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…like when Heir #2 ran into the living room with a home-spun Lego contraption in his hands that resembled a fighter plane a lot.

“What’s that, son?”

“It’s a Hornet, daddy”

“Wow. That looks neat! Can I see it for a moment?”

“Not right now, daddy, I’m busy”

“Oh? You’re busy doing what?”

“We’re killing Hajis!

Good boy. GOOOOOOOD boy!

*Beams with pride*

36 Responses to “Great Moments in Parenting”
  1. Unregistered Comment by Tyris

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    Interesting… it sounds a lot more fun than Cops and Robbers or Cowboys and Indians. And this way, no one has to stoop to being a terrorist. ^_^

    Good to see at least SOME kids out there won’t be easily indoctrinated into the PC mindset. Keep it up, Sire.

  2. Unregistered Comment by jimmytheclaw

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    sounds more like cowboys and muslims

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Excellent Sire! You are indeed raising them well.

  4. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    So when can the Army or the Corps expect an application?

  5. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    I wonder how long before a libfool cruises by and accuses you of being no better than the the Palis teaching their young to be martyrs. I hope one does so we can watch you destroy the tard.
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4639921789181083769

    Show this to the heirs. They should know their is more than one way to skin a haji from the air.

  6. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    sounds more like cowboys and muslims

    Can’t be, we ain’t play Cowboys and Muzzies yet…

  7. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    That just makes me so damned proud.

  8. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Good job. Never too early to start teaching the next generation who the enemy is.

  9. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    LMAO! That is priceless, Sire! And Hajis, yet!

  10. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Way to go Sire!

    My lil’ girls will see a “bad guy” on TV and say “Stinking hippie”. From the mouths of babes.

    I guess the next generation is in pretty good hands after all.

  11. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    LMAO! That is priceless, Sire! And Hajis, yet!

    You better believe it. And I, having trouble believing it, even made him repeat what he just said, just to make sure that I heard it right.

    The best thing is, I didn’t teach him anything. He must have learned by osmosis, I guess :)

  12. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    They pick up more than we would like sometimes Sire. It’s good to know they pick up the good with the bad.

  13. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    I’ll bet you were proud, Emperor. You are obviously setting a good example for your sons in that they are able to cut through the bullshit at such an early age and know who their enemies are. Bravo! No one is going to put any PC crapola over on them. I hope, should they be enrolled in public school, tht they’ll be able to withstand the rigors of librul indoctrination. But I have a feeling that they’ll both do just fine! I remember a photograph of one your sons holding a firearm. I’d love to see the lefties suffer the vapors over that! Mheh!

  14. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Osmosis my ass… It’s in his DNA!!

    Just like women and “ON SALE!”

  15. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Heh. Our boy told his kindergarten teacher we needed to preemptively bomb Iran. That was 4 years ago. It didn’t go over very well, I guess, but I wasn’t there when it happened. Apparently military tactics is not an appropriate topic for conversation at circle time.

  16. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    … although now he says he wishes time travel were possible, because then we could go back and take out Mohammed and solve the problem before it started …

  17. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Check that hippie’s truck for a gunrack a’fore ya call em’ a stinker..Crunchie,,

    Don’t wanna havta’ explain to the kiddies the difference between a hippy and a hairyassed biker ’till they get a little older,,
    From a distance, it’s hard to tell.
    ‘Reckon on a tv show it’s easier to be sure.

    ‘Case anyone’s wonderin’..Ain’t no flowers in my long hair, but I got some Orange tree bark under my butt-leather.

  18. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    BTW, Misha - How old, and how to arrange a play date?

  19. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Thats a given Cheapshot. They don’t call em stinking hippies because of their appearance, it’s the “meanies” that “do bad things”. Like the ones that “Walker kicks in the butt”.

  20. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    BTW, Misha - How old, and how to arrange a play date?

    Five, and always available, particularly for an heir as obviously righteous as yours!

    I have a suspicion that they’d have one HECK of a time (but we’d have to hide the launch codes).

  21. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    it’s the “meanies” that “do bad things”.

    OOoo that could be me too (wicked grin)
    Next time we’re swillin’ spirit’s I’ll tell ya some “infiltration” yarns.
    My mop give’s me access to some sensitive moonbat areas, to devastating effect..
    Greenpeacers are a RIOT!

  22. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    My very existence is an insult to green-pissers. Loved cutting off some leftard type with commie-themed stickers on his ugly-ass car on the way into Chicago, this Wednesday– while doing a fuckin’ wheelie!! Never knew rice-burners could be so offensive and fun!

  23. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Children are far smarter than we give them credit for.

    I know someone who should be getting the Oppenheimer Jr playset for Christmas. Considering the questionable hands on our nuclear arsenals, it seems to me your youngster would be better suited to keeping the button that Jorge is :)

  24. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Misha: Well, he is 9 actually, so he’s a little bit older. Are you home schooling yours, or do they attend public or private school? I have a feeling mine said a few un-PC things (besides the Iran reference) to the teacher, because she seemed very relieved to see him leave! And this was a VERY PC teacher.

  25. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Cheapshot, I DEFNITELY wanna hear those stories at the next beer swillin opportunity.

  26. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Criminy Mister, I wanna hear summa’ yours,,that-is, the one’s ya ain’t gotta kill me fer. ;}

    Call Elchy!

  27. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    We need to hook up cheapshot. That is as soon as I can shit myself an extra day of the week. Maybe bangie and I can squeeze a day trip up to the land of mouse this summer. It ain’t like it’s all that far.

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    HEHEHE not sure if it’s good or bad, but it’s funny. If your kids go to school, they may have trouble with the p.c. teachers.

  30. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Anyone in a YeeHaw mood?

  31. Naviguesser Comment by Naviguesser

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    Truly amazing. You’re doing your job as a parent, but you’ve been remiss. Where was the drink alert? I’m glad I had another keyboard handy. I’m plucking the keys off the other one to scrub off the Sam Adams. Fucker.

  32. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Misha: Well, he is 9 actually, so he’s a little bit older. Are you home schooling yours, or do they attend public or private school?

    They’ll be going to private school (at least until we can wiggle our schedules enough to home school them). Those are the plans, anyway.

    HEHEHE not sure if it’s good or bad, but it’s funny. If your kids go to school, they may have trouble with the p.c. teachers.

    I’m afraid you could be right. But, then again, that would be fun for me, because the poor teachers would then have a problem too. A rather big and vicious one :)

    Truly amazing. You’re doing your job as a parent, but you’ve been remiss. Where was the drink alert?

    Heh :) If it’s any consolation, I’d like to point out that my reaction was pretty much the same when I heard it, so I had to do some emergency scrubbing and drying myself :)

  33. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    So Misha, I’ve been rethinking about the Heirs meeting my lil’ Princesses. At least I know that they have their heads screwed on right and come from good genes. Might be a couple of suitors I wouldn’t have to shoot.

  34. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    So Misha, I’ve been rethinking about the Heirs meeting my lil’ Princesses. At least I know that they have their heads screwed on right and come from good genes. Might be a couple of suitors I wouldn’t have to shoot.

    You’re just trying to get them off your hands after the “bathroom incident”, Crunchie, might as well admit it ;)

    Seriously, thanks! That’s a high honor indeed and some very kind words too.

    As to having to shoot them, you wouldn’t have had to worry in the first place. If the Heirs were to treat your Princesses like anything less than royalty, they’d end up wishing that I’d let you shoot them :)

  35. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    You’re just trying to get them off your hands after the “bathroom incident”, Crunchie, might as well admit it

    :LOL: Guilty as charged.

    If the Heirs were to treat your Princesses like anything less than royalty, they’d end up wishing that I’d let you shoot them

    Which is exactly why I have rethought my position on the whole issue. They would be a lot better off dating gentlemen, not to mention the stress off of me of having to run each suitor through the ringer.

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