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Why is it that the Associated (with Terrorists) Press won’t run a freely offered, publicly available article about a real massacre, well-documented by a real reporter actually on the scene, but have absolutely no problem uncritically featuring a bogus story handed to one of their al-Rashid bar flies by an al-Qaeda stringer while the former was being “serviced” by the latter in the men’s room?

LC & IB Confederate Yankee wants to know, so he wrote them to ask.

You should too.

(h/t to LC demonicgerbil and Ron Coleman)

26 Responses to “Great Moments in Associated (with Terrorists) Press “Journalism””
  1. Unregistered Comment by LC TGregg

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    Why is it that the Associated (with Terrorists) Press won’t run a freely offered, publicly available article about a real massacre, well-documented by a real reporter actually on the scene, but have absolutely no problem uncritically featuring a bogus story handed to one of their al-Rashid bar flies by an al-Qaeda stringer while the former was being “serviced” by the latter in the men’s room?

    Why? One suspects that the Emperor shouldn’t be asking such rhetorical questions, but rather point out the obvious and well known fact that AP is an enemy of freedom and silent supporter of islamofacist terrorism.

    And Firstest!

  2. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    The answer is simple. Al Qaueda massacres don’t fit the template. A mounting casualty rate does. And besides, it stinks at a real massacre, all those decaying corpses of children and all, too upsetting after their quiche breakfast.

  3. Unregistered Comment by demonicgerbil

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    Thank you excellency!

  4. Unregistered Comment by demonicgerbil

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    Oh, just to show I’m good to my word, I did make a little post about this, for what it’s worth, in my Livejournal. Not that I get much traffic, but I figure I should put my money where my mouth is if I’m going to petition the Imperial court. :)

  5. Lycurgus Comment by Lycurgus

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    The narrative that only America is the fons et origins of all evil must not be departed from – otherwise you may open the Pandora’s Box of independent thought and who knows where that may lead [conservatism, for instance]?

  6. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    My editor now tries to make sure I’m out of the office when any representative from AP is coming. She knows full well I have no love of them for the bull they sling.

    The paper is dependent on AP stuff. We’re not like the big papers that can hire a bunch of writers. Basically there are only two full-timers here, me and another reporter plus some stringers.

    The AP is like Frankenstein’s creation. It was meant to be controlled by the papers it served but now it calls the shots.

  7. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    It concerns me how far we’ve let the AQ 5th column embed itself into American and world journalism.

    The AP doesn’t even try and hide its associations with our sworn enemies, and just expects (and is often-times gratified with) us to swallow their fabricated “news” whole, by mixing it in with a mess of truthful but meaningless drivel about so called celebrities.

    These people control the outlooks and information sources of much of the world, perhaps we should be doing something to ensure they’re showing the -truth-. Not propaganda for -either- side of the current conflict. Because if we continue to ignore this informational cancer, we’re going to find it has grown too powerful and influential for us to have any hope of ever controlling it.

  8. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    Almost forgot to mention. The paper added blogs to the Web site. I’ve posted a few little things but so far I’m not sure where I want to go with my blog. I know I won’t be able to get away with anything like Misha does. Hey, it’s my livelyhood, I’m not going to piss in the income stream. I did a small post about P.T. Barnum, there was more to the man than a lot of people know. http://www.nevadadailymail.com/blogs/stevemoyer/entry/12058/

  9. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    AP, Al-Reuters, they are all the same. Schilling for the baddies. I wonder, if things go as they want, if they think the pisslamists will support them in their “cherished liberal values.”

    right. :|

  10. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Just a quick O/T before the Vicodin kicks in…

    Surgery was textbook, got seven new holes in my abdomen to close one old hole, I think I came out behind on that count. I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck. (BTDT, so I know what it feels like…) Can’t wait for the diminished pain the laparoscopic surgery was supposed to provide…

    Thanks to all my well wishers here in The Empire, hope your 4th was fun, now I’m gonna go melt into my recliner.

  11. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Surgery was textbook, got seven new holes in my abdomen to close one old hole, I think I came out behind on that count. I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck. (BTDT, so I know what it feels like…) Can’t wait for the diminished pain the laparoscopic surgery was supposed to provide…

    Thanks to all my well wishers here in The Empire, hope your 4th was fun, now I’m gonna go melt into my recliner.

    Glad to hear everything went as expected, MoMinuteMan! Prayers work. And so does flying the friendly skies on Air Vicodin once the cutting is over.

    Take care of yourself, my friend, relax and get well soon. We’ll be here waiting for you when you come back.

    G-d Bless.

  12. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Be.. The.. Recliner… Mominuteman
    ‘Hope they sewed everthing up straight, then lost your bill.

  13. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Glad to hear the op went well MoMinuteman. As long as you still have everything your supposed to have and nothing extra left behind, it’s all good. Although it does suck to have more holes in ya than God gave ya at birth. Recuperate well.

    Prayers work.

    That they do Sire.

  14. theospark Comment by theospark

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    I started an Islamic Nursery Rhyme Contest today, there are some great humourists out there.

    http://theospark.blogspot.com/2007/07/friday-islamic-nursery-rhyme-contest_06.html

  15. Rurik Comment by Rurik

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    Remember. Pain is good. It prepares you to face and handle…………..pain.
    If you never experience pain, you won’t be able to handle the pain you don’t have. All clear now? Now try to enjoy the vicodan.

  16. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    All right. Enough. ENOUGH!

    Anyone, ANYONE out there not reading Michael Yon hasn’t a clue, not one tiny iota of an idea of what our soldiers are fighting when they take on Al Qaida. Michael’s latest piece this morning contains a sentence that makes me know the true meaning in this life of having your jaw drop open, mouth working but words failing to leave the throat.
    I don’t know how to describe how reading it made me feel, but I do know that who, no, WHATever slimy, slithering souless monsters are capable of committing such grossly deliberate, ice-cold acts deserve nothing but to be scowered mercilessly from the face of this Earth. Forever.

    I urge you all strongly to read the whole article, which is one of uplifting news on how well the surge Bacquba is actually going, as the Iraqis finally are beginning to believe that we only want to fix them up ‘good to go’, and then head ourselves on back home to the good ol’ U.S. of A.

    AND THIS IS WHY WE’RE THERE:

    Speaking through an American interpreter, Lieutenant David Wallach who is a native Arabic speaker, the Iraqi official related how al Qaeda united these gangs who then became absorbed into “al Qaeda.” They recruited boys born during the years 1991, 92 and 93 who were each given weapons, including pistols, a bicycle and a phone (with phone cards paid) and a salary of $100 per month, all courtesy of al Qaeda. These boys were used for kidnapping, torturing and murdering people.

    At first, he said, they would only target Shia, but over time the new al Qaeda directed attacks against Sunni, and then anyone who thought differently. The official reported that on a couple of occasions in Baqubah, al Qaeda invited to lunch families they wanted to convert to their way of thinking. In each instance, the family had a boy, he said, who was about 11 years old. As LT David Wallach interpreted the man’s words, I saw Wallach go blank and silent. He stopped interpreting for a moment. I asked Wallach, “What did he say?” Wallach said that at these luncheons, the families were sat down to eat. And then their boy was brought in with his mouth stuffed. The boy had been baked. Al Qaeda served the boy to his family.

    (…)

    Whenever possible, consider hitting Mr. Yon’s tip jar. The work he is doing is vital, but it comes at significant cost. And some of that cost, we will never be able to reimburse him for.

  17. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Beth

    That story stopped me in my tracks also. The sad part (for me at least) was that I wasn’t particularly surprised by it. I don’t know if that speaks ill of my expectations of the depths of evil that man is capable of sinking, or that Al Qaeda are just that evil that nothing they do surprises me.

    They are truly an evil that needs to be wiped from the earth. And I agree wholeheartedly about supporting Yon’s work. If only the MSM would do their job, Yon could relax.

  18. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    I saw that earlier Beth. You call that an atrocity? When Islamic men have had to wear underwear on their heads? THAT is the real atrocity!

    It’s times like these we have to be ever vigilant - against Islamophobia!

  19. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Beth A,

    No matter how much I read or hear about the monstrosity that is islam, and just when I think I’ve heard it all…something like that Michael Yon piece comes along to sicken me even more.

    I not only read Michael Yon but also Pat Dollard. They are my source of the truth about the war we are fighting. The only time I watch any of the islamo coddlers in the msm is when I need to elevate my blood pressure.

    Ya’ know….it wasn’t too long ago that free people fought a global war against evil. An evil that incinerated over 6 million Jewish and other peoples who were deemed to be inferior to the master race. The entire world mobilized to fight what, at that time, was thought to be the ultimate evil….hitler was considered the devil himself. The Nazis destroyed entire neighborhoods like the Warsaw Ghetto, they wiped out entire geneaological lines, they performed ghastly experiments on prisoners, and the world was outraged….and we stepped up and brought that horror to an end.

    So we come to the 21st century…the world is besieged by another evil. It’s not a new one, been around for over 1000 years. It’s not a nation or a race or a people, but a death cult ideaology. An ideaology that commits atrocities so repulsive that Nazi Germany seems benign when compared to it. They care nothing about civility, nothing about the sacredness of life, nothing about their children or yours. They kill and mutilate and behead and explode and cut and burn and destroy and defile to earn favor with their false god and false prophet…..and the world cowers, seeking to justify the muslim savagery.

    Cowardly politically correct world leaders refuse to say “muslim terrorist” or “global war on terrorism”, schools teach tolerance for islam while shoving anything Christian into a dark closet, news networks seek not to offend by calling terrorists “insurgents” or “militants”, and political traitors call any effort made to combat this evil a “bumper sticker war”. The world buries it’s head in the sand while the islamonazis creep in and do things so sick…so dark that, in an earlier time, we would not have hesitated to burn the perpetrators to ash. How can the free, good people of the world NOT rise up against beasts who commit acts…….

    (WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC PICTURES):
    like this
    and this
    and this
    and this

    are you sickened enough yet to do something about this? it’s not that difficult a task for me to photoshop you or me or my wife or my kids or your kids or ANYBODY into those pictures…….simply put, as sickening as those pictures are to look at (and my hands are shaking right now after finding them and linking to them), that is the fate that will befall those you love if we do not cleanse the world of the evil that is called islam. Do what you can, browbeat your congressman and send them these pictures, advocate for the sale of war bonds to support this noble crusade, get the message out loud and clear about the evil that calls itself islam and to hell with anyone who calls you a racist…hell, show THEM these pictures…

    and if you are a soldier sailor marine or airman fighting this war for us at home, GO AT THEM!!! Kill them all! do whatever it takes to make the world a decent place again, and if by doing that…you get in trouble for breaking a “rule of engagement” let us freedom loving people at home know about it, and we will fight for YOU!

    People, it’s time to put a stop to this. I need to get some air, just searching for those images did a number on me….

    p.s.

    my profoundest apologies to Misha and management for putting pictures like that on this site and to anyone else I disturbed by linking to them.

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    management….

    I think my last post got eaten by the spam filter. It does contain a few links to some pretty upsetting images so if it’s censored for that reason, I’ll understand.

  21. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    oh yeah,

    glad you’re back MoMinuteMan, here’s hopes for a speedy and complete recovery sir…

  22. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Good to see you, MoMinuteMan…..I remember gettin’ my gut cut too…Air Vicodin…the only way to fly. Take care and be well……

  23. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Thank you excellency!

    Nothing to thank me for, demonicgerbil, thank YOU for the tip! :)

  24. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    MoMinuteMan:

    Excellent news, Sir, but seven for one sounds like a poor deal. Now, take the vicodin, relax and fet better!

  25. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Jaybear

    Thanks for those images. People need to see the evil we are fighting. The MSM want to see the caskets of our fallen, fine. For each casket of a returning warrior show one of those so the people can understand why we can NEVER quit this fight! Damn savages.

  26. LC Delftsman3 Comment by LC Delftsman3

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    I think you may have something there Crunchie…the DemCong are bleating for the return of the “Fairness Doctrine”; let’s give it to them and force the MSM to post one of these pictures with every story they do about Iraq.