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…and that’s just what they’ll do, even though we’re informed by our Imperial Spy Network that they just got a bit older.

But no matter, LC Jackboot still stomps like there’s no tomorrow, even though his odometer just clicked up another notch (he refuses to tell us the grand total for some reason), so why don’t all of you lazy serfs get together and offer a loud and hearty:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKBOOT!

(The optional addition of “old fart” is void where prohibited by law, not to mention just downright — unwise).

And this is where we sing:

He’s no fucking use to anyone,
He’s no fucking use at all.
He ought to be publicly shat on,
He ought to be publicly shot.
He ought to be tied to a West Country shit’ouse,
And left there to fucking well rot. ;)

Hey, it’s a tradition where I come from, brother. PUT THAT THING DOWN! PUT IT DOWN, FOR THE LOVE OF G-D!!!

[EXEUNT, pursued by a large and very homicidal bear]

98 Responses to “Those Boots Were Made For Stomping”
  1. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Boo Yah!
    Live it up Bro!

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    happy birthday! I turn 22 tomorow june 6th yay!

  3. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    Happy Birthday, Jackboot! :clap_tb: :drunk_tb:

    (Note to self: If Misha threatens to sing “Happy Birthday” at any of my future birthday parties…shoot him.)
    :devil_tb:

  4. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Since “old fart” is void where prohibited by law, can we use “geezer,” instead? :twisted_wp:

    Happy birthday, Jackboot!

  5. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    Happy Berfday JB!

    Drag yerself down off’n the shit’ouse wall and say howdy, eh?

  6. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    And an early one to you, civil disobedience leader!

  7. LC FIAR Comment by LC FIAR

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    Congratulations on your continued aging process. Uh, your, uh… Family must be very proud.

    *Ducks*

  8. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Happy B-Day, Jackboot!

    *hoists a pint*

  9. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Dude, is he still breating ? we better call speaker frist to check ;)

  10. LC CountryRED Comment by LC CountryRED

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    Just remember my dear you will always be 6 years older then me! :blush_tb:

  11. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Hey Sis…I can say the same thing about M. I’ve got the Geritol….you bring the walkers. We’ll set the old guys up on the porch with their whittling and you and I will go shopping. :devil_tb:

    Happy B-day Bro! :thumbup_tb: :clap_tb: :drunk_tb:

  12. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    OH!! Happy Anniversary for you two also!!! :thumbup_tb:

  13. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Jackboot

    Happy Birthday ya’ Bastage

    hope to see you in Gettysburg next summer

  14. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Happy Birthday, Jackboot…..enjoy, Bro’…just enjoy.

  15. LC CountryRED Comment by LC CountryRED

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    I’ve got the Geritol….you bring the walkers. We’ll set the old guys up on the porch with their whittling and you and I will go shopping

    LOL .. Oh MRS.M you never gave me a personal spew alert!
    I’ll get you for that.

  16. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Hey, it’s a tradition where I come from, brother. PUT THAT THING DOWN! PUT IT DOWN, FOR THE LOVE OF G-D!!!

    I thought Brother JB learned his lesson about picking up objects in the Imperial Household aways back!

    :lol:

  17. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    We were gonna get a stipper for JB’s birthday and had something like this in mind…

    We Tried, JB. Really. We Did!

    But, after passing the hat around, all we could afford was this…

    Happy Birthday, JB!

  18. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Happy Birthday ya big lug!
    Here’s to ya, JB.

  19. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Having that thing hovering over my gravatar is strangly disturbing.

  20. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Happy Birthday JB! I got you a membership to Tanorama™ Go there enough and THIS could be you!

  21. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Happy Happy, fellow Management™ type!

  22. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKBOOT
    They say you are old so I’ll do the drinkin fer ya.

    Oh yeah thanks a bunch B.C.

  23. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Jackboot!
    I bet your thinking to your self, “Self, I bet that asshole crunchie is gonna make a crack about age”.

    Well you’d be wrong. After all, you’re no where near as old as you look!

    Happy Birthday Brother, and bet yer bastage ass that I’m hoisting one for ya tonight!

  24. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    BC, ya outdid yerself on that one! And Radical, I really don’t wanna know where you found that!

    Very appropriate gifts for our beloved Jackboot of Jackbooted thuggery.

  25. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    uhhh isnt this supposed to be a family site ? I know better than to click on any links… but the hairy crotch is just brutal!!

  26. Unregistered Comment by JoeBigsky770

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    uhhh isnt this supposed to be a family site ? I know better than to click on any links… but the hairy crotch is just brutal!!

    You saw hair?!? :lol:

    Anywhoo, I don’t know ye LC Jackboot, But I’ll drink to yer B-day. Another year older, another year wiser(Well, another year older, anyway)…

    :cheers: :D

  27. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Happy Birthday, Ya Thug!

    I’ll do the hoisting fer ya. I wouldn’t want you to slip and break a hip or something. Besides, you gotta leave this to the professionals…

    Geezer Thug…
    Geezer Thug…
    Geezer Thug…

    (In short bursts, I run fast!)

  28. TheCount Comment by TheCount

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    Happy Birthday Jackboot!!!!!!!!

  29. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    JB on second thought since I’m gettin older myself (almost forty) and I can’t drink like that anymore how bout I just drink for the two of us the 15th (my b-day) hope that’s ok cause I gotta work in the morning.

  30. Chance Comment by Chance

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    I’m gonna go out on the porch, and celebrate yer b-day JB, with a hefty tumbler o Dr Bombays finest, and an AVO #2. Thanks Bro!!! errr, I mean Happy Birthday my friend!

  31. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    The best of Birthdays to you, JB. And ma-ny mooooore!

  32. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Happy Birthday Jackboot! In dog years, you’d be dead, so live it up!

    And Elchonon, this is a family site, you just have to consider the family!

  33. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    and an AVO #2.

    I smoked all my habanos up :(

  34. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Mope!

    Where ya been buddy? Bangie and I missed ya around. Nice present for JB for ya to show up. And yeah, we had better leave the drinking to the pro’s, and you’re about as pro as I’ve seen in a long time!

  35. Unregistered Comment by LC bangie thang

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    It took your Birthday for me to finally join the Empire.
    I hope you had a wonderful birthday!!!

    P.S. I’m nekkid!!

  36. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Happy birthday…and many more.

    That picture just about made me go blind!

  37. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Thanks Y’all,right from the heart, I’m honored and humbled to have so many here that I can call true friends.

    They can’t be bought, traded for or inherited, and I wouldn’t trade any of you at any price regardless. I could make an exception for Mope, but dangit I happen to like that bastich too.

    May G_d Bless you all, each and everyone.

    It’s 51 btw, I know there are younger fossils on display at the Smithsonian.

  38. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Jackboot

    As a special birthday present to you bangie thang finally registered as a Rottie and posted a comment, but the spam filter ate it. Check back for it later, I think you’ll like the last line.

    *evil chuckle*

  39. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Hi Bangie Thang! :-p


    P.S. I’m nekkid!!

    OMG! :twisted:

  40. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    It took your Birthday for me to finally join the Empire.
    I hope you had a wonderful birthday!!!

    P.S. I’m nekkid!!

    Now THAT is a true Rottie debut! 8O

    Welcome aboard, LC Bangie Thang, and what on Earth TOOK you so long, dear?

    P.S.: jpgs! jpgs! jpgs!!!!!1!!

  41. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Jackboot
    I said it on another post, but I sincerely wish you a happy birthday.

    I wanted to mention something in honor of your birthday. The Make-a-Wish foundation just honored the wish of a 5 year old girl with kidney cancer. She wanted to be a cop! They made her a little uniform and swore her in. She got to ride in a police car. (I tried to get a link, but our local news stations are feeble.) This was in Santa Maria, CA. I thought you would appreciate it.

    You may be 51, but I bet you’re in the shape of a man half your age.

  42. LC kepiblanc Comment by LC kepiblanc

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    Happy birthday, Jackboot. Keep them boots kickin’…

  43. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    P.S.: jpgs! jpgs! jpgs!!!!!1!!

    See the first half of BC’s #17 above Sire!

  44. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Hippy bidet, er, happy barfday, er, birthday. Yeah, that’s it! Good on ya, young’un! Survived another one.

  45. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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    Happy Birthday!!!

  46. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    P.S. I’m nekkid!!

    Well I’m glad to know I’m not the only nekkid G.L.O.R around here!

    Welcome Bangie Thang!!!

  47. Chance Comment by Chance

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    You may be 51, but I bet you’re in the shape of a man half your age.

    Round is a shape…..

  48. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Mrs. M and Bangie Thang:

    A little TMI, thanks. (Of course, I’m sure the guys would disagree with me). 8-P

  49. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Now now… if y’all dont behave I will apoint myself the “master of discplionary” and spank y’all with my belt.

  50. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Well I’m glad to know I’m not the only nekkid G.L.O.R around here!

    Welcome Bangie Thang!!!

    Nekkid Wimmin, libations and a good ceegar, what more could a fellow ask for?

    ‘Bout time indeed, Bangie Thannng…always room for more G.L.O.R.s in the Empire.

  51. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    See the first half of BC’s #17 above Sire!

    That would bring me in potentially lethal proximity to the latter half of that post, so I think I’ll pass.

    As a matter of fact, I’m feeling queasy just being on the same thread, right now.

  52. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi

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    *starts conga line*
    HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY—HEH!
    HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY—HEH!
    HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY—HEH!
    HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY—HEH!

  53. Chance Comment by Chance

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    As a matter of fact, I’m feeling queasy just being on the same thread, right now.

    Cmon Boss, let the Viking in ya take over!!!!

  54. Chance Comment by Chance

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    Nekkid Wimmin, libations and a good ceegar, what more could a fellow ask for?

    Only a place to call home, the courage to defend it, and a couple of good folks on your side.

    The rest is gravy.

  55. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Only a place to call home, the courage to defend it, and a couple of good folks on your side.

    Ya’ nailed that one good my friend. Thanks !!

  56. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Chance

    You may be 51, but I bet you’re in the shape of a man half your age.

    Round is a shape…..

    Dammit man! Ye beat me to it!

  57. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Only thing round on JB is his ample ass, which BC just couldn’t seem to keep his hands off of at the FL Rottfest. Can’t say as I blame him, it was sublime.

  58. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Pleased to meet ya’ Bangie Thang. Most gratifed to see you join our ranks. Besides, yer old man is a great guy…..

  59. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Pleased to meet ya’ Bangie Thang. Most gratifed to see you join our ranks. Besides, yer old man is a great guy…

    That he is. You should see him in his fluorescent yellow butt-floss ‘tater sling! He stole the show at the FL Rott Fest back in February!

    :lol:

    And thanks for finally joining us, Bangie! Took ya’ long enough! :mrgreen:

    (I won’t tell Crunchie about those pics ya’ sent me, if you don’t.) ;)

  60. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    You should see him in his fluorescent yellow butt-floss ‘tater sling! He stole the show at the FL Rott Fest back in February!

    Ok…there has to be photographic evidence of this…COUGH IT UP.

  61. MasterGuns, Imperial Marine Comment by MasterGuns, Imperial Marine

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    Gawd…..my eyes hurt just thinking of the pics.

    Happy Birthday JB. May the blue bird of love shit on your birthday cake after scarfing 12 burritos.

    Now that you have finally reached the age of us “younguns that are holding”, I hope you enjoy many more “holding days”. For instance, I am 18 and “some months”…….I’ll never tell how many months.

    Semper Fi my friend.

  62. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    The pics of me in the banana hammock are more than even BC’s patented Brain Bleach could handle, although I must say it did lift and separate nicely. And I was quite amazed at it’s tensile strength, thats a lot of weight to handle after all.

    As to the pics bangie sent BC, well lets just say BC was a good man and we’ll all miss him (well I won’t, literally OR figuratively) :-)

    So JB is now 30 with 21 years experience. Out fucking standing, he don’t look a day over 80.

  63. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Ok…there has to be photographic evidence of this…COUGH IT UP.

    Have you no decency? You are asking B.C. to post photograghic evidence? Oh the Humanity!

    Quick! Pour some brain bleach as a precaution!

  64. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Considering some of the things I’ve seen BC post..(and I’ll have nightmares for the rest of my life from some of them) I would think that pics of that Chippendale Money Belt couldn’t possibly cause the eye irritation and seizers of some of the more toxic matter that we’ve been subjected to. Besides…it’s time us Rotty gals had something to amuse us. *snicker*

  65. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    You want meat Mrs M, here ya go!

  66. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Ok Mrs M, here is the photo of me in my banana hammock at the Rott fest. Still wish you had been there?

  67. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    You want meat Mrs M, here ya go!

    Ok Mrs M, here is the photo of me in my banana hammock at the Rott fest. Still wish you had been there?

    Oh you guys are gonna play dirty huh?

    I don’t have any pics of Redneck..unless he was at the RottFest (must check with secret source who presented me with several to find out,) but I do have some of Crunchie. It looks like I may have to get creative like I did with the ones of BC, which I believe he has not seen all of those yet.
    *Evil Grin*

  68. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Are your photoshop skills to be feared Mrs M?

    If so, then I’m not going down alone. Yes, Radical was at the Fest. There, I won’t be alone in Mrs. M’s wrath. (sorry Radical, every man for his self).

  69. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    I’d never sit naked in front of the comp, boxers yes…

  70. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    *writes on the board 4000 times:
    I WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RR
    I WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RR
    I WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RR
    I WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RRI WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RRI WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RRI WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RRI WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RRI WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RRI WILL NOT CLICK ANY LINKS BY RR

  71. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    We’ll get JB a subscription to shemales animal sex online…now if any of ya coulkd refer me some good ones where to buy the subscription i’d be most oblige… aww comeon BC you have a whole folder of em saved in your favorites!

  72. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Are your photoshop skills to be feared Mrs M?

    Resistance is futile.

    *snicker*

  73. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Thats just a picture of Shrildabeast in her natural state, big deal.

    Just kidding Mrs M, the photo shop is strong with you. Please be gentle with me, although I know bangie will get a kick out of whatever you do!

  74. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    No wait, that was Lugosi wasn’t it? Damn, she looks so human in that picture.

  75. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    crunchie
    I think the best way to describe that photo of you is “singular”

  76. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Here’s Crunchie without all of the make-up he usually wears on-stage…

    Crunchie @ FL Rott Fest 2007

  77. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Gee BC, I don’t remember that photo, you know I never go without my makeup. Hmm…, must have been cold that night.

  78. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    You were REALLY drunk and Bangie Thang tried to talk you out of it, but you would hear nothing of the sort…

    ;)

  79. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    That damn Jack Daniels gets me again eh?

  80. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I have NO IDEA where this one came from, but allegedly it’s from the picture file that came with BC’s resume when he applied for Management™

  81. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    BC, looking good there buddie! WOOT!

  82. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    That’s an obvious fake. There’s not NEARLY enough body hair and one arm wouldn’t suffice to cover up the Imperial Anaconda o’ Doom™.

    :lol:

    PS: Great work on the ‘Shop Job, BTW.

  83. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    :lol:

  84. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    ARIGHT DATS IT!!!

    *hereby summons wes, the imperil mohel to get to work on the next guy baring it all*

    Now, you boys behave or join a fag site! I am tired of barfing!

  85. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Oh and under florida law, this qualifies as my life been in danger and i’m authorized to use lethal force!

  86. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Now that is disturbing! :shock: :lol:

  87. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Now that is disturbing!

    Who the hell are you kidding ? I only clicked on 2 of your links and barfed up 3 weeks food… With the crap you get off on or link to, the only thing youd find disturbing is errr I cant think of anything… maybe nekiddd pix of shiralry ?? now do NOT make me dig em up… I can post pix of Dr Laura haha ha ha

  88. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    ARIGHT DATS IT!!!

    Now that is disturbing!

    I have a feeling it’s only just begun!

  89. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    How do you disgust a redneck?

    Thats a honest question.. it could be the start of a joke lol

  90. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Oh I had a book called “the complete adult only joke book” had this one redneck application:

    Please check only ONE of the answers:

    What is your name ?

    Billy bob, billy ray, billy sue, billy jim.

    How old are you ?

    What color are your teeth:

    Black, yellow, green, brown.

    How many teeth do you have ?

    What is your favorite chewing tobaco.

    How many pickemup trucks do you have in your front yard? how many work? how many on cement blocks ? how many do YOU own?

    Hoe are you related to your wife ?

    Cousin? sister? aunt? niece ?

    How many guns do you have in the kitchen ? bedroom? car? bathroom?

  91. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Damn shame I cant remember the rest ;) was laughing for days

  92. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Happy Birthday JackBoot! *Hoists a shot*

    Keep that unstoppable wrath burning! Keeps you young, ya know.

    BC, you’ve lived up to your name once again.

    Bangie Thang, welcome aboard. Remember not to touch anything that’s moving if you don’t know what it is.

    Remember kids: The universe is crazy, therefore only the crazy are sane.

  93. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    That’s an obvious fake. There’s not NEARLY enough body hair and one arm wouldn’t suffice to cover up the Imperial Anaconda o’ Doom™.

    Buuuwwwaaahhhhh….the Imperial Timing™ remains, spot-on. Just wondering how such a rare photo found it’s way to the palace….and when?

  94. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Remember kids: The universe is crazy, therefore only the crazy are sane.

    I think you missed a step, Mega-

    The universe is crazy, therefore, because insanity is normal, I’m one of the normal ones. Hence, insane. Conversely, because I am insane, I can call the world crazy!

    *runs screaming*

  95. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    One last pic from the FL Rottfest.

  96. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Gee, thanks crunchie. I really didn’t need to sleep for the next few days anyway.

    *pouring another double shot*

  97. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Just spreadin the luv maan!

  98. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Here’s some love back ‘atcha.