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…For The Children™, we suppose (Link thanks to LC James, Imperial Mercenary):

HAVING large families should be frowned upon as an environmental misdemeanour in the same way as frequent long-haul flights, driving a big car and failing to reuse plastic bags, says a report to be published today by a green think tank.

Did you feel a disturbance in the Force, a tremor as if the very fabric of time and space was being pounded with planet-sized jackhammers? Let that be a lesson to you all about the dangers of using Fujita-6 Class Oxymorons like “green think tank.”

The paper by the Optimum Population Trust will say that if couples had two children instead of three they could cut their family’s carbon dioxide output by the equivalent of 620 return flights a year between London and New York.

To think that the Imperial Heirs are the equivalent, “carbon footprint”-wise of 2,480 transatlantic flights. It makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That’s almost as many flights as the Most Holy High Priest of Gorebecility, the Goreacle himself, makes in a whole week!

We’re proud to have done our bit to rape Mother Gaia, our only regret being that we have not yet done enough but, if we put our mind to it, we’re sure we can find a way to make her shudder in her torn panties at the merest thought of our return. Any good polar bear recipes? (Yes, we know that we have to stay away from the liver).

John Guillebaud, co-chairman of OPT and emeritus professor of family planning at University College London, said: “The effect on the planet of having one child less is an order of magnitude greater than all these other things we might do, such as switching off lights.

Which leaves eco-nuts with a bit of a dilemma, seeing as the single most effective means of birth control among Moonbats is to leave the lights on. But if the benefits of remaining without issue outweigh the benefits of darkness by that much, surely Mother Gaia won’t mind? As long as it’s a CFL bulb, of course.

“The greatest thing anyone in Britain could do to help the future of the planet would be to have one less child.”

Hey, come on, fwenchy, think outside the box, will you? Given that the life of a child is the equivalent of about 1,240 one way journeys across the Atlantic in all their kerosene-burning, Gaia-raping glory, and given that the average life span of a human is 75 years, give or take a couple, you could achieve the same positive effect on the ecosystem by bumping off two 37-year-olds. Like, say, two 37-year-old treehugging nutjobs.

Think of it as “infant carbon emissions offsets.”

Want a baby? Kill a couple of hippies and you’re cool with Mama Gaia. Not to mention that they’ll be ecstatic to sacrifice their lives for the Earth Mother AND the effect on the global economy will be negligible since they haven’t contributed to it since 1968.

The planet has a fever, and the solution is…

MORE DEAD HIPPIES!

In his latest comments, the academic says that when couples are planning a family they should be encouraged to think about the environmental consequences.

“The decision to have children should be seen as a very big one and one that should take the environment into account,” he added.

And by “environmental consequences”, we mean “full diaper smell.”

Professor Guillebaud says that, as a general guideline, couples should produce no more than two offspring.

Wonderful! Off to the turd world with you then, since pretty much all of the first world is not only at that level, but well below it.

Good luck convincing Habib, Ahmed and Mohammed that they should stop making babies.

The world’s population is expected to increase by 2.5 billion to 9.2 billion by 2050. Almost all the growth will take place in developing countries.

The population of developed nations is expected to remain unchanged and would have declined but for migration.

The British fertility rate is 1.7. The EU average is 1.5. Despite this, Professor Guillebaud says rich countries should be the most concerned about family size as their children have higher per capita carbon dioxide emissions.

So, directly after having said that “two is the limit”, he goes on to say that childlessness is primarily the responsibility of nations that have already gone below his limit. Why, that makes practically no sense at all. What a surprise.

Yes, what the world truly needs is yet more people living in mud huts, stripping forests for firewood and starving in the dark.

You first, fwenchy, you first.

31 Responses to ““Quit Having Children!””
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    When the third world stops, I’ll consider it.

  2. Unregistered Comment by Farmor

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    Not First - but second it allright too - check lige dine mails Skipper - jeg advarer dig bare for mig - ikke noge alvorligt - kun at jég kommer til USA :whatever_wp: :clap_tb: :drunk_tb: :roflmao_wp:

  3. Unregistered Comment by Les

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    I remember this drivel from the early seventies, then it was touted as saving quality of life here in the states and being good for the environment. What they meant was, they planned replacing the children we wouldn’t have (and more) with children and others from the third world (our population is aging, we need them). Then the cultural and ethic cleansing started. After all, according to the folks concerned, our culture, at least here in Texas, and in the South in general is bigoted, racist etc. while third world cultures are wonderful, warm, family-oriented and we should emulate them. They also make great subjects.
    We didn’t listen, had four children, got some bad looks in some churches and other settings, but I’m glad, as young as we were and ignorant in many ways, we weren’t snookered by the PC crowd back then.
    Les

  4. Andrew Ian Dodge Comment by Andrew Ian Dodge

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    Alright note to self…get working on rebelling against this crap right after wedding. Piss off an envirofascist…shag!

  5. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    “full diaper smell.”

    A baby’s diaper only starts to smell bad when they start eating solid food, or are on formula.

  6. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    We won’t have to stop anything. Sooner or later, the Earth will just kill us off on its own.

    Paul Watson of Sea Shepard writes that the only way we can save ourselves is to bring the world population under one billion people, and live in communities of less than 20,000.

    I don’t doubt for a minute that we will probably bring our population down to under one billion people sometime in the near future. Disease, war, and natural disasters will probably see to that. The first two are a certainty as population increases. The last is going to happen regardless of what we do.

  7. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Paul Watson of Sea Shepard writes that the only way we can save ourselves is to bring the world population under one billion people,

    Well Paul, be a real mensch and set the example with a strychnine margarita and take the rest of your misanthropic kind with you.

  8. ScottG Comment by ScottG

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    Well Paul, be a real mensch and set the example with a strychnine margarita and take the rest of your misanthropic kind with you.

    No no no no no, GS…that’s not what they mean. Their plans are for us to disappear, that way they can control the remaining population.

    The Ubers will have their modern conveniences: electricity, computers, cars, air travel and constant parties decrying the evil done to the planet by those who have thoughtfully made their way off of it - by being placed under it.

    The Unters will be living in a primitive world with only those conveniences deemed necessary to maintain a high enough production of those goods needed to keep the Ubers in clover. The rest of the population will be broken up into those modest city sized communities to do whatever needs to be done to keep civilization going: farm work, trash removal, maid service and the like.

    A billion people should be able to be controlled by an upper class/soldier class of around ten million. A garrison of 500 heavily armed enforcers should easily be able to put down any trouble in collectives of 20,000 disarmed, ill-educated worker bees.

    That’s their utopia…too bad for them it’ll never come true.

  9. James, Imperial Mercenary Comment by James, Imperial Mercenary

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    Wow…I see I’ve been granted LC status now.

    I haven’t had any kids yet, but when I do, I’d like more than 2.

    Uhh…*ahem*…single ladies, I’m 22, intelligent, handsome, and damn conservative.

  10. TheBoid Comment by TheBoid

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    I take it as a given that the only ones who will accept this proposition and have fewer children are liberals. So in the future those who have been multiplying and replenishing will outnumber the liberals who didn’t. I’m okay with that. Go for it liberals, stop having children! My kids will out vote your kids in the future!

  11. MasterGuns, Imperial Marine Comment by MasterGuns, Imperial Marine

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    I have one daughter. She and her husband have given me 6 grandchildren. As I refuse to get rid of my relatives, I suggest all libturds kill their offspring immediately. I however, to avoid their deaths, will be willing to take them all for proper education in the normal things a man teaches children…..self-sufficiency, responsibility, right and wrong……..normal things. Gaia will shit.

    Morons

    Semper Fi

  12. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Void, also if the libs cease reproducing, then there won’t be as many stupid children to futz with. That’ll free up some money for the coffers and for where it’s needed.

    The enviros are basically a bunch child-hating, selfish as fuck, comfort coveting, resource depleting, pieces of shit. I say have em hold their breathes til they’re all gone.

    Fucking hate liberals.

  13. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    As a 53 year old bachelor who did not do his part in maintaining the population of the free West, I ask all you Rotties to have as many children as possible to make up for my dereliction. From what I know of you all through your posts, we need as many of you as we can get.

    Les, you done good. I can’t imagine the retards who would denigrate you for having a good sized batch of kids.

    And for all of you who want to convert to Jooodaism, your contribution to our gene pool will be gratefully accepted (Sire, please note - some Viking DNA would be especially welcome).

  14. Unregistered Comment by Roger Glass

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    James -

    1. Go to match.com. Plenty of great girls who’d love having a guy who thinks matrimonially, rather than just seeing them as exercise equipment.

    2. Play rugby. The other guys’ wives and girlfriends will fix you up because they hate having around happy bachelors, as bad examples to the men they’ve managed to catch, kill, and gut.

  15. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    As a 53 year old bachelor who did not do his part in maintaining the population of the free West, I ask all you Rotties to have as many children as possible to make up for my dereliction.

    Roger…not to worry. This couple apparently hasn’t gotten the memo and have more than made up for your inaction. They’re also Eeeeevil Republicans…so I’m sure the Demtards are just having fits over this.

  16. Unregistered Comment by Les

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    Thank you, Mr. Glass. “Thus encouraged, he said” Of my four girls, one is a nurse, one a former teacher now a lawyer,one an accountant, one, by choice, a stay at home mom who has often helped out the rest. The lawyer has put off practice to go to Korea with her husband, who is in the Air Force, and raise their child. The oldest three as young teenagers were taught by the wonderful guys in the Army Marksmanship Unit to shoot the M1A and hit the target (not the black) at 600 yards, and so goes their politics. I am very proud of them. Six grandchildren and one on the way!

  17. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    All right, I need to hurry up and re-marry. If pissing off enviro-freaks is as simple as shagging, sign me up!!
    I am a healthy female, probably good for at least 4 or 5 kids :lol_wp:

  18. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    F*ck you with capital letters, Professor Frenchy.

    I’d have had 5 kids already if I had had a say.

    You’re better selling that snake oil science at the nearest mosque.

    Can’t guarantee you’ll come out alive, or at least without a fartwah on your knobby head.

  19. Elijah Comment by Elijah

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    Soon they’re going to tie in free speech with environmentalism. If you don’t speak you will reduce your carbon footprint… ffs.

  20. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    Only managed two kids here but, between them they came up with six Grandkids.

    And the line to hurt them runs through me.
    :guns_tb:

  21. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    environmental misdemeanour

    Anyone using that phrase and meaning it is obviously a fuckstick of the first water.

    And while I personally don’t intend to have kids (at least until the biological bombs planted in my wife go off and I’m dragged off to the baby mines) I think most of the folks I meet here should just start popping them out.

    If the Chinese have taught us anything it’s that numbers matter on the battlefield.

    And better yet, we already have all the guns!

  22. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Mrs. M, RE #15, my dad comes from a family of 18, my mom a family of 16. Catholics on a farm pre-tv, not much else to do I guess.

  23. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    We’re proud to have done our bit to rape Mother Gaia,

    Be sure and tell her to “…put some ice on that.”

  24. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Can’t guarantee you’ll come out alive, or at least without a fartwah on your knobby head.

    Nope. But what I can guarantee is that if he doesn’t come out alive, absolutely nobody will give a good shit.

    It’d be good to hear about at least one pisslamic beheading that didn’t make my blood pressure rise one iota.

  25. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    These overpopulation fear-mongering fuckwads need to peddle their stuff to the turd world, esp. the Muslim world; they’re the ones who are breeding like rabbits (and can’t afford their kids)!
    BTW, it is this overpopulation BS that has made me want to father as many kids as possible when I get married :P The left can die out, it will be us Right-Wing Death Beasts who will inherit the earth! :twisted_wp:

  26. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

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    Why is it they always recommend someone else take the suicide pill? They should listen to themselves and eat a bullet or some rat poison.

    Idiots.

  27. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Mrs. M, RE #15, my dad comes from a family of 18, my mom a family of 16. Catholics on a farm pre-tv, not much else to do I guess.

    Crunchie I grew up in the Rural South in a Southern Baptist family where you needed alot of kids to keep the farms going. My parents had 5 kids, and my Dad came from a family of 8 kids.

    It really steams me the way these farking Libtard tree huggers think they have the right to dictate how many children a family should have. If you have the love, the financial ability and the support…have as many as you want. People that put forth this type of Communist bullshit should be put on the list for eradication. It’s time they lead the way. If they are so damn concerned then they should be willing to be the first to stop pushing that evil CO2 around. Put up or STFU!

  28. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Too late. My wife just gave birth to my fourth son three weeks ago. But the evirowackos will be glad to kknow that I have already decided to quit if I haven’t sired a daughter by my twelfth child.

  29. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Uhh…*ahem*…single ladies, I’m 22, intelligent, handsome, and damn conservative.

    Where were you when my daughter was un-engaged?

  30. LC smaug6 Comment by LC smaug6

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    Chuck,

    Stay away from me I have three daughters already and we are planning for number 4. (For some reason we have an easy time getting pregnant.) I don’t give a crap what the gender is. I love the ones I have and couldn’t be happier! I wish I had 10.

  31. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Smaug6,
    I don’t care about their gender either. That is the joke that has come about from everyone asking about having so many kids these days. I will have as many as God sees fit to bless me with.