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Sir Christopher sends us this which, frankly, has our Imperial Brain in serious danger of a meltdown:

OAKLAND, Calif. — A section of freeway that funnels traffic off the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge collapsed early Sunday after a gasoline tanker truck overturned and caught fire beneath it, authorities said.

The heat was intense enough to melt part of the freeway and cause the collapse, but the truck’s driver walked away from the scene with second-degree burns.

No other injuries were reported, which officials said was only possible because the accident happened so early on a Sunday morning.

Thank G-d for the lack of deaths and serious injuries, but I think that FOX are missing the true implications of this event:

FIRE CAN’T MELT STEEL!

We know this because that most wise of bloated, lesbian Moonbat vampires, Rosie O’Donut told us so. The debate is over on that issue. Never in history has fire melted steel, so this is obviously yet another black ops conspiracy against the American people concocted in the dark dungeons of the White House.

Google It!

***UPDATE:*** Still doubting when you have the truth right in front of your lying eyes? Consider this: Are we to believe that the driver, after a fire that allegedly “melted steel”, walked off with nothing but second degree burns? Oh, and did you notice that there were no Jooos driving on the overpass when it happened? Coincidence, or had they all been told to stay at home that day?

39 Responses to “But, That’s IMPOSSIBLE!”
  1. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco

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    First….

    and it was Karl Rove ya know!!

    RLTW

  2. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    LC Draco (of really nice avatar fame)sez:

    and it was Karl Rove ya know!!

    no it wasn’t, it was the guy with the gas can and the bic lighter on the grassy knoll.

    or maybe rosie o’ fatass bent over and lit one up…..

    (note: brain bleach now available for that last mental image, report to the game room for your cup)

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    The exact same thing happened in Houston just a few days ago. Strange how all these renegade overpasses are attacking all those tanker trucks all of a sudden. /s

  4. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I agree with both the posts above (1 and 2). Karl rove acting outside of the Presidents knowledge set up this operation.

    It is merely the first of many that will isolate the peninsula of San Francisko. The next step is to wait until a majority of the loons in the area have migrated into the city for work then blow the BART tunnels and the other bridges. The military will then assume control of the Golden Gate to choke the city into a controllable site to keep lefties and enviroloons from infecting the general population any more.

    Oh crap…maybe I shouldn’t have said anything until after Tuesday when the whole plan will be in effect.
    :doh_tb:

  5. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    One of the first thing I thought of was the moonbats saying fire does not melt steel when I heard of the collapse. I bet nothing will be said.

  6. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Good plan, now how do we get all the idiotic congress-critters to go to San Fransicko on the right day?


    Death to Islam, and
    their mediot stooges!
    Duty, Honor, Country
    (in THAT order)
    Rowane

  7. Skul Comment by Skul

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    Yup, this first time I saw that on the news, I thought impossible, fire can’t melt steel. Rosie told me so.
    Perhaps someone could hold the photo up to her face during that stupid morning show and get a reply.

  8. dm60462 Comment by dm60462

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    LC Mrs. M-ITT, can you please elaborate on what happened in Houston? Do you have a link to a newspaper or TV report?

    Thanks

  9. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco

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    jaybear nicely commented…

    LC Draco (of really nice avatar fame)sez:

    Thank you, sir. But I have nothing on some of my buds HERE

    RLTW

  10. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Ah, yeah.
    Frazetta rules!

  11. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    can you please elaborate on what happened in Houston? Do you have a link to a newspaper or TV report?

    A driver was speeding and took a curve too fast at the I-10 and Highway 59 interchange and overturned. The explosion shut down that area of the road. The driver was killed instantly.

    Here is a link to a news sites that has the story.

    It won’t let me post more than one link…but if you Google “Houston Tanker Explosion” on the news search you’ll find several more links.

  12. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    What did Bush know about this crash, and when did he know it?

    /moonbat

  13. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    I could be shot for this.

    It’s classified.

    What the general public doesn’t know is this:

    The VAST majority of accidents involving tractor trailers are not caused by speeding, recklessness, sleeping at the wheel or alchohol/drug abuse.

    No, most of these incidents occur when the midget, the pony and the three hookers in the sleeper (standard issue) become agitated, and start behaving in

    a most distracting manner…
    :doh_tb: :rolleyes_wp:

  14. Unregistered Comment by JackLacton

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    Now come on. It clearly has Karl Rove’s fingerprints all over it, fits into the great Zionist Conspiracy and is designed to make us fear trucks so that we have to regulate them even further. Perhaps truckies will need to leave fluid containers at home, not be allowed sharp implements in the cabin or be able to pick up from Jooooish stores?

  15. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Ten-Ten

    :roflmao_wp:

  16. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Ten-Ten Sez:

    What the general public doesn’t know is this:

    The VAST majority of accidents involving tractor trailers are not caused by speeding, recklessness, sleeping at the wheel or alchohol/drug abuse.

    No, most of these incidents occur when the midget, the pony and the three hookers in the sleeper (standard issue) become agitated, and start behaving in a most distracting manner…

    Ten-Ten, as a Class-A CDL holder with several years of OTR experience, and being known to have commented here at The Empire, the duty has fallen to me to inform you that the Professional Truck Drivers of America have issued a 18-wheeled Fartwa on you for divulging one of our most closely guarded secrets.

    So the next time you’re out cruising down the highway in your 2000-3000 lb 4-wheeler, keep an eye on the rear view mirror for 80,000 lbs of retribution infidel….

    Remember the movie “TRUCKS”??? :annoyed_tb:

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Dahamn…I’ve driven that stretch of road hundreds of times……I80 and I old friends. Just another reason to avoid the Shitty….city rather.

  18. purple raider Comment by purple raider

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    Time to get MZZZ O’Donut a USW card, a hardhat, and some workboots, and teach her how steel is made.

    Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll fall into a vat.

  19. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    dittos, Caveman. Plus as you know they’re building a new Bay Bridge at the moment, which just adds to the confusion.

  20. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    now the commute will be the same as adjacent Oakland’s favourite pasttime; Murder.

  21. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    the truck’s driver walked away from the scene

    one more thing. something tells me he didn’t WALK away from the crash. be probably set some sort of land speed record clearing the area.

  22. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Since the tanker was full of gasoline, and gasoline is an oil derivative, it’s obvious that this was an Oakland-for-oil sort of thing, so we KNOW that Cheney is behind this whole thing.

    I expect the Kossacks and DUmmies to start hyperventilating about impeaching Cheney over this crash very soon.

  23. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    So the next time you’re out cruising down the highway in your 2000-3000 lb 4-wheeler, keep an eye on the rear view mirror for 80,000 lbs of retribution infidel….

    But Mo, you have to understand! The bastards revoked my midget permit! So now I have to discipline the hookers myself, and clean up after the pony!

    Rolling a Kenworth T-600 without a midget? I lost my senses. BTW, what is the penalty for operating an unlicensed dwarf?

  24. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Ten-Ten…

    :roflmao_wp:

    Rolling a Kenworth T-600 without a midget? I lost my senses. BTW, what is the penalty for operating an unlicensed dwarf?

    I think they shut you down at the chicken coop for 24 hours (I know a shut down is usually 10-12 hours, but they have to make sure they have time for some debauchery with your hookers and pony) and cite you for for operating a waste dump in a sleeper…

    To avoid making it worse, I’d suggest you make sure and give them the RIGHT log book… :wink_ee:

  25. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    That should have read, “…for 24 hours and impound your pony and hookers…”

  26. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Log book? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! My logs make me a revisionist historian!

  27. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    here is a really nice photo looking back towards the Bridge, and you can see the new one under construction, and the damaged overpass in the foreground. I am so freaking glad i live on the Peninsula.

    The driver, James Mosqueda, 51, of Woodland, was headed from a refinery in Benicia to a gas station near the Oakland Airport when the accident occurred, according to the California Highway Patrol.

    he’s got “Mosque” in his name? Dayum! Kind of a blend of “Mosque” and “Al Queda” weird, maaaan.

  28. p51driver Comment by p51driver

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    not only was Carl Rove behind this dasterly deed but that tanker was really loaded with chemical weapons not gasoline!! Moonbats Unite!!!!

  29. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    As you can clearly see from this footage I made with action figures, toy cars and the Cheeto crust from my navel, this pizza-grease smear on the lens here is -obviously- a cruise missile.

    This clearly provides evidence than Karl Rove, The Illuminati, The Egyptian Rite Order of Freemasons and Howard the Duck have all conspired to deceive the Amerikan Sheeple into war with The Peoples Republik of Kalifornia!

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    […] metallurgist Rosie O’Donnell says this could not have happened. Posted by Ian S. […]

  31. juandos Comment by juandos

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    We know this because that most wise of bloated, lesbian Moonbat vampires, Rosie O’Donut told us so. The debate is over on that issue. Never in history has fire melted steel, so this is obviously yet another black ops conspiracy against the American people concocted in the dark dungeons of the White House

    I know someone in the building demolition business and after asking him if he could give me a ballpark figure on how much dynamite his company would need if they were contracted to bring the twin towers down, his reply was, “3000 pounds” plus lots of sawing of many, many i-beams, some 800 to 1000 manhours worth of work…

    I sure wished someone would’ve asked Rosie ‘O Pig when all that work could’ve been accomplished…

  32. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    Actually, juandos, the conspiracy nuts already have that covered.

    They claim it was done over a 4-6 month period, a little at a time, and the explosives were just covered over under drywall and such.

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    I sure wished someone would’ve asked Rosie ‘O Pig when all that work could’ve been accomplished…

    I am shocked and saddend at this abuse of poor defensless pigs. What have they done to you, to deserve such abuse?

  34. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Heat exceeded 2,750 degrees and caused the steel beams holding up the interchange above to buckle. Bolts holding the structure together also melted, leading to the collapse, California Department of Transportation director Will Kempton said.

  35. LC John Wardle Comment by LC John Wardle

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    Clearly, this is the next step by the NWO to force the trucking industry on the Super-Sekrit North American Highway.

    For our safety.

    Look it up.

    It’s real……

    Like Rosie and Charlie Sheen say……..

  36. Foxman Comment by Foxman

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    Ok- Her eis the REAL story.

    VP Cheney was in LA to asassinate the driver. Rosie O’ Dumbass found out about it and just as the Veep was sqeezing off the shot from the drainage ditch, Rosie saves the day by flashing Cheney, who in turn gags and vomits thus misfiring and causing the shot to ignite Rosie’s gaseous emissions, tragically engulfing the truck and driver she was trying to save.

  37. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    A bit OT, but this IS a thread about Rosie O’Donut…

    It appears that the View hasn’t learned its lesson yet. They want to trade one potty mouth for another, it appears: (from Drudge link)

    “Roseanne Barr has emerged as the top contender to replace Rosie O’Donnell next year on “The View,” sources say.”

    I never ever watched The View, and I will continue to not watch it.

  38. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    It appears that the View hasn’t learned its lesson yet. They want to trade one potty mouth for another, it appears: (from Drudge link)

    “Roseanne Barr has emerged as the top contender to replace Rosie O’Donnell next year on “The View,” sources say.”

    They probably figured that with all the cash they already spent on that bariatric chair, it’d be a crying shame to let it go to waste.

  39. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    I never ever watched The View, and I will continue to not watch it.

    I tried to watch once just to see for myself what the whole program was about…made about ten minutes. It was definitely geared towards stay at home Mom’s that have just put the rugrat(s) down for a nap and want to hear other women (rich and successful and have nothing in common with them) bitch about life.