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It was 37 degrees this morning. In Texas. In April.

They’re talking about possible sleet tonight. Again: In Texas. In April.

So Gorebeciles: I strongly suggest you shut the fuck up, because if you even think about bloviating about your delusions in my immediate vicinity, or as much as try to impose your idiocy on me and mine, I’m going to mess you up.

Bad.

At least it might keep me warm.

Also, since I have two kids, I figure that I have two homicide offsets, so you better be fucking careful.

Brrrr…

***UPDATE***: I should’ve known. The Goreacle has left DC and flew home to Tennessee Friday. Listen, oh fine citizens of the Volunteer State, we like you, we really do, but would you fucking MIND? Kick that pontificating Frost God back across the Mason-Dixon Line or send him straight to Hell. Hell, of course, will then promptly freeze over at last, but that’s Satan’s problem.

29 Responses to “Oh, And Gorebeciles?”
  1. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    It’s currently 29ºF here in slate gray Waukegan.

    Dude! Where’s my Spring?

  2. LC#2112 Comment by LC#2112

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    It’s like 20-something here in Minnesota..Cold for this time of year even for us un-tanned, blindingly-white skinned people..
    Also, was the recent news story about climate change killing all life on the planet (paraphrase there..) the greenies way of trying to invoke global warming as law rather than a hypothesis full of holes big enough to drive a tank through??

  3. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    It was just yesterday, I think, that Hawaii recorded its lowest temperature ever for the date. True, it only got down to 57 degrees, but still, it made for some pretty chilly kānaka maolis.

  4. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    We’re approaching freezing temps here in the Tampa Bay area as well. So much for that Ron Jon® Surf Shop I was planning on opening in Nebraska, once the Gulf of Mexico rose up enough to create that beach in Omaha.

    :wallbash_tb: :flush_tb:

  5. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Hell, of course, will then promptly freeze over at last

    I thought that happened when the Boston Red Sox won the world series…

  6. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Excuse me Misha but hell won’t freeze over til the Dykings win the Superbowl or in other words, never!
    But I’m sure the Goracle could drop the temp down into the 40’s.

  7. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Remember, guys & gals, hot temps mean Anthropogenic Global Worming™. Freezing temps ALSO mean Anthropogenic Global Worming™.

    See? It’s pretty simple, isn’t it?

    Now where did I put that fuckin’ Welcome To Florida!™ parka?
    :ponder_tb:

  8. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    B.C.

    Don’t bother. Omaha is freezing right now, too. I’ve had ENOUGH of this global warming already!

  9. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    BC no worries-

    Somebody just said it’s actually occurring quicker. Go with Plan B for Colorado Springs. Hell it’s warmer up here in Lib Land, 38 degrees at the moment.

  10. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    And keep his ass down south! You gave birth to the fat fuck, he’s yours. Y’all need to get over the asswhuppin you got 150 some years ago. Sheesh!

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Geeeezzz. 68 today here in the South Puget Sound, 70s and sunny yesterday…

  12. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    How that bloviating bastard gets away with saying he is from Tennessee, I will never understand. Born, raised and lived his entire live in D. fucking C., but he’s a Native of Tennessee.

    bullshit.

  13. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    BlackisWhite sez:

    Geeeezzz. 68 today here in the South Puget Sound, 70s and sunny yesterday…

    it was 78 degrees yesterday…a record setter.

    In fact, it was so hot in Seattle that at Microsoft headquarters, they had to open all of their “Windows”…..

  14. LC#2112 Comment by LC#2112

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    I’ll believe the global warming hype when someone can show me at least a thousand years of data showing the output of the sun as being constant, therefore irrelevant to the argument, as well as about the same time frame of data showing earth’s self-heating via nuclear and gravitational processes as also being a constant. Until then, Smoke em’ if you got ‘em…

  15. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    We got four inches of snow here in Kansas Thursday. It was 19 degrees when I rolled out of bed this morning.

    Bring on the warming!!!

  16. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Hell, I forgot about Salina. They got over nine inches of white puffy stuff. And it got even deeper farther west. Ah, well, what the hell, we need the moisture…

  17. Imperial Star Destroyer Comment by Imperial Star Destroyer

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    Sleet in Texas, in Houston, in April???

    Hey Gore…Shaddap ya moron with much love from Houston, ya big liar. It is 35 in Houston. So, this is global warming?

    :) Hahahaha!

  18. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Geeeezzz. 68 today here in the South Puget Sound, 70s and sunny yesterday…

    Maybe so, but it’s going to rain on you guys forever.
    Too much time at Fort Lewis. I know this for a fact.

  19. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  20. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    The high temp here next Thursday will make it all the way to 45ºF.

    Heatwave!

  21. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    Right now, in Chicago, it is freezing point,it’s going to be 43 Tuesday, and rain for the next two days.
    We’re also supposed to be getting flurries today. On Easter Sunday.

    I swear, if one Global Warming moron comes anywhere near me, he’ll be beaten within an inch of his life.

  22. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    The spouse reported 22 degrees and freeze warnings in the Knoxville area..We saw golf ball size hail and wind storms, debate as to wheather it was an acutal twister that came thru Clairborne County still rages amongst the locals….global warming Eh?? Coulda fooled me….

    Hope it warms up soon..I’m homeward bound for vacation soon…. I’d like to get out and work my property some, can’t do what I want to do if the damn ground is frozen like a frikkin’ ice cube!

    Anyhow…Al the Goreon couldn’t carry his own state in 2000, does that give you any indication of how the people of TN REALLY feel about his sorry ass??

    With maybe the exception of the Nashville area AKA Hollywierd of the south, I’ve yet to meet one TN tribal member that doesn’t roll thier eyes in utter disgust when that name pops up. Perhaps some of the transplants from more liberal states might buy into his Kool Aid rhetoric but they don’t generally come out to the real TN, thier all clustered in the large cities like Nashville.

    We’d probably take his ass out and shoot him but we care about our environment up there, anything that amazingly mornic and toxically stupid left to rot in the wilderness would certainly pose a serious threat to the floral and fawna.

    Don’t go to TN and say “isn’t Al Gore from here?” You might wear out that famous southren hospitality rather quickly…LOL.

    Notice he doesn’t do a whole lot of political work in TN, he can’t afford the embarassment of having his own state laugh his ass out of town.

    BTW….If nothing else, I learned rather quickly after becoming a TN tribal member, it is considered extermely bad taste to wear anything other then Volunteer Orange, or TN Titan blue. Walking into a small hardware store with the 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers AFC Champions shirt on got the quick warning, (jokingly of course), “Son… wearing that shirt around here just might get you shot…” I said “Thats ok sir, I shoot back”…a grin and a handshake latter we’re doing business.

    Oh yeah… carry cash in that realm of the Empire..much to my embarssment most of the smaller shops dont take credit cards…LOL.

    *Sigh* I guess every village needs an idiot, Arkansas got Wild Bill, TN got the Goreon….

  23. Unregistered Comment by Rainy

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    27 degrees and sleet/snow/ice here. Unfortunately, snow and cold are normal for this time of year in Colorado. March and April are our snowiest months! And no, Denver ISN’T in the mountains!. It’s amazing how many people think that.

    However, it galls me to hear the Gorebeciles (great name!) claim that this was the warmest winter - ever. Yeah right! We had over 9.5 FEET of snow this winter in the western suburbs where I live. That is NOT normal. It didn’t melt until March, that’s not normal either.

    What global warming? Can we sue for breach of promise?

  24. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    I’m afraid it’s too late for such light-handed measures as kicking Gore out, Sire. The Goracle put far too much of himself into that abomination of a movie, and every copy is like a little bit of Algore.

    More and more copies of this movie are being produced every day, by an industry that doesn’t care a bit about their negative effect on the Planet.

    If this trend continues, there will be ice sheets 30 feet high rolling through El Paso in 30 years. By 2050, 90% of the Earth’s land masses will be frozen. Uncoutable billions in Africa will starve to death. Women and minorities will be hardest hit. By 2100, the energy death of the universe is likely.

    We must act now! The ONLY way to save the Planet - indeed, the Universe - is to desroy the source of this effect. All copies of “An Abominable Lie” must be colleced, at gunpoint if need be. The copies and the original will be placed in a storage facility in San Francisco, along with the industry fat cats who are perpetrating this crime against Mother Gaia. We should then pull back from San Fran and nuke the whole place from orbit (it’s the only way to be sure).

    A short time later, we can nuke Seattle (because all the Gorbots who escaped the initial sweep will congrigate there) and France (because……..it’s France).

    After this cleansing is completed and Mother Earth has returned to the perfect climate she’s always enjoyed, we can work on punishing the man who caused all this carnage; the one man whose family history of lies, deciet, theft, and murder have led us all to the brink of disaster. George Bush must be destroyed! (Hey, he gets blamed for everything else!)

  25. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    “Son… wearing that shirt around here just might get you shot…” I said “Thats ok sir, I shoot back”…a grin and a handshake latter we’re doing business.

    Where in TN is this CiSSnarl? That certainly sounds like most TN people I know, as well as quite a few Alabamians (where the only acceptable colors to wear there are Auburn Orange/Blue or Alabama Crimson/White).

    Roll Tide!!!.

    I was born and raised in North Alabama and TN was just a hop and a skip away. That’s where M and I were going to retire to (Chattanooga/Knoxville area) before he got bit by the “I wanna go home to Texas” bug. Which is fine. Good people in Texas.

    If I had my fondest wish though, I would have a cabin smack in the middle of the Smokey Mountains. Absolutely the most beautiful area of the world.

    BTW it’s 43 here in North Louisiana at 5 am. Heat is on, I’m wearing my long sleeved nightgown and socks on my feet…in flipping April! Last week we were running the dang air conditioner.
    Gorbal Warming my butt!

  26. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    31?! (at 8am) Alright, who let Gore into NC?

  27. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    30 someting here in Ohio.
    And my beloved Indians haven’t played since wednesday because of the lake effect snow in downtown Cleveland.

    Al Gore….BITE MY FAT HAIRY WHITE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    Where in TN is this CiSSnarl? That certainly sounds like most TN people I know, as well as quite a few Alabamians (where the only acceptable colors to wear there are Auburn Orange/Blue or Alabama Crimson/White).

    40 miles north of Knoxville Ma’am, up on Lone Moutain….WAY up on Lone moutain…LOL.

  29. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Can we arrange for Gore to make a visit to Damascus? Syria might freeze its Assad off. :laugh_tb:

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.