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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Most Ethical Congress Evah! Update
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The House just finished voting on whether or not it was appropriate for Jack Murthafucker (D-Payola) to threaten lawmakers disagreeing with him that they’d never get another proposal approved, ever.

After a long, heartbreaking session of wrestling with this serious issue, the Most Ethical Dem Congs ever voted almost unanimously to approve of Murthafucker’s third world banana republic tactics. While Murthafucker and his fellow Dem Cong bribe-takers were laughing their voluminous, incumbent, overpaid and underworked arses off.

To celebrate their giant blow for congressional ethics, they’re now headed off for a well-deserved taxpayer funded spring vacation in the Caribbean, courtesy of the U.S. Air Force.

But no reason to complain. There are TWO Americas, after all, and the Dem Cong just so happen to be living in the other one.

Now go back to work so you can pay for their vacations, pork barrel vote-buying schemes and amnesties for criminals.

29 Responses to “Most Ethical Congress Evah! Update”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Can we change the immigration laws in time to not let the fuckers back in?

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    OH! Fustist!

  3. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Let’s not forget that they’re self-anointed royalty, and we’re just worthless peons that need to be micromanaged at every turn. If only they gave as much attention to us GIs fighting the War on Terror (a war they say doesn’t exist) We’d have NO problem at all.. Dhimmicrats, the terrorist’s friend!

  4. BobF Comment by BobF

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    It’s hard to believe that Murtha is a former Marine. But then, Tim McVeigh was a decorated combat veteran, being awarded a Bronze Star, and Benedict Arnold was a General in the Continental Army.

  5. Iacobus Comment by Iacobus

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    I’m beginning to think they only way the Defeatocrats are going to get it is if they’re all fucking swinging from trees. By their necks. With ropes.

  6. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    I’m beginning to think they only way the Defeatocrats are going to get it is if they’re all fucking swinging from trees. By their necks. With ropes.

    Comes the day, brother, comes the day!

  7. Unregistered Comment by JonB

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    This response applies to the last 3 posts on the blog:

    There is a time for peace and diplomacy
    and there is a time for war and death

    We are WAY past the time to stop with the peace and diplomacy bullshit

  8. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    That military coup of my dreams is looking better and better every day.

  9. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    I’m beginning to think they only way the Defeatocrats are going to get it is if they’re all fucking swinging from trees. By their necks. With ropes.

    Ah, but maybe all the newcomers will think we’re welcoming them with pinatas …

  10. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    Ah, but maybe all the newcomers will think we’re
    welcoming them with pinatas

    Why the heck not? Stuff them with candy, and we can take turns doing what we always wanted to do to them.

  11. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    “Some assembly required”

  12. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Ah, but maybe all the newcomers will think we’re welcoming them with pinatas …

    *places order with Home Depot for all the 2×4’s and nails they have in stock*

  13. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

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    Let’s all stand up and cheer for our beloved leaders.
    Yaaaayyyy. It is pretty sad when the French have better sense at the ballot box than Americans.

  14. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

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    None of this is surprising. They will treat this country as their own personal plaything until the natives rebel. I truly have come to believe that all of the Democrats and a large number of the Rupublicans believe they are destined to lead the unruly rabble.

    Vote the Bums Out!

  15. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I think Murtha and McCain need to be sent back to Vietnam. They obviously stopped caring about the US, maybe they’d rather go elsewhere?

  16. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Just think how cool that Stick Stress Relief Game would look with the faces of Congress members on the little people going back and forth…

  17. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Party of Ethics

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    […] voted unanimously that Murtha can threaten Republicans to stop them. Very nice. Posted by Ian S. […]

  18. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    I think Murtha and McCain need to be sent back to Vietnam.

    Except that Vietnam is being promoted as the new vacation hotspot, doncha know. It’d be just another junket for them. No, Cuba would be more appropriate. Guantanamo Bay even better.

  19. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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    Well then this REALLY ought to piss you off:

  20. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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  21. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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    Sorry. I’m trying to post a link, obviously not doing very well at it.

  22. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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    Link

  23. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    This may become something positive.

    The Dem Cong are about to learn why they were included in the decision making process under the Republicans.

    There is now absolutely no reason for the Rs to fail to fillibuster until all earmarks and perks ( airplane rides, etc. ) are removed from spending bills.

  24. ScottG Comment by ScottG

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    #22 Comment by jewells52 UNITED STATES

    Posted on May 23, 2007 @ 9:46 am

    Thanks again Enemy Press, non secret covert operations always work….

  25. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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    And they wonder why we question thier patriotism.

  26. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Why does “Covert” always have to be printed in 24 pt or bigger?
    They HAVE to know that those stories (as opposed to reports) only help the enemy.
    It’s just obscene that they make so much money helping the enemy.

    Therefor they are the enemy.

  27. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    OhYeah,
    It would be so wrong of me to hope that the capitulation gang get’s served the same buffet them carnival cruise folks had, just before they left a hundred miles of gut-chum across the carribean.
    If murtha threw up his own asshole, there’d be nothing left!

  28. ScottG Comment by ScottG

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    Therefor they are the enemy.

    Hence, Enemy Press. Use it. Spread it.

  29. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    ‘Sounds good. Any buttplug for usama is gonna have to wear that stinkin’ albatross.
    Now we need one more distinguishing moniker for the folks that want to see us win.