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Flash News via Imperial Sooper-Double-Top-Sekret Sub-Space Communications™:

That some happy, happy, joy, joy, news should be forthcoming from Imperial Headquarters Infrastructure Division.

Hearty Congratulations to His Benevolent Vindictiveness and the Empress are in order from all of us, however, I’ll leave any [or no] details for the Boss to promulgate.

and NO…don’t speculate, you’ll be wrong.

29 Responses to “Rumor Has It…….”
  1. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Oooo….does this mean I get to get the balloons and streamers out that BC and Jackboot had stashed for the next time they were left in charge??

    What’s the Suuurprise??

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    And a FOIST for me!

  3. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    balloons and streamers out that BC and Jackboot

    Nope, Crunchie and Cheapshot huffed all the helium outta the damn things and we ran outta Charmin too, those streamers are rough I tell ya.

  4. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Tree huggers have to use both sides..

  5. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    and we ran outta Charmin too

    Well that’s not MY fault….if you two hadn’t gotten drunk and decided to re-enact “The Mummy Returns” while chasing each other around with the Empress’s umm….personal items, not to mention using rolls of it for “skeet” shooting when you snuck Ludmylla out of her secure location, oh…you DID tell Misha about that didn’t you???

  6. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Prost!

  7. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Intel says that they are getting a new house.

  8. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    when you snuck Ludmylla

    Yikes *stepping into transporter on deep-space setting*

  9. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Intel says that they are getting a new house.

    Don’t speculate !!!! That could get you a trip to the dungeon game room.

  10. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I know…I know….

    Misha has been signed to play Jack Bauer’s bigger meaner brother in Season 7

    and no, a trip to the Imperial Gameroom doesn’t scare ME none. I have a whooooole pocket full of quarters….

  11. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Is it true? Could it be? Break out the Ceegars!

    Ludymilla is having a baby!

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Dammit! Can’t an Emperor sneak around in the shadows without the leaky Imperial Security System spilling like a damn sieve anymore? ;)

    Anyway, I can neither confirm nor deny anything for fear of jinxing it. Murphy will not be denied, and I have found that he has a special interest in me personally.

    Ludymilla is having a baby!

    :lol:

    Now wouldn’t that be something!

    I know that I felt like I was having one yesterday after the best damn borstj and shashlik I’ve had in ages. Felt like I was going to damn well explode.

    How I’d managed to forget the size of real portions as opposed to the puny servings of American restaurants, I’ll never know, but I was painfully reminded of it. The good kind of painful, I hasten to add.

  13. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    without the leaky Imperial Security System spilling like a damn sieve anymore?

    I’ll get right on that leak Boss. Dunno, the comms have been wonky of late. Not to worry, Murphy paid his visit to me for this month, ya know? He’s only allowed one per month to the Empire.

  14. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    I know that I felt like I was having one yesterday after the best damn borstj and shashlik I’ve had in ages. Felt like I was going to damn well explode.


    Not unlike these unfortunate souls that trusted government to regulate Persian Cuisine.

    (CBS) CHICAGO Health department officials announced as of noon Saturday a total of 491 people reported becoming ill after eating food from the Pars Cove Persian Cuisine booth at the Taste of Chicago festival. That number is up from the 378 reported Friday.

    Now that is explosive.

  15. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Aha, the plot thickens……….we wait anxiously.

  16. Tsubaki Shijuro Comment by Tsubaki Shijuro

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    High score on Guitar Hero?

  17. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    If it ain’t a hole-in-one it better be a free beer.

  18. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Mope

    Ludymilla is having a baby!

    Mope, old buddy, I think that Gat has already had Gittens before… No real news, there…

    As an aside, I’m actually live in fear of having to shoot some dirtbag, not so much for having to do it, but for fear that the first words out of my mouth when the police ask what happened are going to be, “My gat had gittens!”.

    Somehow, I doubt that this would go over well…

  19. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Intel says that they are getting a new house.

    Lotta that going around.  (sly grin)

  20. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    A bigger house? The American Dream?

    Oh, that’ll cost you more carbon credits, won’t it?

    Unless….you’re buying a bigger house because the Empire is going to grow. That’s it, a bigger house and a new heir…and you’re Mom has gotten her visa. Damn, now Texas will have to start printing ballots with Danish on them.

  21. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    Oh, that’ll cost you more carbon credits, won’t it?

    Whhooooppps… almost lost a sale there. Thanks, OilMan.

    “Offsets! Getcher offsets here… Offsets…”

    Damn, now Texas will have to start printing ballots with Danish on them.

    Plum Danish or cherry? And I want my ballot printed with beer on it!

  22. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    *peeks under curtain*

    SLAP!

    Ouch! Dang Jackboot! That hurt!

  23. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Wow, Jackboot’s got his superpowers back,,
    Most of the hair too.

  24. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Lotta that going around. (sly grin)

    Your getting one too?

    Good.

  25. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Ooh, ooh, I know.. I know… But I won’t say for fear of that Murphy muther. He’s a real bastard.

    Congrats Sire!

    Jackboot

    I’ll have you know that I in no way huffed any helium. I deeply inhaled it so that I had the Mickey voice the longest. Get yer facts straight. And you call yerself a spook.

  26. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Your getting one too?

    Good.

    Yeppers.  Got approved for the loan last week.

    Now trying to find something in the Eu(se)less-Irving-Farmers Branch (please, Cthulu, let it be in Farmers Branch) area.

  27. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Well if yer not going to tell us what it is.. how can you expect us to send some $$ for you drunkards to buy beer eh?!?!

    My roomate makes beer here.. we got a 5 gallon barrell waiting to be bottled ahh c’mon come all!

  28. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    LC Jackboot,

    You call yerself a spook and the first thing you do is blab.

    Thankfully the Merciful Sire declined my offer to seal the leak in Imperial Security. Something about cleaning up the mess was His reason. :) :)

  29. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Thankfully the Merciful Sire declined my offer to seal the leak in Imperial Security. Something about cleaning up the mess was His reason. :) :)

    Well, Old Dog, you are known for your — er — “creativeness” when it comes to wet work. Might even say you’re the one that put the “wet” in it, if the rest of y’all get my drift.

    Still, I appreciate the offer. :)