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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Buh-Bye, AP
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We’re all familiar with the famous Associated (with terrorists) Press story, courtesy of Jamil/Jamail Hussein/Santa Claus/Tooth Fairy/Whogivesashit, according to which four mosques were destroyed and six Sunnis were burned alive.

Well, apart from no mosques having been destroyed and no Sunnis having been burned alive, the story is as, er, “true” as ever.

Now, as to the other 61 fairy tales attributed to Jamil Whatsisface that the Associated (with terrorists) Press call “reporting”, nobody knows for sure.

Except that they (and everything else that the Associated (with terrorists) Press has ever reported) are most likely shining examples of the commitment to facts and honesty that the Associated (with terrorists) Press has become so very well known for.

As to ourself, we’ll stick with the National Enquirer or whatever the unwashed loon down on the corner is shouting.

17 Responses to “Buh-Bye, AP”
  1. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    At least with the National E you have a chance that some of what you read isn’t made up. Anus Puss, not so much.

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Libruls Lie.

    Dogs chase Postmen.

    Congresscritters steal.

    This is news?

  3. LC Mrs. M Comment by LC Mrs. M

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    The Brothers Grimm would be soooo proud of these fairy tales. Although their stories were certainly alot easier to believe than the shit stories of the Ass Press.

  4. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    AP…….another reason why the dinosaur media is going extinct

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    What use does an enemy who’s religion preaches deception and their willing collarborators in the press and the leftie blogosphere have for the truth? You can’t make that up.

    The Brothers Grimm would be soooo proud of these fairy tales. Although their stories were certainly alot easier to believe than the shit stories of the Ass Press.

    No ma’am, they would not. The original Grimm’s fairytales had a point…hence the moral of the story. These fabrications exist only to reinforce their dubious conclusions.

  6. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    Can’t help it. OT: How ’bout them Bears!!!?

  7. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    And, after all, The National Enquirer(et al) ARE the “hot sheets”.

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Bears done good, Irish! But as for AP….These lefty outlets love bitching about FOX? I read the web now for damn near all my news. Oh, I listen to talk radio during my hour and half commute home sometimes, but TV and such have lost credibility with me. Seems best to search a lot of sources, figuring the truth is out there somewhere. Or I will simply come to the Rott……. I think they are frightened now, lacking the captive audience they once had. Witness the alleged fairness doctrine and other forms of silencing opposition. Now some folks want to control the internet. Not that I think they can outsmart every hacker out there, for I don’t. But trying to imagine the Rott being harrassed….

  9. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    Ah, the sweet deceit of the AP.

    They should really form some sort of umbrella organisation with Al-Jazeera, the BBC and CNN so they can coordinate the -Big- Lie properly, have us all signed on for their little ride down Bullshit Lane.

    I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a legal penalty for journalists who publish items that are easily checked and demonstrably untrue. After all, isn’t this libel against each and every warfighter operating out there?

  10. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Apparently the Rottie Kingdom and Politpundit can’t be linked…

    Anyway maybe the AP can scoop up some advertising revenue from Discount-Mats.com

    http://polipundit.com/index.php?p=16678

    From: SGT Jason Hess
    Sent: Tue Jan 16 3:25

    Do you ship to APO address? I’m in the 1st Cavalry Division stationed in Iraq and we are trying to order some mats but we are looking for who ships to APO first.

    Well, you wouldn’t believe the disgusting reply he received back from the company:

    From: contact@discount-mats.com
    Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 9:44 PM
    Subject: Re: Feedback: from discount-mats.com

    SGT Hess,
    We do not ship to APO addresses, and even if we did, we would NEVER ship to Iraq. If you were sensible, you and your troops would pull out of Iraq.

    Bargain Suppliers
    Discount-Mats.com

  11. ChefJeff Comment by ChefJeff

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    Just to let you know:

    Discount-Mats.com is Experiencing Technical Difficulties…

  12. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Actually … since Carol Burnette sued the snot out of the National Enquirer, they have been rather careful about only reporting things they can back up with evidence.

    I think the A(t)P has wandered off into Weekly World News territory.

  13. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    NCLivingBrit:

    I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a legal penalty for journalists who publish items that are easily checked and demonstrably untrue. After all, isn’t this libel against each and every warfighter operating out there?

    Yes. And their are such laws on the books. Unfortunately you need somebody with the balls to enforce said law as well. And you also need somebody with the balls to withstand the forthcoming howls about “repressing freedom of speech” afterwards. Most of which could also fall under the same laws, but even if you find somebody with the guts to enforce the laws the first time I doubt you’ll find somebody with the guts to handle the second round.

    RH

  14. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    Unfortunately you need somebody with the balls to enforce said law as well. And you also need somebody with the balls to withstand the forthcoming howls about “repressing freedom of speech” afterwards.

    Simple. You don’t yell “Fire!” in a crowded theater.

    Somebody is going to get hurt.

  15. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Feeding false info to someone until they get hurt is not a first amendment right … you do not get to lie to blind people about whether or not they can cross the street … or yell “fire” in a theatre, etc, etc, etc.

  16. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Crunchie:

    Anus Puss

    :doh_tb:
    Ouch! That is nasty! But I totally agree with you.

  17. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Ten-Ten, if the leaking orifice fits, they should wear it, right?

    It is kinda disgusting though now that I read it again. Damn, I guess I kinda went to my dark place for a minute there :devil_tb: