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LC 0311 Crunchie went hog-hunting with a few friends in order to have proper food for a party for his son who is off to join the Corps, and a great time was had by all. Well, except for the hog, of course, who didn’t much appreciate the stabbing, but that was her problem.

And, being the faithful souls that they are, they naturally brought a koran with them for spiritual guidance. But what to do once the hunt is over?

If you’ve got a koran and a dead hog, what could you possibly come up with?

Well, for one thing, you should most certainly cover up the horrible wound in the poor piggy, lest you offend some sensitive soul passing by:

Of course, that might lead to a bit of a mess:

Let’s see how absorbent those patented asswipes of allah’s really are:

Oh great, now we’ve got this pig-blood-soaked koran and nowhere to stick it… Hey, wait a minute! Let’s stick it in here!

See? Playing with books is fun, boys and girls!

Now go and do likewise.

79 Responses to “Proper Uses for the koran”
  1. TheCount Comment by TheCount

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    Who knew wild boars were Muslim? Hmmmmm…looks like I have a new hunting trip to book!

    Also, I hope that you guys already took the pleasure to send these to every pisslamic site you could find.

  2. Unregistered Comment by jonthum

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    But why get a koran in the first place? It’s not even good for wiping one’s ass!

  3. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott

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    *snort*

  4. Elijah Comment by Elijah

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    What a lovely way to start the morning. :D

  5. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Nice. But where’s the explosives?


    Did my message get through this time, Emperor? I didn’t get any bounce messages.

  6. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    That’s the kind of art the NEA should fund.

    The koran in the pig’s mouth was the perfect touch.

  7. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Crunchie! You must be happier than a pig shitting a koran. You tell that little Crumb Crunchie we will keep the home fires stoked, and the beer cold.

    Do send him off with a bit of knowledge that that will remain with him forever:

    November 10th

    Chesty Puller

    Tonnes Tavern

    I am proud of you Crumb Crunchie!

  8. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Damn Crunchie,

    If I send you a koran could you “autograph” my copy like that?

    LC Mope
    sez:

    Do send him off with a bit of knowledge that that will remain with him forever:

    November 10th

    Chesty Puller

    Tonnes Tavern

    Don’t forget to tell him about:
    John Basilone
    Belleau Wood
    Hue City

    and pass along my best as well, we got your six Marine.

  9. Brummbar Comment by Brummbar

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    Damn, you’re never gonna get that thing down the toilet now…

  10. fargus Comment by fargus

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    You stuck it in the wrong end.

    Jonthum, I’m thinking of having some printed up on nice quilted two-ply, so we can show it the respect it deserves.

  11. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    If I send you a koran could you “autograph” my copy like that?

    Be happy to Jaybear!

    I am proud of you Crumb Crunchie!

    and pass along my best as well, we got your six Marine.

    Thanks for the well wishes guys, I will definitely pass them along. The bon voyage bash is scheduled for Saturday, and he ships out Monday. If I do this right he will still be hung over when the DI’s “greet” him at Parris Island. I want the boy to get the full benefits of that particular milestone.

    Now, does anyone want to buy a slightly used edition of the Koran. Never been read and only desecrated once!

  12. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    So Sire, do you think this will finally get you your fartwah?

  13. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Best wishes and Godspeed to your son and soon to be Marine. You are really being kind of an asshole, sending him off hung over? Those friggin’ yellow footprints, never enough and you’re always too slow gettin’ off the fucking bus!!!!!

  14. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Now, does anyone want to buy a slightly used edition of the Koran. Never been read and only desecrated once!

    Crunchie, yer gunna need an offset fer that!

    You don’t need any Mooselimbs sitting around the campfire in their cave, eating beans and passing fartwas,now do you?

    I’ll sell any offset, any color, for $9.99, That’s right, any offset, anytime $9.99!

    Get yours today!

  15. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    You are really being kind of an asshole, sending him off hung over?

    Yup. He needs the training!

    Those friggin’ yellow footprints

    Bwuhaha. “Fond” memories alright. I still hate the color yellow.

    Best wishes and Godspeed to your son

    Thank you Caveman.

  16. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I’ll sell any offset, any color, for $9.99, That’s right, any offset, anytime $9.99!

    Well hell Mope, for that price order me a gross.

  17. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Did my message get through this time, Emperor? I didn’t get any bounce messages.

    Yep, I did. I’ll get back to it as soon as I get over my RCOB from learning yet more about the atrocities of the liberal left’s darling “Iraqi Minutemen.”

    So Sire, do you think this will finally get you your fartwah?

    If it doesn’t, then I don’t know what the fuck will, Crunchie.

    Truth be told, I think it’s because they’re afraid of me. Not that I don’t understand that. Heck, I scare myself at times.

  18. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Well hell Mope, for that price order me gross.

    Exactly my point, Crunchie…if you’re gunna be gross, buy offsets!

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    Hee hee hee, I think I hear Imanutjob screaming about what you’d just did to that “innocent” Koran, Crunchie.

    And I wish the kid luck in Parris Island.

  20. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Haha! Islamists PWNED! Let’s see if Misha finally gets that fartwa…

  21. LC FIAR Comment by LC FIAR

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    That

    is

    Hilarious!

  22. Unregistered Comment by darthapathy

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    I am deeply offended by this horrific display.

    How DARE people defile that poor pig with that Koran!

  23. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Good Job on that Koran, Crunchie! You could probably wash off that deeply offensive blood by peeing on it.

    And sending off your son to basic hung over? You are a cruel, cruel man. He’s gonna have a lot of anger to take out on the mooselimbs.

    Please send our best wishes to Crunchie, Jr. We’ll keep a good thought for him throughout Basic.

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    Proper Uses For The Koran…

    Things are gonna burn after this. Fatwa’s will be flying from all directions…

  25. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Yo Crunchie! Pass along my family’s best wishes to the Proto-Marine! Love the graduations at Parris Island! The boy is going to LOVE the sand gnats! Make sure he doesn’t swat at them or the mosquitoes ‘cuz they belong to the DIs! As for the yellow footprints… My daughter was lucky (?) enough to end up being the very first in line to open the big doors into Perdition. From what I heard, it wasn’t pretty.

    Interesting use of the Queer-an, my friend! I found myself wishing the Corpulent C*nt Rosie O could have subbed for the pig. I mean, what better way to pay tribute to the Queer-an than to have it tucked into a fat fold belonging to the Queen of Swine?

  26. Unregistered Comment by LC EFA

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    Good one Crunchie , and May Fart-Wah’s be upon you.

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    I cannor believe ou did that-you probably HAVE a fatwa, and have not been told yet-I can’t believe I laughed at that-my college self would have been offended. As for your son, wish him luck.

  28. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Fine vittles headin’ for the table, fatwa cookin’, Crunchie’s cadre is gettin’ things done.
    All without having to resort to (shudder) Gun Voilence!

    Happy fatwa to you
    Happy fatwa tooo youuuu.

  29. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Did you then use it to start the fire? Oh, wait, you wouldn’t have wanted to taint the pig with that smoke. BRILLIANT!

  30. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Bwahahahaha! Awesome!

  31. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Beautiful Crunchie!!!! Just fucking beautiful!

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    Nicely done. I guess were going to have to switch back to regular toilet paper now though.

  33. LC Shamalama Comment by LC Shamalama

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    Boys and Girls, let’s be careful here that we don’t offend those people of different backgrounds and lifestyles. We should be striving daily for to greater knowledge, understanding, and peaceful coexistence with all creatures of Mother Earth. Remember our Word Of The Year, “multi-culturalism”?

    Let’s forget all about this nasty porcine beast, hold hands and sing:

    Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
    Oh Lord, kumbaya

  34. Unregistered Pingback by Six Meat Buffet » Misha Raises the Bar

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    […] For those of you shooting for your own fatwa from the peace-loving practicers of the Religion of Peace™, the bar has just been raised. […]

  35. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    Crunchie,

    Crunchie Jr. just may end up in the first recruit class of a good friend of mine. Who knows?
    Sgt. JC just graduated from D.I. boot camp at LeJeune on the 20th of this month. I am so proud of him I could…well, I’d probably’ve hugged him all to pieces if I could have been there, so it’s just as well for his newly wrought ‘tough as nails’ image that I wasn’t able.
    Darn the luck, though.

    Anyways, all the best to your son. May he and JC both survive the experience and thrive on this new chapter in their lives.

  36. MasterGuns, Imperial Marine Comment by MasterGuns, Imperial Marine

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    Sorry guys. Most of you know that I am to the right of Atilla the Hun(damn liberal that he was), politically. That said, I think the deliberate desecration of the stupid-ass Koran is a bit over the top.

    I was offended by “piss Christ”, the Virgin Mary smeared in dung, the destruction of the Buddhist shrines in Afghanistan by a bunch of ignorant “pisslamists”, the many other “pisslamist’ desecrations of churches and temples worldwide, the desecration of Jewish graves by Nazi wannabees…..the list goes on and on.

    As the old saying goes….2 wrongs do not make a right.

    When we deliberately desecrate that which the 7th century Islamofascist assholes hold dear to them, we lower ourselves to their level. I agree that they are a bunch of uncivilized primitive savages. They still have the right to their idiotic religion. And we have the right to destroy them whenever necessary.

    I think screwing with the Koran is just in bad taste.

    Just my opinion….

    Nice hog Crunchie. I suggest a good old fashioned pig pickin’.

    Semper Fi.

  37. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I was offended by “piss Christ”, the Virgin Mary smeared in dung, the destruction of the Buddhist shrines in Afghanistan by a bunch of ignorant “pisslamists”, the many other “pisslamist’ desecrations of churches and temples worldwide, the desecration of Jewish graves by Nazi wannabees…..the list goes on and on.

    As the old saying goes….2 wrongs do not make a right.

    Well, Gunny, I agree and I don’t…

    You see, I’m not doing this to “get even”, I’m deliberately doing it to drive them hopping, screeching, frothingly insane. And, being a sadist, I enjoy it a great deal.

    I was offended by “piss Christ” etc. too, but the difference is that I, unlike the pisslamic cavemen, didn’t go howling mad, stomping my feet, burning down museums and G-d knows what else. They do, and it amuses me no end to think about them impotently slamming their fists into their falafels, frothing at the mouth and howling like stung pigs.

    Add to that that I’m sick and tired of the West constantly caving in and behaving like whipped pussies in order to “not offend the sensitive feelings of the religion of piss.” Well, if Piglet and piggy banks are too much to handle for the poor mooselimbs, let’s see how they handle some REAL offensive shit.

    It’s called “pushback” or “an eye for an eye”, and I happen to believe in that.

  38. kfosterm Comment by kfosterm

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    Mmmmm, bacon.

  39. hitnrun Comment by hitnrun

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    Eeeuuuuugh! Put that under a fold, please?

  40. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    Now you went and done it, you irritated the heck out of that dead pigs soul by using the karaam to desecrate a pig! My Gosh what did that pig ever do wrong? I wonder how many pigs are going to rise up and declare a fatwa on the lefthanded pork eaters of the world! Arnold, of Green Acres fame is leading a militant uprising of all the hollywood porkers to march on Mecca! I for one will be “rooting” for his cause!

  41. vilmar Comment by vilmar

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    It’s called “pushback” or “an eye for an eye”, and I happen to believe in that.

    I, too, being tired of the pussification of many Americans who don’t want to offend anyone lest they get “upset” at us, second that.

    As the cheerleaders say, “Push ‘em back, Push ‘em back, wa-a-a-y back!” …… like to the 3rd century.

  42. Unregistered Comment by Cookie

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    WOW!!! Oddly enuff, I had posted sumthin similar yesterday….but much less milder over at the Cookshack. Had to do with good old General “Black-Jack” Pershing and a tactic he allegedly used. I would not be a bit surprised if’n y’all get a real life fatwa issued fer ya regardin yur post…..

  43. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    You see, I’m not doing this to “get even”, I’m deliberately doing it to drive them hopping, screeching, frothingly insane. And, being a sadist, I enjoy it a great deal.

    Is there a better way to bring them out?
    If we don’t give them reason’s to kill us, they’ll just make up their own, as always.

    They want us dead. Anything else is just details.

    My pic would’ve been a dozen ripped pages rolled up, stuck in the other end, and lit like a Coheba.

  44. E L Frederick Comment by E L Frederick

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    I am so stealing that!

  45. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Crunchie:

    Damn! If that don’t get that fartwah, I am just absolutely incapable of imagining what it will take. Great Job!

    My best to Crunchie, Jr. I’m an old Army fart, but I have had the pleasure of working with some Marines in the past. One we got past the obligatory interservice rivalry shit, they were all great guys, and have reason to be groud of their service.

    I’ll put in a word for him with the BOSS on Sunday.

  46. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    That said, I think the deliberate desecration of the stupid-ass Koran is a bit over the top.

    No, the Queer-an cannot be desecrated enough. The practitioners of the ROP desecrated my neighborhood back in ‘01. I’m still extremely pissed about it. But I do think it over the top to further insult the poor sow by putting it in her mouth.

    Crunchie, I wish your son luck in the Corps. I have a feeling he’ll do OK with a dad like you. And another thing, I hope you get your fart-wa!

  47. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I’m going to send this to Zahibullah the Taliban Idiot.

  48. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    My pic would’ve been a dozen ripped pages rolled up, stuck in the other end

    My pic would’ve been a dozen ripped pages rolled up, stuck in the other end..ah, the possibilities…….

  49. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I see toilet paper by the book………..need to light your barbeque?

  50. LC George guy, Prophet of Neofederalism Comment by LC George guy, Prophet of Neofederalism

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    First reaction: Needlessly offensive.

    After deliberating: The enemy is barking loony. If you don’t flagrantly desecrate a Quran, the entire UK is still going to be in the crosshairs for daring to knight Sir Salman Rushdie, the entire Jewish population is still on the hit list for being Jewish, Christians from Catholics to Reformed Pentecostals have to watch their backs because of a comment the Pope made. Many of those people are probably defenseless. The least that could be done is to distract the mujaheddin with obnoxious and blasphemous acts of flagrant desecration, designed to provoke attacks against those prepared to receive them.

  51. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Nooo doubt.

    First reaction: Needlessly offensive.

    Tactically offensive, it’s a conspiracy

  52. Hermes Bound Comment by Hermes Bound

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    That said, I think the deliberate desecration of the stupid-ass Koran is a bit over the top.

    False. The deliberate liquidation of 2,974 American citizens (with the clear intent to kill more) on American soil by the Muslims who used the book and its corresponding religion as their inspiration, justification, and anticipated glorification has already desecrated the Koran exponentially-far beyond smearing a copy of the text with pig guts.

    And ANY ideology, religion, or culture that is more revolted by a trickle of pig’s blood than by the torrent of blood from thousands of innocent people HAS ALREADY desecrated itself FAR BEYOND anything that a few blokes with a pig and a book could ever do.

    When we deliberately desecrate that which the 7th century Islamofascist assholes hold dear to them, we lower ourselves to their level.

    Nonsense. We’ve got a few million Muslims more to execute for the crime of being Muslim, a few thousand mosques more to destroy for being Muslim mosques, and a couple of Muslim ‘holy’ sites to destroy BEFORE something like messing up a book brings us to their level.

    They still have the right to their idiotic religion. And we have the right to destroy them whenever necessary.

    And we have the right to malign their ‘idiotic religion’. That’s the beauty and the risk of liberty. Even if we find it distasteful (which I do, by the way), that’s all it is: a matter of taste, of opinion.

    I think screwing with the Koran is just in bad taste.

    Indeed it is. But inciting xenophobic, racist, and sexist murder, rape, bigotry, oppression, and mutilation is in FAR WORSE taste.

  53. Hermes Bound Comment by Hermes Bound

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    Oh yeah, add “the sexual abuse of children” to my last sentence, too.

  54. Terrapod Comment by Terrapod

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    Artistic Genius, especially that head shot! You may want to think of getting it mounted and placed over the fireplace.

    While I generally don’t approve of damaging books, in this case and for a sound purpose, I waive the rule.

    Got me thinking though… what would a .308 or 30-06 round at 100 yards look like going through this particular hardback? May have to find out one of these days.

  55. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    308 or 30-06 round at 100 yards look like going through this

    Laughing all the way,,

  56. Lance Comment by Lance

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    I haven’t been here for awhile. I forgot what kindred spirits we were. Your post above inspired me to “pork a little fun” at the mujis myself.

    My pic is here

    The full post: Busted! More Shocking Doctored MSM Photos!

  57. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    This is what I would define as Hadji trolling.
    TROLL-ON! This might just get the darwinian thing going by kicking the hornet nest! Rile the shit out of the goat fuckers, then invite them to a shooting contest!
    One rather wicked thought did occur to me, we could take about a thousand pigs, load them up as suicide bombers, then aim them into the mosques, and KALBLOOOEY! Those you don’t kill, would be covered in pig shit, guts, and goo. Imagine the horror you could inflict. Why not? These bastards use these tactics, and you could also fuck with PETA (Peeps Eating Tasty Animals) at the same time. For Phsy-ops purposes all you’d have to do is have a loud-speaker with pigs screaming the allah-crock-bar stuff, and drive around with pigs all loaded up, ready to desecrate a mosque near you!
    Hogzilla’s revenge!!!!

  58. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    And regarding the Hogzilla thing, couldn’t we just save lots of money by dropping precision guided 1000 pound hogzilla bombs on suspected meeting places, homes etc? You rig up a good Fuel/Air bomb on one, set it to explode high enough to saturate a large area, thus denying the enemy that area for some time to come. Am I nuts or does this sound way to simple to work???

  59. Lance Comment by Lance

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    In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, “That’s a fine idea,” Bubba.

  60. Unregistered Comment by Seqenenra

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    I showed this to my friend and he said it looks fatwalicious!

  61. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    Crunchie,

    Good luck and good hunting to Crunchie Jr. May he bag a trophy better’n a hog.

  62. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    explode high enough to saturate a large area, thus denying the enemy that area for some time to come.

    Or,,just convince them it’s already happened,,the water’s been porked.

  63. Unregistered Comment by CrazyFool

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    That said, I think the deliberate desecration of the stupid-ass Koran is a bit over the top

    I wouldn’t say that. Now the desecration of a perfectly good and innocent Hog now - that is a bit over the top!

  64. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    Good God Crunchie,

    Thats a perfectly good waste of a Brinkman PittMaster if I have ever seen one.

    Thats a Smoke Cooker to the uninformed.

  65. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Crunchie, I hope you apologized. To the pig.

    Good luck Crunch Jr. God bless ya!

    Needlessly offensive

    No such thing! :twisted:

  66. Wolfie Comment by Wolfie

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    Wow, that was a bit much. I hope the pig was offended by having that trash in it’s mouth. Dead or not, I think I’d have had to get up and walk off.

  67. Unregistered Comment by LC Turbotaz

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    Someone above jokingly mentioned selling it. I’ll buy. I have the “Dung Mohammad” from E-bay.

  68. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Crunchie! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Out-freakin’-standing!

    My best to your son.

    May he do his father and his country proud.

  69. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    Hey Terrapod! Get yer own damn avatar!

  70. Unregistered Comment by Verybigstick

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    Why ruin good pig meat like that?

    VBS

  71. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    VBS can type without fingers - if he’s forthright about his name!

    :twisted:

  72. Unregistered Comment by smokeybehr

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    So, Crunchie, when’s the barbecue? That pig looks just right to throw on the spit and roast it up nice.

  73. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    So, Crunchie, when�s the barbecue?

    It was yesterday. The pig roasted up real well, much libations were consumed, and a grand time was had by all in attendance.

    I want to thank all of you for the well wishes for Crunchie Jr. It meant a lot to me personally, but to him as well.

    So now he is off to Parris Island to earn the title Marine.

    He will be warmly greeted when he gets there.

    He will be given clear instructions on where to go.

    And while there he will learn Military Customs and Courtesies, such as saluting officers, and what happens when you fail to do so.

    Of course his DI\’s will look after his well being, and tend to him when he gets dehydrated.

    And let\’s not forget the $400 haircuts.

    Or learning the fine art of bayonet fighting from caring instructors.

    Oh and the relaxing swims to wind down.

    And he will finally learn to clean his room.

    But in all sincerity, thank you all for the well wishes.

  74. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Well shit, the links didn’t work. Now that comment sounds really stoopid. Trust me, if y’all had seen those videos, you’d be laughing yer asses off right now. Oh well.

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    A masterpiece

  76. MuslimVillage Member Comment by MuslimVillage Member

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    Where can I buy qoranic toilet paper?… :-)

  77. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Turbotaz

    RE#67 If yer serious, get my e-mail addy from mgmt and drop me a line. If you um…collect defiled Korans, you have a lot more use for it than I do. At least I don’t have a use for it any more, hehe.

  78. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Ok, I found the thread this belong’s in.
    Dane’s gonna give ya’ll a run fer the fartwa!

  79. DJM Comment by DJM

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    Dude! You desecrated a perfectly good pig!