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One thing you can always count on the LCs to do is to rise to the occasion when they see a challenge, and what better challenge than to join The Imperial Firearms Advisor’s quest to turn our nation back into a Nation of Riflemen, one citizen at a time?

Like Kim, few things thrill me more than to hear from yet another citizen who has become a safe, responsible gun owner.

It is a serious responsibility indeed, one of the most serious of all since it involves the power over life and death should, G-d forbid, a situation arise that can’t be resolved otherwise, so it cannot be celebrated too much when another gentleman or -woman decides to accept it.

That, and the obvious truth that with every new armed, responsible gun owner our beloved nation becomes a much safer place for all of us.

So you’ll pardon me for being a bit exuberant when that happens. Pardon me or accept the fact that I don’t care whether you do or not.

So it’s with great joy that I announce that LC Elchonon has joined the fellowship.

Sit down. I’m not done yet…

It’s also with great joy that I recognize, at LC Elchonon’s request (and with no argument from me whatsoever), a certain somebody who was absolutely instrumental in bringing about this happy state of affairs and introducing him to our happy band of brothers, a certain LC 0311 Crunchie.

You see, Crunchie is a qualified instructor, so he picked up LC Elchonon from the train station, whereupon he took him to his classroom and gave him the proper CCW course free of charge, drove him another 45 minutes to a range and continued his instruction there, helped him with equipment and, as icing on the cake, provided him with a manly 1911 loaner until he can get his own.

If that’s not “above and beyond”, then I don’t know what is, so here’s a shoutout to an outstanding friend, Marine and mensch. And, of course, an obnoxiously loud:

OO-RAH!

Thanks, Crunchie, and welcome Elchonon.

46 Responses to “Outstanding Service to the Empire”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Damned.  Effin’.  Straight.  Good on both of youse.

    And - my quarterly first…

  2. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    hey I wanted the first@! thanx misha and of course crunchie! I forgot to mention the 10 min drive to my house and crunchie’s 1 hour drive home! Man I am glad to be a rottie!

  3. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    and my fobus paddle holster just arrived! I am practicing wearing it, now I just need some magazines to give diane feinstein a heart attack ;)

  4. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    I admit to being a bit aprehecive of condition 2 carry, as a israel we dont carry round chamberd, but i am more scared of lowering the hammer when theres a round in the chamber…and if your thumb slips..I did ok with that at the range. But of course thats not as scary as condition 1 lol

  5. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Aw, now I’m all like flustered and stuff. It was my distinct pleasure to help a fellow LC out. I remember elchonon’s comments about some of the crap in his neighborhood, how I could not help when he is just down the road a bit?

    eclhonon, here’s to ya brother. May you never have to use your skills, but if you ever have to, shoot straight and be free!

    BTW, the course was not entirely free. elchonon graciously bought me some soil from the Holy Land, near the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, and some cubano stogies! I finally get to touch the Holy Land. That meant a lot to both bangie thing and I. Even my little girls understood where that soil came from. I can’t thank elchonon enough for that.

    Shalom!

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I admit to being a bit aprehecive of condition 2 carry, as a israel we dont carry round chamberd,

    That’s normal. At least I felt a bit apprehensive myself at first. But that was only until I truly grokked the brilliant safeties built into it. Trust me, you can use it to drive in nails in condition 2 without firing a round accidentally. Not that you’d want to, but still.

    but i am more scared of lowering the hammer when theres a round in the chamber…and if your thumb slips..

    As well you should be. If that slide comes flying back with your thumb in the way… Let’s just say that your thumb won’t stop it.

  7. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    It isnt so much about lending the piece and giving me the free class, its about the effort.. that someone would put in the time to help me defend the family…as I would defend yours now..

    On my next visit, i’ll bring you loads more habanos and some other stuff I can lay my hands on ;)

  8. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    As well you should be. If that slide comes flying back with your thumb in the way… Let’s just say that your thumb won’t stop it.

    I think I meant to say raise ? The hammer is up in condition 2 right ? so you have to gently bring it forward but i’m such a genius and sometimes forget to get my finger off the trigger lol

  9. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I think I meant to say raise ? The hammer is up in condition 2 right ? so you have to gently bring it forward but i’m such a genius and sometimes forget to get my finger off the trigger lol

    Same difference. You’d still have to lower the hammer on a round to get it out of 1 with one in the pipe, and that’s just as dangerous as raising it. Well, actually raising it is less dangerous, since any self-respecting 1911 will let you raise the hammer without disengaging the safeties, meaning that nothing should happen if your thumb slips there as long as you’re not touching the trigger.

    You can’t lower it that way, though, and you’d have to do that first.

    Generally, but I know that Crunchie has already taught you that, I’d advise that you either carry it cocked and locked or practice your “Izzy draw” a LOT.

  10. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Condition 1, loaded chamber, hammer back (cocked) and safety on. Condition 2, hammer down on a loaded chamber, need to cock the hammer to fire. Safest carry for a 1911 Gubmint model without a firing pin block like on the Colt civilian models, say series 70 Deltas etc.

    Remember the two cardinal safety checks, trigger finger and muzzle discipline. Keep the finger off the triggerat all times unless sights are on target and you are firing, and ALWAYS keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction and you will be alright.

    Keep practicing at the range, you’re doing just fine.

  11. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    BTW, Just. One. Person.

    That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it?

  12. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    He taught me to carry condition 2, so now I gotta buy magazines on ebay yay ;) does magazine company matter ? my only issue on the 1911 is that I cant use SKARY 30 round mag’s to scare the libtards :(

  13. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Condition 2, hammer down on a loaded chamber, need to cock the hammer to fire. Safest carry for a 1911 Gubmint model without a firing pin block like on the Colt civilian models, say series 70 Deltas etc.

    Out of curiosity, how do you get a 1911 from Condition 1 to Condition 2 safely? Since I can’t lower the hammer without disengaging all of the safeties, I’ve never been able to think of a way that didn’t put me at risk of a “slipped thumb.” Which is another reason I always carry in Condition 1.

  14. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    yeah well pull the trigger and hold the hammer, let go of the trigger and slowly let the hammer up.. thats why i am hesitant on the condition 2.

  15. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    BTW, Just. One. Person.

    That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it?

    ?

  16. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Grab the hammer firmly with both thumb and forefinger, lightly depress the trigger while maintaining control of the hammer and keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction, immediately remove finger from trigger and gently lower the hammer to the half cock notch, while keeping the finger along the side of the frame. Definitely a very deliberate process.

    Not ideal, but better that condition 1 with older model 1911’s and relatively inexperienced carriers (condition 1 is a full time responsibility and I only recommend it for 1911 owners who have a lot of experience with them, and/or have a more modern 1911 with a firing pin block).

    Also infinitely superior to the “Izzy Draw”, unless you practice continuously and have faced the elephant at least once. Way to much to do in the stress of an “Oh shit he wants hurt me” moment.

    If you’re experienced with a 1911, condition 1 is obviously preferable.

    Also, bare in mind that getting to the different condition levels can vary somewhat with SA/DA, SAO, DAO pistols etc.

  17. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    elchonon

    http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007/?p=552#comments

  18. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    No doubt crunch! you did your duty! you should see my friend’s dad shoot, he is a archery instructor.. does 15 yards every bullet in the same spot its freaky lol.

  19. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Congrats, elchonon!

    I’m so jealous.

  20. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Congrats elchonon!! And way to go Crunchie! You both rock! :thumbup_tb: :clap_tb:

    Grab the hammer firmly with both thumb and forefinger, lightly depress the trigger while maintaining control of the hammer and keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction, immediately remove finger from trigger and gently lower the hammer to the half cock notch, while keeping the finger along the side of the frame. Definitely a very deliberate process.

    Which is why I’m not nearly as comfortable carrying our Bersa .380 as I am my XD-9. I know I just need to practice handling it more, but I just don’t like dealing with that hammer. My XD has two good safeties. The trigger guard which prevents firing until you actually pull the trigger back, and the grip safety. If you are not holding the gun correctly..it won’t fire. The grip safety also prevents the slide from coming back if it’s not gripped firmly.

  21. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Crunchie, you are simply a fantastic human being. Congrats, elchonon. You joke about Feinstein, but i have to live under her foul tenure.

    But of course it is Misha (with help from Spats and B.C.) that bring us all together, and that is an amazing thing in itself.

  22. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Brilliant, just brilliant !!!!

    Crunchie my brother, you are the man !!!

    elchonon, indeed welcome to the brotherhood of sheep-dogs as opposed to the grazing sheep, awaiting the wolves to gather.

    Just.One.Person. Indeed-

    Deus Vult

  23. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    I just bought 3 magazines 8 rds each, I still need a cleaning kit and a stash of range ammo.

  24. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    BTW did you know that the religion of piss used the holy sepulchur as a mosque…and then eventualy destroying it.. damn muslims.

  25. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Congrats, elchanon and big kudos to Crunchie et al.

    Crunchie, you handle this generation, I’ll work with the next one with the Eddie Eagle classes.


    Death to Islam, and
    their mediot stooges!
    Duty, Honor, Country
    (in THAT order)
    Rowane

  26. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Eddie Eagle is a fantastic program Rowane. When I re-certify with the NRA as an instructor I’m going to look into becoming an Eddie Eagle instructor as well.

    Keep up the good work Rowane, that is the best safety program ever.

  27. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    But of course it is Misha (with help from Spats and B.C.) that bring us all together, and that is an amazing thing in itself.

    Ain’t it the truth Sir Christopher!

  28. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    When I re-certify with the NRA as an instructor I’m going to look into becoming an Eddie Eagle instructor as well.

    and I bet you look damn cute in that eagle costume, or is that the price for elchonon’s “free training? :lol_tb:

  29. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Crunchie, I’m proud to know ya!

    elchonon, welcome to the party, pal! :guns_tb: :smoke_tb: :jittery_tb:

  30. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    and I bet you look damn cute in that eagle costume

    Bangie thing seems to like it! :devil_tb:

  31. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Eddie Eagle, according to sarah brady is only Joe Camel in feathers.

    She never wondered if Joe packed.

    Our secret.

  32. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I’m grateful to call you friend, crunchie…..you’re the man! I have, so far, with great encouragement, had my boss buy a gun to shoot, a Glock forty, and my wife, now really liking her forty-five Ruger P97DC. It has taught her respect for the power of that gun, knowing what it was designed to do and does so very well in competent hands. One day I hope to be a good shot, I’m told I’m competent, but I have seen really good pistol shooters. But as my patterns tighten the targets recede. But for home defense she and I were told we would prove lethal to an invader. So I’ve signed up two, the wife an NRA memeber now. I’m still working on my boss. But he loves his gun. And maybe, jsut maybe, between all the Rotties, we can make a difference……You’re a good guy, crunchie….and congrats to elchonon. There is something about a forty-five……I luv ‘em!

  33. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Think of the numbers ya all. If every gun owner/2nd Amendment advocate recruited just ONE person, there would be over 180 million (or more) in the cause.

    It was easy with elchonon, his heart was already there. We need to educate the uninformed and the undecided.

    The day after the VA Tech shooting I was in an office on a call and a lady I know made a comment about it. I unloaded (in a very polite way) about gun free/fire zones. I saw the flicker of realization in her eyes. She had just heard something different than the lies force fed by the MSM, and it made SENSE to her.

    Keep preaching brothers, we’re getting through to them.

  34. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Congrat’s Caveman.
    At this rate 2008 will see 5 million of us.
    The NRA has so many benefits, check out the insurance options.
    Never miss a local Friends of the NRA banquet if there’s one near you.
    If you’ve never been to one, there’s autions, drawings, silent auctions all for some awesome pieces, equipment, guided hunts,, don’t miss it.
    They speak fluent Rott.

  35. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    The day after the VA Tech shooting I was in an office on a call and a lady I know made a comment about it. I unloaded (in a very polite way) about gun free/fire zones. I saw the flicker of realization in her eyes. She had just heard something different than the lies force fed by the MSM, and it made SENSE to her

    I just had to underline the florida laws against carying on a college campus..

  36. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    and I bet you look damn cute in that eagle costume

    wow, there IS a costume…

  37. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    Now I gotta figure out how to clean the piece!

  38. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Uh….crunchie? And don’t let that goddammed spring get away, they are a bitch to find!

  39. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    I always thought that bangie thingy was his gun, then I realized its his wife..ha!

  40. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    He showed me how to take it apart mostly and what to clean, I just need to figure it out, I have cleaned many a UZI and M-16 ;)

  41. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Uh….crunchie? And don’t let that goddammed spring get away, they are a bitch to find!

    You mean the recoil spring plug, right? I swear, if I ever find myself out of ammo while facing a goblin, I’ll just turn the barrel bushing and shoot the mofo’s eye out with that plug!

  42. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    You mean the recoil spring plug, right? I swear, if I ever find myself out of ammo while facing a goblin, I’ll just turn the barrel bushing and shoot the mofo’s eye out with that plug!

    Dude you sound like sound ghetto thug wana bee! “ima shoot that mofo!”

  43. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    wow shit what am i smoking ? my spelling is just shot.

  44. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    WTG Crunchie, best training money can’t buy.

    Welcome home Elchonon!

  45. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Hey hound,
    You hiring ? my buddy does oracle and ms server / exchange and is making shit working for the gubmint.

  46. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Elchonon, I’m west coast, but have your buddy send his resume with a reference to you and I’ll take a look.