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…not that I have frequent scientific polls.

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83 Responses to “DJ’s Infrequent Unscientific Poll”
  1. ChefJeff Comment by ChefJeff

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    Who the hell at the Rott would vote for Cynthia McKinney??? G-d help us…

  2. ChefJeff Comment by ChefJeff

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    BTW - The RSS feed is working now.

  3. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Who the hell at the Rott would vote for Cynthia McKinney???

    A troll, it’s just an attention getting device……

  4. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Probably the same one who punched the terrorist’s ticket.

  5. ChefJeff Comment by ChefJeff

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    A troll, it’s just an attention getting device……

    I know but I get all “creeped out” just thinking about her……..what a wicked woman.

  6. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    A troll, it’s just an attention getting device……

    And I jumped on it like a fly on honey. :D

    I felt secure that more than enough of my fellow LCs would vote for Fred Thompson, and I was right.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Deckchair

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    Gore for Pres!

  8. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    #7 Comment by Deckchair (UNITED KINGDOM)

    Gore for Pres!

    Deckchair, If you’re that keen on the Goracle, maybe you should initiate a grass roots, write-in campaign to get him elected Prime Minister. He’d be perfect for the job. According to his bio, in addition to inventing the internet, he designed the Chunnel, Westminster Abbey and Stonehenge. I understand he’s also committed to reducing the dangerously high levels of methane present in the atmosphere around Cheddar - though his mere presence in the country might make the whole effort a wash at best.

  9. ScottG Comment by ScottG

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    Deej, Deej, Deej… it’s not “Fred Thompson,” it’s “Fred!”

    Fun Fred! Fact: Fred! can put out Car-Be-Ques with his manly stare.

  10. Unregistered Comment by Deckchair

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    Even better, Lizzy’s getting a long in the tooth.

    Gore for Queen!

  11. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Anybody else find it interesting that both Obama and McKinney get more votes among Rotties than McCain? :roflmao_wp:

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Geeze Chuck, you’re right! Damn, does make one ponder, doesn’t it? Well, nobody can say we’re predictable, unless yer’ talkin’ the military and guns……

  13. Unregistered Comment by tradewind

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    I call shenanigans… Al Gore’s on the ballot twice**
    **manbearpig.

  14. Unregistered Comment by tradewind

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    #9,
    Down here in TN, we held a statewide day of mourning when he quit the Senate.

  15. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    It’s gonna be a tough election for those of us who are staunchly pro-life. This from Drudge about Thompson:

    Thompson’s 1994 Issue Positions

    Link:

    http://tinyurl.com/ywmqcv

  16. Dick Comment by Dick

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    And just so you guys know, I was the one who wrote in Sanjaya’s name.
    You can throw shit at me now! :roflmao_wp:

  17. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    Dick Getting Sick :rollingeyes_wp:

  18. Unregistered Comment by tradewind

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    #15,
    I’m staunchly pro-life, but also staunchly pragmatist. Just give me a president who will put strict constitutionalist judges on the s/c, not try to social engineer, and roe will be exposed as the shoddy, no-basis-in-the-constitution law that it is, and will fall. Goes back to the states, and at least I know mine will do the right thing.The pragmatism part is that first, you have to get elected. To paraphrase,

    You can’t always get (all) you want…… but if you try sometimes, you can end up with what you need.

  19. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I voted (Mr) Big Dick, but Fred Thompson would be my second choice.

  20. Tom The Impaler Comment by Tom The Impaler

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    WHAT??! No Jenna Jameson/Ron Jeremy ticket?

  21. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Oh, and I would want Mr Dick’s or Fred Thompson’s running mate to be Joe Arpaio.

    :clap_tb:

  22. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    Sluggo? Ron White’s dog who ate and shat a golf glove whole? I guess I could vote for him. Better than Clinton(s) Part Deux.

  23. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I love Joe Arpaio! (and he has eye-talian heritage like yours truly)

  24. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    What? No John Fucking Kerry on the list? He hasn’t ruled it out, you know.
    Everyone else has though.
    :roflmao_wp:

  25. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    #10 Deckchair,

    If you’re looking for someone to run for Queen, that would be Barney “Dinosauer” Frank. :rolleyes_wp:
    Or perhaps Rudi - he’s been known to wear a killer dress in the New York City Gay Pride Day parade. :eek_wp:

  26. juandos Comment by juandos

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    The damn thing wouldn’t let me type in Dennis Kuncich’s name for some reason… :wink_wp:

  27. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    WHAT??! No Jenna Jameson/Ron Jeremy ticket?

    Hairy back with size 27 feet locked above the brush is NOT my idea of good government.

    We’ve had enough of the clintons.

  28. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    I can see the Moonbat blogger spin now: “Emperor Misha pulls less than 2% in a poll on his own site!” :doh_tb:

    Rest assured, I’d be happy to have His Vileness as Emperor, assuming Fred! doesn’t run. At least he’ll leave you alone most of the time.

    (OT: Speaking of which, the state of Connecticut is about to grant itself the power to enter your home at will, without a warrant, if you commit the horrid crime of sheltering homeless animals. Yes, really. Anyone know a better place to move to?)

  29. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I can see the Moonbat blogger spin now: “Emperor Misha pulls less than 2% in a poll on his own site!”

    It’s much better being Emperor.

  30. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Meaning, most emperors don’t give a damn about popularity contests.

  31. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    don’t give a damn about popularity contests.

    If they won’t understand, ‘better they fear.

  32. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I would have voted for Misha, but I don’t think he wants the demotion. Instead its Fred!

  33. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Hey, if I switch to a Chicago Democrat, can I vote twice?

  34. Unregistered Comment by Perpetual Student

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    Voted for Bill the Cat.

    This time, why not the worst?

  35. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Hey! I’m old enough for the job! Letters of Marque and Reprisal for everyone!

  36. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    why not the worst?

    Coz’ rosie was too busy arguing with the snakc machine to fill out the papers

  37. Unregistered Comment by elchonon

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    I vote kofi anan!

  38. TheCount Comment by TheCount

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    Who the Hell voted for Rosie O’Donut?

  39. Unregistered Comment by Sir George

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    I voted for the wonderment that is Mike Gravel. Anyboody who can make Dennis Kucinich look sane is somebody to be reckoned with - or something.

  40. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Hey, if I switch to a Chicago Democrat, can I vote twice?

    I thought you had to be dead?

  41. purple raider Comment by purple raider

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    I thought you had to be dead?

    In Chicago if you’re dead you are only allowed to vote once in each ward.

    Ask my father-in-law, who always rises from the grave every November.

  42. BrainFromArous Comment by BrainFromArous

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    Cthulhu.

  43. Tom The Impaler Comment by Tom The Impaler

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    BrainFromArous

    Cthulhu.

    How Could I have forgotten the old pin “CTHULU FOR PRESIDENT: This Time, Why Vote for the Lesser Evil?”

  44. Unregistered Comment by Fredrik

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    I too felt so confident that Fred would get at least 90% of the votes, so I though Ann Coulter might need some love :wub_tb: :tongue3_tb: :mrgreen_wp:

  45. Unregistered Comment by Fredrik

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    Typo,I meant 80% (Yeah, and I’m still wrong)

  46. JeepThang Comment by JeepThang

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    I still think a Fred!/Bruce Willis ticket would work.

  47. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    WHAT !!!!?????????

    NO JACK BAUER?????????????????

    NO MISHA ?????????????????????

    DJ you scroundrel, amend your ERROR !!!!!

  48. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    Hoghead - Misha’s there. As of me writing this comment, he has 27 votes. Too bad he’s not eligible.

    Regarding Chicago, dead voters can only vote Democrat, didn’t you know? And live voters can only vote for Republicans once, but they can vote for Democrats in as many precincts as they can get to on election day.

  49. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    Fred was polled in 1994 and said…………..* Under abortion: He checked the box for: “Abortions should be legal in all circumstances as long as the procedure is completed within the first trimester of the pregnancy.” He did, however, support a number of restrictions on abortion: requiring parental notification, allowing states to impose waiting periods, and eliminating all federal funding of abortion. Lastly, he said Congress should leave legislation on abortion to the states.

  50. LibraryGryffon Comment by LibraryGryffon

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    #28: Can you give me info on that bill? As a CT resident who occasionally takes in a stray cat (after which it is no longer stray), I’m interested.

  51. Mope, Imperial Gun Museum Operator Comment by Mope, Imperial Gun Museum Operator

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    Hey, if I switch to a Chicago Democrat, can I vote twice?

    If you are a Chicago anything, you get to vote as many times as you want. The poll watchers just assume you are a democrat. :cool1_tb: I know: I did! :thumbup_tb:

  52. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Now you’re all getting silly!

    Speaking of silly, I noticed one vote each for Bloomberg and Rosie O’Donut. Wha’s with that?? :roflmao_wp: :wacko_tb:

  53. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    #11 :lol_wp:#40 :doh_tb:The answers are, of course, of course.

  54. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Why did :doh_tb: not work? Deej! :help_tb:

  55. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Hilary / Rosie in ‘08!

    Finally, a governance of knee-jerk and loudmouthed Liberalism with a dash of pro-Evil Facism!

    All kidding aside….. I’m all for Thompson / The Nuge in ‘08 :)

  56. Unregistered Comment by mighty aphrodite

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    I’ve supported Fred since the early days of clinton. I was upset when he decided that the Senate was no longer the place for him to wage polite, BITING battle. Silly me! I should’ve known there was a bigger plan! Run Fred!
    :clap_tb:

    An aside - As much as I would love Gore to run, he couldn’t take the pay cut. How would he manage to purchase his carbon offsets on a reduced salary?? That said - can you imagine the fun of a Clinton/Obama ticket?

  57. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    If we could splice the DNA of Reagan and Churchill togeher, have that zygote implanted in Ann Coulter and have the child reared by Cheney and Thatcher, I’d vote for him.

  58. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Anyone know a better place to move to?

    Duke, I sold my house in New Britain and went as far south on I-95 as I could stand.

    (Just don’t let B.C. or Crunchie know that I told ya. They’ll both kick my ass.)

    “Another Freakin’ Yankee!?!?”

  59. maf2345 Comment by maf2345

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    I would love to see Thompson, but I would really love to see a Hilary v. Newt election

  60. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    If we could splice the DNA of Reagan and Churchill togeher, have that zygote implanted in Ann Coulter and have the child reared by Cheney and Thatcher, I’d vote for him.

    Me too, he would bring balance to the Force after all!

    Duke, I sold my house in New Britain and went as far south on I-95 as I could stand.

    (Just don’t let B.C. or Crunchie know that I told ya. They’ll both kick my ass.)

    “Another Freakin’ Yankee!?!?”

    Hell, I find myself wanting to scream that at damn near every New Yorker and Jersey Bennie who comes past my desk every weekend with their little reeking floppy-haired punk-ass mouthy little teens in their crappy little sports team. These are the parents who are too busy getting drunk in the lobby to bother noticing that twenty of their kids are playing grabass in one of the rooms, that is assuming the parents didn’t just send them up a case of beer to keep them quiet (happened my first weekend here, a N’Yorker was arguing with his kid about how many cases he and his 14-18yr old friends could have). It’s funny, every guest who makes my blood boil and who invites ‘orrible vengeance is from Kalifornia or The North.

    Come the New Secession, I’ll be joining the Tarheels from hereabouts. If they’ll have my English ass anyway.

  61. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    If they’ll have my English ass anyway.

    Can’t be any worse off than a Noo Yawker.

  62. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    Dammit Fred, quit teasing and run.

  63. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    If we could splice the DNA of Reagan and Churchill togeher, have that zygote implanted in Ann Coulter and have the child reared by Cheney and Thatcher, I’d vote for him.

    exactly

  64. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    If we could splice the DNA of Reagan and Churchill togeher, have that zygote implanted in Ann Coulter and have the child reared by Cheney and Thatcher, I’d vote for him.

    Uh, Cheney has a gay daughter, and one of RRs sons may be a fag. Just Ressurect Ol Ronaldus Maximus and skip the wait.Or Elect Misha.

  65. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Duke, I sold my house in New Britain and went as far south on I-95 as I could stand.

    (Just don’t let B.C. or Crunchie know that I told ya. They’ll both kick my ass.)

    “Another Freakin’ Yankee!?!?”

    Ten-ten, say it ain’t so! Naw, yer just joshing, because at the Fest I didn’t once hear you tell us how you did “it” up north. Yer just pulling my leg right?

    Oh well, yer still a redneck in my book,and a damned good one at that!

  66. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    If they’ll have my English ass anyway.

    It’ll be a fine addition to all the others!
    If the Tarheels don’t work out for ya, c’mon down to The Swamp n’ swat skeeters with some folks that apreciate ya!

  67. Unregistered Comment by suboptimal

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    Can’t trust this poll. At least two choices have already disappeared, one of which I voted for.

    I done been disenfranchised!

  68. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    NOTE: Getting very OT here…

    #50 - to LG: SB 1080 defined a ’shelter’ as any place that houses 5 or more non-owned animals. (That could be a mom and kittens, mind you.) Any ’shelter’ would have to apply for a license and pay a fee; then the state could come in any time they want and ‘inspect’ on a purely arbitrary basis.
    If they don’t like how you care for the critters (and remember there’s no standard of care to refer to for your defense) they can take the animals, and your own pets, charge you for their ‘care’ and charge you with animal abuse.
    And if you get ‘caught’ sheltering animals (which they wouldn’t know without busting in and checking, no warrant required) you could go to jail for running an unlicensed shelter.

    The bill went down in flames today. What’s unexplained is how it made it out of committee in the first place.

    To Ten-Ten: FWIW, I was born in Texas - which means I have to spell ‘Nacogdoches’ for the rest of my life. After a couple years the folks moved to Tennessee, which is where I learned to talk. Then a couple years later they drug us up to CT to live with a bunch of blue-ass Yankee Leftards. I ain’t been right since.

    (Maybe I should have taken the hint when the folks moved while I was at college and didn’t send me the new address…)

  69. Unregistered Comment by fanbladesaresharp

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    “Another Freakin’ Yankee!?!?”

    Well if you’re a west coast transplant like myself (WA) you just get called a “damn foreigner”.

    Yore pig pickin’s are yummy, but y’all need to learn how to properly cook salmon and make sushi. And I’m not explaining what a geoduck is any more. Go look it up.

  70. Unregistered Comment by Wadical

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    What…no Ted Nugent?

  71. starboardside Comment by starboardside

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    Rosie O’Donut? :roflmao_wp:

  72. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Fanbladesaresharp,

    The first time I saw a picture of a Geoduck, I never laughed so hard in all my life…I remember thinking…OMG…you know what that LOOKS like??

  73. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    If we could splice the DNA of Reagan and Churchill togeher, have that zygote implanted in Ann Coulter and have the child reared by Cheney and Thatcher, I’d vote for him.

    I would say something… but I am shocked.

  74. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Ya know, I can understand losing to Sanjaya and Manbearpig, but Obama? What the fuck?

  75. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    I voted fer ya Dick cause you were pissin and moaning about being beaten by Barack, I really wanted to vote for Eric Cartman ” screw you guys i’m goin home” But he wasn’t on the ticket.

  76. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    Nugent will be the next Secretary of the Interior.

    And Rosie will head the Army Corps of Engineers.

  77. Dick Comment by Dick

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    And Rosie will head the Army Corps of Engineers.

    WTF? Are we gonna use her fatass the next time the levy’s bust in New Orleans? No way a chopper can lift that much weight at once.

  78. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    fanbladesaresharp

    properly cook salmon and make sushi. And I’m not explaining what a geoduck is any more. Go look it up.

    Oohh, we have every intention of exploring the northwest, and tasty thangs beyond.
    ‘Just ‘happens the reddest things in the waters here’bouts aint really red.
    The deer are dwarfed by Dobermans, but I can’t think of anyone who ever froze in the water.
    ‘Got some recipe’s for when we go. ‘Reckon I’ll be bringing my own coconuts.
    Ah, fresh squeezed geoduck!

  79. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Ah, fresh squeezed geoduck!

    Heh.

  80. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Y’mean that’s not an udder?

  81. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Y’mean that’s not an udder?

    I don’t think so, but you might ask Rosie on her blog. I hear she’s a big geoduck fan. She must like them real fresh ‘cuz she has them flown to her in live. Maybe she uses them in conjunction with her trapeze act in some way.

  82. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Bivalve abuse,,shudder..

  83. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    I was making a sly reference to Rosie’s expertise on structural integrity.