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From North Carolina:

School gun brings $1M bond

A 17-year-old Swansboro High School student was in jail Friday on $1 million bond after being charged with having a weapon of mass destruction - an assault rifle - on the school’s campus.

We may be going out on a limb here, but we feel fairly certain that Saddam had more than just a modest amount of “assault rifles”, so it would seem that he DID, indeed, have WMDs.

At least according to the Idiotarians at The Wilmington Star.

22 Responses to “Great Moments in Liberal Hysteria and Rape of Language”
  1. Elijah Comment by Elijah

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    Hahaha!

    Contradictions of the moonbats are always hilarious. Just shows how loose the moral compass of these cowards is.

  2. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    And something comes up every week to rmind me why I got the hell out of NC. :lol_wp: :smoke_tb:

  3. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    *giggling like a school girl*

  4. Unregistered Comment by Drew458

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    Yeah, it sure seems silly. Brain dead even. But then federal law defines a WMD as a hand grenade or any moderately small amount of explosives - one pound I think? Maybe less. (remember that jihadi who was going to blow up a mall?So this wasn’t all that much of a stretch. On the other hand, by the legal definitions applicable right here in the the US of A, Saddam had WMDs by the millions.

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    …an AR-15 semiautomatic Colt assault rifle…

    No such thing as a semi-auto ‘assault rifle’. If it doesn’t have selective fire capability it isn’t an assault wea…

    Ah, fuck it! These morons calling an assault weapon a WMD couldn’t handle the distinction between semi and full auto. Jeeze!

  6. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Dumb fucks! One and all…a million bucks for bail. Yet let some illegal asshole kill somebody and they give him a ride home. Weapon of mass destruction, how about lefty wing behaviors, known for being suicidal, sicially detrimental, not to mention just plain stupid. I get a kick outta’ these fools…….. I’m sure that big bail would ahve made a hell of a lot of difference to Cho too. And as an afterthought, if that kid really wanted to use that weapon, I seriously doubt those education weenies could have taken it from him. Just a thought……..

  7. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    When a word reaches a point where it means anything, it means nothing.

    E.G: multimedia, dynamic, “Web 2.0,” “the rich,” racism, intolerant, “-phobia,” and fully half of the all phrases including the word American, such as American working class, American values, American dream, black Americans and African-Americans (which includes white Americans who are in favor with the ghetto but not black Americans who act professionally), etc.

    Ave atque vale to the term “Weapons of Mass Destruction.” We hardly knew ye.

  8. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    From the article;

    Kuerbitz was arrested after a homeowner who had already been burglarized twice confronted a man attempting to break into his Stella Road home, the sheriff’s office said. The homeowner, armed with a shotgun, began to question the man, who ran to a pickup truck and drove away.

    One weapon of mass destruction used for good.

    BTW; Onslow County is home to Marine Corps Base Camp LeJeune, home of the 2nd MarDiv, and I used to live in Swansboro. Down the road a little is Jacksonville, home to at least one Jody I would like to spend a few minutes alone with.

  9. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    Ok, I butchered that. Only the Latin was supposed to be italicized.

    [Gotcha covered, my friend.  -S.]

  10. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    If it wasn’t for movies, the morons wouldn’t know which was the “business end” of the rifle.

  11. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    Da Boss sez:

    We may be going out on a limb here, but we feel fairly certain that Saddam had more than just a modest amount of “assault rifles”, so it would seem that he DID, indeed, have WMDs.

    Does this mean I have permission to beat the tar outta the next “Bush Lied” retard I run into? Literally? or just with a cluebat?

    RH

  12. TheCount Comment by TheCount

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    A BB Gun is a Weapon of Mass Destruction to the average libtard like Sweaty Pretzel and Obama.

  13. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Sweaty Pretzel and Obama support the biggest WMD ever used in America, Roe vs. Wade.

  14. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    It was a cosmetically scary black rifle.

    Oh, Heavens! Look…it has a pistol grip, and a detachable magazine, and a flash suppressor. It’s AUTOMATICALLY an “assault rifle”. It’s going to attack someone. STOP IT!

    All that aside, that’s one stupid kid.

  15. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    We may be going out on a limb here, but we feel fairly certain that Saddam had more than just a modest amount of “assault rifles”, so it would seem that he DID, indeed, have WMDs.

    I will second you on beating up the next bastard who yells “Bush lied”

  16. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

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    crazy.

  17. juandos Comment by juandos

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    A deputy got Sheppard out of class Friday and took him to his car in the school parking lot, where a search revealed the assault rifle and four magazines loaded with a total of 120 rounds of .223 rifle ammunition, the release said

    Hmmm, did the cops call it an, “assault rifle” or was this how the Wilmington Star spun it?

    This is not a rhetorical question… I mean if the police can’t tell the difference they got more problems than a high school aged thief with a supposed assult rifle…

  18. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Wait a second

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    […] paper claims “assault rifles” are WMDs. Doesn’t that let President Bush off the hook? Posted by Ian S. […]

  19. Unregistered Comment by physicsgeek

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    Sire, I believe that you made a teensy mistake in your post. You called the paper The Wilmington Star. I grew up in NC and I believe that the paper is correctly known as The Wilmington Star and Sickle.

  20. Unregistered Comment by Chairborne Ranger

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    Wow… I can now claim to own WMDs. What number do I call to tell Hans Blix to go screw himself and laugh at the angry worded UN letters that come after that.

  21. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Sire, I believe that you made a teensy mistake in your post. You called the paper The Wilmington Star. I grew up in NC and I believe that the paper is correctly known as The Wilmington Star and Sickle.

    :lol_wp:

    Good one, and all too appropriate for about 98% of our so-called “unbiased” media.

  22. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Interestingly, if you read the actual article, (and not the hysterical headline/opening paragraph), it’s a 1M bond for possession of a stolen gun…

    A horse of an entirely different hue, but, of course, that would require you know, attention to the facts of the matter, and we know that is far beyond the capabilities of the average journalism school graduate…