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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Freezing Your Ass Off? Blame It On Global Worming™!!!
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Here’s just a quick list of areas/cities that are sweltering under The Gorebecile’s mythical Anthropogenic Global Worming™ on this Easter Sunday, 2007.

The good people of Tennessee are probably gathering up their pitchforks & torches and heading to the Gorethedral of Global Worming™ to kick the fast bastard’s ass back over to EUnuchistan. (That’s AFTER bundling up like Nanook of Nashville™ & scraping the ice off their SUV’s o’ Doom™, of course.)

Perhaps we should just scrap our plans, altogether, for that Ron Jon® Surf Shop in Omaha and plan on opening up an Alpine ski resort in the U.S. Virgin Islands, instead…

F.E.T.E.

32 Responses to “Freezing Your Ass Off? Blame It On Global Worming™!!!”
  1. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    First!
    I’ve still got my long johns on. Of course we are used to the ups and downs in the spring. Snow one day and 60 degrees the next.

  2. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Perhaps we should just scrap our plans, altogether, for that Ron Jon® Surf Shop in Omaha and plan on opening up an Alpine ski resort in the U.S. Virgin Islands, instead…

    Good idea. According to the little weather thingy at the bottom of my Firefox screen, it’s 28 degrees in Omaha right now.

  3. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    It’s thirty-six in Kansas City as I speak, which means that it might actually break forty degrees today if we’re lucky. The past several days, we’ve had daytime highs that struggled to reach 40, and lows in the middle teens.

    After three days of this crap - it was 80 here last Tuesday! - the leaves on the trees are beginning to turn brown. In April. And you can just forget about all the flowering plants that just bloomed out…

    “Global Warming?” Faster, please.

  4. Unregistered Comment by Marvin2

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    Snow in Atlanta, on Easter Weekend. Thank you Al Gore

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Not too bed here in central kalifornia, mid fifties….cool and clear. But not as warm as usual.

  6. Wishbone Comment by Wishbone

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    We’re very disappointed with the weather here in Liverpool on the other side of the pond. How dare it be an absolutely lovely day for a game of football this early in April!. The sheer effrontery of depriving us of our right to go home piss wet through and full of mud has left us gobsmacked, to say the least.

    I mean, for fucks sake…… I have sunburn!. Is there no end to this indignity?.

    Seriously though, we’re rather used to it lashing down all through April. Very strange Winter we’ve had here. If this is the global warming they’ve all been talking about, well……… it’s about fucking time.

  7. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Forty degrees here in the St. Louis area…

    Spring like? Yeah if one is living in Montana…

    So what about that Supreme Court crapola?!?!

    What’s this going to cost us and our heirs?

    Trillions of extorted dollars unless we make damned sure who we elect to both Houses of Congress…

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Just warm as hell all over, ain’t it?
    http://vortex.plymouth.edu/uschill.gif

  9. Unregistered Comment by thirteen28

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    When my wife and I stepped out to get some Tex-Mex last night here in the Peoples Republic of Austin, it was 33 degrees.

    Thanks, Global Warming!

  10. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    47 and sunny with a wind chill of 43 here in Jackson, MO.

    Directions for Wishbone to come and visit me

    Pay close attention to #38…

    :lol_wp:

  11. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    It’s warming up in Fairfax today. Now that the Gorbot has left the area, it’s up to 41 degrees today.

    We had two inches of snow yesterday morning.

    If only Willard could do that well with his forcasts…

  12. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    BTW, NORMAL for early April is 58 - 62.

    Farkin’ BRRRRRRR!

  13. Terrapod Comment by Terrapod

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    Michigan continues exactly as it has for the last million years or so, 70F one day and 25F the next in any given April. We are USED to this, no biggie and if lake MI drops 200′ due to global warming, the shoreline will return to it’s pre ice age profile as evidenced by the sunken forest stumps found when diving our eastern shores.

    Just a though on this fine Easter Sunday, if Gore is Telegenic, does that mean he looks good on all fours when being Anthropognic? The image just came to mind only I can’t find a lowland gorilla photo to shop his face onto it.

    Go with god (and you won’t go wrong).

  14. Dick Comment by Dick

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    I have two cups of coffe right now. One for drinking, the other to soak my frozen balls in.

    If they end up with freezerburn, I’m kicking his bullshit ecology ass.

  15. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    It’s 55 and sunny here in the Pacific Northwest. Now while I sympathize with the rest of you freezing your wedding tackle off…as a Northwesterner for going on 25 years now, I can tell you that you all are just getting a little taste of what spring is normally like up here in latte land.

    (ducking and covering now)

  16. Wishbone Comment by Wishbone

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    #10 LC MoMinuteMan

    Bloody hell. Someone must be having a laugh. I know I am :lol_wp:

    Directions for lemmings or what.

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Good question, Wishbone…., I simply had tp pinch those directions and send them to my friends……

  18. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

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    Here in W. TN, it looks like we might’ve been screwed good by ‘too much warmth from Global Warming’…
    The pictures on the links are from one of the tulip poplars near my house. It’s about 80 or 90 feet tall, so it’s well mature. In 17 years, I’ve not seen this happen to the big trees like this, and thing is, *all* the poplars I can see by standing in my yard (I’m literally out in the woods) have wilting leaves, I just hope it doesn’t kill them and that the oaks in the forest haven’t been hurt or the deer and other wildlife are gonna be hurtin’ this fall and winter. We *always* expect a cold-snap around this time of year, but nothing like what happened these past two nights (it got down to 19 the last two nights in a row).
    I didn’t even bother to show pics of our two 20 year old grape vines…they’re dead for the year (hopefully *just* this year).
    When the fucked-in-the-head Global Warming ‘tards finally decide they’re so full of shit the whites of their eyes are brown, they’ll finally cease their terrorization of the worlds populations.

    The pics of the tall tree in the center, had leaves the color and brightness of the shorter tree to the left of it two days ago.

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/Pillbottle/compressed_3spring_07.jpg

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/Pillbottle/compressed_1spring_07.jpg

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/Pillbottle/compressed0.jpg

    Mother fucking idiotic, fucktarded, lame-assed, whiny, pussy liberal, Global Warming believers should just off themselves to save the rest of us and the planet if it worries them so fucking much. Hell, I’ll even put every brave one of the morons in for a posthumous medal or something for it.

  19. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    One of the guys in my Guild Wars game group is from Liverpool, and I sent him that for April Fools Day. He said he about pissed himself from laughter. Then when I saw that’s where you’re from I just had to share.

    I wonder how fast the swimmer is supposed to be going for the trip to take 30 days and 6 hours…

    :ponder_tb:

  20. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    OMG! MoMinuteMan, I just checked that link! Someone HAS GOT to be having a joke!

    :lol_wp: :clap_tb: :lol_tb:

  21. Unregistered Comment by Erbo

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    Snowing (albeit lightly) in Denver, and 32 degrees by an outdoor thermometer I passed on East Florida Avenue as I was out grocery shopping.

    And, as I brought the groceries in, I said to my wife, “And, I’d like to say, just for the record: Fuck you, Al Gore. Fuck you.” She heartily agreed with me.

  22. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale

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    39 degrees in south-central PA. The wind-chill is 28.

  23. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

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    I am in Austin this weekend (Moscow on the Colorado)and it was cold last night. For central Texas in April 35degF is cold. Cold and rainy. Ugh!

    Snow flakes reported in Red Oak, TX yesterday.

    The sad part is the Gorebots will say that it still is due to Glowball Wormening. Pitiful!

  24. Unregistered Comment by annoyinglittletwerp

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    Juandos:
    I live in St. Louis too-and I thought it was okay.
    It’s much better than tat upper 70’s crap we’ve been getting.
    ‘Course I’m a Chicagoan, I’m used to crazy temps. :wink1_tb:
    Chicago weather motto: “If you don’t like the weather wait a minute…it’ll change.”

  25. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Course I’m a Chicagoan, I’m used to crazy temps. :wink1_tb:
    Chicago weather motto: “If you don’t like the weather wait a minute…it’ll change.”

    Hey, Steve from North Carolina lied to me then.

    He said that was NC’s motto. :annoyed_tb:

  26. LC R.L. Hunter Comment by LC R.L. Hunter

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    About the directions, one has to read the disclaimer at the bottom.

    These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, or other events may cause road conditions to differ from the map results

  27. Unregistered Comment by annoyinglittletwerp

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    Actually LC Heather, I think that motto would apply down here too.
    A few months back we dropped Thirty + degrees in a matter of hours.
    :wacko_tb:

  28. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    My youngest daughter was born on Easter morning, 1992. It was an absolutely beautiful spring day with temps in the high seventies. I left the hospital to go home and put dinner in the oven (ham) and had to open the kitchen windows to cool the kitchen down a little. After 15 years of global worming, THIS is the view out of my kitchen door this afternoon…

    Those big blurry white things are snow.

  29. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Lets take a look at where Al Gore lives, and compare it’s energy efficiency to where Bush lives at Crawford…. http://www.snopes.com/politics//bush/house.asp

  30. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    THIS about glowbull warming from an MIT PROFESSOR, NO LESS! INDULGE, AND ENJOY! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17997788/site/newsweek/

  31. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Mark Smith (of “Vast Rightwing Handbook Guide” fame) crafts some good questions for the glowball wormening™ choir sending trolls into sputtering fury.

    I’m now crafting a mocking response sure to pop some pretentious heads.

  32. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    IRR I’ll link that over there to trip up the pretention and snark! :devil_tb: