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Most Ethical Congress Evah! Update
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Democrat Arses, Useless Swine8:36 PM
The House just finished voting on whether or not it was appropriate for Jack Murthafucker (D-Payola) to threaten lawmakers disagreeing with him that they’d never get another proposal approved, ever.
After a long, heartbreaking session of wrestling with this serious issue, the Most Ethical Dem Congs ever voted almost unanimously to approve of Murthafucker’s third world banana republic tactics. While Murthafucker and his fellow Dem Cong bribe-takers were laughing their voluminous, incumbent, overpaid and underworked arses off.
To celebrate their giant blow for congressional ethics, they’re now headed off for a well-deserved taxpayer funded spring vacation in the Caribbean, courtesy of the U.S. Air Force.
But no reason to complain. There are TWO Americas, after all, and the Dem Cong just so happen to be living in the other one.
Now go back to work so you can pay for their vacations, pork barrel vote-buying schemes and amnesties for criminals.
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Can we change the immigration laws in time to not let the fuckers back in?
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:56 PMUsing
OH! Fustist!
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:56 PMUsing
Let’s not forget that they’re self-anointed royalty, and we’re just worthless peons that need to be micromanaged at every turn. If only they gave as much attention to us GIs fighting the War on Terror (a war they say doesn’t exist) We’d have NO problem at all.. Dhimmicrats, the terrorist’s friend!
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:57 PMUsing
It’s hard to believe that Murtha is a former Marine. But then, Tim McVeigh was a decorated combat veteran, being awarded a Bronze Star, and Benedict Arnold was a General in the Continental Army.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 PMUsing
I’m beginning to think they only way the Defeatocrats are going to get it is if they’re all fucking swinging from trees. By their necks. With ropes.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 PMUsing
Comes the day, brother, comes the day!
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:23 PMUsing
This response applies to the last 3 posts on the blog:
There is a time for peace and diplomacy
and there is a time for war and death
We are WAY past the time to stop with the peace and diplomacy bullshit
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:17 PMUsing
That military coup of my dreams is looking better and better every day.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:36 PMUsing
Ah, but maybe all the newcomers will think we’re welcoming them with pinatas …
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:54 PMUsing
Why the heck not? Stuff them with candy, and we can take turns doing what we always wanted to do to them.
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:31 AMUsing
“Some assembly required”
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:33 AMUsing
*places order with Home Depot for all the 2×4’s and nails they have in stock*
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:39 AMUsing
Let’s all stand up and cheer for our beloved leaders.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:03 AMYaaaayyyy. It is pretty sad when the French have better sense at the ballot box than Americans.
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None of this is surprising. They will treat this country as their own personal plaything until the natives rebel. I truly have come to believe that all of the Democrats and a large number of the Rupublicans believe they are destined to lead the unruly rabble.
Vote the Bums Out!
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 AMUsing
I think Murtha and McCain need to be sent back to Vietnam. They obviously stopped caring about the US, maybe they’d rather go elsewhere?
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 AMUsing
Just think how cool that Stick Stress Relief Game would look with the faces of Congress members on the little people going back and forth…
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:13 AMUsing
[…] voted unanimously that Murtha can threaten Republicans to stop them. Very nice. Posted by Ian S. […]
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:45 AMUsing
Except that Vietnam is being promoted as the new vacation hotspot, doncha know. It’d be just another junket for them. No, Cuba would be more appropriate. Guantanamo Bay even better.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 AMUsing
Well then this REALLY ought to piss you off:
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:45 AM
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Sorry. I’m trying to post a link, obviously not doing very well at it.
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:46 AMUsing
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May 23rd, 2007 at 9:46 AMUsing
This may become something positive.
The Dem Cong are about to learn why they were included in the decision making process under the Republicans.
There is now absolutely no reason for the Rs to fail to fillibuster until all earmarks and perks ( airplane rides, etc. ) are removed from spending bills.
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:53 AMUsing
Thanks again Enemy Press, non secret covert operations always work….
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:19 AMUsing
And they wonder why we question thier patriotism.
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:39 AMUsing
Why does “Covert” always have to be printed in 24 pt or bigger?
They HAVE to know that those stories (as opposed to reports) only help the enemy.
It’s just obscene that they make so much money helping the enemy.
Therefor they are the enemy.
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:04 PMUsing
OhYeah,
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:08 PMIt would be so wrong of me to hope that the capitulation gang get’s served the same buffet them carnival cruise folks had, just before they left a hundred miles of gut-chum across the carribean.
If murtha threw up his own asshole, there’d be nothing left!
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Hence, Enemy Press. Use it. Spread it.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:34 PMUsing
‘Sounds good. Any buttplug for usama is gonna have to wear that stinkin’ albatross.
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:09 PMNow we need one more distinguishing moniker for the folks that want to see us win.
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