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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » From the Dept. of “Zing!”
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LC & IB Bill Quick mentions a case where the relatives of an illegal immigrant were awarded $2 million in a “wrongful death” suit, allegedly because of a local cop’s “reckless behavior.” Among the usual whining, handwringing and maudlin bullshit uttered by the family’s land shark attorney, there was this:

“Had Officer Newman simply followed the law, we would not be here,” said Lawrence Ruder, attorney for the family,

Wait a minute… *Snaps finger*

Thank you, Mr. Imperial Nanotech Violinist. That was an exquisitely sad song.

We’re afraid it doesn’t hold a candle to LC & IB Bill’s delightfully appropriate and vicious response, however:

If illegal immigrant Lopez had simply followed the law, he would have been in Honduras, and entirely safe from Officer Newman’s supposed recklessness.

Hehehehehe.

Nice. Misha LIKES!

18 Responses to “From the Dept. of “Zing!””
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    And if we were to hang the lawyer for bringing this suit in the first place, maybe we could cut down on this stupidity.

    “First, let’s kill all the lawyers . . .”

  2. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    If I understand the story correctly, or if it thorough reporting (mheh), then this verdict rested on the testimony of ONE witness who came forward months after the accident. What the hell was the jury smoking? And what about the cruisers dash cam? Most of the modern digital ones have 30-60 second pre-record. You turn on your lights or if there is an impact, the DVR goes back 60 seconds and saves it. I guess the cops car either didn’t have a dash cam or didn’t have a digital one.

    If the allegations are correct, the family at least deserved the funeral and medical expenses, but it sounds to me like there was culpability on both parts here.

    The one thing that irritates me though was the style of the shysters web site. “MILLIONS AWARDED. YOU CAN BE NEXT! GET YOUR PAYOLA NOW!”

    I’ll second Wil’s Shakespeare quote.

  3. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    There it is, the illegal’s dream:
    Come to America to get rich.
    Nothing to fear about flippin’ off our border.

    We should sue to get the money back under the “fruit of the poison tree” concept, then apply it to the Wall’s general construction fund.

    The law provides that lawbreakers should not prosper from their crimes.

    Like noted above: That money could not possibly have been awarded without the commission of the perpetrator’s crime.

    Juror reads verdict:
    “The jury finds the defendant not guilty of horse-theft.”

    Defendant: “Hey that’s great! Wow! Hey Yer Honor, does that mean I get to keep the horse?”

  4. BITOA Comment by BITOA

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    AFTER THE IMMIGRATION BILL GETS SHOVED THROUGH,
    WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE SITTING ON THESE JURIES IN THE FUTURE?.
    NEXT UP, THE RIGHTS OF ILLEGALS TO SIT ON JURIES.
    OF COURSE, IN ABOUT A MONTH THEY WILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE.

  5. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Go check out Little Green Footballs. I think someone in Alabama just shot Rosie O’Donnell!

  6. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Kwongdzu sez:

    Go check out Little Green Footballs. I think someone in Alabama just shot Rosie O’Donnell!

    naaaahhhh, that’s too pretty to be rosie o’fatbutt

  7. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    The bullet probably got stuck in one of her many layers of fat causing no response except for “Yieee! That tickled!” from the obese behemoth bitch.

  8. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Heh. Typed before I looked. This is even funnier, now!

  9. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Funny Both ways, Natasha! Damn, that’s a lotta barbeque!

    By the way, the nekkid lady is back:
    <———-

  10. AldineConservative Comment by AldineConservative

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    Well, I can only say this…

    The cop should have beat him down, just so this piece of bottom feeding scum would get his monies worth. Then, the lawyer should be stuffed in a crate with Rosie O’Donnell without holes.

    This is tripe, plain and simple!

  11. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

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    O/T but I dont think ive seen this mentioned on here before.

    http://www.cfif.org/htdocs/legislative_issues/federal_issues/hot_issues_in_congress/immigration/illegal-immigration.htm

    Quote “Well, Mayor Barletta just won the Republican primary nomination for his third term - getting an almost unheard of 94 percent of the vote, according to the Associated Press.

    Oh, and by the way, Mayor Barletta also won the Democratic nomination - with a write-in campaign that he began only several weeks ago.”

    On an anti-illegal platform. Time for them to wake up and smell the coffee in Washington methinks?

  12. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I hope that fucking lawyer gets offed by some illegal dirtbag..now that would be justice…..fed by the white liberals and their guilt trippin’ egos.

  13. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Juror reads verdict:
    “The jury finds the defendant not guilty of horse-theft.”

    Defendant: “Hey that’s great! Wow! Hey Yer Honor, does that mean I get to keep the horse?”

    Heh. Too bad this crap isn’t even surprising anymore.

  14. Merc Comment by Merc

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    What friggin judge and jury gave this illegal alien 2.2 million dollars.
    WTF?? were they thinking.
    Sutpid Judges and juries
    F.E.T.E.

  15. Merc Comment by Merc

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    On a completely unrelated note:
    I “fixed up” a picture of Al Gore to make it more truthy

    Hope you guys like it.

  16. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Oh, that’s PERFECT, Merc!

  17. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    This is the perfect reason for laws stating that, if you are engaged in a crime at the time that an injury occurs, you have no right to sue for civil redress.

    (e.g. If you break into my house and I shoot you, you have no civil recourse against me, just because my aim was off and I paralyzed your silly ass for life, thus leaving you unable to pursue your “career” as a burglar.)

    Think this sort of law would apply to illegals, BisW?

    Sir Guido, Accursed of the Spam Filter.

  18. Unregistered Comment by thefrollickingmole

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    15. nice