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Posted by: B.C., Imperial Torturer™ in Buh-bye Asshole, Deserving Death, Idiotarians, Lefty America-Haters, Traitors8:33 AM
SEATTLE (AP) — A
mantwo-legged pussy who tried to position himself as a leader of the anti-war movement by claiming to have participated in war crimes while serving in Iraq is facing federal charges of falsifying his record.Jesse Adam Macbeth, 23, formerly of Phoenix, garnered attention on blogs and in some alternative media after he began claiming in 2005 to have been awarded a Purple Heart for his service, which he said included slaughtering innocents in a Fallujah mosque. His story was contradicted by his discharge form, showing that he was kicked out of the Army after six weeks at Fort Benning, Ga., in 2003 because of his “entry level performance and conduct.”
A complaint unsealed Friday in U.S. District Court in Seattle charged him with one count of using or possessing a forged or altered military discharge certificate, and one count of making false statements in seeking benefits from the Veterans Administration.
There should also be charges of “sedition & treason”, as well as “giving aid and comfort to the enemy during a time of war”, but those others will, we suppose, work as a jumping-off point. There’s always time to file additional charges once Jesse’s the lead meatbone player in the prison bitch band.
Macbeth’s public defender, Jay Stansell, declined to comment.
He was too busy looking for a rusty butterknife with which to slit his wrists after learning that he’d be defending this low-life, cock-swallowing traitor in a open & shut case, no doubt.
Organizations that opposed the war, including Iraq Veterans Against the War, posted videos or statements containing Macbeth’s claims on their Web sites. In one videotaped interview, a skinny, stuttering Macbeth, dressed in a camouflage jacket, described slaughtering hundreds of people in a mosque: “We would burn their bodies … hang their bodies from the rafters in the mosque,” he said.
Iraq Veterans Against the War and other organizations removed the claims after learning they were false.
“He approached us in early 2006, posing as a war veteran. He seemed very emotionally distressed about his experiences,” said Amadee Braxton, a spokeswoman for Iraq Veterans Against the War, based in Philadelphia.
And you fucking cowardly, seditious traitors were just too overjoyed at having this lying sack of shit telling his entirely made-up stories of supposed American military atrocities, that you couldn’t bothered with the little details like VERIFYING THAT HE’D ACTUALLY BEEN ANY FARTHER THAN THE LATRINE AT BOOTCAMP BEFORE HAVING HIS SORRY ASS KICKED OUT, could you?
It’s just a damned shame that the acts of treason & sedition don’t carry the consequences they did when politicians actually wore testicles between their legs.
F.E.T.E.
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Hey B.C. - Stop giving pussies a bad name! :nono_tb: :annoyed_tb:
May 19th, 2007 at 8:43 AMUsing
Cheryl, you KNOW I wasn’t talking about THOSE pussies. I absolutely ADORE & ADMIRE the kind you’re talking about and are in possession of.
:jittery_tb: :undecided_tb: :tongue1_tb:
May 19th, 2007 at 8:52 AMUsing
I love the wannabe’s and pretend badasses.
May 19th, 2007 at 9:43 AMThey crack me up.
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I just love seeing phonies publicly unmasked!
Sentence that gobbet of crap to life in front of a firing squad.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:08 AMUsing
[…] means “your tax money.” Here’s Misha: There should also be charges of “sedition & treason”, as well as “giving aid and comfort […]
May 19th, 2007 at 10:12 AMUsing
Oops, I should pay attention to who actually wrote the post before I link to it.
Correction has been made…sort of.
Anyway, great post. Like your previous commenters, I agree, I can’t stand a military faker. Lying bastard!
May 19th, 2007 at 10:27 AMUsing
And I fucking give up on EVER getting an avatar…fatal error my fucking ass!
May 19th, 2007 at 10:32 AMIt won’t even let me try to upload anything.
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Heh. This POS probably single handedly did more damage to the seditious anti-American cock socks of the IVAW than anything we could have thought up.
They’ve been rendered irrelevant because of their embracement of this little lying shithead.
Now if we could just get Stretch Pelosi to give him a civic award we’d be gettin somewhere.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:39 AMUsing
It’s quite alright, Brian. It’s sort of a badge of honor for us minions to have our meager scribblings mistaken for His Imperial Vindictiveness’.
Oh, one more thing… Give it a day or two before you try uploading your avatar. DJ’s working on the cogs & gears in the background and the newest upgrade has almost as many bugs hidden deep inside it as Rosie’s fetid nether regions. Be patient, my friend.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:44 AMUsing
A harmful, cowardly delusional who aided our enemies with his uneducated ‘waaaaaaaa!Iwannabearanger!’ fabrications and malicious slander. But at least now I have an inkling why. Never did like a Scottish name being drug down the toilet like that with him.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:45 AMUsing
Darn. I messed up the link again. Second attempt:
http://www.sweetness-light.com/archive/jesse-adam-macbeth-was-born-jesse-adam-al-zaid
May 19th, 2007 at 10:46 AMUsing
This is that skinny looking bitch boy who was claiming to be an Army Ranger and all it took was one look to know that this pansy ass couldn’t make it through one day of Ranger School.
I say turn his ass loose (without the KY) in the middle of Fort Bragg and walk away. There won’t even be a grease spot left of this little shit.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:54 AMUsing
*In his best Church Lady voice (Dana Carvey’s SNL character for those who don’t know.)* “Well, now, ain’t that just special?”
That just put a whole new twist on the entire story. I hadn’t seen that little tidbit. Great find, Beth.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:57 AMUsing
As I asked in a post on CIA the other day, what ever happened to RESEARCH? Even one seems to accept anything coming from the left or against the military and the war as absolute fact WITHOUT taking any time or effort to make sure it’s true.
Nah, bring his little pussy ass down here, turn him loose out near the Ranger Camp on Eglin. Not only are the bugs (and instructors) worse, it’s getting hot. And there are always those pesky snakes and gators hanging around…
May 19th, 2007 at 10:58 AMUsing
Jesse is a shining example of a wannabe. Couldn’t execute a left oblique, make his rack or figure out the proper way to wear an Army beret but fooled a bunch of anti-American fucksticks that couldn’t wait to believe his lies.
May 19th, 2007 at 11:04 AMUsing
I just knew you could come up with a better idea there J. It would be more fun to see which gets to him first, the Rangers or the gators, although I’m sure the gators might be outnumbered and outgunned.
May 19th, 2007 at 11:39 AMUsing
Beth: Good catch! That should let some of the wind out of the sails of the pro-coward movement!
Mrs. M, I couldn’t even watch the whole video, I was laughing too hard! This little skinny coward who can’t even LOOK like a sojer managed to fool all of those people? I’ve had the pleasure and Honor of knowing several Rangers. This little turd can’t even pass for a wannabe.
Bwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha!
May 19th, 2007 at 1:21 PMUsing
Zackly Right Bro’-
J-School of today has been remodeled into a clone of the journalistic equ of Pravda, Izvestia and every other socialist “media” outlet.
Who, What, Where, When, How and Why are totally supplanted by “Does this story fit our agenda?” If that answer is yes, they’ll ‘adjust’ the 5-Ws and H, to have it work.
Their fatal error is in still thinking they have domination over the information stream and have continued to believe that by marginalizing the alternative media. True to liberal form, they believe you can wish reality into any fashion you want. The Dead Stream Media and useful idiots that live symbiotically with them (like IVAW) consequently have no worries or cares running with a story like this one.
It’s not information, it’s entertainment for a carefully targeted group. The modern “Bread and Circuses”. Didn’t work out well for the Roman Empire then, but journalists don’t study history either.
What a nice gift for the left, huh? It’s our turn to throw rocks at your patchouli swilling, socialists asses now.
Enjoy beeyatches.
May 19th, 2007 at 1:50 PMUsing
Jesse al Zaid is John Kerry lite.
May 19th, 2007 at 2:38 PMUsing
“We bought it, we own it.”
Wear it well, fucknuggets.
May 19th, 2007 at 3:24 PMUsing
I’ve said this before: “The first word found in LIbEral is lie!”
May 19th, 2007 at 4:36 PMWhat do folks expect out of that side of the make-believe realm.
As far as this POS pussy imposter, he wants to act like a soldier, prosecute his ass under the UCMJ and off to Leavenworth for years of hard labor.
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Well put, Wil…very well put…..I’m laughin’ my ass off, noting their stony silence……
May 19th, 2007 at 4:47 PMUsing
Thanks for the Youtube link, Mrs. M. Yee-gods, it’s worse than I could have imagined. Couldn’t even watch all 10 excruciating minutes of it. That blubbering faggot! Did anyone notice that this atrocity was favorited 43 times? Probably by Cindy Sheeet-can and her fan club. He should be turned loose in the middle of Falujah. Muzzies would have field day taking turns with this lying, simpering sack of crap.
May 19th, 2007 at 4:54 PMUsing
Totally OT but at 12 pm today I was sworn to defend the USA from enemies foreign and domestic… Thus demolishing the leftards’ beloved bromide about how everyone who joins the military is poor, stupid, mislead and uneducated. Eat crow, leftards–YET AGAIN! Maybe your little fast-food-slinging comrade Jesse McBitch can serve you some hot sauce with that.
May 19th, 2007 at 5:26 PMMullahs, hold on to your towels. Commies, hold on to your red diapers.
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YAY, PRINCESS! WAY TO GO!
Where ya off to fer basic and such? Oh, and the other little details, like Army, Squids, Gyrenes, Wignuts, WHAT?
May 19th, 2007 at 5:46 PMUsing
Hoo-ah, Natasha! Which service? Which specialty?
Oh, and LC Wil? What’s a “wignut”? Is that a member of the Army Air Corps, I mean, the US Air Farce, I mean Force? Damn, this Army snark training is hard to overcome.
May 19th, 2007 at 7:06 PMUsing
Congrats, N@!!!!!!!!!
May 19th, 2007 at 7:06 PMUsing
Damn, twice in one day - WINGNUT. Teach me to try to type and cook at the same time.
May 19th, 2007 at 7:13 PMA member of the Army’s Flight Service.
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I am going to Basic on June 27, to South Carolina. I am in the Army National Guard. I have enough college credit to go to OCS pretty much as soon as I am done with basic. Ideally, I want to fly a helicopter.
May 19th, 2007 at 7:13 PMUsing
Kewl! They are BUNCHES of fun to fly. One of my brothers-in-law is an instructor at Rucker (Blackhawks). Pay attention to the instructors, and they will take care of you.
May an Angel be by your side, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
May 19th, 2007 at 7:22 PMUsing
Thank you! I am really excited about this. Finally, a job that will not bore me to tears! One more cool thing–I get to finish school before I get sent anywhere . I think I should have made this decision a long time ago.
May 19th, 2007 at 7:34 PMUsing
God bless you Princess…and may He protect you. Thank you, for it is within people such as yourself where our greatest hope lies. Having personally known oppression you have an inside straight on most folks…educate them. And may your flights be joyful and your aim true. Meaning send a Hellfire up their asses……
May 19th, 2007 at 7:48 PMUsing
Muahahahahaha! Hellfire up a Hajis ass! That would be schweet! The coolest thing was… when I was taking my vision test, I had to remove my glasses… A bloody miracle: I scored 20/20. I can fuckin’ FLY!!!!!!!!!!! (I hope)
May 19th, 2007 at 7:56 PMUsing
Nat,
Let you a message on the Bark.
Fort Jackson is about 93 miles from where I live…how long will you be there?
May 19th, 2007 at 7:58 PMUsing
I sit still thinking and remembering….knowing one of our own is once again stepping forth to defend her people and homeland. For some reason I am really touched. Last week I was asked to go to Marks Elementary School here in town, a block from my house. For you see, Dos Palos is erecting a memorial by the flog on the school grounds, the name of every vet to be inscribed in the stone. Our schools honor our veterans and war dead. But I showed up, with my honorable in hand along with a DD214……..and somehow, even thought money is tight, coughed up forty bucks to help. I looked at the kids as I left….so many have paid so much to give you what you have.. More importantly though, these names, including Natasha, need to be inscribed on our hearts and souls……
May 19th, 2007 at 7:59 PMUsing
Nat!! You go Girl! We’re proud of you! Just remember to release that inner Rott and kick some ass!
May 19th, 2007 at 8:01 PMUsing
Lady Heather, I will be there for 9 weeks.
May 19th, 2007 at 8:22 PMUsing
I just hope nothing stupid happens, like me breaking my leg or getting into a wreck. I guess I have to lay off those exhilarating 150 mph motorcycle rides.
May 19th, 2007 at 8:25 PMUsing
RIGHT ON, NAT!!! GO, BABY, GO!! As to the subject, I was regular Army ‘91 - ‘94, and I finished that tour as part of the 36th Enginneer Group (Combat) on Ft. Benning Ga.’s South Main Post. Across the street from our unit was “Rangerville”, Home to 75th Ranger Regiment HQ, as well as 3rd BN, 75th Ranger Regiment. When an infantry “Joe graduates boot camp & AIT (Advanced Individual Training), he then finishes Airborne School, and then he goes through RIP (Ranger Indoctrination Program), where they put said “Joe” through all kinds of things for another 3 weeks. It weeds out a lot of the posers and wannabes. Not only did the little prissyassed poser FAIL before even graduating boot camp, the little jailhouse bitch poser candyass oughtta face charges of impersonating a soldier, punishable under the UCMJ!
May 19th, 2007 at 8:38 PMSeeing him instantly embraced by the myrmidons on the left really makes me laugh! Those brainless shits make me laugh!! Hey, Nat, once you’re in AIT at Ft. Rucker, you’ll only be about an hours’ drive from where I live! My unit did Feb and April drill there!
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Outstanding, Natashka!
I pity our enemies. Pity them while I get the warm and fuzzies thinking about the shit they’re about to catch. They have NO IDEA!
Brava!
May 19th, 2007 at 9:19 PMUsing
Very cool. Good Luck!
May 19th, 2007 at 9:32 PMUsing
Okay, I am still learning how to use this thing!
[Fixed, but not before I took a screenshot. What’s that you were saying to me a couple weeks ago about “blackmail”…?
-S.)
May 19th, 2007 at 9:33 PMUsing
God speed and Good hunting, your Royal Highness.
*bows, throws out back*
May 19th, 2007 at 9:59 PMUsing
…or would “Velikaya Kniaginya” be the proper title?
May 19th, 2007 at 10:29 PMUsing
That is the proper title. And Hajis better say their prayers and shag their goats now. Because those goats are gonna be shagging THEM in hell pretty soon.
May 19th, 2007 at 10:45 PMUsing
Major Sweetness, N@!
You will do The Rott proud.
May 19th, 2007 at 11:38 PMUsing
Can somebody clarify precisely what this is for my confused and tired brain???
May 19th, 2007 at 11:41 PMUsing
Natasha: Please let us have your address when you’re deployed (if you can). I can’t do much to support the effort except send care packages, but send them I will!
May 20th, 2007 at 1:38 AMUsing
They are not deploying me until I am done with school–unless shit really hits the fan. Either way, I will be in touch. You guys were my inspiration, and still are. I just cannot believe I made it. I just hope I can kick it through boot camp. I am in great shape, and because of my test score I am having my royal ass kissed for now….
May 20th, 2007 at 3:29 AMUsing
Princess-
Fort Jackson? In June? I pity ye.
Whats your initial MOS gonna be? Did you put in for WOFT directly?
May 20th, 2007 at 3:32 AMUsing
Natasha, congrats! You’ll do fine. Basic is not as hard as you think. You’ll have a great time. Just listen to your instructors and do your best. I’m currently Army National Guard deployed to Kosovo for a year. Ft. Jackson in the summer sucks. I went in August back in 1994. Hang in there. You’ll make it just fine.
Nicki
May 20th, 2007 at 5:34 AMUsing
Well, Nat, Jackson in June ain’t gonna be any say at the beach, but you’ll do fine. And when you get choppers, drop me a line. I’m close to Rucker and can help ya out with the area or anything else you might need. Take it from an old retired Air Force type, listen to the instructors, do what they tell you no matter how inane, then find a good Senior NCO in your first unit to teach you how to take care of the troops and, most importantly, stay alive.
Hooaah!
May 20th, 2007 at 5:52 AMUsing
Thank you for your advice and encouragement, everyone. I really appreciate the support. I hope and pray I do well.
May 20th, 2007 at 7:57 PMUsing
We had this asshat tagged last year…but the hits just keep on comin’!!!
Here…
RLTW
May 21st, 2007 at 9:44 AMUsing