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Just like during the Miers and Ports Dubai debacle, the Bush Administration’s response to unhappiness among the people who actually voted for them is to insult us.

This time, Homeland Stupidity clownshoe, Michael Cherkoff, rolls out the hearts and minds-winning argument that all of those against ceding our sovereignty, opening the borders and bringing criminals “out of the shadows” to enjoy a life-long tax-free ride in the sun, only oppose his Master’s Brilliant Proposal because we hate brown people and want to kill Mexicans.

His political skills are only matched by the richness of his luscious, flowing mane.

Here’s a suggestion, cue ball: Why don’t you just get yourself a nice, hot cup of shut the fuck up and go back to fondling your privates? That is, assuming that you can find them. If not, go back to fondling Kennedy’s And if he offers to drive you home, please don’t turn him down. We hear that he knows of a scenic route near Chappaquiddick that is simply to die for.

Fucking douchebag.

21 Responses to “Making Friends and Influencing People”
  1. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi

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    Another unelected ass-kisser removes his loafer from his mouth long enough to stuff it firmly back in.

  2. Unregistered Comment by Abigail Adams

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    His name ought to be changed to Michael Jerkoff.

  3. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Chertoff: I understand that some people think it’s not tough enough. Maybe they want people thrown in jail for 10 years or they want people executed.

    Why, yes, Mikey. I’m about to the point where executing some people would suit me just fine. However, just whom I’d be in favor of executing might come to you as a bit of a surprise.

  4. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Well, that’s telling us off. Arbusto, Jerkoff & Co. can’t think up a good reason to defend their traitorous actions which will result in the dissolution of our Republic, so they resort to name calling. Somehow my feewings aren’t hurt.

  5. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Behold the latest leftist trick.

    Move the Conservatives from hating “black” peeps to hating “brown” peeps. Unfortunately, I don’t see the remaining big unions being all that happy with the deal. A large infux of low-skilled labor will drive down their average wage numbers, and dues.

    Once again the Unified Gubmint™ in DC, shows it’s absolute, irreparable failure to grasp economics.

    Jerkoff’s head is as devoid of hair as his scrotum. *spit*

  6. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    Yet another reason for me to get the hell out of DHS. All this shit he spouts rolls downhill to the lowest level. I guess this means us lowly TSA officers are going to have to attend sensitivity training.

    Reminds me of the anti-drug stuff we got in the military. I learned more about using, hiding and beating drugs tests in that annual class than I EVER learned in college!

  7. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    #6 LC&IB Vulcanrider

    TSA officers are going to have to attend sensitivity training.

    Absolutely. You must have an appreciation for their “struggle” and grievances. Don’t worry, I’m sure the safety conscious suits will provide you with the proper equipment to ‘assist’ them with their luggage sans inspection. Chertoff’s Transportation Security and Skycap™ service.

    TS-aSS, has a nice ring to it, no? Just make sure to file your tip-income on the 1040 though.

  8. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Total fucknozzle, this guy. When you can’t present a good argument, call your opponents “racists”. I gotta couple of legal Hispanic friends who don’t want no stinkin’ wetbacks! What do you have to say to that, a-hole?

  9. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    I wish I had half your wit, Sire.

    And what’s with the nekkid lady to the left?

    <————-

  10. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale

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    And “Brownie” took the fall for this asswipe!?!

  11. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I gotta couple of legal Hispanic friends who don’t want no stinkin’ wetbacks! What do you have to say to that, a-hole?

    I’d love to hear his answer. Which is why I’ll have to feed him feet first into the plastic shredder after the revolution.

    Plus, I’d like to keep the head. It would make for a marvelous bowling ball, even if I have to fill it with molten lead to add at least a little weight to it.

    And what’s with the nekkid lady to the left?

    It’s our friendly sponsors at the National Summary, Milady. Rather attention-getting, isn’t it? It’s an excellent online publication, by the way, with pretty much no nudity involved ;)

    And “Brownie” took the fall for this asswipe!?!

    Well, Shrimpbrain had to throw somebody under the bus and, as always, his loyalty to his subordinates only lasts until he needs another human sacrifice to save his own arse. Just ask Wolfowitz, Bolton, etc. etc. etc.

    I wouldn’t work for that fucking weasel if it was the last job in the world.

    Which, I suppose, explains why he’s only got clowns, lickspittles and thimblebrains working for him now.

  12. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Time to go hunting with Dick Cheney, Jerkoff! Or you could just come and hang on the corner of Clara and CL10 (in Nawlins ya gotcha I-10, ya 610, an’ rat der nexta da xpressway, CL10–Muses ain’t relevant to dis cultcha, ya hear wahmsayin’). Let the 504 thugs straighten him out.

  13. Unregistered Comment by JoeBigsky770

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    Playing the “Race Card”. When your back is up against the wall, your position indefensible. . .Slip it on out of the ‘ole sleeve and give it a go. Hhmmm. . .Now what other LOSERS have we seen do THIS in the past? Problem for those playing it, is that it has lost its’ effectiveness due its‘ wear. So cliché. . .Hopefully, they’ll continue this monotonous droning and as a consequence of, suffer neglect.

  14. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    Just recently realized that the now-glabrous Chertman (whose original crummy beard did nothing for him) reminds me of Max Schreck–no relation to that green guy Shmuk–as the early film vampire Nosferatu.

  15. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

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    Speaking of the brown people, I was at break.com the other night and saw thing gem.
    http://www.break.com/index/mexican-attends-anti-immigration-rally.html

    Seems the toad with the camera (from Jalisco, Mexico) thinks that because he is “indigenous” to the north american continent that he has a right to be in the U.S.A. illegally! Plus he keeps trying to pull the, “Your ancestors came here from Europe” card.

    But the fact is that this is an established sovereign country and has been for some 231 years I believe. There was no sovereign nation here when our ancestors came to this continent. But, now there is one. So, what in the hell is this guy thinking? I mean, Canadians are indigenous to north america, but you don’t see them illegally in this country just because they are north american.

    Also, why is it that every other person that enters this country that speaks a different language isn’t catered to like the “wetbacks”? You call virtually anywhere that has a answering system and you get something like, “To continue in english press one. Por Espanol 2.” Or whatever to that extent. Why is there not options for chinese, french, german, italian, etc? Because they come here and actually try to assimilate into our society! So, why aren’t the “wetbacks” expected to???

  16. Unregistered Comment by curious

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    I gotta couple of legal Hispanic friends who don’t want no stinkin’ wetbacks! What do you have to say to that, a-hole?

    I lived in a very interesting, 100% Spanish neighborhood, when I lived in New Jersey a few years ago. The people there were from South America and central america, but not Mexico. EVERY person that I knew when they really wanted to insult someone told them to go back to Mexico.

    So, this one size fits all term “Hispanic” is itself a racist term. Spanish speaking people are not one big “class” sharing the same culture and values. They have many different cultures.

    Interestingly, there are no projects in that neighborhood, no section 8 housing, I didn’t know a single person who is on welfare. I never saw a sign in a grocery store that said “we take foodstamps”. Being “on the dole” is really looked down on in that neighborhood.

    I dont’ know if any of my friends there are “illegals” or not, I do know that they all work very hard and pay their own way in life. America is better off having those nice people live in our country.

    I have been in other Spanish areas where the same cannot be said. What bothers me most about the immigration bill is that no distinction is being made between illegal immigrants based on character or values, it is only about skin color. Hmmm, isn’t that the definition of racism? Assessing people by the color of their skin instead of by their character? And the people trying to shove this ridiculous bill down our throats want to call us racist?

    In the neighborhood that I live in now, I would guess that over 50% of the residents are illegals. I don’t have the same nice things to say about the people in this neighborhood that I have to say above. The government claims that “rounding up the illegals” is out of the question, there aren’t enough police…etc, etc. There is also a police station in my neighborhood. The police have started harassing us on our way to work every morning with “seat belt” stops. They set up a road block and inspect every occupant of every car to see if they are wearing a seat belt. They have over 10 officers manning the roadblock. I find it interesting that there is a shortage of police to enforce immigration laws but they have all these people to harass us on the way to work over seatbelts.

    If these same 10 police officers went door to door in my neighborhood, by lunchtime they would have rounded up at least 50 illegals.

  17. Unregistered Comment by curious

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    and what’s with the naked lady to the left

    Hey, where did the naked lady go?

  18. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Also, why is it that every other person that enters this country that speaks a different language isn’t catered to like the “wetbacks”?

    You should have seen my voter pamphlet for the last election. English, Spanish, Armenian, Korean and Tagalog. What should have been 8 pages was fifty, and if it wasn’t in your language there were instructions on how to get them. Although, like giving a map to a blind man, I couldn’t figure out how these people were suppose to follow the instructions.

  19. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    So, this one size fits all term “Hispanic” is itself a racist term.

    Pardon me if I can’t keep track of PC-speak! Both of these friends (the ones who voiced their opinions) are young people of Mexican descent (actually, they are more my daughter’s friends), although I also have a friend from Venezuela and one from Guatemala (both my age) whom I’m pretty sure feel the same way. Didn’t want to call them ‘Mexicans’, because they are ‘Americans’; didn’t want to call them ‘Mexican-American’, because that pretty much says the same thing. They are Americans who came from Mexico, but Hispanic was the best I could come up with. IMO, if they’re here legally, they’re just plain frickin’ Americans. If they’re here illegally, pick an insult and apply it.

  20. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    “theyre” not “there” … aaaauuuughhh!

    [Actually, it’s they’re, with that accursed apostrophe.  But who’s counting?  (grin)

    It’s fixed, my friend.  -S.]

  21. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Thanks. I’m more challenged than usual today.