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The Goreacle™ arrives in Seattle and temperatures promptly drop 24 degrees, set to drop even further.

G-d, we’re told, is laughing His arse off.

27 Responses to “The Gore Effect™ Continues to Terrorize…”
  1. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Dontcha know? It’s the power of the offsets! Gore Akbar! ULULULULULULULU!!!!

  2. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Tee-hee-hee! FIRST, beyotches!!

  3. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    G_d isn’t the only one laughing his ass off at the Goreacle.

    Ol’ Al seems to have the reverse Midas touch.

  4. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    It has to be Divinely Inspired, it’s way to often to be a coincidence!

  5. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott

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    I was wondering why we are twenty degrees below are average temp. around here, and I’m some two hundred miles away from Seattle.

  6. Dick Comment by Dick

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    BlackisWhite!

    Ya want me to send you guys some of this 90 degree stuff we got going on down here, or would you please send the Goracle to DFW?

  7. TheCount Comment by TheCount

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    I say ….start burning more high sulfur coal up there in Washington. According to the Goreacle, that CO2 will heat shit up real quick.

  8. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    G-d, we’re told, is laughing His arse off.

    Of course He does.

  9. Hermes Bound Comment by Hermes Bound

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    G_d isn’t the only one laughing his ass off at the Goreacle.

    I hear Manbearpig is pretty amused by the whole thing, too.

  10. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    Chilling bloviated bluster in…= Chilling bloviated bluster out. Makes sense.

    As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

    Sky Six, I’ll ALWAYS be a fan!

  11. Unregistered Comment by salfter

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    The Gorebot’s influence on the weather must have a considerable reach. Las Vegas was in the low 100s earlier this week, but Wednesday and Thursday, we only got into the high 70s to low 80s. Right now, it’s 87. Thanks, Al…cooler summertime temperatures are about the only worthwhile thing you’ve ever done. :-)

  12. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    This is the coldest spring I can remember. There must be something I’m doing wrong to the environment. Who do I send the check to?

  13. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    I say take advantage of this man’s special weather talents. Slap tote wheels on his heels and turn Gore’s ass into a beer cooler. Now when he gives those boring speeches he can entertain the audience by popping out a Silver Bullet every few minutes.

  14. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    HEHEHE maybe G-D has a sense of humor.

  15. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Excellent idea Sig! At least then the Gorebot would serve a purpose.

  16. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Damn…it’s cool here too, and I’m eight hundred miles from Seattle……

  17. tvfoh Comment by tvfoh

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    Maybe we should call him colamity Gore.

    ROTFLMAO

    TVFOH
    The View From Out Here

  18. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    I’m partial to Snow Miser.

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Dick,
    I like the weather here in Puget Sound this week. 90 just ain’t right.

  20. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    I hereby demand that the frigidity magnet Goracle be exiled to the African coast ending the warm water effect and ending all hurricanes!

    C’mon Goracle, think of the Chiiiiillllllldren™

  21. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    All I want is a break so we can get the lawn mowed. Is that too much to ask? GO AWAY, GORE!!!

  22. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    …and ANOTHER THING! Puget Power rates are supposed to jump 17% this month. WTF is THAT all about?

  23. Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther Comment by Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther

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    ROFL! G-d is the best comedian of all. The irony of it all!
    P.S. I think the RSS is busted…or thunderbird is just screwin with me.

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    …and ANOTHER THING! Puget Power rates are supposed to jump 17% this month. WTF is THAT all about?

    Greed. And The BPA just lost some lawsuits and the $$$ that goes with it. We’re on a local coop here, but our gas is PSE…dammit.

  25. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Actually, the temperatures here during the time of Gore’s visit are up one degree over the normal temperatures for this time of year. The reason we dropped 24 degrees is because we had unseasonably HIGH temps just preceding.

    A typical June here in Seattle is rain with an average of 62 degrees. It doesn’t start warming up here until the last week in June normally.

  26. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    I think I said this before but…
    I’m afraid there is a much larger problem. Gore put way too much of himself into that abortion of a movie, turning them ino Secondary Gore Effect Generators.

    More and more copies of this movie are being produced every day, by an industry that doesn’t care a bit about their negative effect on the Planet.

    If this trend continues, there will be ice sheets 30 feet high rolling through El Paso in 20 years.

    By 2050, 90% of the Earth’s land masses will be frozen. Uncoutable billions in Africa will starve to death.

    Women and minorities will be hardest hit.

    By 2100, the energy death of the universe is likely.

    We must act now! The ONLY way to save the Planet - indeed, the Universe - is to desroy the source of this effect. All copies of “An Abominable Lie” must be colleced, at gunpoint if need be. The copies and the original will be placed in a storage facility in San Francisco, along with the industry fat cats who are perpetrating this crime against Mother Gaia. We should then pull back from San Fran and nuke the whole place from orbit (it’s the only way to be sure).

    A short time later, we can nuke Seattle (because all the Gorbots who escaped the initial sweep will congrigate there) and France (because……..it’s France).

    After this cleansing is completed and Mother Earth has returned to the perfect climate she’s always enjoyed, we can work on punishing the man who caused all this carnage; the one man whose family history of lies, deciet, theft, and murder have led us all to the brink of disaster. George Bush must be destroyed! (Hey, he gets blamed for everything else!)

  27. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    ACLPoo

    There must be something I’m doing wrong to the environment. Who do I send the check to?

    Me.