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Ah, if only our government weren’t too afraid of the known terrorist front organization CAIR to do something like this.

Instead, we end up with clusterfucks like this one (thanks, LC readerjp):

Federal authorities are accusing a former engineer at Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station of illegally taking software codes to Iran and downloading details of control rooms, reactors and designs of the nation’s largest nuclear plant.

Officers arrested Mohammad “Mo” Alavi, 49, in Los Angeles this month and charged him with one count of violating a trade embargo, which prohibits Americans from exporting goods and services to Iran.

Authorities say there is no evidence to suggest the use of the software was linked to terrorists or the Iranian government, which has clashed with the U.S. over attempts to develop a nuclear program.

Listen, “authorities”, we appreciate your desire to NOT cause a panic among the general population, but we say again: Would you PLEASE stop insulting our intelligence?

A member of the terrorist “religion of peace” steals detailed information about a place that would be a splendid target for a terrorist attack while in a terrorist country run by a terrorist regime known for repeatedly issuing terroristic threats against us (and everybody else, for that matter), and “there’s no evidence to suggest the use of the software was linked to terrorists or the Iranian government?”

How silly of us to think so! Why, he obviously just absconded with the codes to a terrorist country run by a terrorist regime in order to show off the floor plans to his Aunt Fatima in Tehran!

Of course, we’re not allowed to do anything about a regime acquiring nukes, a regime that has repeatedly threatened to incinerate our closest ally in the Middle East, Israel, in a nuclear Holocaust. We mustn’t because, as the talking airheads keep telling us, that would make the Vaunted Iranian Underground™ angry with us:

The people of Iran are probably the most pro-Western in the world, though that will not stop them fighting like hell if we are foolish enough to attack them…Again and again, Iranians told me Western hostility was the main force that could push them into the arms of a regime they did not much like.

How long has it been now? 28 years? 28 years with the Fiercely Loyal Iranian Underground “launching the Revolution™ ANY MINUTE NOW!”

“Just wait a little longer and it’ll happen. Cross our hearts and hope to die, it really will. And, until then, you silly infidels must continue sitting on your hands and let the Mad Mullahs do as they please because, if you lift a finger to stop them, the Fiercely Loyal Iranian Underground will get very, very cross and immediately join forces with the theofascist regime that they allegedly hate more than death itself.”

If only they were half as intent on regaining their freedom as they seem to be on joining forces with their “worst enemies” in case we as much as look at Ahmadinnerjacket funny. One might almost begin to think that the Fiercely Loyal Iranian Underground Ready to Throw Out the Mullahs Any Minute Now™ were an invention of the Mad Mullahs themselves. We mean, wouldn’t it be truly brilliant?

The Mullahs get to thumb their noses at the West on a daily basis while continuing the nuclear program that nobody has the balls to take away from them, they get to acquire materials, install centrifuges and even enrich uranium, commit acts of war and piracy, and every single time anybody suggests that maybe acts of war should be treated as such, we have an army of ignorant blatherskate pundits jumping up and saying “oh NO, that will just make the Iranian Underground mad at us and make them join the Revolutionary Guard overnight! Best to keep our thumbs up our asses, because the Revolution&Trade; is coming ANY MINUTE NOW!”

You know what?

I don’t care.

If us doing something to keep Ahmadinnerjacket from finishing the job that Hitler started makes you Brave Dissidents&Trade; change loyalties like other people change socks, only with less hesitation, and join forces with a regime that you “don’t like very much”, then so be it.

You see, when that regime that you “don’t like very much” (yet obviously don’t hate quite enough to actually do anything about) reach the point where they’re capable of making good on the threats that they’ve publicly, unashamedly and repeatedly made, then WE will be forced to do something that we assure you that YOU “won’t like very much” either. You won’t like it at all, as a matter of fact, since it will involve sudden temperature increases and massive amounts of unhealthy radiation.

That’s what YOU need to realize. When your leaders reach that point, your precious feelings won’t matter one bit anymore, and that time gets closer with every day you sit around doing nothing. You can join forces with the regime all you like, it will only mean that you’ll die with them as well.

Add to that that His Imperial Majesty isn’t much in the mood to wait until you set off a nuke somewhere, and we think that it should become clear to you just how little we care about your misplaced pride.

Ask the Germans and Japanese how “standing by their leaders” worked out for them.

Hamburg, Berlin, Dresden, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Memorize those names, then, O Vaunted Iranian Underground With Loyalties For Sale to the Highest Bidder™, start thinking about just what you’re willing to do to keep Tehran off that list. Because if you don’t, it WILL be on it one day.

Thatisall.

12 Responses to “Brits Crack Down on Terrorism”
  1. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Nice to see the Dhimmietude back home hasn’t totally taken over. I grew up with IRA terrorism in London and I’ve seen how hard it is for a government to keep such people in check. I’ve been close enough to IRA bombs to feel the blast (luckily, I’ve never been close enough to get injured) despite as much security as most people are willing to bear.

    It’s only through measures like these, actual strikes against terrorists, organisers, fund raisers and their ‘public faces’ that we can hope to restore our national security.

    As for Iran and the Palo Verde situation, I’m coming to the conclusion we should just give them some damn nukes. Preferably via airburst over Tehrahn.

  2. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    Authorities say there is no evidence to suggest the use of the software was linked to terrorists or the Iranian government, which has clashed with the U.S. over attempts to develop a nuclear program.

    Who wants to bet that sentence originally ended “over attempts to develop a nuclear weapon” and was changed to “program” by the editor?

    The pro-Western people of Iran need to understand that we stopped giving a shit about the mood rings of populaces that prop up warlords five and a half years ago. In the case of Iran: either you’re working, actively, to overthrow the Iranian regime, or you’re regrettable but necessary collateral damage.

  3. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    The Maxim Gun only worked because we had it and the savages did not.

    I suggest using nukes now, while we have them, and the savages do not.

  4. Viceroy of TexMexica Comment by Viceroy of TexMexica

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    Available still with low, low buy in …your very own space in a 90 mile long cavern with underground lake!

    reserve your alcove now before prices hit critical mass!
    A mere $1000 down and $100 a month ensure you a “radiation free” abode.

    Prices could be blown sky high in the near future…so act today! (*space sold by the square foot)

  5. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Jackie Mason has a thing or two to say about CAIR and Islamo-Nazis…

  6. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    AWRIGHT, JACKIE!! :clap_tb: :king_tb: :drunk_tb:

  7. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Nobody will listen until it is too late.

  8. Unregistered Comment by Habu

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    I suggest we do this in the best of Christian charity and capitalism.

    We subsidize Union Carbide to build a plant in Tehran similar to the one they had in Bhopal,India, manufacturing tons and tons of methyl isocyanate (MIC).
    Then oops, golly, forgot to close the high pressure valve. It would be a disaster but just an accident disaster.
    MMMM yummy.

  9. Yochanon Comment by Yochanon

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    Fuck ‘em. I pissed on, threw dog shit on, burned pages of, and shot full of holes with my .45 the Qur’an they sent me.

    Now I think I’ll fuck ‘em over again with this:

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/Pillbottle/Pee_Mohammad_Pee.jpg

  10. LC Delftsman3 Comment by LC Delftsman3

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    Slightly off-topic, but within the same general vein, I found an interesting essay detailing how the Dims current efforts have been employed to great (bad) effect before.

    Yeah it’s shamless to plug your own blog, but hey, I’m lonely and need the traffic. :rolleyes_tb:

  11. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    Y’know Sire..it could be industrial espionage.If the software was proprietary, maybe the other company wanted to rip off their system.

    *shrug*

    It’s possible.

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