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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Senate Grows by Three Turds
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(Via LC & IB Mike)

Heil continues, “On Wednesday afternoon, Capitol Police cordoned off a section of the hallway on the third floor of the Senate side of the Capitol, where at least three piles of the stuff [Feces, to be specific — Emp. M] were causing a stench — and a stir. At first, the word circulating among the staff was that a visiting child had fallen ill while in the gallery. But then the prevailing theory was that the foul stuff had come from an adult or group of adults making a yet-to-be-determined political statement.”

According to the paper, “Reports also circulated that the yucky stuff had been smeared on seats in the gallery overlooking the chamber floor, and the gallery remained closed hours after the incident was first noted.”

The general consternation was mixed with joyful statements from Jorge Arbusto/Harry Reid/McKennedy/Lindsay Lohan Graham etc., noting that they were now three votes closer to cloture on the Zhamnesty Bill.

19 Responses to “Senate Grows by Three Turds”
  1. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Sounds like three Americans were expressing their opinion of the Shamnesty Bill to me. Count my piece of shit in as well.

  2. Tom Doniphon Comment by Tom Doniphon

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    Frankly, I’m rather surprised that the Capitol Police were able to distinguish the three piles from the folks working there…

  3. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6

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    Plus Tom, you’d think it would be a pleasant change of fragrance.

  4. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    I don’t know… Shitting uncontrollably, and anywhere, is more of a leftard thing. Since they are not smart enough to make coherent arguments about ANYTHING, they crap, puke, or vandalize.

  5. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Reid just burped, that’s all.

  6. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    The obvious question is what registered™ party affiliation they’ll pick for them, and of course who gets to brand the Wrinkle-Neck Capitol Doggies.

  7. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Ted [The Cape Cod Orca] Kennedy shifts uncomfortably in his seat, looks around, sniffs the air looking annoyed.

  8. Tom Doniphon Comment by Tom Doniphon

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    Plus Tom, you’d think it would be a pleasant change of fragrance.

    No kidding… like a lilac in a landfill.

    Since they are not smart enough to make coherent arguments about ANYTHING, they crap…

    But as long as they only use one square of TP, it’s okay.

  9. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Capitol Hill is just so full of shit that it is finally backing up and now oozing out of the floors and walls.

  10. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    That is pretty sick. I remember a few months ago at some sort of Anti-American “protest” some protoplasmic waste of skin took a dump on an American flag. He better be glad that I was not there or he would have been in pieces.

  11. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Just guests from a turd world country …

  12. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    The delegation from mexico mebbe??

  13. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Spartan -

    Except five lawyers would’ve jumped up declaring that said waste of skin had a “right to express” himself and you were interfering with it.

  14. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    You are probibly right. My ass kicking days are mostly behind me now, I was one of the mean girls in high school. If someone desicrates a flag in front of me I cannot guarantee that I would not rip the buttheat to shreds.

  15. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    How does it make a difference on Capitol Hill, which pile of shit grows? I mean, these twits in the Senate, and House, the sellouts, the traitors, the so-called moderates, the RINOs, are all a dung heap in need of removal.

  16. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Associate Press - Updated: 10:18 a.m. PT June 15, 2007

    “The movement, which was passed on the floor of the Senate, is typical of what American voters have come to expect from their representatives …”

  17. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    He better be glad that I was not there or he would have been in pieces.

    I would have smeared it on his face, but that’s just me.

  18. baslimthecripple Comment by baslimthecripple

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    There was so much of it, there was just no way it came from a little kid or even that one person had done it,”

    Oh, I don’t know about that. I suspect it turned Ted Kennedy’s brown eyes blue.

  19. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    There are several plausible explanations.
    A. Someone successfully cloned all but the last 1.584% (Skin/hair/teeth) of our senators.
    B. Someone tabled a law that disolved all the perks/bennies/retirement riches that senators have given themselves, The ensueing mess was a natural human reaction.
    C. Someone posted N A K E D photos of Hillary(ous) on the monitors, again!
    D. Some citizens where just trying to return in-kind what we’ve been fed for a while now.
    E. Someone (My Hero) switched out the chocolate candy dish with Ex-Lax on a closed door session, then locked the bathroom doors.