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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » “Forget Facts! Let’s EMOTE!”
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Former head of the Mickey Mouse Club, Michael “You’re FIRED” Eisner, weighs in with some serious, thoughtful comments on What Should Be Done For The CHILDREN!!!1!!™:

“So I think the solution is to get the public, in an emotional, story-driven way, behind the goal of an abolition of handguns and automatic weapons. Because politicians are almost co-conspirators in this bloodshed. They are chickens, I was even a little chicken at Disney. Nobody will take on what I consider the imbecilic arguments of arming America.”

Hey, at least give the bumbling, liberal vaporbrain some credit here. At least he’s being honest about it.

“Let’s write some emotional stories to counter those awful facts from the ‘imbecilic’ gun-nuts!”

Molon Labe, you clusterfuck, and if you do come, bring Donald and Daisy with you.

I love roast duck.

Yummy!

25 Responses to ““Forget Facts! Let’s EMOTE!””
  1. Unregistered Comment by Rabbi Crapman

    I can’t remember… during Eisner’s reign as head of Disney, were cops and security personnel on Disney theme park premises armed with firearms or were they armed with less-lethals?

    I would assume that Mr. Eisner also has personal security services or need for them on occasion, due to his being a public figure and having made a lot of people displeased at him over the years. Do those security individuals arm themselves with firearms or are they equipped with less-lethals?

    Or do they all just have fluffy pillows and demand a pillow-fight with potential assailants?

  2. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

    didn’t Bambi’s mom get taken out by a hunter, offscreen?

  3. Unregistered Comment by mkfreeberg

    I would assume that Mr. Eisner also has personal security services or need for them on occasion, due to his being a public figure and having made a lot of people displeased at him over the years. Do those security individuals arm themselves with firearms or are they equipped with less-lethals?

    Great question.

    I’ve always wanted to do position through story on the ridiculousness of having guns and automatic weapons in our society.

    I’ve always wanted to see someone put together a video sequence on the sheer lunacy of well-to-do folks like Eisner, who I’m quite sure doesn’t have too much of a wait on the 9-1-1 response, telling the rest of us what kind of hardware we’re allowed to own through his emotional drivel.

    If memory serves I think “Death Wish III” serviced this pretty well when an elderly couple was denied the right to keep a revolver in their crappy NYC apartment to “greet” their frequent “guests” properly. I’ll have to pull that classic out tonight and find out where exactly that mini-parable is.

    Time for a remake.

  4. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

    I’m sorry, I’ve lost track of something…

    When was the last time Eisner was in any way relevant?

    …I’m assuming it was sometime before the Mouse fired him?

    - MuscleDaddy

  5. Unregistered Comment by Special Ed

    What part of the concept of “criminal behavior” escapes these loons?

    It’s not law-abiding behavior that’s the problem.

    But you knew that.

  6. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

    Ahh, I love the net. We can counter anything Eisner broadcasts by using Youtube. Example:

    Fade in from black: a little girl sits on the floor near the open clothes drawer of her dad and is playing with a loaded revolver. She points the gun at the screen and yells “BANG BANG, you’re dead!”
    A voice-over by Alec Baldwin comments on the threat to children from guns in your house.

    This is Eisner’s commercial brought to life.

    Two days later on Youtube:

    The Eisner commercial is replayed, then the camera pans to the offscreen shot. You see a masked man holding a knife to the neck of the little girl’s mother.
    He drops the knife, pisses his pants, and runs out of the house.

    This is TJ’s commercial come to life.

  7. Unregistered Comment by baboo

    Why is the MSM ignoring (and ignoring hard) that this dude did this in the name of the Religion of Peace? [link]

    Somehow, I’m not surprised. He must be just another “youth of unknown ethnic and/or religious motivation and/or origin”.

  8. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

    MuscleDaddy,

    Yep. I don’t give a flaming bag of dogshit what Eisner says either. His inability to grasp reality is only overshadowed by his ability to generate “no confidence” votes from Disney shareholders.

    He’s not only irrelevant, he’s an unimportant, liberal, corporate has-been — which explains the attention provided by the MSM.

  9. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

    Yay! We’re having roast duck!

  10. Unregistered Comment by aries37

    Want my gun Eisner? I’ll send you my address and you can come and get it!

  11. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

    Hmm, anybody watching the news right now? The freakoid apparently sent a manifesto and video to NBC, they think between the 2 shootings.

  12. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

    Reported that NBC turned them over the authorities immediately. Holy shit I hope so. If they had posession beforehand, they are in the deepest do do you can be in.

  13. english911 Comment by english911

    what a cupid stunt!

  14. Merc Comment by Merc

    english911 sez:

    what a cupid stunt!

    not only that but a
    flue-cucked aumb-dss tuck-fard :innocent2_tb: :laughing_tb:

  15. Unregistered Comment by A.C.1

    I hope that these morons push for the 2nd Amendment to repealed. I hope they keep using this tragedy to pimp their faggy liberal agenda. While I’m at it please Madame Speaker go to Iran, shake hands with Ahmadinjad and take plenty of pictures too.

  16. ScottG Comment by ScottG

    “I’ve always wanted to do position through story on the ridiculousness of having guns and automatic weapons in our society.”

    How’se this sound then: “I’ve always wanted to do position through story on the ridiculousness of having guns and automatic weapons in the Warsaw Ghetto.”

    ‘Cause it can’t happen here. Even though Bush is Hitler….

  17. Unregistered Trackback by Presto Agitato

    Foot In Mouth and Head Up Asshole…

    So abolishing handguns will mean that bad guys don’t have weapons by which they can kill many people quickly? Does anyone over the age of six really believe that?…

  18. purple raider Comment by purple raider

    didn’t Bambi’s mom get taken out by a hunter, offscreen?

    Roast Venison, YUM!

  19. Zucca Fett Comment by Zucca Fett

    Oh c’mon… don’t drag poor Donald and company into this. Mickey, Donald and Goofy fired Eisner’s ass after Eisner started fishing for movies not even made by Disney to make a sequel off of.

    Ya’ notice that almost EVERYTHING churning out of Disney lately has been sequels to older animated movies?

    Then they make more sequels and more and more…

    Eisner said some of the DUMBEST things when running Disney… That idiot turned a respectable animation studio into an animated cinema cookie cutter. Grrr…

  20. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    Molon Labe, you clusterfuck, and if you do come, bring Donald and Daisy with you.

    I love roast duck.

    Yummy!

    As I used to imagine the Khomaniacs chanting: “Death to Mickey Mouse! Death to Donald Duck!” :biggrin_wp:

  21. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

    Isnt Eisner the butthead that turned Disneyland into gay paradise? Rosie admited that her bodyguards carried guns but she does not want that same right for anyone else.

  22. Unregistered Comment by baboo

    OK, whoops. Blame the cough syrup… I think I jumped to a conclusion about the Islamic Jihad Connection…

  23. Unregistered Comment by TheRoyalFamily

    Let’s hold off on Donald for a bit. He’s a crucial part of my party in Kingdom Hearts - and in the second one he isn’t just a potion sink.

    Daisy, though…

  24. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

    M-I-C…See that you loose you rights to defend yourselves…

    K-E-Y….Why?..Cause we have a socialist agenda…

    U.-S.-S.-R. Wheeeeee!

  25. Unregistered Comment by qsilver

    I think this says it all.