Yes, it IS that most joyous day, the day when all good people rush to their local Gun Pusher™ and purchase a new weapon for their collection, the most glorious B.A.G. (Buy A Gun) day that sends shivers down the spines of Gun Fearing Wussies and traitors to the Constitution like Diane Feinschwein, Sarah “Cupid Stunt” Brady et al.
And we’re proud to announce that His Maritime Fearsomeness, the Imperial Chief of Naval Ops has a new addition to the family. (Serious drool alert in effect).
Of course, being the prescient Emperor that we are, we already got ours, Lyudmila, since we knew that the Dem Cong couldn’t get their hands on the levers of power without trying to violate and betray the Constitution (witness HB 1022 for the evidence that we were, as always, absolutely right), so we had to speed up our purchase a bit, lest we be caught in need of watering the tree of liberty with no watering can handy.
(Thankfully, I think we can all agree, that need has yet to arise, and if our prayers to Almighty G-d in Heaven are heard, it never will arise, but at least we won’t be caught flat-footed up Tyranny Creek without a proper paddle if it does).
So now you’ve seen the Chief of Imperial Naval Ops’ B.A.G. day purchase, you’ve seen ours as well:
…so what’s your contribution to the protection of civil rights this year?
Remember (and we’re quoting/paraphrasing a brilliant young son of one of the Imperial Firearms Advisor’s readers here):
We own, maintain and train with guns to:
1) Defend ourselves, our loved ones and our property
2) Hunt for food if need be and…
3) To keep government nervous and honest.
The only legitimate government is a government that fears the people it governs.