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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Emails for the Corps Update
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The Imperial Firearms Advisor has an update on Operation Melt Their Friggin’ Server:

The Mrs. asked me to keep you guys in the loop about this. We’re at 4,970 as of this morning. The RCT has decided they want to send out a flag from their HQ to the 6000th emailer, plus another if they get to 10,000 or 20,000.

4,970 support emails for RCT-6, USMC?

That’s not GOOD ENOUGH, MAGGOTS!

The fact that the Internets aren’t groaning under the weight of a Biblical Deluge of support messages, slowing down to a crawl already is a fucking DISGRACE!

Who the fuck does a poor Emperor have to screw in this country to get you gottdamm slackers to fire up your email programs???

But OK, we’ve now received a secondary objective: Not only must you melt their server down, you now have a duty to make sure that they run out of flags as well.

NOW HOP TO IT, und ein Bißchen willig, verdammt noch Mal!

RCT-6lettersfromh@gcemnf-wiraq.usmc.mil

19 Responses to “Emails for the Corps Update”
  1. Cheapshot911 Comment by Cheapshot911

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    Versteht!
    Ich Shreeeeben schone jetzt!

    Und Danke

  2. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Well, I’ll see what I can do. Guess another email is in order.

  3. Wolfie Comment by Wolfie

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    I just sent mine. If I had known about this before I’d have done it sooner/more often.

    Wolfie

  4. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    And just sent same.

  5. Wolfie Comment by Wolfie

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    WTF?

    My email just came back as delivery having failed.

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    WTF?

    My email just came back as delivery having failed.

    Oops. My bad. I just copied the email addy off of the Imperial Firearms Advisor’s post, and there was a superfluous “m” at the beginning of it.

    I’ve fixed it now. The email addy in the post has been updated and it is now the CORRECT one.

    Sorry.

    Damn, I need to go beat myself upside the head with an entrenching tool now :(

  7. Unregistered Comment by Azygos

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    They posted on their website that they are now over 6000. keep em coming though melt that thing.

  8. Unregistered Comment by Azygos

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    Blackfive update

  9. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Who the fuck does a poor Emperor have to screw in this country to get you gottdamm slackers to fire up your email programs???

    nanci pelosi, hillary clinton, and ted kennedy.

  10. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    I don’t see Mishi going anywhere near that trio. At least not without a proton pack. ;p

  11. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Who the fuck does a poor Emperor have to screw…

    nanci pelosi, hillary clinton, and ted kennedy….

    I think seppuku and/or self immolation on the six o’clock news would be the preferred form of making a statement given those choices…

  12. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    I think seppuku and/or self immolation on the six o’clock news would be the preferred form of making a statement given those choices…

    Oh no, I want to see just how far Misha is willing to go.

  13. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Oh no, I want to see just how far Misha is willing to go.

    For the troops?

    As far as I have to.

    But one of you guys is going to have to volunteer to kill me afterwards, because there is no amount of antibiotics or disinfectants in existence strong enough to clear me of THAT case of the cooties!

  14. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    For those having trouble send an email to
    letters-to-send@mindspring.com and put Marines in the subject line.

  15. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    This might be a little ot, but might be a bit appropriate for this thread. The last of the people who raised the original flag on Mt. Suribachi, Charles W. Limberg died yesterday at age 86.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070625/ap_on_re_us/obit_lindberg

  16. Wild-Eyed Charlie Comment by Wild-Eyed Charlie

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    Okay, I just sent one. By the way, can you translate “und ein Bißchen willig, verdammt noch Mal!” for us Germanically challenged individuals? Bier und Schnapps, bitte is about the extent of my German, if it doesn’t have to do with Schutzhund dogs. When I plugged that phrase into FreeTranslation.com, it came back reading like German stereo instructions.

  17. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    By the way, can you translate “und ein Bißchen willig, verdammt noch Mal!” for us Germanically challenged individuals?

    Sure I can!

    It means “and hop to it, dammit!”

    Question: Is it okay - legitimate - to send more than one letter? If so…

    Absolutely, Fanusi. As I understand it, they will be shared with all the Marines over there, so sending one to more than one of them ought to be OK.

  18. Rat Patrol Comment by Rat Patrol

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    Sorry.

    Damn, I need to go beat myself upside the head with an entrenching tool now

    No, just fifty pushups will suffice.