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LC Craig writes us, telling us that he can’t wait to see us administer a bit of our particular brand of loving to this flaming fuckhead, one “retired diplomat” (think “Foggy Bottom” and you’ll know all you need to know about what sort of worthless scum he is) in favor of throwing the Constitution out the window and establish a totalitarian hellhole in the U.S. of A. in the best of proud, Stalinist traditions.

His Majesty had already seen that avalanche of Nazi drivel masquerading as a column and, quite frankly, we were convinced that Dumbass Dan was having us on. That column just stinks to high heavens of “modest proposals” because, surely, nobody can be that disgustingly dimwitted? But, then again, LC & IB Ace assures us that the stormtrooper wannabe is, indeed, serious. So why the Hell not? Let’s have some fun:

LAST week’s tragedy at Virginia Tech in which a mentally disturbed person gunned down 32 of America’s finest - intelligent young people with futures ahead of them -

No. America’s finest are currently deployed in the world’s largest and most useless litterbox, risking their lives to protect the right of simpering sucknozzles like you to advocate the destruction of our nation and the shredding of our Constitution.

once again puts the phenomenon of an armed society into focus for Americans.

Actually, what it put into focus was the consequences of an unarmed society, the consequences this time being 32 dead youngsters, forcibly disarmed and led to the slaughter by administration animals caring more about their own precious feewings than the lives of their students. They’ve got blood on their hands and will spend eternity in Hell alongside their protégé, Psy-Cho, suffering all the torment that Satan can dispense on their very deserving, flabby arses. And yours truly will be laughing his own arse off for just as long, enjoying every second of their pain and suffering.

The likely underestimate of how many guns are wandering around America runs at 240 million in a population of about 300 million. What was clear last week is that at least two of those guns were in the wrong hands.

And, more importantly, none were in the right hands, thanks entirely to Idiotarian GFWs like you. Hope you’re proud of yourself. 32 counts of accessory to murder without lifting a finger. That’s impressive, Danny.

When people talk about doing something about guns in America, it often comes down to this: “How could America disarm even if it wanted to? There are so many guns out there.”

Because I have little or no power to influence the “if” part of the issue, I will stick with the “how.” And before anyone starts to hyperventilate and think I’m a crazed liberal zealot wanting to take his gun from his cold, dead hands, let me share my experience of guns.

We can’t hardly wait. The entertainment value should prove quite amazing.

As a child I played cowboys and Indians with cap guns. I had a Daisy Red Ryder B-B gun.

Move over, COL Cooper. This guy had a cap gun AND a BB gun! Holy guacamole, Batman, that’s Delta Force material right there! Did you shoot your eye out as well? If so, we can only regret that you didn’t have a .50 cal handy at the time.

My father had in his bedside table drawer an old pistol which I examined surreptitiously from time to time.

And he touched a pistol! That’s it. We’re resigning. In the presence of such expertise, we can do nothing but bow down and confess to our own ignorance. We truly are not worthy. Just one question, though: What the fuck business did your old man have owning a firearm if he couldn’t even keep his offspring away from fiddling around with it in his absence? Sorry, we forget. You already had vast experience with your cap gun and your Red Ryder, so obviously you were exempt from the safety rules that the rest of us mere mortals follow religiously.

When assigned to the American embassy in Beirut during the war in Lebanon, I sometimes carried a .357 Magnum, which I could fire accurately. I also learned to handle and fire a variety of weapons while I was there, including Uzis and rocket-propelled grenade launchers.

We’re sure you did. One of the first things we teach desk jockeys in striped pants is to hold off a battalion strength assault on the compound single-handedly. Right after we’ve gone over the paper stapler drill a few hundred times to keep them from stapling their lips to the desk, that is.

I don’t have any problem with hunting, although blowing away animals with high-powered weapons seems a pointless, no-contest affair to me. I suppose I would enjoy the fellowship of the experience with other friends who are hunters.

He doesn’t have a problem with hunting! Well, as long as it doesn’t involve any actual shooting, that is. Because, you know, to a highly trained Foggy Bottom SEAL like Danny “Killer” Simpson who once held off an entire army armed only with his trusty BB gun and a .357, that sort of thing is just yucky.

Now, how would one disarm the American population? First of all, federal or state laws would need to make it a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine and one year in prison per weapon to possess a firearm. The population would then be given three months to turn in their guns, without penalty.

We’d strongly suggest the federal government spend those three months of utter inactivity making up their wills, stocking up on body bags and clearing land for new cemeteries.

Hunters would be able to deposit their hunting weapons in a centrally located arsenal, heavily guarded, from which they would be able to withdraw them each hunting season upon presentation of a valid hunting license. The weapons would be required to be redeposited at the end of the season on pain of arrest. When hunters submit a request for their weapons, federal, state, and local checks would be made to establish that they had not been convicted of a violent crime since the last time they withdrew their weapons. In the process, arsenal staff would take at least a quick look at each hunter to try to affirm that he was not obviously unhinged.

How generous of you. You’d actually let them have the use of their own private property a few months a year, provided that the local Gestapo didn’t decide, arbitrarily, that they were “obviously unhinged?”

It would have to be the case that the term “hunting weapon” did not include anti-tank ordnance, assault weapons, rocket-propelled grenade launchers, or other weapons of war.

You’re right. We definitely need laws to make sure that nobody goes hunting with LAWs, RCLs and RPGs. After all, that’s one of the biggest problems we face today: all of those horrid anti-tank weapons in the hands of private citizens being used to blow away Bambi every bloody year.

All antique or interesting non-hunting weapons would be required to be delivered to a local or regional museum, also to be under strict 24-hour-a-day guard. There they would be on display, if the owner desired, as part of an interesting exhibit of antique American weapons, as family heirlooms from proud wars past or as part of collections.

Nope, not taking your guns away. We’ll just remove them from your property and lock them up in a museum where you can come visit them. For a fee.

Gun dealers could continue their work, selling hunting and antique firearms. They would be required to maintain very tight inventories. Any gun sold would be delivered immediately by the dealer to the nearest arsenal or the museum, not to the buyer.

We’re sure that there’d be a line stretching eight blocks down the road of people wanting to buy a gun for the local museum. “Look, son. That rifle hanging right there ‘belongs’ to Daddy!”

The disarmament process would begin after the initial three-month amnesty. Special squads of police would be formed and trained to carry out the work. Then, on a random basis to permit no advance warning, city blocks and stretches of suburban and rural areas would be cordoned off and searches carried out in every business, dwelling, and empty building. All firearms would be seized. The owners of weapons found in the searches would be prosecuted: $1,000 and one year in prison for each firearm.

Why not? If we’re going to throw away the 2nd Amendment, we might as well throw out the 4th as well. Good luck finding volunteers for the job, by the way. Somehow, we don’t think their life expectancy will be very high, and we can guarantee you that a member of the New Gestapo won’t be able to find a life insurance company willing to sign him up.

Word of advice for all of you find young men and women in uniform out there: If something like Herr Simpson’s insane proposal should ever become law, we strongly urge you to spend the three months of “amnesty” turning in your badges. Because we promise you that if you show up at our door to confiscate our Constitutionally guaranteed means of self-defense, we will shoot first and ask questions later. Fair warning. We don’t want to, but we will do it, so if you’re among the unlucky ones to have your guts, brains and other body parts spread out on our property before you kill us, you have only yourselves to thank for it. No, we’re not kidding. You’ll undoubtedly win in the end, but the question you have to ask yourselves is whether it’s worth it to risk being one of the lifeless, bloodied corpses dragged away in a black plastic ziploc bag afterwards. Some of you will be our honor guard in Hell, so — do you feel lucky?

Clearly, since such sweeps could not take place all across the country at the same time. But fairly quickly there would begin to be gun-swept, gun-free areas where there should be no firearms. If there were, those carrying them would be subject to quick confiscation and prosecution. On the streets it would be a question of stop-and-search of anyone, even grandma with her walker, with the same penalties for “carrying.”

This from the same kind of liberal parasite who has the vapors if a middle-aged, Middle Eastern male with every known terrorist in the world on speed dial as much as has his phone bill looked at. Of course, grandmas aren’t as likely as the Dem Cong’s terrorist friends to shoot back or blow themselves up so, keeping in mind the fine tradition of cowardice among liberals, it makes perfect sense that they should be targeted as a result of the GFWs wet, totalitarian dreams.

The “gun lobby” would no doubt try to head off in the courts the new laws and the actions to implement them. They might succeed in doing so, although the new approach would undoubtedly prompt new, vigorous debate on the subject. In any case, some jurisdictions would undoubtedly take the opportunity of the chronic slowness of the courts to begin implementing the new approach.

We wouldn’t be surprised. There’ll always be local governments quite willing to start enacting blatantly, obviously un-Constitutional laws regardless of the consequences and knowing full well that the streets will be awash with blood before the laws are overturned.

Which is why some of us, seeing as how we’re going to die at the hands of government goons anyway, would put quite an effort into going after the legislators first, before our showdown with the “law.” Why not? We’re not going to give up our rights, we’re quite willing to die rather than live as slaves, so if we’ve already decided that we’re as good as dead, why not go after the ones truly responsible for the situation? That, by the way, would include worms such as yourself, Danny Boy, but we’re sure that you’ll be able to stop us with your trusty BB gun.

What? “Not fair?” Well, how fair is it for you to come up with sick ideas like this one and then insisting that somebody else has to go risk his or her life enforcing it? The way we see it is that it’s your idea, so you should be among the first to pay for the consequences. Sounds more than reasonable to us.

Oh, you can go change your pants now. We’ll take a short break while you do so.

Back again?

America’s long land and sea borders present another kind of problem. It is easy to imagine mega-gun dealerships installing themselves in Mexico, and perhaps in more remote parts of the Canadian border area, to funnel guns into the United States. That would constitute a problem for American immigration authorities and the U.S. Coast Guard, but not an insurmountable one over time.

That’s funny. Because, you see, we have the feeling that you’d be one of the first to scream “IMPOSSIBLE!” whenever somebody suggests that we ought to fix our porous borders with regards to illegal immigration. So it’s impossible to keep men, women and children from crossing the border and installing themselves in our country for life, but it’s quite possible to make sure that not as much as a .22 crosses that same border?

There could conceivably also be a rash of score-settling during hunting season as people drew out their weapons, ostensibly to shoot squirrels and deer, and began eliminating various of their perceived two-footed enemies. Given the general nature of hunting weapons and the fact that such killings are frequently time-sensitive, that seems a lesser sort of issue.

OK, it’s now official. This rambling rotbrain is certifiably insane.

We CAN’T stop those naturally psychopathic hunters from gunning each other down at random on the one time of year when they’re graciously allowed to borrow their own guns from the Almighty Stalinist State, but we CAN keep certifiable psychopaths like Psy-Cho from going on a rampage with a stolen, smuggled or home-made gun?

That is my idea of how it could be done. The desire to do so on the part of the American people is another question altogether, but one clearly raised again by the Blacksburg tragedy.

Don’t rub it off on the “desire to do so on the part of the American people”, you cowardly, puling pissant. Put your money where your mouth is and hop to it. Get the law passed and then, if you manage to do so, volunteer to be point when the Gestapo squads move out to enforce it.

You’re not a chickenhawk, are you?

Thatisall.

81 Responses to “Message To Totalitarian Libtard: Come And GET Them!”
  1. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

    “…did not include anti-tank ordnance, assault weapons, rocket-propelled grenade launchers, or other weapons of war.”

    An all too common occurrence amongst the hardcore Hoplophobic, the criminal overuse of hyperbolic nonsense.

    :P

  2. jaybear Comment by jaybear

    wow…..just wow.

    I wonder who this nazi is endorsing for president?

  3. Unregistered Comment by Erbo

    His article sounded a lot more impressive in the original German…

  4. tvfoh Comment by tvfoh

    I’m waiting on the confermation email from the blade to be able to post to the forums and tell ‘em what i think of their idea.

    F.E.T.E.

  5. Unregistered Comment by djohn66

    Want to see a blood bath of epic proportions, lets this idiot come after my guns. What’s that word Molon Labe (come and get them)

  6. Unregistered Comment by toropoop

    I guess this quivering pile of useless protoplasm thinks we are going to just sit around wringing our hands after the “law” is passed waiting for them to come get our guns. How stupid can a human being be? As soon as something like that passes, you can bet I’ll be on the offensive, big time, in a very covert manner. I think I could increase the average I.Q. of Americans quite a bit before the gummint goons finally take me out.

    Seriously, as a retired LEO, and having talked recently to some of my former working comrades, there isn’t a sizable force of P.O.’s in the country that would participate in any operations like that. Every one of them that I know holds the constitutional rights of every citizen in high regard. The first up-rising that would take place would be from the street cops. Remember, those police cheifs and heads of departments that make all the comments are not real police officers, they are POLITICIANS! If they weren’t, they would not be in those positions. The street cops that I know are on our side.

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  8. WayneB Comment by WayneB

    Uh, I just want to know how you were able to type through the inevitable brain cramps that had to be setting in while you were reading that drivel.

    Oh, wait. You wrote stuff like that during the run-up to April Fools Day, so I guess you had built up at least a little bit of a tolerance. :-P

  9. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

    You’re fucking kidding me right? I did not just read an American citizen talking about actual real blocking off streets and doing a house to house search?

    The only good news is that no LEO I know would implement this BS. In fact, most that I know would be on the other side.

    Socialist, Stalinist, Nazi, this fuck is a triple header!

  10. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

    …and doing a house to house search

    Wouldn’t be the first time it happened.

  11. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

    Damnit! I’d hoped to get my fisking done first!

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

    OOps

    My Fisking.

  13. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

    Whatever ever the hell this asswipe is smoking PLEASE take it away from him!

    Jeebus Patrick on a Jet Propelled Pogo Stick! This moron is certifiable! I’ll just about bet he’s got a picture of Josef Stalin tattooed on his ass.

  14. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    I just want him first in line……now would I choose the .45 first, or the twelve gauge? I do know beyond any doubt I would ahve to be taken out permanently. So for this disgusting cretin I say this….Any time you, and I mean you, think you can dictate to me in any way, shape or form how I conduct my affairs or protect myself……..you just show up at my house. for rest assured, millions such as I, and we vastly outnumber all military and civil forces combined, also considering most of these would tell you to suck ass and die. But we will be looking for you and your loved ones….get my drift, asshole? :guns_tb:

  15. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

    OK, I’ve said this before but it really bears repeating now.

    It’s all a matter of numbers.

    There are an estimated 90 million gun owners in this country.

    Lets assume only 10% say Molon Lave. Thats 9 million.

    There are approximately 500,000 sworn LEO’s in the country. Lets assume (very, very wrongly here, but just for the sake of argument) 100% compliance with the confiscation orders (actually it would probably be 95% “dead mics” and blue flu if not outright rebellion, but like I said, sake of argument).

    The entire US Military is approximately 3,000,000, of which only 10% or so are actual trigger pullers, lets call it 300,000. Now lets assume 100% compliance once again (see very heavy caveat with the LEO numbers above).

    Total BEST CASE scenario for the gun grabbers is 800,000 against 9,000,000. (Again actual numbers would probably be 2-3000 gun grabbers against probably 25-30 million gun owners, but we’re being generous here).

    End result…fuckheads like this guy hangin’ from the highest yard arm.

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    Wanna Die?…

    Just follow this dipshit’s recommendations.

    The disarming of America

    I hate this dude already

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    Thank you, crunchie…..I will be with men like you, particular about the company I keep.

  18. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

    Yeah, right! Good luck with that asshole! Maybe you can get the Fwench to help you. Fucking putz!
    Seriously, this has to be some kind of joke. Maybe he’s just trying to get a reaction so he can write about how crazy all us gun nuts are.
    Whatever, come and get ‘em if ya want ‘em!

  19. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

    Geeze, you guys…you mean you haven’t heard of ALL THOSE HUNTERS blowing each other away out of petty revenge? Did you miss the memo?

    I would like to hear (well, maybe not) this guy’s plan for keeping guns out of the hands of CRIMINALS….

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  21. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

    Iowahawk weighs in…

    :biggrin_wp: Nice!

  22. Unregistered Comment by smokeybehr

    Obviously this moron has completely forgotten about the Second, Fourth and Fifth Amendments. If something like that was done, you’d see a whole lot of dead congress critters.

  23. Grits Comment by Grits

    I think this gent needs to be denied use of forest destroying, polluting toilet paper. Private ownership of toilet paper should be banned. I recommend this twit’s toilet paper be confiscated in a house to house search and that he be fined $1,000.00 per roll for any found, any catalogues count double. If he needs toilet paper, he can go to the nearest heavily guarded armory and the asswipe be issued a single sheet of asswipe. If he needs more, he must return, bend over and show his nasty ass to a 10 judge panel which will rule on his case. Extra sheets are $100.00 each.

    From what planet did this pathetic creature with a caricature of a brain come? Do they breathe Prozac on his planet? For sure, history is not a hot topic for conversation.

    Give up your arms freely. They are not much use after you run out of ammunition and are surrounded. :-)

    Bill

  24. Mope, Imperial Gun Museum Operator Comment by Mope, Imperial Gun Museum Operator

    When assigned to the American embassy in Beirut during the war in Lebanon, I sometimes carried a .357 Magnum, which I could fire accurately. I also learned to handle and fire a variety of weapons while I was there, including Uzis and rocket-propelled grenade launchers.

    I am often told Libs have imaginary friends but this guys is his own imaginary friend.

    Hunters would be able to deposit their hunting weapons in a centrally located arsenal…

    In the process, arsenal staff would take at least a quick look at each hunter to try to affirm that he was not obviously unhinged.

    And believe me you, this guy knows unhinged when he sees it.

    All antique or interesting non-hunting weapons would be required to be delivered to a local or regional museum, also to be under strict 24-hour-a-day guard.

    That gives me an idea for when the offset business goes belly-up…

    Gun dealers could continue their work, selling hunting and antique firearms. They would be required to maintain very tight inventories. Any gun sold would be delivered immediately by the dealer to the nearest arsenal or the museum, not to the buyer.

    Huh? You’ll deliver the gun to some fool that just wants to look at it?

    Oh, I’m liking this!

  25. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

    America’s brightest are in academia.
    To be

    America’s finest

    I understand there are many additional (ahem) steps to take.
    Pun intended.

  26. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

    Huh? You’ll deliver the gun to some fool that just wants to look at it?

    …aaand how long after the gun becomes an artifact, do we?

  27. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

    OK, I’ve said this before but it really bears repeating now.

    It’s all a matter of numbers.

    There are an estimated 90 million gun owners in this country.

    Lets assume only 10% say Molon Lave. Thats 9 million.

    And that’s not even counting the folks I know who don’t have guns who would be against this kind of Fascist crap and likely join our cause. Most gun owners have enough hardware to spread the love around, no?

  28. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

    ‘Lotta folks are careful to whom they confess their afliction.
    (finaly, someone said Molon Lave)

    batf has it at 60 mil’ of us divvyin’ up 258 million back in ‘99.

  29. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

    Why does Ohiowa spit out so many wierd guys like this Toledo trout and Jerry Springer?

  30. MasterGuns Comment by MasterGuns

    This has to be a parody….even most moonbats are not this incredibly stupid.

    There is about as much chance of something like this twit proposes happening as my chance of flapping my arms and flying like a hummingbird.

    I remember my oath. Semper Fi

  31. Bill H Comment by Bill H

    As a child I played cowboys and Indians with cap guns. I had a Daisy Red Ryder B-B gun.

    Entirely possible that this skidmark was told early on he would shoot his eye out. I’ll be generous, and attribute his failure as a US citizen to that.

  32. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

    Useless Nazi nitwit.

    Cripes, the business in large pvc pipe sections, fittings and glue would be brisk right before the gun grab happened. This would most likely be the prelude to the 2nd American revolution, me thinks.

    This article details exactly how the Nazis used gun registration and confiscation to subdue the people for the death camps.

    Rope. Tree. Diplomat.
    You all know what to do.

  33. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

    Oops, somhow the link to the article got put together wrong.

    Sorry.

  34. Unregistered Comment by qsilver

    <sarcasm>

    Now, how would one stop the American drug problem? First of all, federal or state laws would need to make it a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine and one year in prison per dose to possess drugs. The population would then be given three months to turn in their drugs, without penalty.

    Patients would be able to deposit their prescription drugs in a centrally located pharmacy, heavily guarded, from which they would be able to withdraw them each week upon presentation of a valid doctor’s prescription. When patients submit a request for their drugs, federal, state, and local checks would be made to establish that they had been seen by a doctor since the last time they presented a prescription. In the process, pharmacy staff would take at least a quick look at each patient to try to affirm that he was not obviously in pain and not trying to get high off prescription drugs or make money by selling them.

    It would have to be the case that the term “prescription drug” did not include opiates or other strongly addictive drugs. Those would only be allowed to be administered on an inpatient basis at hospitals.

    All interesting paraphernalia would be required to be delivered to a local or regional museum, also to be under strict 24-hour-a-day guard. There they would be on display, if the owner desired, as part of an interesting exhibit of antique American drug culture, as family heirlooms from proud sit-ins past or as part of collections.

    Drug dealers could continue their work, selling illegal drugs and paraphernalia. They would be required to maintain very tight inventories. Anything sold would be delivered immediately by the dealer to the nearest pharmacy or the museum, not to the buyer.

    The drying out process would begin after the initial three-month amnesty. Special squads of police would be formed and trained to carry out the work. Then, on a random basis to permit no advance warning, city blocks and stretches of suburban and rural areas would be cordoned off and searches carried out in every business, dwelling, and empty building. All drugs would be seized. The owners of drugs found in the searches would be prosecuted: $1,000 and one year in prison for each dose.

    Clearly such sweeps could not take place all across the country at the same time. But fairly quickly there would begin to be drug-swept, drug-free areas where there should be no drugs. If there were, those carrying them would be subject to quick confiscation and prosecution. On the streets it would be a question of stop-and-search of anyone, even grandma with her walker, with the same penalties for “carrying.”

    The “drug lobby” and liberal Democrats would no doubt try to head off in the courts the new laws and the actions to implement them. They might succeed in doing so, although the new approach would undoubtedly prompt new, vigorous debate on the subject. In any case, some jurisdictions would undoubtedly take the opportunity of the chronic slowness of the courts to begin implementing the new approach.

    America’s long land and sea borders present another kind of problem. It is easy to imagine mega-drug dealerships installing themselves in Mexico, and perhaps in more remote parts of the Canadian border area, to funnel drugs into the United States. That would constitute a problem for American immigration authorities and the U.S. Coast Guard, but not an insurmountable one over time.

    There could conceivably also be a rash of overdoses as people withdrew their drugs only to resell them on the street. Given the general nature of prescription drugs and the fact that prescriptions are always time-sensitive, that seems a lesser sort of issue.

    That is my idea of how it could be done. The desire to do so on the part of the American people is another question altogether, but one clearly raised again by the tragedy going on every day in our inner cities.

    </sarcasm>

    Think I can get on the Pittsburgh Post Gazette Editorial Board?

  35. Unregistered Comment by Sir George

    Hmm… Someone must’ve edited his article and removed the part about the guns being rounded up by what he called “terminators”, which are machines that look somewhat like NRA members, essentially just human flesh over a metal endoskeleton.

  36. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

    I think that buried in his post is the absolute impossibility of actually seizing guns. He knows the Constitution and he knows that Americans would never stand for it. and not just us gun-toters, the libs wouldn’t even cotton to this type of police state.

    I think it was poorly written satire…nothing more.

  37. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

    Danish Pastry Rides Again

    And Jack-fag Tosser Davis pisses, moans & bleats again.

    Not that that’s unusual.

  38. Unregistered Comment by NR Pax

    Mr. Simpson,

    Although I am out of the Corps, I still remember the Oath that I swore.

    Should these kind of laws be implemented in spite of our Constitution, the people that voted for it and the ones that would carry it out would become “domestic enemies.”

    Just a friendly warning. I won’t give another.

  39. english911 Comment by english911

    I have a right to bear arms since I moved to this country, you try to take away that right you will have the right to draw a terminal breth on my front lawn….that is all.

  40. Joseph Comment by Joseph

    So, this guy is going to get a)the police to violate the Constitution and God knows how many laws, b) the military to do the same, c) get the population to go along with this? I don’t think so. This may just be something outrageous to get his name in the papers. What I fear, is that with all this garbage floating around, we will start to ignore it.

  41. Unregistered Comment by Special Ed

    I’ve been a police officer and am retired US Army MP. Knowing my brothers in arms, just who does this fellow think is going to volunteer to be part of his Goon Squads?

    Since it obviously won’t be members or former members of LE or the military, they’re going to need alot of training. They’re also going to need a lot more volunteers waiting in the wings for the rapid turnover due to casualties. Even assuming that he does manage to get enough Goons together to sweep an area, has he considered that the citizens most likely to resist are members and former members of LE and the military, and that their resistance will undoubtedly be extremely well organized, planned and executed?

    If I have one old Infantry colonel living near me (and I guarantee all of us do) who’s willing to lead, why I suppose I’ll soldier up and fall into his formation.

    What could the South have done with their vastly superior leadership in the Civil War if they’d had numbers and weaponry superiority also on their side?

  42. Unregistered Comment by Special Ed

    Ah, it’ll never happen. This guy’s just raving. Probably got turned down at the pharmacy because he looked “unhinged”.

  43. juandos Comment by juandos

    Hmmm, Dan Simpson retired parasite apparently can’t come to grips with the reality as Dr. Michael Brown describes it, “The Tragedy of Gun Free Zones

    Schools became popular targets for young mass murderers in the mid 1990s, around the time that the Gun Free School Zones act of 1994 was enacted. This law and similar local laws were targeted at gang related violence, but had the unfortunate consequence of making schools a more attractive target for disturbed teens who wanted to end their own lives with a dramatic killing spree

    I’m guessing that Dave Kopel’s “Gun-Free Zones” would make no sense to Simpson either…

    Actually, Virginia Tech’s policy only made the killer safer, for it was only the law-abiding victims, and not the criminal, who were prevented from having guns. Virginia Tech’s policy bans all guns on campus (except for police and the university’s own security guards); even faculty members are prohibited from keeping guns in their cars.

  44. sixfootbrit Comment by sixfootbrit

    Uuum, first time the “Confiscators” cordon off a block, it’s not the innocent gun owners who will be surrounded. If a “Government” attempts to disarm the American People, they will do so incrementally, so watch out for more new restrictions of certain “evil features”.

  45. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

    It’s interesting to note, that in the book Rouge Warrior, Richard Machinko mentions specifically trying to put in place anti-terror measures in Lebanon at the U.S. Embassy, many if not all of which were immediatly rejected by the U.S. Ambassador and his State Department weenies.

    Since he mentions his carrying a .357 during his time during the war in beiruit it seems that this is the dickless wonder that was part of that disaster which ultimatly wound up with the Marine Barracks bombing and the loss of 200 some U.S. Marines…could it be, yet another clue challanged leftard with blood on his hands…Say it aint so…..

  46. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID

    Everyone on this thread thinks it would be impossible to do this. I don’t think so. The British passed laws outlawing the sale or possession of any firearm and they rolled over and complied. The Aussies did the same thing (almost and only in the cities). The end result? Crime shot up, big surprise but that doesn’t stop these idiots from spewing gun control i.e. gun confiscation.

    American have been brainwashed by 50 years of liberal lies that a majority think that any law passed must be obeyed (remember Kelo and eminent domain)? We’ve become a nation of sheep. The minority that wouldn’t turn in their guns would be fingered by the STASI like informer system that would be recruited. Hey, want $1000? Turn in your neighbor.

    The 2nd Amendment was put in so that if the central government turned into a dictatorship they would be able to fight back. Liberals know this better than anybody, that’s why they twist the words into mush.

    Anybody think that it can’t happen? Guess again, the 2nd Amendment is the only thing that stands between us and the re-education camps that liberals would be setting up overnight.

  47. Rurik Comment by Rurik

    And for Danny, the Simpleson, since he so much dislikes firearms, perhaps he should be vivisected with a dull bread knife, which he would find so much less disturbing.

  48. Unregistered Comment by Beartrapper

    Say What Motherfucker?
    This has to be satire, no one is this utterly clueless.

    To echo Crunchie, toropoop and others, the sherrif of my county has more than his share of common sense and is very pro 2nd amendment. I had a lengthy conversation with him on the subject when he gave me my CC permit. Not to mention the testimony he gave to congress after a school shooting last year (and it sure wasn’t reported in the MSM).
    This type of crap would usher in a revoloution and yes two of my best hunting buds were training the Montanguards(sic)to resist the NVA and have not forgotten their shit.
    So Molon labe motherfucker! , man I can’t believe some people are so stupid.

  49. Dick Comment by Dick

    Armed rebellion

  50. juandos Comment by juandos

    Maybe there is just to much soy in Dan Simpson’s diet… :roflmao_wp:

  51. Unregistered Comment by jimmytheclaw

    #27 Comment by LC NCLivingBrit UNITED STATES

    And that’s not even counting the folks I know who don’t have guns who would be against this kind of Fascist crap and likely join our cause. Most gun owners have enough hardware to spread the love around, no?

    count me in that number

  52. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

    I just…

    wow…

    I can’t even….

    I dare you motherfucker.

    I dare you.

  53. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

    This fracking idiot would be the reset switch for sure!! :dunce_tb: :flush_tb: :bigsurprise_ee:

  54. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    A lot being said at the Ace of spades……I simply had to blink, read, and blink again…..hard to believe. A true zealot, now if we were to apply these rules to say, illagal aliens……
    I get a cold, hard feeling inside me thinking about this shit. Very cold and hard…..
    A lot being said…….
    207 Yup, a diplomat…and we know how successful they have been the last few wars…. A gun is the best diplomacy, walks quietly yet packs a big bang. This nutcase has nothing but my contempt, disgust and dirision. As for me? Just look for the house with the NRA decals next to the door locks….. I want this bozo to be first in line, but coward he is, some other poor sucker would be sent. I love the sound of my twelve gauge being jacked, I could introduce Herr Diplomat to the effects of hydrostatic shock as a slug strikes a human head at point blank range. That being denied me, well, there are the two forty-fives or the forty-four mag rifle……… So do me a favor, you lead your troops, Herr Diplomat……….be willing to die for your beliefs, as I am for mine. Catch my drift, asshole?

  55. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

    be willing to die for your beliefs, as I am for mine.

    Don’t count on that Caveman. Liberals are the biggest cowards out there. They want to make the rules and let the unwashed masses do the dying.

    If it were up to them to do the enforcing..we wouldn’t have a damn thing to worry about. Instead we’re going to be faced with confronting those that will not want to do the job but will because it was ordered of them. Hopefully most, if not all, of them will see the futility of such an endeavor and tell the Libtards to shove it up their ass and desert.

  56. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

    wonder who this nazi is endorsing for president?

    Michael Bloomberg. He may be likened unto a god to these nadless brown-shirt wannabees.

    I just can’t help thinking that this is a parody. No one can be that clueless.

  57. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    If I have one old Infantry colonel living near me (and I guarantee all of us do) who’s willing to lead, why I suppose I’ll soldier up and fall into his formation.

    What could the South have done with their vastly superior leadership in the Civil War if they’d had numbers and weaponry superiority also on their side?

    If the Federal government is ever idiotic enough to pass laws like that (and I don’t think they’ll ever dare. They prefer the “salami method” as others have mentioned. “First they came for the bayonet lugs, but I didn’t care since I didn’t have any…”), then I have a feeling that we’ll find out, since I’m sure that this would be something that would make people talk seriously about secession, particularly in the South where 2nd Amendment Rights are taken very seriously, but I’m sure that quite a few Northern States would join this time.

    I know that I, much as I would hate to see my beloved country go through that Hell again, would be completely in favor of it in such a situation, and the subject of secession is not something that I joke about.

    And that’s not even counting the folks I know who don’t have guns who would be against this kind of Fascist crap and likely join our cause. Most gun owners have enough hardware to spread the love around, no?

    I can’t shoot them all myself, so if you or anybody else were to volunteer to help out, it would be my honor to share. Heck, when it was all over I’d insist that you keep ‘em as a small token of my gratitude.

  58. jaybear Comment by jaybear

    this little brown shirt sez:

    As a child I played cowboys and Indians with cap guns. I had a Daisy Red Ryder B-B gun.

    welll…he must have played the part of the pussified shopkeeper. All of us REAL cowboys used Crosmans . I saved up for 6 months to buy that baby, and still have it. I wonder if that would be confiscated too.

  59. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

    And that’s not even counting the folks I know who don’t have guns who would be against this kind of Fascist crap and likely join our cause.

    Count me in.

    On the streets it would be a question of stop-and-search of anyone, even grandma with her walker, with the same penalties for “carrying.”

    Yeah. Right, asswipe. Remember what one “granny with a walker” did to a goblin trying to rob her recently?

  60. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

    I know that I, much as I would hate to see my beloved country go through that Hell again, would be completely in favor of it in such a situation, and the subject of secession is not something that I joke about.

    It would be hell…no doubt about it. I too hope and pray that it never comes to that. “One Nation under G-d, INDIVISIBLE….is something that should always stand, BUT….there comes a time when you have to decide just how precious those freedoms are and what we are willing to do to preserve them.
    The Liberals are doing their damnedest to tear this country down….we’re going to have to make the decision to do ours to stop it.

  61. Unregistered Comment by Quilly Mammoth

    Well done, Misha, but I don’t think Oberst Simpson wears stripped pants. I think this is the proper uniform.

  62. Xystus Comment by Xystus

    O Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are–

    That’s right, Danny Boy: Don’t forget to outlaw bagpipes–& tartan, while you’re at it! A British court ruled those “black sticks of the devil” an “instrument of war” after the ‘45 to be denied rebels, & even tartan was to be reserved to His Majesty’s right royal army. When bagpipes are outlawed, only outlaws (& the government) will have pipes. And I’ll give up my kilt when they peel it off my–yuck, no, they won’t!

    But seriously, folks, der Diplodork is lucky he doesn’t represent any gummint agency, so :laughing_tb: we can still laugh at the fool. :thumbdown_tb: No need for me to add to the above thoughtful comments, as well. OK, maybe one item:
    41.

    Knowing my brothers in arms, just who does this fellow think is going to volunteer to be part of his Goon Squads?

    Foreigners, maybe? Some modern counterpart of the Hessians, perhaps? Possibly–though I hesitate to go there–illegal aliens, even?

    What might be most unfortunate would be secession–even if it may be necessary–during the war on Islamurderists. That would seem to make Salami been Slobberin’s delusions of a US breakup come true.

  63. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

    What this socialist shitbag is advocating is nothing short of starting a war against peaceful citizens of this country. Josef Stalin must be smiling upon him from Hell. What a demented old son of a bitch. If you want a war, motherfucker…
    I sincerely hope this old piece of shit has a heart attack and croaks. :guns_tb:

  64. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

    It is amazing to see the true nature of these “peace-loving” liberals come to surface like pus from an infected wound.
    I wonder, first of all, who in their right mind would obey an order like that? Even if he finds some mindless drones to do his bidding, what does he plan to do with those who disobey? Kill them outright? Build concentration camps? Nationalize the property of those who resist? Does he realize what he is advocating? By what fucking right?!
    Bring it, you drooling senile afterbirth of a rotten whore! Just fucking bring it.

  65. MilitaryBrat Comment by MilitaryBrat

    Two words for this simpering, Hitler-wannabe worm: Sieg Heil!!!

  66. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

    Maybe he’s ticked off cause he got turned down on his 4473 for that pot-smoking incident a few years ago or something, and think since he can’t have guns then no one should. I’ve seen that happen with quite a few GFWs.

  67. Unregistered Comment by Special Ed

    It’s interesting to note, that in the book Rouge Warrior

    Does he rodeo on the side?

    I think you mean Rogue Warrior …

  68. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

    YES BABY YES! I can comment like a man should! and everyone give another round of applause to crunchie!

    Well you nazi, come and disarm me! I have a .45 here with a box of 25 golden sabre HMJ and 2 mag’s.. for now… dont forget the speed loader.. give me a week and i’ll have 10 mags and 100 or so rounds and another 500 FMJ for the range.. and I am a decent shot… y’know how they say.. i’m just guarding my buddie’s gone..

    Thats just me….

  69. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    Indeed we do, NCLivingBrit……. The wife and I discussed that today. She gets a real mean look on her face when talking about protecting her family. In my experience the gals are meaner, the best of friends or the worst of enemies. You hurt a guy they love or one of their kids, you’re toast. But yes, the Other Half and I could supply two other individuals with a gun. Some of the folks here could supply a squad. A friend of mine, well off financially and an avid gun collector…..well, he needs a bigger safe. Soon. This town I live in, Dog Patch, USA…is literally full of gun owners. It’s a farming community, guns just another tool. And a fun tool, too……..

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  72. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

    Avatar test, nothing more

  73. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

    Nice avatar Nat! Very erotic, in a Molly Hatchet sorta way. :wub_tb:

  74. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

    to hell with masturbating! I just gotta feel the cold steel of this 1911 and I get off! I bet crunchie will never touch this baby again lol..

  75. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

    Don’t defile her too much now elchonon! I do want her back eventually ya know.

    Glad ya like her. Use her in good health to defend hearth and home, although I hope you never have to.

  76. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco

    Molon Labe…’nough said.

    RLTW

  77. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

    OK, you guys are really pushing me, now! I MUST find a few spare hundreds in my bank account to buy a firearm. I have a license to carry, just no gun. I am a decent shot, too. I’ll see how much I can get for my old car, since I already bought a new one. Then, I’m off to shop for “Nikita”–my future gun’s name!

  78. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

    Damn Nat! You haven’t got a gun yet?? I thought you would have had a whole arsenal by now.

    Get with it girl! Chop Chop! Time’s a waistin’! :undecided_tb:

  79. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

    Oh, I am going to!! I’ll even sent that old fuckhead copies of my target and a picture of my scary evil gun. Maybe he’ll kick the bucket from shock. Piss your “Depends” you senile, incontinent pansy! Ugh! This old fuck really irritated me!

  80. Unregistered Comment by T

    On that Good - Bad scale of ideas, this is one that would be…. BAD.

    Pack a lunch, butthead. Y’all gonna need it.

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