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The Evil Zionist Oppressors™ unleashed wave after wave of Evil, Green, Promotional Balloons, causing terror and panic in Southern Lebanon.

Our favorite snippet, but do read the whole thing:

Lebanese official media reported that the balloons were poisoned, and were part of an Israeli attack. Residents claimed that the balloons were dropped from IDF aircraft. Residents were apparently confused by the writing on the balloons as well: the balloons carried the name of the newspaper, HaIr, which somewhat resembles the Hebrew word for “caution,” Hizaher. Hizbullah’s news station, Al-Manar, reported that the balloons bore the word “caution” in Hebrew and claimed that several locals were hospitalized after inhaling the balloons’ gas.

…sounding suspiciously like Chip’n'Dale when interviewed by doctors, we’re sure.

Those wacky date farmers are what gave “retarded” a bad name.

17 Responses to “You’re Going to Think We Made This Shit Up”
  1. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    Helium is a byproduct of thermonuclear reactions, and of radioactive isotope decay.

    Obviously a WMD attack. The clowns are just a clever subterfuge.

  2. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    Give me an unlimited supply of beans (Bush’s brand, of course), balloons, and a staff to tie them, and I can give them gassy balloons that they really need to be afraid of!

    Even better is if we can attach radio-controlled sparkers to all of them, wired to one button….

  3. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Here’s a mental picture for you:

    Think of all those hezballsack assholes ululating after sucking the helium out of those balloons.

    or screaming allahu akhbar in a munchkin voice.

  4. NCLivingBrit Comment by NCLivingBrit

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    Damn those Eeeeevil Joooooooos!

    Next it will be a vicious and inhuman assault of free post-it-notes, corporate-branded pens and horrifically lethal frisbees!

    To the red phone, we need Mel Gibson, the Mad Mullah, fast! He’ll save us from these Zionist Pigs!

  5. Unregistered Comment by LindaSoG

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    Thank you for the link Sir!

  6. Mope, Imperial Knucklehead Comment by Mope, Imperial Knucklehead

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    …screaming allahu akhbar in a munchkin voice.

    Uh-Oh… Yer gunna get a fartwa for that!

  7. Unregistered Comment by readerjp

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    They aren’t spelled anywhere even close!! Add bad spelling and dyslexia to all the other reasons why Arabs are idiots who have withdrawn from the human race. I wonder - do you think that the toxic fumes are coming from Islam? Seems like most believers are fried in the head.

  8. Xystus Comment by Xystus

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    Think of all those hezballsack assholes ululating after sucking the helium out of those balloons.

    or screaming allahu akhbar in a munchkin voice.

    Now that’s funny! :lol_tb:

  9. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » Muslims terrified of…helium balloons?

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    […] yeah. Posted by Ian S. […]

  10. Unregistered Comment by T

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    Jaybear - you owe me a keyboard!!!!! Mine is now drenched in coffee!!!!!

  11. Unregistered Comment by LC Xealot

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    January 30th, Southern Lebanon. The green balloons of death preceded an attack by the evil circus clowns on the small middle-eastern nation. The French forces immediately surrendered to the Ringling Brothers. Meanwhile elements of Hezbollah engaged the floating death balloons, suffering heavy losses. The evil clowns are already preparing their assault using their squeeky-toy armored unicycles and more death-balloons. France offered immediate terms for unconditional surrender, unable to produce an armored vehicle capable of standing up against the unicycles. Hezbollah, meanwhile, issued statements to the press indicating that several death balloons had been destroyed with IEDs and that they would stand against the unicycle assault with homemade darts.

  12. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Think anyone will ever notice that no matter what happens its always Israel attacking the palis, no matter if its a balloon bombardment ad from some buisness or a retaliatory strike from the Israeli Air Force? Also, how the palis alway incure losses even when nobody actually got hurt?

    paliwood is wearing thin on thier lies.

  13. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    LC XEALOT

    funny funny shit man,was eating diner now i have to clean my screen :lol_tb:

  14. juandos Comment by juandos

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    Lebanese official media reported that the balloons were poisoned, and were part of an Israeli attack.

    Its that whacked out global warming which is all Bush’s fault I tell you… :lol_wp:

    The link courtesy of the barking moonbats at DJ’s Grouchy liberaltopia where facts are shunned in lieu of feelings… :lol_wp:

    Sorry, but your comment has been flagged by the spam filter running on this blog: this might be an error, in which case all apologies. Your comment will be presented to the blog admin who will be able to restore it immediately.
    You may want to contact the blog admin via e-mail to notify him
    … :lol_tb:

  15. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Its that whacked out global warming which is all Bush’s fault I tell you… :lol_wp:

    The link courtesy of the barking moonbats at DJ’s Grouchy liberaltopia where facts are shunned in lieu of feelings… :lol_wp:

    Uhmm… Links, Juandos? Firefox don’t see no links…

  16. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    Now, here’s one that causes much dissension in Casa de Chaos East.

    “Moonlight Feels Right”, Starbuck. I love it, The Lady hates it. I don’t know why she doesn’t like it. Me, I love the lines;
    “I’ll play the radio on southern stations,
    ‘Cause southern belles are Hell at night,”

    (That, and it’s the only song I can think of (outside of Spyra Gyra’s catalog), with a vibe solo…)

  17. LC Guido Cabrone Comment by LC Guido Cabrone

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    How the heck did that wind up here???????????????