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Dang it and I’ve been sniffin’ and surfin’ all day for some post-worthy. Brother M- Imperial Tobacconist over at the Cigar Intelligence Agency gets on the awards scoreboard with this little gem of skull-crushing, insanely stoopid.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all……..Man shoots self without a gun

I move we immediately introduce legislation to ban vises and hammers. Those things can be dangerous you know.

:roflmao_wp:

35 Responses to “Newest 2007 Darwin Award Nominee #2378”
  1. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Unfortunately, he didn’t succeed in chlorinating his particular mutation of The Stoopid Gene™ from the Human Semen Pool™. (So no Darwin Award® for him.) Looks like he’ll just have to stand in the shallow end and watch the other kids play. (Those NOT wearing the helmets and drool cups.)

  2. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    Of course, if he’d lived here in Lousyanna, first he’d have said “Hey Bubba…hold my beer, and watch this!

  3. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    “Hey Bubba…hold my beer, and watch this!“

    Oh hell yeah and we’d have You-Tube video to watch it in living stoopid.

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Tisk, tisk, another idiot failing to remove himself from the shallow end of the gene pool.

    Just how damn imortal STUPID is this silly bastich? Shoots himself while trying to lose money on rifle brass. Too damn dumb to even fuck up right.

    Must be a librul . . .

    :rollingeyes_wp:

  5. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Umm, was that a high-capacity unsuppressed multi-caliber military assault style benchvise?
    ‘Don’t think they’re legal in Canada anymore.
    Mine has a bayonette lug, y’know, for the weekends.

  6. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Dude was a real contender, good plan, all went well, until he survived,, lost all the points on the follow-through.

    The good part is he can always try again.

  7. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    ‘Just mentioned this to a local buddy.
    There’s one Redneck ’round here impressed by the marksmanship, guy bein’ a New Yarker n’ all.

  8. Wishbone Comment by Wishbone

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    Good grief. I thought I was cynical to the point where nothing really surprised me any more, but I’ve had a right old giggle at this one.

  9. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Wishbone, never underestimate the power of Human Stupidity . . .

  10. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Hmmm…maybe we could use this to our advantage…

    If we could get the MSM to run with this to convince the Gun Grabbers that this is the best way to get rid of all our ammo….

    Needs some fleshing out, but it has possibilities.

  11. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    As I mentioned, stoopid should be expensive. Back during my military days, I related an incident where a twenty millimeter gun was strapped to a bench to await repairs. Some assholes started fucking with it. The gun fired, one round going straight through the head of a sailor sitting twenty feet, shall we say, downrange? At the other end of the bench. Yes, he died. Aformentioned fools drew a special court for destroying government property.

  12. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    LC Jackboot has added this to his Dogpile for tonight’s Tuesday Truth broadcast at http://www.radiocia.com 7pm-10pm Central time.

  13. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Keep an eye out for legislation banning vises capable of holding more than ten rounds at a time.

  14. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    Keep an eye out for legislation banning vises capable of holding more than ten rounds at a time.

    Not to mention those scary black hammers with flash suppressors.

  15. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Dude was a real contender, good plan, all went well, until he survived,

    :roflmao_wp:

  16. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Pity he didn’t use an HEDP round for a MK19, he’d have succeeded in self-removal from the gene pool! This is clear evidence that the human gene pool is in serious need of a heavy dose of chlorine, as well as a lifeguard! (MK19= fully automatic, belt-fed 40mm grenade launcher, HEDP: High Explosive, Dual Purpose round) :flush_tb: :mrgreen_wp::lol_wp: :roflmao_wp:

  17. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    I’ll bet he had one of those Stanley assault hammers.

  18. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    For whatever reason this brings to mind a line from Bro. Dave Gardner…

    “I’ll make you sing like a brand new ten penny finishing nail hit by a greasy Ball Peen Hammer”

    Wonder what octave he reached? :roflmao_wp:

  19. LC Stargazer Comment by LC Stargazer

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    Speaking of banning guns, a stack of Demonrat congresscritters have proposed another piece of garbage - this one to ‘ban all handguns capable of firing a round that can penetrate police vests’. H.R. 1784 - time for us all to rattle their cages again, I think.

  20. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Here’s your sign. :rollingeyes_wp:

  21. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    Cheapshot asks:

    Umm, was that a high-capacity unsuppressed multi-caliber military assault style benchvise?

    No, but I think in had one of those scary barrel sleeves in place that has to be outlawed although all the morons in DC have no idea what it actually is…

  22. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    Perhaps legislators can figure out a way to ban stupidity. They seem to think they have the power to solve any and all problems.

    J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  23. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Perhaps legislators can figure out a way to ban stupidity. They seem to think they have the power to solve any and all problems.

    If they do that, they’d have to purge their own ranks first so we know -that- isn’t going to happen any time soon.

    As for the genius with the hammer, someone mail him a big box of .50 cal rounds, quick!

  24. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    I am soooo thanking my lucky stars this fruitloop didn’t anywhere near me.

    Or have a Massachusetts driver’s license.

  25. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    :roflmao_wp: Sounds like something my dad did when he was a kid (he was probably about 9 or 10). He still has the scar on his left forearm to proof it. One good thing came out of it, it made my Aunt Virginia (one of his older sisters) want to become a nurse, which she was.

  26. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    I wish folks wouldn’t make such a hooplah over this. Next we know the Kennedys/Schumers/Clintons (Hilldo & Billdo) will be proposing a whole set of laws restricting the sale of vises. Us poor bastards will have to lug these things down to the local Cop-Shop to have them registered. Then there will be mandatory size limits, and capacities. Sexy looking vises will be considered of the assault variety and banned accordingly! Then we’ll be required to apply for Concealed Vise Permits! What’s next, hammer and anvil permits?

  27. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Think they’ll send out The Vise Squad™ to investigate?

    :doh_tb:

  28. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Also, I think this qualifies as a perfect example of the term:
    “Dumb as a sack of hammers (and vises).” )

    :dunce_tb:

  29. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Next we know the Kennedys/Schumers/Clintons (Hilldo & Billdo)

    I doubt that, between the Kennedy Klan and the Klintoon Klan they pretty much have a monopoly on the vice market. I know Chuck-The-Schmuck is in there, but somebody has to carry the ceegars.

  30. Unregistered Comment by RVman

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    You know what they say… if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail…

  31. Skul Comment by Skul

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    Come to think of it, a semi-auto assualt vice with pistol grip, folding bench and hammer lug, sounds mighty good. Heh

  32. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, Master of Parody Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, Master of Parody

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    Skul

    a semi-auto assualt vice with pistol grip, folding bench and hammer lug,

    You left out “externally powered, with at least a one thousand piece belt feed” there, bud… :roflmao_wp:

  33. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Must be a librul . .

    Bwahahaha, exactly what I was thinking.

  34. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Belt fed Gatling vise with an assault hammer.

    With night vision goggles, of course.

  35. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    VISES AND HAMMERS DON’T HURT OR KILL PEOPLE, IDIOTS WITH TOOLS HURT THEMSELVES! :roadrage_wp: On the other side, When Hammers and vises are outlawed, only outlaws will have hammers and vises. :flush_tb: :roflmao_wp: :rollingeyes_wp: :whatever_wp: