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They despise themselves even more than we despise them.

The survey of six nations, carried out for the International Herald Tribune daily and France 24 TV station, said 44 percent of French people thought badly of themselves against 38 percent of U.S. respondents who had a negative view of the French.

This will not stand. We will not accept second place in anything, and certainly not when it comes to detesting the fwench, the effeminate, cowardly, sheep-burning, cheese-eating surrender faggots.

So let’s ramp up the scorn a bit, shall we? All the way to “11.”

23 Responses to “The fwench Have Us Beat”
  1. Michael Comment by Michael

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    France isn’t all that bad.

    Almost every European country that got depressed Invaded France.

    Feeling sad? Invade France! No army necessary, just look scary.

  2. Michael Comment by Michael

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    First, BTW.

    Oh How about we get drunk and Invade France. It will be fun!

  3. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    How many more wars will the French get us into that we did not need to be involved in… WWI and Vietnam are just 2 examples.

  4. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Not surprising coming from the nation that considers booze, cigarettes, depression medication and cheeses that smell like a week-old corpse as their four basic food groups.

  5. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    but 20 percent believed Paris should be even more distant with Washington.

    Sounds good to me! The further away the skunks are, the better. :bye_tb: :flush_tb:

  6. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Yeah, but have they surrendered to themselves yet?

  7. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    This is unacceptable!
    I refuse to believe they can beat us at anything!
    Those chicken shit jackoffs are useless, oxygen wasting parsitic cretins! Lazy good for nothing human wannabes! Scorn you say? Scorn doesn’t come close to the lack of respect I have for these wine drinking,cheese eating white flag waving surrender monkeys. Why, I wouldn’t give a fwenchman dying of thirst a drop of sweat off my ass! This survey is fixed, it’s a sham! The lying bastards are trying to make us look bad! This won’t stand I tell you!
    :lol_wp:
    Okay, I’ve done my part. Kind of fun too.
    Next!

  8. Hermes Bound Comment by Hermes Bound

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    Oh How about we get drunk and Invade France. It will be fun!

    Okay, sure, but what’re we gonna do for the other 45 minutes of that hour?

  9. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    Dick said :

    Yeah, but have they surrendered to themselves yet?

    They already did that actually, during their revolution- the only time in history a country has simultaneously surrendered and won a conflict.

  10. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    They also did it when Napoleon twice declared himself emperor….if my history is correct.

  11. Michael Comment by Michael

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    Darn it, Akornzombie beat me to the answer to dick’s question.

    Oh and don’t forget our quasi-war.

    We Pwned them.,

  12. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    No army necessary, just look scary

    So that’s why arafat’s wife retired there with all that American “palestinian relief” money.

  13. Useful Idiot Comment by Useful Idiot

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    The lesson here will, of course be lost on the democrats. Self loathing is the foundation for political correctness. And that leads to national suicide.

    And WOW! Who would’ve thought to ask the frenchies if they hate themselves? With those pompous bastards, I would’ve thought it to be 0%.

  14. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    I happy just knowing that someone actually took a poll!

  15. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    I can’t believe that they hate themselves so much-how can you be arrogant and self loathing?

  16. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    :roflmao_wp:

    Nothing more I can add to that.

  17. Bill H Comment by Bill H

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    Oh How about we get drunk and Invade France. It will be fun!

    Been there. Done that. Got the merit badge.

  18. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Oh How about we get drunk and Invade France. It will be fun!

    And what will we do with thousands of sniveling prisoners?

    Aw, I can’t say that. Their troops, and the Legion are forces of a mettle the government doesn’t deserve to command.

  19. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I can see where they’re coming from though. My paternal ancestry is French. They left France in the 1830’s during the Bourbon restoration. They were veterans of the Napoleonic Wars and were not going to be subjects of a monarchy again. In fact one of my multi-great uncles was an infantry general under Nappie (can I say that or will I get the Imus treatment?) who died from traumatic amputation of his leg after a shell shattered his knee cap at Liepzig. Two of his uncles had served with LaFayette in the colonies. So basically I have a proud French heritage. But damned few people despise the brie smelling sniveling surrender douches (a little frog lingo for ya there) more than I.

    Ya know speaking of douche, it’s very appropriate that a pussy cologne should be spelled and pronounced in the original fwench.

    What a waste.

  20. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    vraiment

  21. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    I’ve got a question about that 44% of Fwench who hate the Fwench. How are we certain thay aren’t the jambon-shunning, Citroen-burning faction of the fwench? There’s so many of them nowadays.

  22. Unregistered Comment by JackLacton

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    I think I might have ratcheted the scorn meter up to 12…

  23. LC FIAR Comment by LC FIAR

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    I’m going to be a total whore here and recommend a post on Bastille Day that I wrote a long time ago. I think it will be much enjoyed