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(Via LGF)

The greatest mystery of our time!

With six foreign doctors, one medical student and a former lab technician in custody after a four-day manhunt, investigators are quietly satisfied the “major suspects” in the case are in hand.

The probe now is shifting focus, as Scotland Yard works to pinpoint the genesis of the plot that fell apart bloodlessly in a surreal series of events that began early Friday.

All eight detainees have ties to Britain’s National Health Service, overlapping in their duties at two hospitals in England and Scotland. Most also have roots elsewhere, but investigators have thus far found scant few common threads in their respective backgrounds in Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan, India and Saudi Arabia.

What could the common thread in their backgrounds possibly be?

Beats us. We’re telling you, we got NUTHIN’!

Maybe they’re all Presbyterians? Voted Tory in the last election?

28 Responses to “Broad Strata Alert”
  1. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    What’s up doc?

    “Allahu Ackbar!” *Boom*

    What’s “surreal” is that the ranks of even the ultimate pro-Human job, a doctor, are polluted by the Uruk-Islam horde.

  2. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    A First! Whee!

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    but investigators have thus far found scant few common threads in their respective backgrounds in Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan, India and Saudi Arabia.

    Ahh…I see they have put Insp. Jacques Clouseau in charge of the investigation.

  4. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    well one of these terrorist bastards is gonna need a “groinocologist”….if he recovers from his burns that is ;)

    hero cabbie kicks burning terrorist in the balls

  5. The Major Comment by The Major

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    Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

    Ahh…I see they have put Insp. Jacques Clouseau in charge of the investigation.

    C’mon! Even Clouseau wasn’t THAT inept!

    Doe dee doe dee doh… Can’t figure out what ties all these terrorists together. Well, maybe we know, but the Prime Minister of Britain says we can’t use the “M” word in the same sentence with “Terrorism.”

  6. LC Beaker Comment by LC Beaker

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    This is where political correctness leads. It’s akin to denying the aggressiveness of the Grizzly Bear as he’s eating you.

    God help us all.

  7. ScottG Comment by ScottG

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    This story irked me so much I fired off an e-mail to the writer on the byline. Amazingly he wrote back. A bit snooty but he actually admitted the truth that the impetus was jihad. He didn’t admit that the press was afraid to tell the truth to its readers and I questioned him about it, but he’s not responded and he probably won’t.

    I was going to make a blog post about it tomorrow or so on my townhall site.

  8. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    Benny Hill returns as the Prime Minister. After reading that he forbade the press from using Muslim and Terrorists, and now this, that’s what it reminds me of, one of Benny’s skit with the running around to the music.

  9. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    What could the common thread in their backgrounds possibly be?

    Norwegian Blue, obviously.

  10. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    Jackboot

    Jaybear identifies one (comment #4) who will certainly be keepin on his back for some time to come. Perhaps the whole bunch of ‘em ought to go and shuffle off to join th’ bleedin’ choir invisible.

  11. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    They were all Scientologists?

  12. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Can’t find the common threads..I know! Let’s ask Imam Jorge Arbusto. Oh wait, he’s in a mosque in DC on his knees with his tuchas in the air praying for guidance!

    Dear God, I know you have a sense of humor. But please let up on us for a while. Amen.

  13. LC R.L. Hunter Comment by LC R.L. Hunter

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    This link from the puppy blender might explain the journalistic “integrity” of the reporter

  14. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    PC all the way and facts be dammned. England is lost!

  15. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    Damn! They’re further down the shitter then I thought.
    It’s a sad thing to watch.

  16. Lord Nazh Comment by Lord Nazh

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    Just from reading the story I’d say they make up half the Ron Paul movement…

  17. MCPO Airdale Comment by MCPO Airdale

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    The Prime Minister “forbade the press”?!? Is this type of press censorship allowed in Great Britain? What a load of cods wallop!

  18. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    What could the common thread in their backgrounds possibly be?

    Obviously they’re all gay midget Presbyterian porn stars. All but one, that is. He is an extra crispy pork rind. The only part of him that ain’t deep fried is where the Jeep vinyl seat was baked to his ass.

    Sorta like a Wendy’s Muslim Cheese Melt.
    Allah be Provolone.

  19. sixfootbrit Comment by sixfootbrit

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    They weren’t breast-fed…..yeah, that’s it. Fuck!

  20. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    But wait! Isn’t terrorism and being a Jihadi splodeydope a symptom of the Big Evil White Zionist Imperialist Empire being in ur countrie, stealing ur oilz?

    How could these educated men ever be a part of such a thing?

    Oh wait, it’s cause the root cause of Islamic Fascism and Islamic Terrorism is…..

    ISLAM!

    Fucking shockin’ ain’ it Guvnor?

  21. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Remind me not to post after reading a pile of LOLcatz cartoons again, k? :)

  22. Unregistered Comment by ErikZ

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    Duh, it’s obvious. It’s the British National Health Service that drove them to these actions.

  23. Unregistered Comment by JoeBigsky770

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    It’s so absurd it begs re-read:

    “…but investigators have thus far found scant few common threads in their respective backgrounds in Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan, India and Saudi Arabia”.

    Again, -w- emphasis:

    “…but investigators have thus far found scant few common threads in their respective backgrounds in Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan, India and Saudi Arabia”.

    Oh, for the thoughts in my head I would be branded most impolitic. I wanna whack a journalist up-side his head -w- a silly stick…Bitch-slap someone ’till they’re dizzy…

    Um…WAIT! I get it now! This is a Monty Python skit! Right?!? Humour working along the lines ergo: “Ignoring a disturblingly obvious and unmistakable truth @ your own peril”, and all this towards creating side-splitting uproarious entertainment. I get it now.

    Apologies for the misunderstanding. I’m gonna go back to “YouTube” to re-watch the ‘Killer Rabbit’ scene from Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”.

  24. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    Nah, it’s more like Python’s Twit Olympics.

    Okay, maybe with some Benny Hill music thrown in.

    - MuscleDaddy

  25. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Brit

    Remind me not to post after reading a pile of LOLcatz cartoons again, k

    “Icanhascheezburger?” again?

  26. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    Why can I see a picture of the catz standing in the Oval Office with the caption “invisible leederz?”.

  27. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    ErikZ

    Duh, it’s obvious. It’s the British National Health Service that drove them to these actions.

    How many times have I said “Single-payer Healthcare” ?

    How many?

    The second Al Gore becomes the 44th President of the United States of America and decrees National Health Care, we will have doctors blowing shit up left and right, mostly right.

    This whole Bumper Sticker Islamofascist Propoganda thingy is just a symptom of Man-Made Global Warming playing itself out through natural consequences.

    For crying out loud

    Why is it that every time a Peace Loving Muslim catches fire, people point fingers at religion?

    :)

    “God does not believe in atheists, therefore, they do not exist”

  28. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    ErikZ

    Duh, it’s obvious. It’s the British National Health Service that drove them to these actions.

    How many times have I said “Single-payer Healthcare” ?

    How many?

    The second Al Gore becomes the 44th President of the United States of America and decrees National Health Care, we will have doctors blowing shit up left and right, mostly right.

    This whole Bumper Sticker Islamofascist Propoganda thingy is just a symptom of Anthropogenic Global Warming playing itself out through natural consequences.

    For crying out loud

    Why is it that every time a Peace Loving Muslim catches fire, people point fingers at religion?

    :)

    “God does not believe in atheists, therefore, they do not exist”