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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » “Most Ethical Congress Ever!” Update
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And now, courtesy of Hot Air, we bring you yet another update on the Dem Cong Congress that, according to House Commie Lugosi, was to end, once and for all, the unethical “Republican Culture of Corruption.”

Murtha is a 35-year House veteran who leads the House Appropriations subcommittee on military spending. He is known for a fondness for earmarks — carefully targeted spending items placed in appropriations bills to benefit a specific lawmaker or favored constituent group.

Also known as “pork” or “vote-buying schemes”, which really isn’t a surprise since we’re talking about the un-indicted Abscam co-conspirator, Jack Murthafucker.

During a series of House votes Thursday, Murtha walked to the GOP side to confront Rogers, a former FBI agent. This month, Rogers had tried unsuccessfully to strike from an intelligence spending bill an item that would restore $23 million for the National Drug Intelligence Center, a facility in Murtha’s Pennsylvania district.

According to Rogers’ account, which Murtha did not dispute, the Democrat angrily told Rogers he should never seek earmarks of his own because “you’re not going to get any, now or forever.”

“This was clearly designed to try to intimidate me,” Rogers told The Associated Press on Friday. “He said it loud enough for other people to hear.”

House rules prohibit lawmakers from placing conditions on earmarks or targeted tax benefits that are based on another member’s votes.

Silly journalist, rules are for Republicans to follow. The Most Ethical Congress EVER!™ doesn’t have to play by them, and most certainly not Mistress Lugosi’s pet, Jack Murthafucker.

“I wasn’t there” for the confrontation, Pelosi said.

And she apparently can’t read either. Unless it’s written in Arabic by her soulmate, the pencilnecked pigmolester of Damascus, Bandar Assad.

“I do know that the Republicans caused quite a stir that was unjustified on the floor of the House, and I’m sure things were said on both sides.”

“The Evil Rethuglicans STARTED it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!”

At least the maturity of her “arguments” is every bit as impressive as her ethics and statesmanship.

She added, “I don’t know that there was going to be a resolution. There was rumor that that might be the form it would take, but we’ll deal with it if that’s what comes forward. But I think Mr. Murtha’s reputation for bipartisanship will hold him in good stead.”

That would be the same stellar reputation and belovedness among his peers that made him lose, in a landslide, the vote for majority leader to Steny Hoyer in spite of Mistress Lugosi’s personal endorsement?

Oh yes, he’s positively adored by the House.

Speaking of Dem Cong “ethics”, what’s the update on William “Cold Cash” Jefferson and the $90,000 worth of bribes in his freezer? It’s almost as if that whole story has been buried or something.

22 Responses to ““Most Ethical Congress Ever!” Update”
  1. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    That bitch can certainly suck Murtha’s wanker so deep it would make Nina Hartley jealous.

    I wonder if she changes his diaper for him too?

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    “And, Mommy, today we learned that Ethical meant lying, hypocritical, scum!”

    [/second grader]

  3. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    I like to refer to Murtha as a sub-marine, as in bottom dweller, rising only to steal oxygen that real humans need to survive.
    As for Pelosi, she just scares the crap out of me. I think her and Clinton compete for the gender-corrected term of Anti-Christ. Ever seen some of these photos published of the two? The human mask sometimes appears way too thin to disguise the hideousness just below the surface.
    ‘Nuff said I just gave myself the Willies, Ohh crap another demon!

  4. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    Allen, I’ll give you one guess at the reason why I call them demonrats… :)

    RH

  5. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    I think the “culture of corruption” line was always a humorously cynical spin to the ‘06 election.

    Everyone knows politicians are corrupt. The word “culture” is simply meant to take blame from the Democrats. They can’t help that they’re corrupt: Republicans were the majority and they created a Culture of Corruption in Congress which Democrats can’t help but to wallow in. Even Democrats whose seniority predates Reagan. Especially Democrats whose seniority predates Reagan.

    Now the Democrats are in the majority and- gasp of astonishment- the corruption has not abated.

    Meanwhile, Democratic bloggers don’t think this was cynical at all, and portraying Republicans as the source of corruption was entirely “scrupulous.”

    Simple fact is, GOP politicians are considered “dirty,” relatively, when they’re elected to Washington. Dems, on the other hand, are considered relatively “cleaner,” compared to the normal Democratic corruption at the local level. It sounds almost cliche, but there’s no denying that Democrats are investigated almost seven times as much as Republicans for corruption.

    Even if you deny the validity of those investigations from your personal BDS, you have to figure Democrats are at least three or four times more corrupt than Republicans.

    If you convinced yourself otherwise in the last election, you’re either an idiot or, more likely, engaging in projection.

  6. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Holy Crap. this story is hilarious…in my neck of the woods. THis Carole Migden is raging lesbian horror of a State Senator, having risen from the cesspool of SF Politics…

    < while driving -- rear-ends car while talking on cell phone...

    GOD, what a hypocritical bitch…

  7. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    According to Rogers’ account, which Murtha did not dispute, the Democrat angrily told Rogers he should never seek earmarks of his own because “you’re not going to get any, now or forever.”

    To which the proper response might be something like: “Fine! I don’t want any–now or forever.” Preferably delivered while doing a DI impression, right in Congressbastard Maggot’s face.

  8. akornzombie Comment by akornzombie

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    Hmph. I say we just lynch the entire lot of them and start over- and then while we’re at it, lynch the MSM.

  9. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Allen, I’ll give you one guess at the reason why I call them demonrats…

    Robert Huntingdon, I stioll prefer “Demoncraps”… :)

  10. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    I’m not sure there’s enough lampposts and trees in DC to lynch the whole lot of them, if you want to do a proper job of it. There’s plenty of deserving candidates scattered throughout the DC bureaucracy and K Street as well…even before you get to the treasonous bastards in the media.

    Besides, lynching all of them might not be necessary. Some of them only deserve a tar-and-feather salon treatment…

    ;)

  11. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Some of them only deserve a tar-and-feather salon treatment…

    Might I add that a Cayenne Pepper Bikini Wax treatment be added? It does such wonders for the skin. Not to mention leaving the recipient with such a rosy glow.

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    Naw, habanero peppers, Mrs. M. Habaneros.

  13. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Habaneros are for the facials you silly thing. Don’t you know anything about skin care? Gotta get those pores open.

  14. juandos Comment by juandos

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    We all remember this, right? Pelosi Says She Will Bring Civility After She Drains GOP Swamp

    “We’ll turn the most closed and corrupt Congress into the most open and honest Congress,” Pelosi, D-Calif., told The Associated Press in an interview

  15. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    I’m not sure there’s enough lampposts and trees in DC to lynch the whole lot of them, if you want to do a proper job of it.

    I thought the government operated on a 24/7 basis, so the lack of poles wouldn’t really matter. Just hang the bastards in shifts!

    Although I’m sure there’s plenty on both sides of the aisle that will bitch if they don’t get a new rope (Sorry Granddad, I had to!).

  16. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    “We’ll turn the most closed and corrupt Congress into the most open and honest Congress,” Pelosi, D-Calif., told The Associated Press in an interview

    Yeah, open to all reasonable bribes, scams and pork loading and honest enough to set their price low as they have so much inter-party competition to sell their arses cheap.

  17. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Most ethical lawmakers EVAR

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  18. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    Secondly, My 5th grade English teacher told me about using double negatives in one sentenece, to whit Ethical and Congress. Two mutually exclusive words, if ever there where! (Not to mention Progress and Congress!)
    Thirdly, Hanging these oxygen thieves in DC could land a very stiff fine for littering, or at least illegal dumping.
    Then there’s the matter of burying them afterwards. What self respecting planet would have them? They’d be rejected like a sliver in our skin. And, Lord knows the carrion scavengers wouldn’t touch them, they too have some scruples. We could try rocketing them to the sun, but imagine if our intergallactic neighbors got wind of this, the heck with SETI, this would garner anyone’s attention/irk “out-there”!

  19. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    Why is it that Republicans with ethical problems make front page news, but Democrats with ethical failing receive almost no coverage or find themselves buried in larger scandals (where their name hardly surfaces)?

    J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  20. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Speaking of Dem Cong “ethics”, what’s the update on William “Cold Cash” Jefferson and the $90,000 worth of bribes in his freezer? It’s almost as if that whole story has been buried or something.

    Apparently leaders of both parties are defending this clown.

  21. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Mrs. M Sez:

    Might I add that a Cayenne Pepper Bikini Wax treatment be added?

    Habaneros are for the facials you silly thing.

    Cayenne peppers are WAY down on the heat list from Habanero scoring only 30k to 50k on the Scoville scale, where as Habaneros can range from 80k to 200k Scovilles, with one variety, Red Savina, tested at 557k Scovilles.

    But the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia which is the listed by The Guinness Book of Records as of Feb. 2007 as the World Champion Kick Yo’ Ass Pepper at over a MILLION scovilles and theoretically capable of reaching over TWO MILLION Scovilles.

    THIS is the pepper to be doing your bikini waxes with.

    I’m gonna be growing some Bhut Jolokias in the garden this year if anybody is interested in stripping the lining from the inside of your G.I. tract…

  22. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Apparently leaders of both parties are defending this clown.

    Ah yes. I remember when they all threw a tizzy after his office was raided. That’s when I first realized that I had less use for Dennis Hastert than I have for a hole in the head.

    I was just wondering what happened to the investigation, since I haven’t heard about it for the longest time. Most likely it’s been quietly deep-sixed.

    I think we need to fire all 535 of them.