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Since we’ve already made fun of the Cyclopean C*nt, Gordon Brown (who has been ordered to hand in his kilt and claymore to be kept in storage next to the nads he had removed decades ago), we think it’s only fair to mention a couple of fine, Scottish clansmen who definitely still have everything where it counts (thanks to LC Joe D):

BATTLING taxi driver Alex McIlveen faced down the Glasgow Airport terror suspects … and his courage cost him his favourite pair of trainers and a £30 parking fine.

Dad-of-two Alex punched and kicked the two men after they crashed a Jeep Cherokee loaded with gas canisters into the door of Terminal One.

The 45-year-old booted one of the suspects, whose body was covered in flames, as hard as he could between the legs.

[Pause to allow for cheers]

Remember, children: Every time you kick a flaming terrorist in the bollocks, the Baby Jesus smiles.

How hard did Alex kick? This hard:

But the man didn’t appear to feel the blow, and a police doctor told Alex later that he’d damaged a tendon in his foot.

If you’re going to kick somebody in the crown jewels, do it as if you mean it.

After the drama, police confiscated Alex’s trainers for forensic tests.

Probably because the terrorist’s John Thomas, or what remained of it, was still attached.

And when he went back to the airport to pick up his cab, he was stunned to find that he’d been given a parking ticket.

Alex said: “The police took all the clothes I ‘d been wearing so I lost my Nike trainers. They’re a good pair too.

“I didn’t get out of the police station until late on Saturday night and I found the parking ticket on my cab next day. I couldn’t believe it.”

Nor can we. This travesty of justice must not stand. Scrape the terrorist’s trouser maggot off his Nikes and hand ‘em back, tear up the ticket and give the man a fuckin’ medal, already!

Alex was dropping off a fare at the airport when the attack began.

He said: “I noticed a 4×4 sitting in the middle of the road. Then, as my passenger was paying and getting out, the Jeep rammed into the airport entrance right next to us.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.

“The guy in the passenger seat was wearing a white T-shirt. He got out carrying what looked like a petrol bomb and seconds later the Jeep was in flames.

“Then he kicked and punched a man to the ground before punching a policeman square in the face. That’s when I saw red. That sort of thing just isn’t on.

“That sort of thing just isn’t on.”

If a comment like that doesn’t make you ladies of the Empire want to have that man’s babies, we don’t know what will! We mean, really! His Majesty doesn’t even swing that way, not to mention the biological issues, but we want to bear his children now.

“I told my passenger to run for her life, then I went for the man in the T-shirt and managed to skelp him in the face. I followed it up by booting him twice.

A thing worth doing is a thing worth doing twice.

“By that time some other people had joined in and it seemed like the T-shirt guy was trying to get back into the Jeep.

No fookin’ wonder, mate. We’d be busy trying to get the Hell away too if we had a bunch of pissed off Scots lining up to take turns kicking us in the clockwork.

“Then the driver got out of the car. He was already in flames. It was obvious he was the real psycho of the pair.

And where Haji asshats are concerned, that’s saying something.

“Someone was hosing him down but the flames seemed to jump up again just as it looked like they had gone out.

Gasoline fires… They’re bloody marvelous, aren’t they? Far be it from us to suggest being mean, but we’d probably have been sorely tempted to take the fire extinguisher away at this point.

“It was obvious the driver wanted into the boot of the Jeep for something and I was worried about what it was. I thought it must be a gun.

“He was going crazy, just lashing out at everyone and babbling p*sh in a foreign language the whole time.

“I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of c**p to me.

That, my friend, is a distinction without a difference.

“I ran for the guy and punched him twice in the face with pretty good right hooks.

“Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.

Most likely along the lines of “by the louse-infested scrotum of the prophet, I think my dick just fell off!”

“I couldn’t believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick.”

That’s because you’re not a Haji. Unlike them, you actually have something there that can be hurt.

Alex continued to take on the man, who was lashing out with his fists. He recalled: “He was a big guy and I’m not really a fighter, but his punches were wild and I managed to dodge them and make some good strikes myself.

“Luckily, more people joined in and we managed to beat the guy down. The police apparently caught the other man.

Nothing like a good old fashioned Glaswegian smackdown.

“I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”

Not that we don’t agree with the sentiment, but it doesn’t sound much to us like you needed any assistance in the form of batons or anything else. You were doing more than marvelously with what G-d gave you.

Three Imperial Cheers for Mr Alex McIlveen, whose actions alone qualify his for Imperial Citizenry (with Honors) along with the Imperial Order of the Ass-Whupped Haji, First Class.

And while we’re on that happy note, there’s another fearless Scot, one John Smeaton (you probably already know him from TV), who partook in the Highland Games, Haji Edition, and they’re collecting pints for him right now. Sadly, they’re only up to 1,200 pints by now, which isn’t going to last long, so hop to it. We would, however, suggest that Mr McIlveen be invited for the party as well.

64 Responses to “And Now… Scots With Bollocks!”
  1. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    “Hip, hip, hurrah! Hip, hip, hurrah! Hip, hip, HURRAH!”

    “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of c**p to me.

    Beaut! :-)

    The authorities ought to go one better, Sire and do the decent and spring for a new pair of Nikes; who wants to walk around on pulverized bits of fried terrorist privates?…wait… I might have to rethink that one….

  2. LC smaug6 Comment by LC smaug6

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    Should have read like this instead of
    “I ran for the guy and punched him twice in the face with pretty good right hooks.
    Improved version
    “I pulled my .45 and put two to center mass of each bastard and one to their heads.
    No dirty nikes, no strained tendon, no health care outlay etc… You get the idea. Oops people here already have this one figured out. Anyway kudos to Mr. McIlveen god bless him.

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls

    *sigh* Oh that just gives me the warm fuzzies all over.

    What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?

    A man’s undivided attention.

  4. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”

    While everyone is donating pints for the heroes how about a shekel or two for a baton? It sounds like a better investment that a lot of new security cams. Of course I might throw in something to buy pointy-toed boots as well. Sounds like Mr. McIlveen could put them to good use too.

  5. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    If anyone should be fined, it should be the folks who misused a fire extinguisher for a non-emergency use by putting the splody-dope out.

    Hell … they shouldn’t even have wasted urine on that.

  6. dhomoney Comment by dhomoney

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    While I agree with the sentiment you know they are all still pussies when the policeman only has a baton to pull and not a nice high cap pistol to shoot this Islamic scum dead. Oh and Gordo, MUSLIM!!!!! I unlike Gordo and the gang haven’t handed in my balls, I can say MUSLIM all I want.

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    On a related note…the MSM (Muslim Suck-up Media) is making sure that their terrorist buddies get those car bombs right the next time by broadcasting what their mistakes were.

  8. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    A beautiful story…just fookin’ beautiful.

    Too bad they weren’t allowed to draw and quarter this Muslime filth…

  9. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    The Scots have trolls too:

    aussieclaire Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    Hope Osama gets hold of a nuke and drops in right on Scotland. Most probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Rot in hell you bunch of fuckers!

    I think I’ll have some fun as “Fookin’ Yank”.

  10. Unregistered Comment by Gabby

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    Great account of appropriate manly actions.

    Those evil bastards should have made it out of the airport having been scooped ,piece by rotten piece, into garbage pails–what a bunch of crazy, demented, nasty mooslimes!

    Good on the cabbie. Now that the facts are known, maybe the Scots will tear up the ticket and give the man a medal!

  11. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Why don’t we volunteer and pay for the ticket?

  12. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Never ceases to amaze me why folks in the media need to print every freaking thing they get their hands on. (Pertaining to telling why the bombs didn’t work. Hello, ABC, it’s called not giving the other side a clue as to why something didn’t work so that it’ll still won’t work for them the next time they try. Morons.) As for the kicking Scot, next time, he should kick harder, then they won’t come back up for a while. ;) And I hope they’ll give him a new pair of sneakers to replace the pair he used on the jihards and to drop the ticket. And lastly, for the troll, gee, what a blowhard and a fool. Get a real life, pal.

  13. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    1090
    Ozzy BinLiner Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    Anyway, was wondering if anyone can break codes, we at Al Qaeda Central received this coded message by email, we have set our best scholars and inteligencia onto decyphering it but, alas, it has evaded us all, please help.. It say’s:

    “haw ya beardy fanny, no if uze send any mair or rem terrurizts tay ma cuntry ahhm gonny come ower rare and rip yer airms aff and beat ye tay def way the soggy end ya dik.. Bye the bye, ahh know whit cave you live in an am gonny pure rip yer napper aff and shite in yer neck and any o rem flip flop wearing fannies that get in ma way, get the picture, see rat sair heed you’ve always goat, ‘cos every time ahh see yer picture yev goat a bandage on yer heed is gonny be nuhhin if ah’ve goaty come owwer rare, know whit a mean but….. Big J”

    We think it is a code the same as the Enigma but cleverer, any help appreciated

    Two Peoples separated by a common language?

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    ROFLMFAO….

    “Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.

    Most likely along the lines of “by the louse-infested scrotum of the prophet, I think my dick just fell off!”

  15. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    What’s worn under a Scotsman’s Kilt?

    .

    .

    .

    Not a damn thing - it’s all in perfect workin’ order!

    ===============

    Good on ‘ys, cuz!

  16. Unregistered Comment by Lucius

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    Strathclyde Police have waived Mr Mcilveen’s parking ticket.

    Comment by Kristopher

    If anyone should be fined, it should be the folks who misused a fire extinguisher for a non-emergency use by putting the splody-dope out.

    I heard a rumour today out of the Royal Alexandria Hospital, were our mildly singed jihadist bawbag is currently recuperating.
    Crispy is apparently in critical condition, due to his 90% burns. Rumour has it, however, that he is actually critical due to head injuries received from one of Glasgow’s finest beating him over the head with a fire extinguisher.

    This is a “friend of a friend of a friend told me” type of rumour, so it’s probably not true. It’d be kinda cool if it was though.

  17. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    They waved his parking ticket? If true, that’s good to hear.

  18. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Lucius

    Rumour has it, however, that he is actually critical due to head injuries received from one of Glasgow’s finest beating him over the head with a fire extinguisher.

    Hmm… Perhaps he had that flashback to the old Boy Scout instructions of “Use a blanket or other material to cover the flames and pat them out”, and he just couldn’t find a blanket??? :smoking:

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  20. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    I’m late. Lady Heather, I was going to say that any judge would be glad to have that parking ticket land on his desk so he could dismiss it faster than you can say “flaming jihadi.”
    No doubt, that’s already happened.

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    Hope he gets his ticket dismissed-he should be praised. I love people of action:):):)

  22. Nanashi Comment by Nanashi

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    Now that’s the Glasgow I remember! With real men and everything!

  23. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Glasgow’s finest beating him over the head with a fire extinguisher.

    It’s on the label:
    “Apply directly to affected areas. Continue application until fully extinguished”

  24. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Somewhere William Wallace has a chubby right now.

  25. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    “Head On, apply directly to the fore head”. Hey, advertising does work!

  26. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    “Apply directly to affected areas. Continue application until fully extinguished”

    Headon. Apply directly to the forehead. Headon. Apply directly to the forehead. Headon. Apply directly to the forehead.

  27. DumbAss Tanker Comment by DumbAss Tanker

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    Ozzy BinLiner Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    Anyway, was wondering if anyone can break codes, we at Al Qaeda Central received this coded message by email, we have set our best scholars and inteligencia onto decyphering it but, alas, it has evaded us all, please help.. It say’s:

    “haw ya beardy fanny, no if uze send any mair or rem terrurizts tay ma cuntry ahhm gonny come ower rare and rip yer airms aff and beat ye tay def way the soggy end ya dik.. Bye the bye, ahh know whit cave you live in an am gonny pure rip yer napper aff and shite in yer neck and any o rem flip flop wearing fannies that get in ma way, get the picture, see rat sair heed you’ve always goat, ‘cos every time ahh see yer picture yev goat a bandage on yer heed is gonny be nuhhin if ah’ve goaty come owwer rare, know whit a mean but….. Big J”

    We think it is a code the same as the Enigma but cleverer, any help appreciated

    Well, it’s a lot like Scottish, except that the phrase “Sonny Jim” doesn’t seem to appear in it…

    ;o)

  28. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I doubt the veracity of this entire yarn.

    Everyone knows muzzos have no balls.

  29. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Teach me to try and watch a movie with the kids while commenting.

    Crunchie, great minds think alike. :)

  30. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Hey Crunch, your cutie Mary Katherine Ham is commenting over at my friend’s blog. Pop over and say hello!

  31. Amy Comment by Amy

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    Hi Misha, Briand the Sailor sent me. This is a beautiful thing. The only thing that would have made the story better is if I had been there to laugh my ass off at the scumbag rolling around holding his scoles. : )

  32. Amy Comment by Amy

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    sorry, typo..it was BRIAN the Sailor who sent me..lol..

  33. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Thanks Radical! I popped in and left my awkward schoolboy crush “hi”. Damn she’s cute.

  34. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Crunchie, great minds think alike.

    Thats a scary thought ain’t it Wil!

  35. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Hi Misha, Brian the Sailor sent me.

    Welcome aboard, Amy!

    Glad to have you :)

  36. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Hey guys and gals,

    You guys all wanted to see these guys dismembered on the spot, but wouldn’t they be more useful being interrogated by the police and hopefully providing tips on other terrorists? (not the one that’s 90% burned, obviously)

    The ticket on the cab was just over the top.

  37. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    You guys all wanted to see these guys dismembered on the spot, but wouldn’t they be more useful being interrogated by the police and hopefully providing tips on other terrorists? (not the one that’s 90% burned, obviously)

    If I had the slightest suspicion that they’d actually be interrogated, yes.

    But the chances of that are slim to none.

  38. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Misha
    I’m puzzled: attempt at a major terrorist attack. terrorist in custody. I know there have been some questions about the mayor, but an issue of major national security would trump his opinion. how on earth would the guy avoid interrogation?

  39. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I’m puzzled: attempt at a major terrorist attack. terrorist in custody. I know there have been some questions about the mayor, but an issue of major national security would trump his opinion. how on earth would the guy avoid interrogation?

    Oh, he’d be subjected to something that would later be referred to as “interrogation” (if it’s not too much trouble, Habib, would you mind telling us who your associates are? No, don’t cry. Sorry to have bothered you. Off you go).

    What I meant was that he won’t be interrogated.

    Nor will he be shot in the back of the head once he’s done spilling the beans, which is proper procedure with saboteurs and spies in a time of war.

    So it’d be better to just kill him on the spot before the authorities get a chance to stroke him, bring him three halal meals a day and a personal, gilded koran on the taxpayers’ dime.

  40. Amy Comment by Amy

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    “Oh, he’d be subjected to something that would later be referred to as “interrogation” (if it’s not too much trouble, Habib, would you mind telling us who your associates are? No, don’t cry. Sorry to have bothered you. Off you go).

    What I meant was that he won’t be interrogated.

    Nor will he be shot in the back of the head once he’s done spilling the beans, which is proper procedure with saboteurs and spies in a time of war.

    So it’d be better to just kill him on the spot before the authorities get a chance to stroke him, bring him three halal meals a day and a personal, gilded koran on the taxpayers’ dime.”

    After which he will say he is being tortured because a woman brought him his food or that the music they play is too loud…yada, yada, yada. I’m with you Emperor Misha, as my Father always said “they need to die by lead poisoning from a bullet placed between their eyes”.

  41. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    Oh, he’d be subjected to something that would later be referred to as “interrogation” (if it’s not too much trouble, Habib, would you mind telling us who your associates are? No, don’t cry. Sorry to have bothered you. Off you go).

    What I meant was that he won’t be interrogated.

    Nor will he be shot in the back of the head once he’s done spilling the beans, which is proper procedure with saboteurs and spies in a time of war.

    So it’d be better to just kill him on the spot before the authorities get a chance to stroke him, bring him three halal meals a day and a personal, gilded koran on the taxpayers’ dime.

    The Emperor is right on this one.

    It’s the ole British “Cake or Death?” line and the Good Doctors™ will undoubtedly choose cake.

  42. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Weren’t the captured IRA members treated really harshly?

  43. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Ahhh, so the splodeydope wannabes get their just desserts at the hands of several really pissed off Scots!

  44. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    Psychochick

    Weren’t the captured IRA members treated really harshly?

    Indeed, here are the subtle differences as far as I can see…

    1) At the time, the United Kingdom was a primarily Protestant country, now they are generally an agnostic, socialist-cum-communist enterprise that is getting French-ier by the day .

    2) In 1985 they signed an “accord” with the IRA to give them power and co-governing rights, thinking it would quell the terrorism (remind anyone of Palestine?) but, instead..

    3) In 1989, a bunch of Catholic Lunatics (IRA) blow up 10 British kids at band practice, bringing with it a special kind of, um, justice, from Protestants anyway :)

    But the real reason they got touchy feely with the captured IRA you mentioned… is number 4…

    4) In 1991 the IRA fired three mortar rounds at 10 Downing Street, the prime minister’s official residence.

    Try to imagine… you are strolling down Pennsylvania avenue with an RPG launcher over your shoulder, and just so happen get lucky enough to lob 3 rounds at Bush’s crib (Lefty sexual fantasy). You can be sure that when the men in black suits and shades get you in the back room…

    Never mind, it’s too graphic to continue

    A general strike in Northern Ireland in May 1974 led to the collapse of its five-month-old coalition government and forced Britain to resume direct rule over the province. British attempts to help stabilize the long-standing dispute between the Protestant majority and the Roman Catholic minority continued over the next decade. In a move strongly opposed by the Protestants, a 1985 accord with the Republic of Ireland gave it a consultant role in the governing of Northern Ireland. Incidents of terrorism persisted—for example, a bombing in Northern Ireland that killed 11 people in 1987, the shooting deaths of three Irish Republican Army (IRA) terrorists in 1988, and the bombing deaths of ten British military band students in 1989. In 1991 the IRA fired three mortar rounds at 10 Downing Street, the prime minister’s official residence.

  45. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    I am shocked- shocked, I tell you- that a country of men like John Smeaton (Who will be the next James Bond 007, BTW. - Smeaton, John Smeaton.) will deliver a flying face kick and a boot insertion to the business of nefarious ne’er-do-wells, would aquiesce to the price of a pint being $6.20!

    But, alas, Mrs.M informs me that the price of beer here will rise as well. Are we gunna take this sitting down? Nay! I say! Clydesdales, like politicians, must be weaned from the trough!

    To Arms!

  46. Unregistered Comment by Lucius

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    I am shocked- shocked, I tell you- that a country of men like John Smeaton (Who will be the next James Bond 007, BTW. - Smeaton, John Smeaton.) will deliver a flying face kick and a boot insertion to the business of nefarious ne’er-do-wells, would aquiesce to the price of a pint being $6.20!

    I’m kind of shocked by that too. I guess Mr Smeaton must be drinking in fancier bars, now that he’s famous!
    £3 a pint? Outrageous.

  47. Unregistered Comment by LawDog

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    A local clothing store replaced the cabbies trainers at no cost, and the ticket was dismissed.

    LawDog

  48. Tom Doniphon Comment by Tom Doniphon

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    Never mind, it’s too graphic to continue

    That’s assuming you live… if I were one of those boys in a black suit, and your ass is lobbing mortars at me, you’re not going to be alive very long.

    A local clothing store replaced the cabbies trainers at no cost, and the ticket was dismissed.

    LawDog

    Excellent

  49. Unregistered Comment by mag5435

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    Good! I hope he kicked him hard enough so the “prophet” felt it!!
    What dirtbags these muslims are (notice I never capitalized muslims), and yet some leaders and the media play into their hands and are afraid to insult them, much less condemn them. Killing them should be a national sport.

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  51. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Hey Crunch, a vile troll is befouling that MK Ham thread from above. I’ve slapped it around a little; good practice. :twisted:

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  53. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Thanks Rad. I left a small little smack down for Mikey Poo. It would be nice to see Mary Katherine’s handling of him. All though, it would be much nicer to see her handle me. ;-)

  54. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    She’s above bashing her trolls. That’s why there are guys like us.

    I guess you’ll have to settle for her handling you! :twisted:

  55. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Crunchie I just left Mikey a BC style link uber smackdown. I hope Mikey sees it before it gets deleted :(

  56. Len-KC Comment by Len-KC

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    Remember, children: Every time you kick a flaming terrorist in the bollocks, the Baby Jesus smiles.

    Now that’s funny!

  57. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    wouldn’t they be more useful being interrogated by the police

    Interrogated. Brings to mind Ving Rhames in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

    “I’m gonna get a couple of brothers, a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. We’re gonna get Medieval on his ass.”

  58. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    A local clothing store replaced the cabbies trainers at no cost, and the ticket was dismissed.

    LawDog

    Too bad they didn’t replace them with steel toed boots.
    For the next time around…

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  60. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I guess you’ll have to settle for her handling you!

    Damnit Rad, now I got that tingling feeling down there again.

  61. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    Ten-Ten sed

    Interrogated. Brings to mind Ving Rhames in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

    “I’m gonna get a couple of brothers, a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. We’re gonna get Medieval on his ass.”

    This is hard shit to decide, the Emperors Baby Jesus…

    or

    Ten-Ten’s…

    damn…

    After careful consideration of all extenuating circumstances, including all theatrical references from Braveheart to Pulp Fiction, I have to go with Ten-Ten on this one.

    I have seen Braveheart maybe 3 times, but Pulp Fiction has fried the diode in more than one DVD player.

    That is so damn funny, I need to paste that again…

    Interrogated. Brings to mind Ving Rhames in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

    “I’m gonna get a couple of brothers, a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. We’re gonna get Medieval on his ass.”

    :)

  62. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Crunch, you want an uber-troll, punching bag who will NEVER give up? Check out mine (and IRR’s, LH’s and BiW’s) long time scratching post THE TRUTH

  63. Unregistered Comment by Lucius

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    I’ve just read that the John Smeaton tribute website has managed to raise enough cash to buy Mr Smeaton 1400 pints.
    In a breathtaking display of class, Mr Smeaton has said that he wishes the bulk of this money to go to our forces in Iraq.

    He is a giant amongst men.