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LC Zucca Fett sends us this from the mouth of Jackie Mason:

You gun grabbers: You think banning guns is going to stop bad guys from killing you?

Here’s something I’d like to tell you, even though it’ll probably make you wet your rubber sheets: If I were insane enough to want to kill you, I wouldn’t need a gun (even though I know for a fact, from personal experience, that I could get one no matter how many idiotic “gun control laws” you choose to enact), I’m perfectly capable of murdering you with anything down to and including my own hands. It’s not all that hard, really, I can assure you of that.

The thing is, without gun control I don’t know if you have a gun to stop me from doing so. What that means is that everything I’ve ever learned about killing people can be canceled out by an 83-year-old grandma with a pistol. All she has to do is to point and pull the trigger, and everything I know about killing her, which is quite a lot, will be useless because I’ll be blessedly, deservedly and gratifyingly dead, and it doesn’t take much training and even less physical strength for her to do that.

Take her gun away, on the other hand…

Open season.

29 Responses to “You’d Better Ban Me Too, Then”
  1. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    The gun grabbers dont care how many dead result from thier policies. They only care that the people not be armed when they start to really mess up this country.

  2. Unregistered Comment by Kamchatka Bear

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    for those of you who speak russian, an example of how well the gun control works in Europe, russia in particular.
    http://www.mk.ru/blogs/MK/2007/04/25/russia/96075/

    for those who don’t:
    the guy in the picture killed USING a GUN 4 people. A woman in the apartment, and a single mother, a guy and a grandmom on the way out. They can’t decide yet if this is a hired killer or just a nut. Either way civilians are prohibited from owning firearms in russia.
    Wonder why western media doesn’t report things like that? agenda?… oh never

  3. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Gotta love Jackie mason-not p.c. and very on target :thumbup_tb:

  4. english911 Comment by english911

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    Another good verbal slap from Ted Nugent:

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/19/commentary.nugent/index.html

  5. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    10 pistols in Jewish hands drove the nazis nutz in the ghetto.

  6. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    We should put up signs in the wasaw ghetto and aushwitz “gun free zones”

    Misha is 100% right, i can but any amount of drugs easily, guns are no different, the feds can destroy all the poppy fields and there is no shortage of drugs!

    Cheapshot, the warsaw ghetto fighters were just barely armed, had they had 100 good working guns and good ammo…

    Gun control is pissing me off more and more, me and crunchie can tell em where to shove it friday, maybe we hang up a huge pic of diane feinstein at the range ;)

  7. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    LMAO:

    StrongheartAngelBear (4 days ago)
    Jackie!
    Well, as usual, you make a very good point.
    But what Jew is gonna carry a gun?
    A butter knife, maybe, but a gun???

  8. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    I WILL CARRY A GUN! BUAHAHAHA

  9. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    I’d say that was straight through the X-Ring…

  10. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Bullseye! This is going on to everybody on my list. Truthfully, the left wing want us disarmed and dependent. To them I say…aside from the usual suggestions for those social jackals I hold in abject contempt…..beware, just beware…..first you have to find them…then take them. Somebody has to bell the cat…funny, I don’t see the lefties lining up volunteering.
    Good luck… :guns_tb: :furious_tb:

  11. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    I ALWAYS liked Jackie Mason. Now you know why.

  12. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    But what Jew is gonna carry a gun?
    A butter knife, maybe, but a gun???

    Y’know, all things considered, he could probably solve a lot of problems with either!
    All depends on what’s cookin’.

  13. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

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    The problem with scouring these internets and various blogs is that I forget where I see stuff on occassion.
    For instance.. The news that Britain is about to or already has made into law that IF you are delinquent in paying traffic fines, police can come to your house and remove your personal possessions to cover the costs of the ticket, fine, etc.

    And with guns being banned in England.. whats to stop them?

  14. Unregistered Comment by olga

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    well, the Nazi did not execute the Crystal Night until after they installed a gun control and confiscated all privately owned firearms… they knew it would be impossible otherwise…
    every tyranny deprives its citizens of guns, otherwise the tyranny cannot survive and this is exactly what the gun control here and in the world is all about…The same reason guns are not allowed in Russia, unless we are talking shotguns that could be bought for hunting, with lots of paperwork, of course…

  15. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Jackie, gotta love him. Never knew he was a conservative till I saw him on Leno one night. I had always liked him, he’s a funny guy, but I just figured he was another Hollywood liberal like Mel Brooks. That night though he became one of my favorite comedians.

    Gun control is pissing me off more and more, me and crunchie can tell em where to shove it friday, maybe we hang up a huge pic of diane feinstein at the range ;)

    No can do elchonon, I need to train ya to shoot center mass. Every time some one has a target of Feinstein, they always end up shootin’ her in the balls. :shock_tb:

  16. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Crunchie, Wouldn’t that make it a shot to the chin?
    That’s pretty good shooting, no?

  17. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Good point maxxdog.

  18. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    they always end up shootin’ her in the balls.

    They’s either lil’ balls or big dingleberrys.

  19. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    They’s either lil’ balls or big dingleberrys.

    She’s following the Cheryl Crow personal hygiene plan.

  20. Zucca Fett Comment by Zucca Fett

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    Jackie’s also got a whole lot of other video blogs on Youtube. His user name is TheUltimateJew, so it’ll be hard to miss. He’s right on target as far as I’m concerned.

    Youtube normally quietly bans videos on the Conservative side, but methinks the spineless cowards won’t touch Jackie’s stuff seeing as how he has celebrity status. Power to him, to Misha and to all ‘evil’ conservatives and honest bipartisan.

  21. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    If this idiot had set off a bomb instead, would we still be talking about gun control?

    This guy was intent on killing as many people as he could, AND taking his own life. It wouldn’t have mattered if everyone had a gun or nobody had a gun.

    This is not a gun issue, no matter which side of the topic of gun control you are on.

    This kid was a walking time bomb and everyone knew it. If he hadn’t been able to get his hands on a gun, he probably would have found something else like a bomb or chemicals.

    I wrote about how Bush was right on this the other day.

    Deal with the mental health issues and the gun issue will fade away.

    Guns don’t kill people, people with mental problems kill people.

  22. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    For the most part I agree DJ. But…it’s nearly 3 am and I have a migraine so I’m feeling a bit contrary, so here goes….

    This is not a gun issue, no matter which side of the topic of gun control you are on.

    I agree it’s not a gun issue, but the fact remains that the Brady Bunch IS using this as a gun issue. Those of us on the other side ARE going to have to continue the fight to protect our rights whether we want to or not. You know this is about what was going on in this kid’s head, and I know that, and most everyone else here knows it to, but it’s not going to change the fact that there are those out there that will do all in their power to make this a gun issue, and use it to chip away even more of the Constitution than they already have if we stand around and pretend it’s not happening.

    Deal with the mental health issues and the gun issue will fade away.

    A hell of alot easier said than done. While I agree that there are thousands of people going without treatment that need it…if this is not dealt with in a common sense manner it can turn into a witch hunt. Anyone with any sort of mental illness, no matter how mild, will suddenly start being looked at as a potential mass killer, which is NOT what needs to happen. Plus…the Gun Controllers are NOT going to let the focus shift that easily. I would prefer that the only focus be on his mental state, but sadly that’s not going to happen.

    Guns don’t kill people, people with mental problems kill people.

    Well that’s partly right. You need to also add that people with a fucked up moral compass also kill people. There are alot of killers out there that aren’t mentally impaired, but morally corrupt enough to kill with no remorse. There are alot of mentally impaired people that have enough of a moral foundation that would never consider hurting another human being.

    That’s not a religious statement. Even those that do not hold to any religious standards know right from wrong in respect to society as a whole.

  23. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan

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    This news in from this morning.

    A MAN armed with a sawn-off gun roamed the streets north of Sydney for seven hours before police managed to talk him into surrendering.

    Police were called to a property in the Hawkesbury River suburb of Marlow at 3.30pm (AEST) yesterday after reports that a man carrying a sawn-off gun was walking around houses in an agitated state.

    “Police evacuated a number of residents and other residents were told to stay inside their homes as police negotiated with the man,” a police spokeswoman said.

    (I can think of a great way to negotiate.

    “Put the gun down”

    “No”

    BANG BANG BANG.

    Works for me)

    “Negotiators spent several hours negotiating with the man and he was arrested just after midnight,” the spokeswoman said.

    Police found a shortened gun and ammunition, she said. A 49-year-old Wisemans Ferry man was charged with possessing an unregistered firearm, possessing ammunition, possessing a shortened firearm, unauthorised possession of an unlawful firearm and not keeping a firearm safely.

    (And yet again, proof that gun laws DONT WORK.He had an illegal weapon.)

    He was refused bail to appear at Parramatta Bail Court today.”

    At least we don’t have the ACLU to interfere.

  24. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    Simple definition for liberalism = control of other people. Whether it is other peoples’ money, guns, or charity, they want control. About the only issue where they regard choice as important, is when that choice involves a woman killing her own unborn child.

    J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  25. Unregistered Comment by cave_bear

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    “the Cheryl Crow personal hygiene plan”??

    Never mind. I don’t want to know.

    The previous poster is correct. The gun control issue is not about “the children”, “making people safer”, or any of the other puerile excuses the liberal/left spout on this issue.

    It’s about control. Control of our lives, and making sure they can impose their will on the great unwashed (i.e., us) with impunity.

    Some years ago, when I was something of a C-SPAN junkie, one day they covered a gun control conference, held at the editorial offices of “Mother Jones” magazine (which speaks volumes right there). Representatives of ever gun grabber group in the country were in attendance.

    At this conference, they laid out their “legislative action plan” for the disarming of the US populace. The Brady Bill was step one. They went on to lay out their plan, step by step, with a series of laws, that would ultimately result in all firearms and ammunition being outlawed and confiscated.

    Their plan called for these laws to be passed in stages, banning the various types of long guns (rifles and shotguns), then the ammunition for same, then handguns and the ammunition for same.

    Fortunately, they could not get even Brady II passed, which was the next step in their plan, thanks to the Republican-controlled Congress.

    It was clear, watching these Communist assholes, which is just what they were, laying out their little schemes, that their sole interest was CONTROL. Control of the population. Because with a disarmed populace, they could impose their will on the rest of us, and there would not be a damned thing we could do about it. Because you can be sure that THEY would still have THEIR guns, in the form of the cops, the military, or whatever other “special” government agencies they chose to set up.

    Along about now, someone will jump up and say, “you are just being paranoid”. Oh, really? Read your history on past and present communist/socialist and other similar totalitarian regimes, and then tell me how paranoid I am.

    The founding fathers put the Second Amendment in the Constitution for a very good reason. I belive it’s because they knew that sooner or later, the central government would get out of control, and the population would have to put it down. The first part of the SA, you know, the part that the Lefties claim obviates the second part, refers to the “militia”. The usual excuse given is that the “militias” no longer exist, etc, ad nauseam.

    But the truth is, either they do not know what the militia is, or are lying about it, take your pick. Because the militia is not the National Guard, or anything like that. The militia is all able-bodied males between the ages of 15 and 50 (and yes, these days there would likely be some ladies in the mix, which I certainly have no problem with; I know a few gals I’d rather have at my back in a fight than a lot of so-called males I know), ARMED and ready to stand to in order to defend their homes and state from any threat, INCLUDING an out-of-control government.

    Here’s an excellent case in point. We all know that the possession of firearms is illegal in New York City (and as usual, the only unarmed people are the honest citizens; certainly not the criminals, as their murder rate attests). The law that decrees this, the Sullivan Law, was passed many years ago, and the reason might surprise you.

    For many years, New York was controlled by a gang of corrupt Democrat politicians, collectively known as Tammany Hall. One of their tricks for remaining in power was by forcing much of the electorate to vote the “correct” way, by threats of violence. Well, apparently on one election cycle things got so bad, that a lot of New York voters said “to hell with this”, and showed up at the polling places armed. And when the Tammany Hall goons tried to put the strong arm on the voters, many of them suddenly found themselves on the wrong end of a pistol.

    This scared the Tammany Hall Dems so much (”My God, the sheep are fighting back!”), that that promptly passed the Sullivan Law.

    A bit of historic irony, that…:)

  26. TheBoid Comment by TheBoid

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    DJ Allyn, I understand what you are saying and agree with you to an extent, but, in my opinion, what makes this a gun issue as well as a mental health issue is the fact that so many of the mentally unstable (or morally corrupt as LC Mrs. M-ITT pointed out) choose guns to wreak their havoc. In all of these cases (Virginia Tech, Salt Lake City recently, and on and on and on) ther murderer used a gun and an armed citizen could have prevented more tragedy, like the off-duty cop did in Salt Lake.

  27. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™
    That’s not a religious statement. Even those that do not hold to any religious standards know right from wrong in respect to society as a whole.

    Correct.

    It doesn’t take more than two brain cells for atheists ( such as myself ) to figure out that letting others initiate violence ( as opposed to countervailing force ) is a really bad idea.

    It is in the interest of any sane person … as you might be next if this is allowed to continue.

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    […] that I hadn’t heard of before now is getting all huffy and puffy, protesting the contents of this post about the stupidity of disarming helpless victims to fight crime, and doing so in the time honored […]

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    #s 1, 14, and 26 said it well.