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Finally, more dumb threats from the single most incompetent clown circus on the planet, the Taliboobs:

Washington, D.C. (AHN)-A Taliban commander has issued a new threat saying that an attack is coming that would dwarf the failed bombings in London and Glasgow.

Setting the bar a bit low aren’t we, my sweet retarded Haji fig farmers? Used to be that every new threat from you would promise us attacks that would dwarf Nagasaki and Hiroshima, but apparently you’ve finally realized your shortcomings, and we’re not referring to your inability to adequately pleasure your goats with your amusingly microscopic genitalia. “Looks like a penis, only smaller!”

So the next attack, the one that will surely come this time, asshollah willing, will dwarf two attacks that failed utterly thanks to an inability of your martyr wannabes to successfully set gasoline on fire combined with a couple of pissed off Scots with good kicking legs?

His Majesty is telling you, he’s literally shaking in his boots here! No, wait, I was standing on the late Zarqawi’s battery-operated butt-plug… Moving on…

So we suppose that this truly horrid, earth-shattering upcoming attack of yours, in order to live up to your promise of “dwarfing” the fizzles in London and Glasgow, will have all the spectacular fury of throwing a flaming bag of Haji turds on the doorstep of 10 Downing Street? Or is that too much of a challenge to you 7th century mongoloids? You don’t have much of an encouraging track record with fire, after all, even after somebody else had been kind enough to invent it for you. Damn the infidels for not including a user’s manual.

Are you going to let the air out of the tires of Gordon Brown’s motorcade? Throw a rock through the window of the local Tesco? Stomp your feet and hold your breaths?

Mansour Dadullah, in an interview broadcast on ABC News said the London attacks were “not enough” and that bigger attacks were coming.

“You will, God willing, be witness to more attacks,” he said in the interview.

Are the lucky Assholes for Allah going to light themselves on fire this time too? Because, really, that just made us laugh and laugh and laugh.

Dadullah, who last month presided over what was termed a terror training camp graduation ceremony in Pakistan, supposedly dispatched teams to the United States, Canada, Great Britain and Germany.

Be on the lookout for bearded cavemen trying to light a fire using sticks and dried goat turds.

Then shoot them. In the face. Repeatedly.

46 Responses to “Your Obligatory Sabre-Rattling Terrorist Post”
  1. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Well, I agree to the extent they haven’t been able to mount a successful attack here since 9/11. However, it bodes well, not to underestimate the will/resolve of this cancer. If nothing else, they appear to be too stupid to quit while they are behind.

    The threat is there. And as has been said before, they only need to be successful once, we have to be batting at 1000%.

  2. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    But…but…but, I thought it was Iraq that was a terrorist training ground? I do so wish they could make up their minds.

    So, bin Laden is in Pakistan and operating freely? Then why hasn’t he been heard from in so long? I don’t believe he’s even alive. I believe this is smoke and mirrors to draw out his followers…and to put pressure on Pakistan.

    What say you, loyal citizens?

  3. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    I don’t know about you guys, but I wish they would stop teasing us with these threats. They do tend to put us on the alert. I guess it be better for them if they work in secret. I mean, it did work for them on September 11. I guess they just like to advertise that they’re here. Hopefully it’ll come back to haunt their slimy little asses with a few return to senders missiles.

  4. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    JanetMae sez:

    But…but…but, I thought it was Iraq that was a terrorist training ground? I do so wish they could make up their minds.

    well, according to ted “the turd” rall this is what a real suicide bomber looks like

    so….can we hang him yet?

  5. Tsubaki Shijuro (formerly Fuzzhead) Comment by Tsubaki Shijuro (formerly Fuzzhead)

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    >dwarf the failed bombings in London and Glasgow

    So, they’re going to fail even more spectacularly? How ambitious.

  6. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Hangings too good for that a@@wipe. And this is what I (and a host of others) spent 20 years (or much much more) defending, when we put on the uniform??? Yeah, I know, it’s his first amendment right to say what he will. But would my putting my boot so far up his ass until his tonsils taste leather every time they wiggle, constitute MY first amendment right of reply???

    Some one needs to re-arrange that fella’s chromosomes!

  7. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    a@@wipe has an email addy??!! Please change it to “ass”, so there is no confusion to whom I am refering to. (Ted “You can make big bucks by hating your countrymen too” Rall)

  8. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    well, according to ted “the turd” rall this is what a real suicide bomber looks like

    Gordon “Where Are My Balls” Brown-nose must’ve seen Ted “the turd’s” cartoon. His representative, Douglas Alexander, stated at recent meeting in Washington, to paraphrase, that America ought not be so terribly warlike and to try, just try, to get along and co-operate with other countries.

    I would love to hear Tom Tancredo or Fred Thompson respond to that.

  9. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    I cooked up a little motivational poster to help hadji out with that whole fire bombing thing…

  10. Tsubaki Shijuro (formerly Fuzzhead) Comment by Tsubaki Shijuro (formerly Fuzzhead)

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    Hahaha! That was great.

    (I would, however, change “Glascow” to “Glasgow.”)

  11. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Stupid muslim reports:

    “You will, God willing, be witness to more [failed] attacks

    Had to fix it for him.

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I cooked up a little motivational poster to help hadji out with that whole fire bombing thing…

    Yeah!! Nice work Mo, how goes the recovery?

  13. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Domo arigato for pointing out the typo, Shijuro-san. Fixed it.

    Thanks for asking jaybear. Saw the Doc yesterday, and he said that everything is A-OK. Still a little sore and stiff, but about a thousand percent better than this time last week. Air Vicodin is the only way to fly.

    On restricted duty for a month, no lifting or straining, that kind of thing. Occasionally move too quick and pull against the stitches holding the internal patch in place and that quickly reminds me, “Don’t move too quick yet.”

  14. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    Nice poster MoMan! Glad to hear that you’re on the mend. Be careful with those stitches… pain…that’s nature’s way of letting you know your ass is still live wired.

  15. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Good to hear from you MoMan. Yes, don’t drop a nut or life anything heavier than a beer can……..after my gut got cut my wife and daughter drove me nuts. I was almost begging the doc to certify me for light duty, anything…just get me outta’ here and back to work. I still have some vikes in my safe from my surgery………a reminder. Take care, Sir.

  16. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    JanetMae

    But…but…but, I thought it was Iraq that was a terrorist training ground?

    No, more like the terrorist cemetary, if we just finish the job.

  17. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Threats, huh? Canned sunshine…oh yeah, gimme’ some of dat canned sunshine…….la da da…..

  18. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    oh yeah, gimme’ some of dat canned sunshine…

    You’ve only to ask, good buddy..

  19. Tsubaki Shijuro (formerly Fuzzhead) Comment by Tsubaki Shijuro (formerly Fuzzhead)

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    MoMan
    Doitashimashite. That’s definitely a keeper.

  20. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Update on South Lebanon, apparently, the Lebanese Army has had it with the Paleosimians.

  21. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    There’s not really any downside to that Guido. The conflict is reducing the population of two Jew hating groups and they’re not killing Jews.

    Win - Win

  22. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Hey guys,

    “Canned sunshine?” The context would make me think nuclear weapon. I tried to google it and not bother anybody, but most of the references were to fruit.

  23. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    No, more like the terrorist cemetary, if we just finish the job.

    Guido, I know. We just killed 20 more of the al Qaeda bastards yesterday, but now the latest liberidiot talking point is to whine about how we’re, “not going after the ones who attacked us on 9/11.”

    My response is we don’t need to…THEY’RE DEAD. But we DO need to go after the ones that would like to repeat that event…and we are doing that in Iraq.

    Of course, we’re talking about morons who don’t understand, “convert or die,” and think we can have a tea party and talk these people into, ‘peace.’

  24. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    FoxNews is apparently reporting that a, “new,” tape of Osama has just surfaced. They think it might be 5-6 years old.

    This should be interesting…

  25. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Nuclear fusion is the process occurring in the sun that makes sunshine and is the process that makes thermonuclear weapons such great party favors. And since H-bombs come in metal containers, essentially “cans” = “Canned Sunshine”.

  26. JanetMae Comment by JanetMae

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    I just came back from seeing that Rall POS cartoon on NewsBusters. Isn’t it amazing that assholes like him accuse the right of hate?

    Words cannot describe what a hateful POS he is. But he supports the troops, right?

  27. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I often wonder how much it will take? When, more than if, Americans decide they’ve had a bellyful of this bullshit and show them some real fire and brimstone. Our gutless politicos would have to be forced to it, the self-hating left blaming our casualties on ourselves as usual….not that I would have any problem with them being some of the casualties. A thought of something possibly coming to pass, when I heard liberals going out to buy a gun and learning how to use it…….then liking target shooting. “Yes, Ma’am, if the chips are down and nothing remains between you and your children save you and that gun……” Simply amazing what that sort of epiphany can do…

  28. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    terror training camp graduation ceremony in Pakistan, supposedly dispatched teams to the United States, Canada, Great Britain and Germany.

    As opposed to paleosimian graduation ceremonies where the graduates spoldeyate.

    Be on the lookout for bearded cavemen trying to light a fire using sticks and dried goat turds.

    I would add, and smelling of volatile liquids, besides goat feces.

  29. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    “Canned sunshine?” The context would make me think nuclear weapon.

    It is.

  30. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Mo Buddy-

    thermonuclear weapons such great party favors

    And therein lies the idea behind MIRVs. The bigger the party the better. A whole new concept of “Block-Party”.

  31. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    I just saw the ted rall cartoon-why does this guy hate soldiers so much? He also twice made fun of pat tillman-maybe he is scared of soldiers, and is looking to take out that fear into anger.

  32. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    Maythe Asswipes pull off one successful bomb attack and let it take out Ted Rall. Then a Cop caps the Asswipes and it’s a wi/win.

  33. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    “You will, God willing, be witness to more attacks,” he said in the interview.

    Doesn’t look like their doG is quite so willing these days.

    P.S.

    Ted Rall is what I call the “Pendelow type.”

    Pendelow was a basic training scrub who went AWOL after only three days of BT.

    Come the week before the NG and Reserve BT’s graduated and the rest of us went on to AIT, my bunkie asked me the name of
    the guy who went AWOL after only three days of basic. I said “I think it was something like Pendelow.” We then asked around to the others if they even remembered this guy at all…

    I was the only one who remembered his name right off and absolutely no one remembered what he looked like.

  34. Unregistered Pingback by Pereiraville » I suddenly find myself very frightened!

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  35. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    mindy1

    I just saw the ted rall cartoon-why does this guy hate soldiers so much?

    Probably because they won’t date him…

  36. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    JanetMae

    Of course, we’re talking about morons who don’t understand, “convert or die,” and think we can have a tea party and talk these people into, ‘peace.’

    Word.

  37. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    MoMinuteMan

    There’s not really any downside to that Guido.

    (Waiting for the Paleos to start creaming that “It’s All A Zionist Plot!!!!” in five, four, three…)

    Regardless of the facts on the ground. After all, the Paleos have about the same grasp of facts as the lamestream mediots…

    Hmm… Contagion, or Correspondence?

  38. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Ted Rall is…how can I put this in words…a man-sized mound of vile, rancid cow shit wrapped in skin.

    As for thie Islamonazis…keep pushing idiots, you’ll make the post-9/11 response look like peanuts.

  39. Unregistered Comment by oldguy

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    Keep shooting them until there are no more or you run out of ammo, whichever comes first. And, why would you
    run out of ammo???

  40. Unregistered Comment by Chairborne Ranger

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    Frankly, I’ve set off fireworks displays that dwarf these recent clusterfucks. I just wish people would realize the intent of those is the same as those on 9/11 and 7/7.

  41. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    “We’re getting closer and closer to them. The militants are counting on boobytraps and mines, but the army is advancing gradually and clearing those obstacles,” the source said.

    Let’s see they’ve crapped on the carpet at their parents house, their brothers, cousins, best friends…There are no more sofas to sleep on and the Lebanese know it, so there is no rush.

  42. Amy Comment by Amy

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    Be on the lookout for bearded cavemen trying to light a fire using sticks and dried goat turds.

    Then shoot them. In the face. Repeatedly.

    Well, this is one of the main reasons I’ve applied for my pistol permit. I really do think the time is coming that “We the People” will have to take control again starting with your suggetion above.

  43. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    And, why would you run out of ammo???

    “IT’S A TRICK, AAACCCCHHHHMED! HE HAS TWO RIFLES!

  44. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    A fien idea, Wil. I’ve always believed any household should have one pistol and one long gun for every resident that can shoot. My daughter is still guns shy, so I count her out. But the wife and I have one rifle, one shotgun and two pistols….and a fair amount of ammunition.

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    Get her a good .22 (say, a nice Ruger 10/22 fer instance). Sooner or later she will come around, and you can’t say you have a decent arsenal without a good .22 anyway.

    Great practice, great fun, cheap, and meat for the stew pot!

    Nothing better for “gun shy” either. No kick, low noise, and the look on her face the first time she turns around and say “Look at THAT, Daddy!” is priceless.

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    Oh, well, I’m outa here. Catch y’all tomorrow.

    Keep it clean, and shoot a muzzie fer me!