Former head of the Mickey Mouse Club, Michael “You’re FIRED” Eisner, weighs in with some serious, thoughtful comments on What Should Be Done For The CHILDREN!!!1!!™:
“So I think the solution is to get the public, in an emotional, story-driven way, behind the goal of an abolition of handguns and automatic weapons. Because politicians are almost co-conspirators in this bloodshed. They are chickens, I was even a little chicken at Disney. Nobody will take on what I consider the imbecilic arguments of arming America.”
Hey, at least give the bumbling, liberal vaporbrain some credit here. At least he’s being honest about it.
“Let’s write some emotional stories to counter those awful facts from the ‘imbecilic’ gun-nuts!”
Molon Labe, you clusterfuck, and if you do come, bring Donald and Daisy with you.
I love roast duck.