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…and we’re almost choking with laughter reading the contemptible cries for money from a multi-millionaire plopping into our inbox.

The only reason we’re not using the word “panhandling” is that we’ve never met a panhandler shameless enough to use his momma to talk people out of their money, and that’s just one of the stunts that the Breck Girl has crossed off on his to do list already.

But this time, he actually has the decency to grab the hat and hold it out himself:

Dear Friend,

Thanks to you, we’re within striking distance of our $9 million fundraising goal with just under 48 hours to go. If we make it, the campaign will have the resources we need to compete going forward.

So you leftards had better dip into your bong money and do it fast, or the Empire will be in danger of losing one of its prime sources of entertainment: a political candidate that makes “Jack” on “Will & Grace” look like a testosteronically over-endowed epitome of manly studliness by comparison.

Do you unwashed plebes, er, trusted voters have any idea what those $400 haircuts, spa visits and trips to the Pink Sapphire in Manchester, NH add up to? So don’t be such bloody misers, Breck Girl fans, pony up some dough for a poor man doing his damndest that you stay in the one of the Two Americas where you belong.

I’m proud of the way this community has stepped up in these last crucial days. And like so many Americans, I’m proud of Elizabeth and the way she stood up to Ann Coulter and said no to hate speech.

Truly a stellar moment. When faced with the slings and arrows of outrageous misquotes of your opponents, you bravely sent your cancer-ridden wife into the breach to defend your honor. But let’s not be too harsh on Silky Pony. It’s not like he tried to sell his aging mother’s pie recipe for campaign funds. Oh, wait, he did? Well scratch that, then. But still…

And while we’re on the subject of Ann’s “death threat”, why don’t we take a look at the entire sound bite that beady-eyed Beclowner-in-Chief Matthews et al managed, completely innocently, to mangle beyond all recognition in order to manufacture a talking point. Ann was being asked about the memorable “faggot” incident that caused so much bed-wetting and hand-wringing on the “conservative” right, mostly because they’d fallen behind in their ritual sacrifices of their own to the gods of liberal compassion, and she replied:

“But about the same time, you know, Bill Maher was not joking and saying he wished Dick Cheney had been killed in a terrorist attack. So I’ve learned my lesson. If I’m gonna say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.”

Damn. To somebody with an IQ above that of a baked potato, it looks like she was sarcastically remarking that, since nobody appeared to be bothered about Bill Maher non-jokingly wishing for the death of a sitting Vice President in a terrorist attack, perhaps it would be safer for her to do so as well, should she at some point in the future desire to say anything about Silky Pony.

But this somehow, with the eager help of the DNC’s wholly owned subsidiary, the MSM, became “Ann Coulter wishes that John Edwards dies in terrorist attack.”

We already knew that the MSM don’t have many employees capable of reading “Jack and Jill” without the help of a copy of Cliff’s Notes and a Webster’s unabridged, but sometimes they still manage to impress us. We still can’t quite imagine how they manage to roll out of their sheets in the morning without a written, illustrated user’s manual.

And, predictably, this too was turned into a fund-raising event for the Silky Pony campaign.

In these last 48 hours, I’m asking you to do two things. By contributing today, you can help us reach our goal. And you can join with me in letting Elizabeth know how proud we are of her by leaving a personal message for her when you contribute.

“Dear Elizabeth: You are a pathetic, shameless, lying cunt. The only mitigating factor is that those are some of your husband’s best character traits, so we guess that he really did marry above his station. Then again, it would be hard to imagine how he could not have.”

July 3rd is Elizabeth’s birthday and a great way to celebrate would be a donation by our June 30th deadline to help us hit our goal.

A great way of celebrating the birthday of one of the richest bints in the state of North Carolina is to fork over $9 million to her equally rich husband’s political campaign?

We thought that the Edwardses were all about eliminating the difference between the “two Americas?”

All of us are working so hard to reach this goal because we know the stakes are so high.

“We are only $765 away from being able to buy Silky Pony a pedicure and a facial!”

Our cause is building one America—a place where everyone has a fair shot at the American Dream and no one is left out in the cold.

You could invite half of North Carolina inside and out of the cold in your newly built Versailles and still have room for most of the Boston Pops.

It’s truly universal health care. It’s stopping global warming. It’s bringing our troops home starting today. And it’s not just talking about poverty—it’s eliminating it.

“And all of this can be achieved if you poor shmucks just give me nine million bucks!”

But none of us can do this alone. This campaign is about working together on the big changes we believe in. It’s true now, and it will still be true when I’m president—we’re in this together.

“Unless you happen to be one of those scary, unkempt, plebeian neighbors living in their slummy dumps and obscuring the view from my mansion.”

So in these last 48 hours, please make a contribution to help us reach our goal, and join me in thanking Elizabeth for showing that hate and fear are no match for civility and courage.

Let’s instead thank Elizabeth for putting her effeminate, spineless, narcissistic, pussy-whipped husband’s arse on display for all the nation to see.

Who are you going to send the next time, Breckwards? Your high school teacher?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

48 Responses to “Silky Pony Is Begging For Funds”
  1. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    No like the pony!

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I think I’d settle for sending him a box of tampons and some Pamprin. You can tell it’s that time of the month when he starts begging for more money.

  3. tvfoh Comment by tvfoh

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    don’t you mean STILL begging

  4. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    And Ya’ll still wonder why I left NC and never looked back.

    God godforbid but, my Grandkids are still there.

  5. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    tvfoh

    don’t you mean STILL begging

    He gets louder when “it’s that time of the month”…
    But, you’re right, he is pretty much like one of those guys you see sitting in an intersection with a sign that says “Will werk for 400$ haircuts food”

  6. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    This piece of shit thinks he’s helping the average American? By jacking our insurance rates maybe? He cares about our soldiers? A disgusting cretin at best. Contrast him and his ilk to the following……my best friends aunt…..this is for real, and very touching, folks. It also helps explain why my best buddy of forty years is the man he is………and maybe to a smaller extent why I am what I am……….
    http://tinyurl.com/ywftgl

  7. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Blast it all, Caveman. You’ve got me in tears so close to bedtime! If/when you see her, tell her thank you for me, will ya?

  8. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    What a wonderful video. And what a wonderful woman.

    Thanks Caveman!

  9. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Thank you Caveman…that was a touching video. So sad that more people can’t be willing to do as much for our troops and their families.

  10. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    This quote of the Silky Pony’s is the funniest of all:

    “…I’m proud of Elizabeth and the way she stood up to Ann Coulter and said no to hate speech.”

    Liz may have said no to Ann Coulter, but as to “hate speech”…Wasn’t she the one behind John Edwards’ hiring of Amanda Effin’ Marcotte of Pandagon, on account of Marcotte being her favorite blogger?

    We’ve already done the Marcotte thing to death, but I’ll point out - since Chris “Whiffleball” Matthews failed to do so - that Liz’s beloved “Mandy” makes Ann Coulter look like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm in the hate and vitriol department. Which is no mean feat.

  11. Bill H Comment by Bill H

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    It’s truly universal health care.

    Can you say “lowest common denominator” kids? I knew you could.

    It’s stopping global warming.

    With just $9.0M, I can be more powerful than Gaia herself! Well, maybe on par with Algore, anyway…

    It’s bringing our troops home starting today.

    It isn’t just Peace In Our Time, it’s all about “assuming the position” and liking it.

    And it’s not just talking about poverty—it’s eliminating it.

    LBJ would be proud of that boy.

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Dammit, Caveman, this room sure got awful dusty all of a sudden…

    G-d bless her, and G-d bless the soldiers and their families.

  13. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

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    And it’s not just talking about poverty—it’s eliminating it.

    ‘Eliminating poverty’ just like all your other socialist buddies in Europe have managed to?

  14. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    Northome is not far from here on old US 71–in the near corner of Koochiching County.

    As for Silky Phony, the Scheisster can go sue himself.

  15. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Let’s not forget the following…

    There are indeed “Two Americas”.

    In one of the ‘Americas’, each Thursday my checking account reflects the amount I earned, less the amount the government says I owe.

    I know this is yet another argument, but that’s not a ‘payment’, so much as a ‘jack’. The government gets its share before I have the chance to declare my earnings, much less actually see my earnings.

    I just got jacked for a big-ass pile of money.

    Then, there’s another ‘America’.

    In this America, where some glib Bumbardier exhorts us to live in a certain manner, and to ‘pay our fair share’, there are also those who can afford to pay a phalanx of tax attorneys to help us avoid a measly 500K of medicare (how ironic!) taxes on a staggering 26 MILLION in income by way of exploiting a legal construct known as the “Subchapter S”- which was advised against by the largest trade periodical serving the Accountancy trade.

    Nonetheless, let’s all continue to be subject to the whimsical nature of our betters, the “Progressives”.

    After all, it’s our interests they have at heart.

  16. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    And speaking of this reprehensible piece of shi’ite,

    Will his children be treated in a state-run hospital should they fall ill?

    Are they being fed the same diet of Class Envy he would have the rest of us swallow?

    It’s made of people.

  17. Unregistered Pingback by Jackoff Toaker Davis at Grouchy’s Liberaltopia™ » This Is The Little Danish Pastry?

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  18. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Awwwwwwwwww, look! Lil’ Jackoff Davis is trolling for hits again. It’s sweet how the prancing Sheila has such an obsession over Misha, but I don’t think the Empress would take too kindly to a limp-wristed ball-slurper obsessively fawning all over her spouse. Better watch it, Jackoff, you DON’T want to her mad at you. She’ll kick your fluffy pink ass all the way down Mission Street to your favorite bathhouse and back to Key West.

    :lol:

  19. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    When I think of money grubbing, elitist, lying sons of bitches, the Edwardses spring into mind.

    I’ll celebrate July 3rd alright. I’m gonna load up on laxatives and shit myself stoopid.

  20. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I’m gonna load up on laxatives and shit myself stoopid.

    You’re turning Librul on us, Sig?!?! Say it ain’t sooooooo!!!

  21. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    You’re turning Librul on us, Sig?!?! Say it ain’t sooooooo!!!

    That all depends now, B.C. What if he’s gonna dump it in a box and ship it off to the Silkie Poni Boi campaign?

  22. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    I followed Alan K. Henderson’s instructions in the Bark and the Rott is rated:

  23. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    But this somehow, with the eager help of the DNC’s wholly owned subsidiary, the MSM, became “Ann Coulter wishes that John Edwards dies in terrorist attack.”

    Is it still ok if I wish it?

    Just askin’.

    ==================

    Who would have ever dreamed that someone named “Elizabeth” would be more manly than her husband who is running for president?

  24. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    “This Blog is Rated NC-17″

    Damn. I was SURE we would go straight to “X”.

    COME ON, PEOPLE, WE GOTTA TRY HARDER!

  25. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Awwwwwwwwww, look! Lil’ Jackoff Davis is trolling for hits again.

    Isn’t he positively darlin’, Brother B.C.?

    No, seriously, it’s cute how he’ll be dormant for a while and then, presumably when “that time of the month” rolls around again, he’ll go positively frantic in trying to elicit a response to his obvious trolling tactics, always accompanied by him jerking his minuscule pudendum off frantically to fantasies of The Upcoming Progressive Utopia™ in which Evil Right Wing Death Beasts like yours truly will be arrested/dragged off to camps/die in a hail of gunfire etc. etc. etc., linking to every single word that I write. He may very well be the most fanatically loyal reader the Rott has :lol:

    And the more ignored he feels, the more transparently pathetic his puerile attempts to insult me and dignify his hapless scribblings with a reply become, his latest being a perfect example. What’s next? Yo mama jokes? :lol:

    P.S.: And “NC-17????” Dammit, it’s time we start to really APPLY ourselves here. That’s just WEAK!

  26. dhomoney Comment by dhomoney

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    Misha you just live Edwards don’t you? Come on you know you live his stylish hair, pearl white teeth, perfect hands and feet,and of course his socialistic policies. Come one, you know you live it like a dog loves a bone.

  27. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Ten words you can’t say on television:

    Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Turd, Twat and Fart.

    ———-

    Hey, it worked for Carlin!

  28. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Silky Pony needs more carrots

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  29. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Ten words you can’t say on television:

    Well maybe back in the 80s’. Turn it on now and you can hear every one of em in the first 15 minutes…and those are just the commercials for Rap CD’s.

  30. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    I followed Alan K. Henderson’s instructions in the Bark and the Rott is rated:

    Dad-gummit!  All I got was an “R”.  Obviously, I’m not trying hard enough.

    (And yes, I said “dad-gummit”.  I’m in church right now.  Bite Sue me.    )

  31. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Maybe we could get B.C. to look in his way back machine and . .

    No, that’s just too horrible - too high a price to pay.

    Never mind.

  32. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Didn’t have to set the Imperial Way-Back Machine™ too far in the past…

  33. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    Funny, before this latest flap with Coulter and Edwards, I merely disliked Edwards. Now, after doing some research on him, and reading some of the things he has written, I can’t stand the POS.

    He is the biggest hypocrite I’ve ever seen in politics. Even bigger than Kerry. Scary thoughts, I know.

    Thank heaven there is no chance of him getting elected president. I can just imagine a world leader talking mean to him, and Elizabeth coming to his rescue!

  34. lc_corey Comment by lc_corey

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    Sorry if it’s already been said, but:
    http://www.mensvogue.com/

    Perhaps next time silky can get a ‘lil help from the folks at vogue.

  35. Unregistered Comment by JonB

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    I’m a little lost here. Silky boy and his wife came out a while back and claimed that she has cancer.
    On a number of Conservative blogs I saw all sorts of “well she may be a liberal but I wouldn’t wish that on anyone” and blah blah blah. When Ann Coulter took a shot at Edwards masculinity(he has some?), more conservatives had their head implode like a liberal that just found out they lost a case against a manger display at a church.

    Why do we keep acting so pious and “better” than the liberals?
    If we *are* better people, then we simply are. We are not bound by the rules that the liberals expect us to play by. This is how playground bullies work. They taunt and taunt and taunt people because they know their targets won’t react because they “don’t want to stoop to that level”
    You know what? fuck that. We need to harden are soft ass skins and start playing hardball. Let the liberals scream and whine and cry and bitch and wet themselves, but it’s time to stop being the timid “do unto others” types. We’ve sat around too long with this attitude, and the state of the country is where we have let it go.
    I’m along the lines with Ann. Silky boys wife has cancer? good. Hope it takes it’s time.
    It’s sickening that so many conservatives will sit around and make “awww it’s okay” statements about someone who is in full support of a man who would rape this country of her freedom and all that she has to offer. It’s a damn close shave to the “giving aid and *comfort* to the enemy” in my opinion. Every liberal opponent that dies is one less voice in the lunacy of the nation. One less mouth that will demand free food paid for by the “evil rich conservatives”. One less pack of lies, deception, and outright evil.
    We need to understand who our enemy is. Yes, Bin Ladden is one serious enemy (if only in legacy and name. No idea if the pig is still alive), but the likes of Edwards, Kennedy, Clinton/Rodham/name-du jour , Kerry, Gore, and others are just as dangerous to our lives and our country.

    Remember: The only difference between a liberal and a terrorist, is a terrorist values his cause more than his life.

    Which do we value most? Our freedom, or our lives? Our “not stooping to their level”?

    Conservatives need a leader. Right now, on a large scale, we have none. I’m not volunteering. But I am looking.

  36. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    BC, that’s really nice, here’s another nudge in that direction

  37. Frank G Comment by Frank G

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    Caveman - excellent post - crossposted (with credit) at Rantburg.com. Thx

  38. thepresenceusmc Comment by thepresenceusmc

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    Yeah, that “two Americas” FDR bullshit really helped him last time. He couldn’t even beat John F-ing Kerry in the Assocratic Party. What’s wrong with that picture?

    What a hasn’t been…

  39. Unregistered Comment by porterstorm

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    I need some professional advice. Do you think this comment is really from Elizabeth Edwards (or some other hack in the Edwards’ campaign) or is just a hoax? The only reason I ask is that it will help to know how far the Edwards’ campaign is going in their “leave my husband alone” campaign meme. Have we reached the point where the Edwards’ campaign is responding even to minor blogs. [She didn’t ask for money, so it might just be fake!]

  40. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    John Edwards wants a hot beef injection from Hillary.

  41. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi

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    We already knew that the MSM don’t have many employees capable of reading “Jack and Jill” without the help of a copy of Cliff’s Notes and a Webster’s unabridged, but sometimes they still manage to impress us.

    Do they even know how to use Webster’s?

    July 3rd is Elizabeth’s birthday and a great way to celebrate would be a donation by our June 30th deadline to help us hit our goal.

    Too bad: my mum’s birthday was July 1st and I spent all my money making her dinner and buying a present. So this well’s all dried up. I so sowwy.

    It’s stopping global warming.

    I’ve got a great idea on fighting global warming! Get the Breck Girl and Saint Al to shut the hell up. All that hot air can’t be good for the environment.

    It’s bringing our troops home starting today.

    Cambodia, Short Bus. Google it. Most troops already know a cut-and-run would be disastrous. Then again, we already know you only have your political interests in mind as opposed to troop well-being. You may be selling, but we ain’t buying.

    And it’s not just talking about poverty—it’s eliminating it.

    Are we eliminating the primary source of your income, i.e., ambulance-chasing? Because that would be a good start.

    …join me in thanking Elizabeth for showing that hate and fear are no match for civility and courage.

    As LC Wil said:

    We’ve already done the Marcotte thing to death, but I’ll point out - since Chris “Whiffleball” Matthews failed to do so - that Liz’s beloved “Mandy” makes Ann Coulter look like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm in the hate and vitriol department. Which is no mean feat.

    So I suppose you would know all about hate and fear, considering you’ve been peddling both since your glorious days of tort abuse.

    Awwwwwwwwww, look! Lil’ Jackoff Davis is trolling for hits again.

    Yes, his obsession is rather unhealthy. Isn’t there an alpaca farm anywhere near him where he can satisfy his urges? Because this schoolboy crush he has on Misha is embarrassing to watch.

  42. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Nanshi:

    As much as I appreciate the complement, that was Wes that did the “Marcotte” thing.

    That’s ok, sometimes even I confuse the two of us, but he is much more erudite and intelligent.

  43. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    RE: #32…

    Having closely studied the pix in that link 2 or 3 times (I lost count…), carefully looking for evidence of a legitimate B.C. link, I have to ask the following…

    Who the hell are you and what the hell have you done with B.C.???

  44. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    I’m a little lost here. Silky boy and his wife came out a while back and claimed that she has cancer.
    On a number of Conservative blogs I saw all sorts of “well she may be a liberal but I wouldn’t wish that on anyone” and blah blah blah. When Ann Coulter took a shot at Edwards masculinity(he has some?), more conservatives had their head implode like a liberal that just found out they lost a case against a manger display at a church.

    What is there to be lost about? Cancer is a nasty thing to have. I have no doubt that you can find alot of smaller blogs that are exulting over her having cancer.

    Why do we keep acting so pious and “better” than the liberals?
    If we *are* better people, then we simply are. We are not bound by the rules that the liberals expect us to play by. This is how playground bullies work. They taunt and taunt and taunt people because they know their targets won’t react because they “don’t want to stoop to that level”
    You know what? fuck that. We need to harden are soft ass skins and start playing hardball. Let the liberals scream and whine and cry and bitch and wet themselves, but it’s time to stop being the timid “do unto others” types. We’ve sat around too long with this attitude, and the state of the country is where we have let it go.

    If we did stoop to that level then we would be just as stupid as they are. We hold ourselves to a higher standard, namely we act like grownups when we run into oppostition while they resort to name-calling, insults, and acting like spoiled children.

    I’m along the lines with Ann. Silky boys wife has cancer? good. Hope it takes it’s time.
    It’s sickening that so many conservatives will sit around and make “awww it’s okay” statements about someone who is in full support of a man who would rape this country of her freedom and all that she has to offer. It’s a damn close shave to the “giving aid and *comfort* to the enemy” in my opinion. Every liberal opponent that dies is one less voice in the lunacy of the nation. One less mouth that will demand free food paid for by the “evil rich conservatives”.

    Let them demand, if we are supplying the money for the food what happens when we stop supplying money?

    One less pack of lies, deception, and outright evil.
    We need to understand who our enemy is. Yes, Bin Ladden is one serious enemy (if only in legacy and name. No idea if the pig is still alive), but the likes of Edwards, Kennedy, Clinton/Rodham/name-du jour , Kerry, Gore, and others are just as dangerous to our lives and our country.

    Yep and I belive we have said so on a number of occasions.

    Remember: The only difference between a liberal and a terrorist, is a terrorist values his cause more than his life.

    Actually the terrorist is willing to do something for his belifs other than talk.

    Which do we value most? Our freedom, or our lives? Our “not stooping to their level”?

    Our freedom is being leeched away and in case you haven’t noticed the public is starting to push back, otherwise shamnesty would have passed without even being looked at.

    Conservatives need a leader. Right now, on a large scale, we have none. I’m not volunteering. But I am looking.

    In time a leader will make themselves evident, unfortunatly our leaders tend to be rather old and either remove themselves from power or die before they can make a great deal of inroads into reforming the corruption.

  45. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    “John Edwards, all the flavour of a Kennedy but with a less filling feeling.”

    Proposed ad slogan for the “Kennedy-Lite” Edwards Campaign flies.

    I kid. Sort of.

    As to a leader, most of the ones we’ve gotten or will get for the foreseeable are hamstrung and hampered by our corrupted and mangled democratic process. If we can toss out the “fairness” and the swimsuit portion of the competition and make integrity, proficiency and the issues the key, we -might- get someone worth two squirts of piss. Maybe.

  46. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Do any of them still have integrity? Much less be proficient or have an understanding of the issues?

  47. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    That’s the rub Deathknyte. They’re so slick and practiced at faking it, it’s getting harder to tell.

    And for most of the disinterested electorate, it doesn’t appear to matter anymore….

  48. Unregistered Comment by T

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    Jon B and DeathKnyte - you’re on the right track.
    The conservative side needs a good shot of Spine. And if the libtards want to whine and say “Oh, you big bad cruel evil heartless nasty meanies dont careeeee! then even better. The libs have their balls -
    The Clunton commie bitch just pitched a blue streak over the Libby (non)pardon, when her bitch pardoned real criminals (but that was his right to do so…) and Breck Girl has its spouse pulling her skirts around her little boy. Both broads have more balls than the rest of the pack.
    We need somebody to step up and say “No More Mister Nice Guy”.