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It appears that the frenzied apes at the L.A. and New York Times — “All The Leftist Propaganda We See Fit To Print, From Sea To Shining Sea!” — actually have managed to find some billing records connecting Fred! to the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association.

And it’s devastating, devastating, we tell you!

Over a mere 14 months, it turns out that Fred! consulted for them, something that lawyers are known to do from time to time, billing them for the astronomical sum of $5,000 (FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!). That’s right! Fred! made literally HUNDREDS of dollars a month as a legal consultant for an organization at the request of a partner at his law firm. He even, the New York Times breathlessly reports, chatted with unspecified members of the Administration for a grand total of 3.3 HOURS, indubitably changing the entire Administration policy in the process, not to mention the Earth’s orbit around the Sun.

Because Fred! is JUST THAT AWESOME, don’t you know? For a mere $5,000 bucks and a after few lunches with unspecified people he can, in 14 months, completely redesign an entire plank in an Administration’s platform!

Fear The FRED!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Really, somebody that has the hard-core socialist media clowns in that much of a frenzy to dig up some dirt, ANY dirt, HAS to be good for America.

Certainly good enough for me.

UPDATE: LC & IB Bill Quick isn’t impressed with the hilariously inept lefty agitprop either, and he raises another point with which I agree fully: If the moronic MSMidiots keep this up, Fred! may actually end up owing them a thank you note for helping to drive his numbers UP.

UPDATE the Second: I note that some on the right side are busy with the Fred! Lied, Social Cons Died! meme as well. Now, we could be snarky and say something about certain people not being comfortable with pro-abortion Rudy having Fred! running nose and nose with him, but let’s be serious for a moment, shall we?

The charge is that Fred! (or, rather, his spokesman) categorically denied that Fred! lobbied the Administration on the behalf of the NFPRHA, and now it shows that he actually did speak to Administration officials for 3.3 hours. Ergo, the argument goes, he lobbied which, of course, would mean that he lied.

Knowing full well that the response will be that I’m debating what the meaning of “is” is, I will still maintain that “to lobby” means “to exert actual influence” on somebody, at least it does to a lot of us. And the fact remains that nobody knows just who exactly he spoke to for those 3.3 hours and, more importantly, what he talked to them about. For all that we know, he could have been calling to ask them where they stood on issues near and dear to his clients, what legislation was coming up, when it was coming up etc. etc. etc. In other words, what’s normally referred to as “research.”

Now, I don’t know that that’s what happened, but are you trying to tell me that Fred! instructed his campaign to flat out lie about something that he knew could be documented? Come on, pull the other one. If that turns out to be the case, then you may have a point that he’s not suited for the post he seeks. Not because he worked for a piddling 20 hours for NFPRHA two decades ago over a period of 14 months, but because he’d be dumber than a brick wall.

But I guess we’ll find out about that, won’t we?

18 Responses to “Oh Dear! Whatever Will We DO? (UPDATED)”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    If the Lame Stream Media is so focussed on tking him out before he even declares, then he must be doing something right.

    GO FRED!

  2. Unregistered Comment by jimmytheclaw

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    if thats the best they can do i say run fred run. on fox they were speculating that he might not toss in his hat till the new season of law and order so the network will not lose money not being able to play his reruns all summer

  3. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    Why…He….He….SPOKE to National Family Planning?!?!?!!!

    OH MY STARS!!!!!!11!!!!1!!

    …wha…and then he called someone he knows in D.C….

    ..and CHARGED NFP FOR IT?!?!?!?!!!!1!!!
    .

    *thud*

    - MuscleDaddy

  4. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I know, MuscleDaddy, I’m completely floored here myself. I mean, a lawyer doing lawyer stuff because one of his firm’s partners ask him to?

    And making hundreds of dollars a month doing it??!!!

    Clearly, it’s time for us to switch to an upstanding, honest, altruistic candidate with a spotless record and massive integrity like, say, the Hildebeest… (I keed, I KEED!)

  5. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Five grand in fourteen months.. I wonder how much time he actually spent working on stuff? What is the dollars per hour? If it was a full 40 a week it would have been… $2.23 per hour. Fred got paid less than an illegal.

  6. Unregistered Comment by aries37

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    $5000?

    Thats only what? 4 haircuts for Edwards!

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    It’s obvious that the ones on the Right making all the fuss about this are the ones that already have their lips firmly pressed against Rudy’s ass.

    When the libtards start pitching a hissy fit about all the “I don’t recalls” from the Clintoons then they can pitch one about Fred! and his 20 hours of consultation and lobbying nearly 12 years ago. And I can guarandamntee you that Hitlary would never have worked for a measly five grand. She would have charged that much just for asking her to do it.

  8. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    All that barking and wheezing is just music to my ears.
    They’ve a hippie’s chance at a Marine Corp Barbers convention at beating him on the issues,, so what does it say when they attack in these directions?

    Ah, the wonderful pungent smell of moonbat froth.
    ‘Smells like,,VICTORY!

  9. ColoradoRight Comment by ColoradoRight

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    So who actually leaked this out to the Dead Stream Media? You have to know that the HilliMonster and her pack of assorted scum have been doing opposition research on Fred for a long time. But isn’t Rudy’s bunch the ones that should be most worried about someone with actual conservative credentials joining the race?

    Either way - if they are shooting at you it must mean you are doing something right. Keep on coming Fred. If for no other reason than to make the skanks nervous.

  10. SoldierInGodsArmy Comment by SoldierInGodsArmy

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    Every day, Fred Thompson beats up eight times his weight in hippies.

    Courtesy IMAO

  11. Unregistered Pingback by Inoperable Terran » The Clintons are getting worried

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  12. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Fear the Fred! (Jazz hands, Spirit fingers)

    I’m not even worried.

  13. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    Those 3.3 hours were not likely to be contiguous, Sire, and billing for lobying is for everything done on the clients behalf with regards to lobbying. The likely case, considering the small ammount was a few cases like this:

    FRED!:(picks up phone) Mabel! Get me the number for whats-er-name the Assistant to the Deputy Assistant Secretary of HHS, would you? (billable time begins)

    {5 minutes later}
    [phone rings]
    Fred!: Hello? Mabel? What’s that number? OK, I got it. OH! And her name, again? …..Thanks.

    (dials new number)
    FRED!: Hello. This is Fred Thompson salling for Arent Fox and associates. Could I speak to Jane? ….. Well how long will she be? Yes, I’ll hold….
    {does crossword while listening to Muzak - 20 minutes}
    Fred!: Yeah, I’m still here. …. OK. I’ll call back then. Thanks! (hangs up and logs 45 minutes of lobbying)

  14. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Every day, Fred Thompson beats up eight times his weight in hippies.

    Nah, Fred just tells them to beat themselves up.

    Fear the Fred! (Jazz hands, Spirit fingers)

    I’m not even worried.

    Dave, unless he actually declares there is not much to be worried about. Then again, you don’t set democrat policy and their wonks seem to be a bit worried. They might know something you don’t.

  15. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder

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    This shit is really getting out of hand if you ask me. He is a lawyer,plain and simple. Ten years ago he did some work for those people. Doesn’t mean that he agreed with what they stand for, he just did what he was paid for. What’s wrong with that? I bet there are people in our gov’t that are lawyers too that have gotten criminals off for crimes they have committed. Do they get shit on a daily basis for that? NO! Because they were just doing their jobs! WTF?

  16. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Really, somebody that has the hard-core socialist media clowns in that much of a frenzy to dig up some dirt, ANY dirt, HAS to be good for America. If the moronic MSMidiots keep this up, Fred! may actually end up owing them a thank you note for helping to drive his numbers UP.

    OH HELL YEAH!!!! Run FRED! Run!!!!!!!

  17. Unregistered Comment by Marvin2

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    Fred
    you stupid, your (il)legal alien maid was supposed to hide those billing records -
    geez, leaving out the record of what you did with the priceless 3.3 billable minutes of time……

  18. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    FIVE thousand DOLLARS,…..OOOOOOoooh, SHIIIIIIIT!!! C’mon, folks Nancy Lugosi BLOWS at least 10 times as much in tax dollars in just ONE jaunt from DC to the left coast, and she’d waste 5 times that, if not TWENTY times that on her perks, if given the chance!