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First, it’s “Silky Pony”, then it’s “Pink Sapphire” and now, apparently, our VRWC Overlords have decided upon “Sweaty Pretzel.”

Are there any presidential candidates who inspire you? I talk to John Edwards more than I talk to anyone. He has said more things about the conditions we need to think about. He went to yoga with me. He did the whole class, an hour and a half. He sweated like crazy. He’s in good shape, but it was hard on him.

LC & IB Dean ends his post with this request:

Once again, I must put a call out to photo-shoppers who aspire for a fleeting moment of fame. You know what you have to do. One action photo of John Edwards doing yoga, please. I eagerly await your submissions.

As you wish, although it required no work on His Majesty’s part, since all we had to do was to dig out a photo of Silky Pony Sweaty Pretzel from our archives:

You’re welcome, Dean.

Our pleasure.

***UPDATE:***

And, in case you’re looking for original material, the LCs of the Empire are always ready to help (click for full size):

LC Jaybear’s suggestion:

…and here’s one from LC Gunsniper:

…and, of course, our Imperial Torturer, B.C.:

23 Responses to ““Sweaty Pretzel?””
  1. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Oh my lawd!

    :rollingeyes_wp:

  2. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    ahem…..without attribute, that particular photo could be virtually any elected official.

    Now if it had “I’m so pretty” embedded as a sound-track, it would lend some credibility.

    :lol_tb:

  3. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    :roflmao_wp:

  4. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I hold you accountable for me doing this photoshop of pretzelboy Emperor, you and the drugs I’m on to beat this bronchitis. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go lay down and look at the pretty colors.

  5. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    jaybear
    :lol_wp: :roflmao_wp: :clap_tb:

  6. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Okay, here’s my submission.

  7. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Oh damn, jaybear that’s killer!

    :lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_wp:

  8. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    (fumbles for jaw, retrieves from floor)

    jaybear!

    I’d snuck past your page before, but I just noticed you work with 3d Max?

    My man!
    ‘got any plugins?

  9. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Cheapshot,

    I teach 3DS Max, specifically for game applications and animations. I also used it for sim modeling and weapons effects when I worked for the military. I have to stay a level below what is currently the newest release as the college I teach at is slow to upgrade, so I’m still working with version 7….and as you know, there is a backward compatibility issue with Max.

    are you looking for anything specific?

    Oh yeah, Gunsniper?

    Oh damn, jaybear that’s killer!

    back at ya’ man…..ain’t this fun?

  10. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    The photoshopfu is strong in ya all!

  11. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Ain’t it hard to breathe in there? Look at all the pollution he must inhale, anal warming and all, such a hot, humid, dark environment smelling bad. It could cause brain damamge, you know….and considering who…..perhaps it has……

  12. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Jaybear & Gunsniper: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    :roflmao_wp:

    *Runs off to find appropriate Shoppin’ material*

  13. Skul Comment by Skul

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    Re: First photo in post. I don’t think any amount of Breck hairspray can hold up to that.
    I’m still trying to conjur up a visual of a Silky Pony Sweaty Pretzel. I get close, but my bowels lock up.

    I like Gunsnipers version. No offense JB.

  14. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Edwards '08

  15. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Grrr! I should be doing housework but I couldn’t resist. Here’s my meager offering.

    BC….you are one sick puppy…I like that in a man! :roflmao_wp:

  16. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Introducing: “Sweaty Pretzel”

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    […] Edwards went to Russell Simmons’ yoga class. You know the Photoshops are flying. Posted by Ian S. […]

  17. juandos Comment by juandos

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    So does that mean “Breck Girl” is no longer hip?

  18. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    :roflmao_wp: :cheese1_ee:

    Yumpin’ Yehosephat! Please, an alert next time, guys!

    That cuppa coffee was great until it spewed outa my nose. Gosh that stings!

    In addition to “I Feel Pretty” on the soundtrack, I would suggest “I’m Too Sexy for my Clothes.”

  19. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    HFS, I am laughing my ass off here.

    Anyone got any photoshops of Murtha-fcker doing the same thing? Or how about Rosie O’ Donnell? She’s got a big enough ass to cram her head up also.

  20. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Don’t you just want to break out the duct tape and wrapping paper, slap on some stamps and mail that tightly furled package to the middle of the North Atlantic?

    Of course filling out all the ORDM paperwork for massively compressed bullshit and toxic levels of haircare product is a pain, but I think it’s worth it.

  21. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Whoa…can’t those pics go below the fold or something? It’s either that or we need a couple of new posts to move them lower on the queue. There sitting right next to the recent comments and aren’t helping with hold breakfast down. :glurps_tb:

  22. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Behold, the original ASSHAT!!

  23. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Damn! Must be hard to wake up and smell the coffee with one’s head wedged so firmly up one’s poop chute!