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Our friends at the Imperial Ministry of War have been compiling a list of little-known facts about the the most fetching lass currently vying for the Democrat nomination, Miss Johnna Edwards.

Our favorite?

A single drop of John Edwards’ blood contains enough estrogen to reverse menopause.

And the rest are just as good.

No fluids in the same area code as your computer, please. You have been warned.

31 Responses to “Fun Facts About Silky Pony”
  1. Unregistered Comment by JoeBigsky770

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    BWAHAHahahahahaha! “The future of America” Ruh-Roh! Please, God. . .Take me now. . .

    :handslapsforehead:

  2. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Oh man, breathe…must stop laughing…of man, that is good stuff right there.

  3. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    The “tooth edwards”?

    damn, that link gets broadbanded….too funny to keep.

    Did you know that silky pony was a college football player? I think he played at North Carolina. I wonder what this guy would do if he saw him use his “product” in the locker room

  4. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Did you know that silky pony was a college football player?

    Tight end or wide receiver? Boys or girls team? Or did you say “footsie” player?

  5. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Crunchie sez:

    Tight end or wide receiver? Boys or girls team? Or did you say “footsie” player?

    Sorry man, I don’t know the subtleties of those games…being that I played a Mans Game in school, I had no time for sissy games like hockey or rugby or football or footsie….nosirree

  6. TheCount Comment by TheCount

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    Tight end or wide receiver? Boys or girls team? Or did you say “footsie” player?

    Crunch, I think Silky Pony was more of a Towel Boy or a waterboy. Then again, he could have been the massage boy who gave the “happy endings” after the big game!

  7. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Very funny-he does sometimes seem a little effeminate.

  8. paragon27x Comment by paragon27x

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    Well Mindy1, I get the impression you are a gentle soul, when you call The Swishy Pony “a little effeminate”.

    I think he makes Liberace look like Mike Ditka.

  9. Unregistered Comment by LC + IB Gutshot

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    Very funny-he does sometimes seem a little effeminate.

    John Edwards is to “a little effeminate” what Michael Moore-on is to “some meat on his bones.”

  10. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    I think he makes Liberace look like Mike Ditka.

    Talk about shooting fish in a barrel.

    Jennifer Anistan is upset with John Edwards because schoolgirls now imitate his hairstyle.

    The San Francisco Gay Pride Parade banned John Edwards because he upstaged all the drag queens.

    Edwards is the only presidential candidate to rethink running because he heard the winners don’t receive a crown and a bouquet of roses.

    I would end this with a curt “That is All” but there is SO much more that could be said, and knowing this group, will be.

  11. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » All about the Silky Pony

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  12. LC Shamalama Comment by LC Shamalama

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    Said Rush: “Senator John Edwards — patron saint of stiff hair, hair spray, and empty heads.”

    Anyone remember, during the Kerry/Edwards circus, Edwards saying, “When John Kerry is president, people in wheelchairs will walk again”, while politicizing Christopher Reeve’s death?

  13. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    Bill Clinton never inhaled and John Edwards never swallowed…

  14. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    Try to be nice to him. Johnny is in the terminal stages of a metastasized cancer of the ego.

  15. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    RURIK
    This is off-topic, but I have been waiting for you to appear to pounce. You had once exchanged an offer of correspondence or at least linking to your articles. I keep asking if you had recieved my e-mail address, but you never answer my posts. If you have subsequently decided I’m an idiot and not worth your time–that’s fine. I’ll survive, but I do wish you would let me know one way or another. Thank you.

    PC

  16. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Very funny-he does sometimes seem a little effeminate.

    John Edwards is to manly what Badminton is to Rugby.

    “A little effeminate” my ass. Look up “squish” in the Oxford English Dictionary and you find Edwards picture.

    John Edwards makes the purple teletubby look manly.

    John Edwards makes John Kerry look manly.

    John Edwards makes a bowl of warm strawberry jello look manly.

    SHAMALAMA - Why is his mouth so round in the picture?

  17. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    Why is his mouth so round in the picture?

    That’s a rhetorical question, right? Isn’t it kinda obvious why?

  18. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    I just can\’t believe this sissy-bitch wants to be President. Shit! No way in hell is this frilly little pussy-boy gonna be my Commander-In-Chief.

  19. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Re: Shamalama’ picture above:

    He really is a pretty girl!

  20. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    OK guys. I’ve resisted the urge to post, because you are having so much fun venting. What’s with the gay shit? Unless someone here is secretly gay (possible), I’m sure I have spent WAY more time in gay bars than any of you have (hanging with friends, of course!), and there is nothing obviously gay about this guy. I’m not psychic (just psycho)–I can’t say whether he is or not. But I would not say he is based on appearance or behavior. If you find his behavior annoying, the term is “metrosexual.”

    Now I really need to go to work. At least I’ll get parking this late.

  21. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    John Edwards is to manly what Pee Wee Herman is to Fred Thompson.

  22. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    If you find his behavior annoying, the term is “metrosexual.”

    Isn’t that spelled closer to “Homersexual”? I mean, it’s obvious to me . . .

    Have a great evening at work, PC!

  23. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    well, if you think edwards is weird,

    check out Mike Gravel’s campaign ad.

  24. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha

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    I don’t think he is gay. Even the gay guys I know would think he is a wuss, though. The reason people are poking fun at him here is because he is such a phony little sissy. He doesn’t look heterosexual. He doesn’t look homosexual. He looks so weak as to appear asexual, like a glossy little Ken doll. No balls. All plastic.

  25. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Any man that uses more hairspray than Zsa Zsa Gabor is a Metrosexual Pansy of the first order. Wouldn’t surprise me to find out he wore panty liners too.

  26. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Princess N@, you’ve hit the nail on the head, Shampoo Boy is definitely the MOST artificial FOP on the campaign landscape, 100% artificial, ALL filler material.

  27. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Speaking of presidental candidates…it would appear Fred is number one now….God, do I hope so. Him vs the hildebeest…….
    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/2008_republican_presidential_primary

  28. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    PC #15

    It seems I’ve missed some of those posts. And I have not received any address from or for you.
    But anyway, no, I wouldn’t considre anyone with an advanced degree in biology an idiot. So look, let me break cover here. i can be found at sto-dot-gramov-at-gmail-dot-com. There.

  29. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi

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    I don’t think he is gay. Even the gay guys I know would think he is a wuss, though.

    Seconded.

    The reason people are poking fun at him here is because he is such a phony little sissy. He doesn’t look heterosexual. He doesn’t look homosexual. He looks so weak as to appear asexual, like a glossy little Ken doll. No balls. All plastic.

    Bingo. The words I typically use to describe him are “sissy”, “fop”, and “ambulance-chaser”. Never thought of him as being homosexual. The biggest flamboyant flamers I know are more masculine than he is, and a whole lot less fake.

  30. paragon27x Comment by paragon27x

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    I came back to this thread to perhaps chuck another grenade or two at the Swishy Pony…

    Maybe something involving his potential future career a a Rabbit Pearl product demonstrator… (he pitches, AND catches all by himself!!!)

    Then I saw the 20 MT Thermo-Nuclear Warhead dropped by Princess Natasha…

    (asexual.. no balls.. all plastic..) OMG!!!

    My sword is yours, Princess!!!

  31. Unregistered Comment by Harvey

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    Just glad to bring a smile.

    By the way, Edwards facts are going to be a daily series at IMAO, so check back regularly.

    LC & IB Harvey