

    *Sniff* Does an old, cold, evil heart good. :glurps_tb:

  39. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Aw hell, and I thought those were new ones. I got one sicko I’m afraid to post here. I know it’s new. Oh, my family knows about you BC, when they hear me roaring with laughter it’s generally something you posted.

  40. BC Imperial Torturer Comment by BC Imperial Torturer

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    Thanks, Cavedude. I try not to post pics with… (How can I put this gently?)… labial openings flapping like Helen Thomas squatting down and engulfing a flowing fire hydrant…

  41. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Damnit all BC, I had to read that before going to bed! Thanks for nothing, and I mean nothing, at least not tonight. That mental image just ruined my libido for the foreseeable future.

    **Babe, get the brain bleach out, BC was posting again..**

  42. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    hey Caveman, it’s the same horrible chickie in the one you posted and the one I linked- her mask is just on in yours.

    bleargh.

  43. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    :sick_ee: Those pics can’t be for real, Caveman, can they? They must be photoshopped, right? They-they’re horrible. Like some disease. :shock_ee:

  44. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    alright….enough is enough, time to bring this thread back to viewable status:
    that's better

    There, that’s better, I don’t have that sour vomity taste in my mouth any more….(unless I scroll up)

  45. Unregistered Comment by LC Staci GBOR

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    Geesh, my work filters usually hide this shit.

  46. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    The interwebtubes need to be reamed, steamed and disinfected after this gig. Sadly those cheerleaders are a fast fading memory now as I prepare to gouge my eyes out with dull sissors.

  47. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    BC! Dodgammit! UGH! That’s horrible! Erase post #4, please management have mercy on us! That’s worse than Helen Thomas in tassles….

  48. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    You know, I sent someone over here earlier, to see the FIRST “fat broad” photo. (Yes, I’m a cruel and evil woman)

    I had no idea that the commenters had added even more. Scarily, though, I found myself wondering if the second tub-o-lard in post 37 is female…or not.

    ***shuddering, and reaching for the icepick to gouge my eyes out***

  49. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I think BC ran a freak show carnival in a previous life.

    :smoke_tb: