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Imagine that. The Karbala attack that led to the murder of five U.S. soldiers seems to have Iranian fingerprints all over it.

You know, the Iran whose former leader was busy getting his cock tongue-washed by John Fuckface Kerry the other day.

So, will the abduction and murder of U.S. soldiers have any consequences for Iran?

With President Limpdick in power?

BWAHAH!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Heck, Dubya might go as far as to refuse to use lube up his asshole the next time Ahmadinnerjacket wants a quick poke in the hole, but that’s about as far as he’ll go.

The dickless, disgrace to Texas piece of shit.

Here’s the Imperial Promise to the People of the United States, were we to be eligible for the position of President and were we to be elected:

If you mess with the United States, your country will become a glowing glass parking lot within four hours of your act of aggression. No questions asked, no ultimatums issued, no crawl-on-our-knees sessions before the Useless Nitwits.

You leave US alone, we leave YOU alone.

If not, you die.

ALL of you.

27 Responses to “Don’t Expect it to Have Consequences, However”
  1. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    I don’t guarantee that he won’t show some balls. W may just surprise us all.

  2. LC HOGHEAD Comment by LC HOGHEAD

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    I can only hope W has learned from November, and has unshackled his Cojones.

  3. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Cassus Belli anyone. Sooner or later there will be some Iranian incursion with enough of a smoking gun footprint that W and Condi can tell the UN to sod off and do what is needed.

    With Iran’s internal dissent it will only take a little pressure to depose the Mullahs. The aftermath will be a pure evil bitch though.

  4. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Cassus Belli anyone. Sooner or later there will be some Iranian incursion with enough of a smoking gun footprint that W and Condi can tell the UN to sod off and do what is needed.

    He has enough.

    He hasn’t done anything.

    I’ve had female goldfish with more balls than that appeasing, islamococksucking son of a syphilitic heifer.

    He’s dead to me.

    Dead.

  5. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Does anyone wonder how they would get our uniforms and know which cars they use? :wallbash_tb: :question_ee: :question_ee:

  6. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I expect war. The left will scream it’s a Gulf of Tonkin setup, regardless of the truth. Of course I view them as traitors and God help any I run across in a case of severe domestic civil unrest. For they are the sorts not hesitating to imprison me for refusing to tolerate the treason in our midst. I will cheerfully kill them if given the opportunity. And taking whatever precautions I can to lesson the economic impact. I speak with friends having children in the military. We all hope and pray, supporting each other. I think of my buddy Travis, adopting him as a soldiers angel. He’s back in Iraq. In my prayers. Sending him another package and letter Monday. I think it’s coming, and we will lose a lot of men…….perhaps even go nuclear. No doubt we can prevail, but the cost will be horrendous. For I belive, if this is forced upon us, this time pull out the stops and end it permanently. I don’t want it, but if so…….

  7. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    I don’t guarantee that he won’t show some balls. W may just surprise us all.

    I’m not holding my breath, however. I seriously doubt that any of the current crowd of appeasers in Washington will ever pull their heads out of the asses of Whollywierd and show a spine.

    Don’t get me wrong, I would dearly love to be proven wrong on this. I think we ALL would.

    But I don’t see it happening.

  8. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Does anyone wonder how they would get our uniforms and know which cars they use?

    The vehicles are easy. Just watch what comes in and out.

    The uniforms are a little more difficult, but not a lot. All that takes is money. I can call any of several outfits here in the states with a credit card and get current issue uniforms, (or, at the very least uniforms that will LOOK current issue), for a couple hundred bucks a body. That includes web gear and the rest of it.

    That is, if I just couldn’t pay some local sympathizer to steal the stuff on base and slip it out of the wire in a garbage truck.

    This thing took some organization, and a little bit of inside information, and some training for the attack crew so that they could “act American”. The uniforms and equipment would just take a little time and money, depending on how they went about getting them.

  9. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Don’t get me wrong, I would dearly love to be proven wrong on this. I think we ALL would.

    You betcha.

    As a matter of fact, if the order was given for the Buffs to level every single Iranian military installation that we can get the coords for (and yes, we have every justification to do so under the laws of war and THEN some), I’ll be singing W’s praises from dawn ’till dusk.

    Unfortunately, I KNOW that I needn’t worry about wearing my vocal chords out at any point in the future.

    The best we can hope for by way of a response from the Weenie House after four years of Iran murdering our soldiers, not to mention countless Iraq civilians, is a mention that we MIGHT issue a sternly worded note of mild diplomatic concern.

    He’s President, alright, he just doesn’t have the first fucking clue what country he’s the President OF.

  10. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Sadly I think nothing will happen until it becomes politically expedient for them to do so. Our prez no exception, a major disappointment, to put it mildly. Seemingly the left cares for nothing save power, regardless of the cost to the country. So it would seem both sides have sold us out. But I would support anybody that would just show some fucking spine! Until then, my awesome buddy…….he’s got more balls then all of DC. And he’s gelded.

  11. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    He’s President, alright, he just doesn’t have the first fucking clue what country he’s the President OF.

    Mexico?

  12. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I agree with ya Sire that nothing will come form this, unfortunately, but I’m willing to give a little benefit of the doubt here that W et al are going to do something about it, eventually.

    As far as the terrorists who pulled this off speaking English, any one else think that they may have actually been Americans recruited here, either in prison or in one of our home grown madrassa’s in California, home of Taliban Johnie and that other asshole who’s name escapes me at the moment?

  13. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    any one else think that they may have actually been Americans recruited here,

    Or Iranians who attended college here as exchange students.

    either in prison

    Sadly, it would be possible to find convicts in prison who had some military experience. After all, it would not be likely that members of, say, the Iranian military would be able to render a salute in the same manner that an American would. The salute is something that would be at the level of muscle memory, doing it in a different manner than accustomed would be extremely difficult…

  14. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I think it’s Adam Gadahn, crunchie, or goddamn as the case may be. Here in Kalifornia we do have our fair share of nut cases like this twerp. Just a shortage of lead in his diet, I’m sure.

  15. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    Well, I just got off the phone with Texas…. They’re demanding a Dubya Paternity Test in case they can wash their hands of him.

    But on the topic at hand, with all the copies, ripoffs, surplus and look-alikes out there the uniforms, weapons etc. would be just easy as pie like LC Guido Cabrone says.

    Hell, if you didn’t mind sticking out like a sore thumb, you can get fake desert camo in my fat-arse size, with webbing to fit.

    I am curious about the whole “not slipping up” thing, that really reeks of way more training than the Inspurgents seem to be up for…… Or like several have said, they’re home grown douchebags with Mooslimb agendas. Not like the US and the UK don’t have plenty of their own Fifth Column living legal and free as birds after all.

  16. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    I don’t want to go out on a limb and make a prediction, but I suspect W may surprise us all yet. There’s a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes the last few days.

  17. Unregistered Comment by peterobinson

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    I’ve got a relatively “small problem” with all of this excitement.
    I just about hit the ceiling when I first saw the article about this…. then I noticed that the first report was by the so-accurate(not) “AP”…… and had to decide to take it with the proverbial “grain of salt” (or shaker-full)

    In the absence of the truly dispositive fauxtographs…. what *am* I to think?

  18. Unregistered Comment by Crapburner

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    Kitties….oh gawd my heart is going to melt. looks like my little rugrat that tears around the pad and he too has been snipped and lately have more vim and vigger to kill MOOOSSEEELLLIIIMMMBBBSSS than Jorge Arbusto.

    He is not a war time leader. He is a failed President. Democraps are even worse in the spineless department in dealing with our soldiers getting killed by those dickwads Persian fucks.

    Pray for a military coup in the USA because there is no leadership on the right or left in this existental battle with mutherfookin’ evil. They have all been bought out. We need a Caeser, a Patton and a Genghis Khan rolled into one.

  19. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    The Bush administration has a “mountain of evidence” of Iranian involvement in Iraq, state department spokesman Sean McCormack said. It hopes to make public as much of the dossier as possible, ideally this week.

  20. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Mohammed al-Daini, a prominent Sunni member of parliament, last week accused Maliki of bowing to pressure from Tehran by releasing 482 Iranian prisoners in August last year, two days before the Iraqi prime minister traveled to Iran.

    “Iran demanded that Maliki free the prisoners before setting foot in the country,” al-Daini alleged. “He postponed his visit twice, but he finally agreed.”

  21. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I don’t want to go out on a limb and make a prediction, but I suspect W may surprise us all yet. There’s a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes the last few days.

    If you’re right, and I hope and pray that you are, then I’ll be eating crow like it’s Beluga caviar and wearing the biggest, most shit-eatingest happy grin on my face that this world ever saw.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Motolaw

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    “If you mess with the United States, your country will become a glowing glass parking lot within four hours of your act of aggression. No questions asked, no ultimatums issued, no crawl-on-our-knees sessions before the Useless Nitwits.

    You leave US alone, we leave YOU alone.

    If not, you die.

    ALL of you. ”

    AFUCKINGMEN!!!!!

    I’d throw in an additional warning to the French: If you utter so much as a sacre bleu in protest we’ll shine your ass to glass too.

  23. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    When, and I believe not if this happens, for all the signs are there…..it will make Iraq look like an exercise. This will be a deadly serious, big time, full blown war. We will lose vessels and soldiers. The left will celebrate our casualties, being the defeatest, self-haters they are. Perhaps even try an impeachment. But I believe groundwork is being laid to avoid such a scenario, I too, think something is going on behind the scenes…just gut level shit, I can’t explain it. Hopefully Misha can save some of the crow for me, along with the humble pie I would bring, for I would love to have my faith restored.

  24. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Guys, as much as I’d like to see Iran attacked, invaded, and freed, it’ll never happen.

    As soon as Jorge announces that we are attacking based on multiple, documented Acts Of War by Iran, the House will move to impeach him and the Vice President (who, by the way, still has my respect). The Truth of the situation will matter not.

    Impeachment will sail through the House, and, after a couple of months of High Political Theatre, the *spit* senate *spit* will vote to remove both the president and Vice-President.

    Pelosi will take the reins for the balance of the term, and a compliant media will give every move she makes a nice, shiny halo of delightfulness and gooey, squishy love. (barf)

    Hilary will win in ‘08, after having cut a deal with Pelosi that she will not run for election. That, and the multiple files on Pelosi’s abuses of power during her long and storied career. That’s how Bush and Cheney’s removal will get the votes in the senate.

    Sooo, no invasion in Iraq. However, covert ops can still be run, if el-presidente has bigger balls than that cat pictured above.

    But that’s a big if.

  25. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    Hey Caveman, I love your cat. It’s more intimidating than the UN. My dog is hiding under the bed, kind of like Congress.

    Before everyone consigns GWB to the flames of hell, consider what it means to lead a nation that is categorically unwilling to fight a war at present - a real war. FDR with both Houses of Congress and a stacked Supreme Court had a hell of a time. The trigger event was Pearl Harbor, after which the options were: support the war, shut your mouth, off to the gulag. Some civil rights really took a hit, a dilute form of martial law was instituted, and censorship. Illegal combatants were executed. Violins please.

    9/11 was not enough for bedwetters, it will take one or more US cities, or Israeli cities, vaporized before we go to war. I hate it. It is fundamentally, strategically and morally wrong, but do not expect rationality or logic from fat happy Americans all the time - especially when to wage war. You will become bitter, cynical, and diasppointed. Don’t believe me? Read Winston Churchill’s The Second World War . It is amazing, depressing, inspiring and true.

    Patience. Iran’s Mullahs have their day of reckoning coming. Will they have the bomb first? Who knows. Itis more than likely to have some.

    We are having an outstanding success in Somalia, where the Ethiopians have just kicked the shit out of the Islamic Courts. The full extent of this achievement will be known when (as other naysayers have noted) it is known to what extent the IC can regoup as a guerilla force and carry on. The Somalis bypassed Mogadishu - I would have been tempted to bomb it flat with B-52s. Mogadishu delenda est!

    This war is not just about Iraq and Iran. We are making headway in Africa, Southeast Asia, India, and losing ground in Pakistan. It would not surprise me to see Pakistan nuked before Iran.

  26. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Houndofdoom:

    Pelosi does not have enough votes to sucessfully impeach.

    Besides … you can’t cut funding on a nuclear strike.

  27. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Hi Kristopher

    Pelosi does not have enough votes to sucessfully impeach.

    Never underestimate how many pussies with an ‘R’ after their name will abandon ship to save their own asses if they feel that that’s the way the wind is blowing.

    Besides … you can’t cut funding on a nuclear strike.

    It is nice to dream, though.