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We’re feeling sadistic today, so we’re going to ask you to go sit through this clip of Robert KKK “Sheets” Byrd doddering, mumbling, drooling and fumbling his way through a speech so inexcusably incoherent, banal, child-like and idiotic that it ought to come with a warning label.

No, we don’t actually expect you to suffer through all 8+ minutes of the senile old racist mongrel making a complete arse of himself, even Ted “Chappaquiddick” Kennedy is more coherent after three fifths of Scotch, right before he goes to offer a ride to a member of the secretary pool, but it is hilarious to watch.

Hilarious if it wasn’t for the fact that it makes us wonder about the sanity of the citizens of West Virginia. They’re the ones that keep sending the superannuated clown back, after all, but perhaps he is a true representative of the intellect and political acumen of that State. Now that is depressing to think about.

52 Responses to “You Get The Government You Deserve”
  1. ChefJeff Comment by ChefJeff

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    Sorry Emperor…just couldn’t sit and watch this after the first minute of blathering…..term limits anyone?

  2. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Term limits would be a good thing. We dont need politicians-for-life.

  3. Unregistered Comment by CrazyFool

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    Ugh!

    I’d say someone’s been into Ted’s scotch again….

    He sounds like he’s absolutely shitfaced!

  4. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    OK, I managed to watch it all…Are you listening…?…here !!! I enjoyed the lasso move.

    Now, where’s the requisition forms for the Atropine Injectors? I used both of mine.

    They’re the ones that keep sending the superannuated clown back, after all

    Because there are a few wooden shit-houses that still don’t have his name on a bronze plaque, up in the hills of West By G_d Virginia.

  5. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Now, where’s the requisition forms for the Atropine Injectors? I used both of mine.

    Pass me one Bro…I just polished off my bottle of Patron and I’m STILL having seizures…that idiot makes Foster Brooks look sober.

    Do those of us who sucked it up and took one for the team and watched all 8 minutes get a medal? (Actually I would prefer a replacement bottle of tequila.)

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I have to call B.S. on both of you, much as it pains me to do so.

    There is no way in HELL that you managed to sit through all of that and be able to post shortly thereafter unless you had access to A) a fully staffed and equipped ER Crash Team or B) a large amount of very powerful, undoubtedly illegal stimulants. If the latter, I want some.

  7. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    Misha:
    I was curious about the people who voted this drooling, senile man back into office so I checked the US Census Bureau:
    1)West Virginia has the 5th highest poverty level in the country
    2)Ranked 43rd in High School graduation rates
    3)Ranked 51st on Bachelor degree rates
    4)Ranked 50th on average household income

    So yes, the citizens of WV are not only insane, but stupid.
    They just voted for their own kind, that’s all.

  8. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    sheets is rather disgraceful, and his very presence demonstrates the double-standard that exists in lOOpy-lefty land. their appetite for hipocrisy knows no bounds.

    he’s one of a handful that are a complete embarrassment. the swimmer is included in that group, of course. :)

  9. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I have to call B.S. on both of you

    Ya hear that JB??? We put our sanity, our mental health, and our very LIVES on the line to stand in the gap for the other Rotties who don’t have the intestinal fortitude to watch this drooling idiot and our Emperor, Our Leader, Our Commander calls BS on us. The INGRATITUDE!!!

    a fully staffed and equipped ER Crash Team

    Well M is a former EMT/Trauma Technician…does that count? He’s always ready and willing to do chest compressions and mouth to mouth.

    a large amount of very powerful, undoubtedly illegal stimulants. If the latter, I want some.

    Hmm….will have to consider whether serious negotiations should be implemented on this subject…*whistles off to double check the triple locks, motion sensors, and trip wires on the Imperial Broom Closet*

    By the way….is there video showing whether the rest of the Congress Critters in the chamber were having to receive medical assistance during this rambling trip into insanity?

  10. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Well M is a former EMT/Trauma Technician…does that count? He’s always ready and willing to do chest compressions and mouth to mouth.

    Well yes, it does. In that case, I’ll have to retract my accusation. Clearly you were well prepared for all exigent circumstances. I still want to hear more about the drugs, though.

    By the way….is there video showing whether the rest of the Congress Critters in the chamber were having to receive medical assistance during this rambling trip into insanity?

    It was during the ridiculous and now failed All-Night Dem Cong Surrender Session, so I assume that nobody were present that aren’t already on some sort of psychotropic medication.

  11. english911 Comment by english911

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    I feel stupid for trying to watch that, what language was he using anyways?

  12. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    We’re feeling sadistic today, so we’re going to ask you to go sit through this clip of Robert KKK “Sheets” Byrd doddering, mumbling, drooling and fumbling his way through a speech so inexcusably incoherent, banal, child-like and idiotic that it ought to come with a warning label.

    No, thanks. Unfortunately, even in his younger days (back in the Pleistocene, IIRC), he was an incompetent bastard. Now that he is an OLD, DODDERING, Incompetent Bastard . . er, that is Distinguished Elder Statesman of the Loyal Democratic Opposition, I find myself with, strangely, more important missions in my life.

    Like finally getting to painting the Kitchen.

    Or, raking the yard.

    Or, taking the kids pet turtle for a walk.

    Or, just for the hell of it, dragging myself off to the icebox. I hear them beers a callin’!

    ====================

    Seriously, Sheets needs to retire before he is embalmed.

  13. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Way the hell ot, but, widdle Valarie’s lawsuit has been dismissed. I’ll send a link as soon as i find one.

  14. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Nerbygirl,

    While your statistics about West Virginia are accurate, I think you’re a little harsh in your calling West Virginians insane and stupid. In my travels to various Civil War battlefields, I’ve met a lot of really really good folk from West Virginia, some a whole hell of a lot more knowledgeable about historical events than me….I’ve learned a lot from the ones that I’ve met…..

    Now don’t take that as a slam, I didn’t intend it that way. Your quoting of statistics about the condition of W.Va. does shine a light on a bigger problem. It’s my belief that once someone achieves a modest level of freedom….brought on by their economic status or their education…then they no longer have need of a nanny to take care of them. That nanny can be Mom and Dad, or it can be the government. Now speaking as a parent, I’ll be very relieved when my boys both get that independance and I can retire and fish every day.

    But the politicians (especially on the Dem side)NEED your dependance on them to prosper. They promote and enact social programs designed to give you just enough to subsist on and become dependant on, they have enslaved you through these programs. The enslaved masses vote for monsters like byrd and waters and frank and kennedy because they have been kept stupid and dependant. Kept stupid through inadequate and indoctrinating public schools, kept dependant by the deomcrats chasing businesses out of their districts, and by empty promises of prosperity and college for all and more welfare money to boot. They have become addicted to their handouts, they know no other way to subsist. All a politician like byrd has to do is appeal to that addiction…that dependence..and he is guaranteed election every time.

    Why do you think that the dems coddle groups like illegal aliens and impoverished under educated people? because they are easy to persuade and enslave. Easy to persuade that democrats are working for them, to improve their lot in life…when in essence the dems are making these poor people slaves to them. That ensures that the people will vote for their masters every time….no matter how corrupt.

  15. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Nerbygirl—

    I am not from WV but I had a hard time getting a job when I moved to CA because of the kind of biases that you have just displayed. My husband called it the “Grapes of Wrath” syndrome. Yes they have elected an absolute senile old dolt but that does not mean the populace of WV is all stupid. The last time I checked, WV was a predominatly rural population that was pretty poverty stricken so the statistics do look a little grim. Possibly most of the young people move away so that they can find employment and higher education.

  16. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Jaybear,
    This looks like a good place to compare buzzwords like “Wealth creation” and “manufactured dependants”.

    It’s true what you say: the left plays and pays the one’s not lucid enough to think beyond their own situation, and once they’re in that rut, it’s always more tempting to take a little money for doing nothing than to risk losing that for lot’s of money busting ass, using their brains, backs and proffessional discipline.
    Too many times I’ve heard the words, “I can’t take a job, I’ll lose my freebee status”,,,and had to turn and go before my restraint fractures and something bad happens.

    Then ya got the Professional Victim Advocates that remind us of their rights to procreate irresponsibly, trash whatever housing they’re given,, and always,,to demand more.
    Too bad there’s so little left for the true victims.

  17. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    Jaybear and Spartan:

    Hey, I was just curious, and looked up statistics! I was quoting Misha, who said the West Virginia voters were “insane”. I called them stupid, based on the government statistics.
    Sorry if you were offended, Spartan(By the way, I was called “farmer girl” when I moved to California, just because I’m from Minnesota. Never farmed anything in my life).

    Of COURSE there are some smart people in West Virginia. I’ve been to the State, and it’s absolutely gorgeous, and yes, very rural.
    To me, those statistics indicate that the leaders of West Virginia are not doing much for their own poor, uneducated citizens.
    I agree with everything you said, Jaybear. The Dems use the poor for votes, but don’t make any real changes in getting them OUT of poverty, ie, good education, bring more business(and jobs) to their State, etc.

    Sadly, those citizens are content with re-electing a man who should be declared legally dead.
    No wonder their State is in such bad shape.

    Misha’s right:”You Get the Government You Deserve”.

  18. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    I dunno’ if I deserved this guy,,

  19. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    Misha,

    Along the same lines (getting the gov’t you deserve), check your inbox.

    - MuscleDaddy

    P.S. - I’m using “_2″ now - ‘_1′ was spam-filling faster than I could bail.

  20. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Sorry Emperor, I’m eating dinner and only watched about a minute and a half, cause if my spoon wasn’t already loaded with mashed taters I would have gouged my freakin eyes out, then stuffed my meatloaf in my ears. Somebody has been hanging around this earth too long. Walk to the light Bobby everything will be alright.

  21. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    …cause if my spoon wasn’t already loaded with mashed taters I would have gouged my freakin eyes out, then stuffed my meatloaf in my ears.

    OH the humanity! It’s contagious! Don’t watch!

    I still want to hear more about the drugs, though.

    I got some funny looking mushrooms growing in an old pair of sneakers in my closet. Does that count?

    Sheets makes Dick Durbin look like an orator.

  22. Chance Comment by Chance

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    Why did that video remind me of the old Mr Magoo cartoons?

  23. Unregistered Comment by Azygos

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    Seriously, Sheets needs to retire before he is embalmed.

    Looks and sounds as though he was already embalmed.

  24. mongrul Comment by mongrul

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    It’s comforting to know that Sheets is concerned about my safe-ety!Why, I didn’t know how dangerous it was out there until he edjumacated me to the fact my safe-ety was at stake! Are you lisenen?? Are you lisenen? God praise this servant to our country! (That’s the one at your feet…point to it….that’s your country!!)

  25. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter said:

    Sheets makes Dick Durbin look like an orator.

    For future reference, you might want to issue a “spew warning” for those of us LC’s who reside in
    “The Peoples Republic of Illinois” ™ . Turban Durban should have been placed on trial and hung long time back for his actions. He is an embarrassment and if it were not for the Democrap stronghold otherwise known as Chicago (But I think “The Midwest’s Moscow on Michigan’s Shores” has a nice ring to it.) That vertical turd would not be representing ANY state.

    That Durban comes off in a positive light compared to the amazing bit of animatronics called “Sheets” Byrd, is down right scary. Perhaps he could play a part in a remake of “Westworld”?

  26. The Gonzman Comment by The Gonzman

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    Oh, the pain…..

  27. L.C. Rowane Comment by L.C. Rowane

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    Easy to persuade that democrats are working for them, to improve their lot in life…when in essence the dems are making these poor people slaves to them. That ensures that the people will vote for their masters every time….no matter how corrupt.

    This is exactly what I’ve been trying to tell all these Dhimmis around here for years.

  28. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider

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    For future reference, you might want to issue a “spew warning” for those of us LC’s who reside in
    “The Peoples Republic of Illinois” ™

    I second the motion, however I do live close enough to get gas, smokes, and liquor in Indiana.

    Turban Durban should have been placed on trial and hung long time back for his actions.

    I would have preferred drawn and quartered.

    He is an embarrassment and if it were not for the Democrap stronghold otherwise known as Chicago (But I think “The Midwest’s Moscow on Michigan’s Shores” has a nice ring to it.) That vertical turd would not be representing ANY state.

    The entire Democrap party in Illinois should be put on trial for treason, instead, they get re-elected.

    The ONLY reason that Jesse “somebody’s son” Jackson Jr is my congressman is there are too many people who “need” benefits.

    They know better than to come by my house.

  29. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    LC & IB GuyS

    For future reference, you might want to issue a “spew warning” for those of us LC’s who reside in
    “The Peoples Republic of Illinois” ™ .

    Now wait just a minute, Guy. You read a post on “Sheets” Byrd while imbibing a beverage? No wonder the best thing we can come up with around here is Judy Baar Topinski (Topinka), now there’s a real republican for you.

    Not to worry tho, when Blowjobovich is finally indicted, they will claim he, too, is a republican.

    Where’s O’Malley when you need him?

    Oh… and for your information, Obama is a better orator than Eddy Haskel (Durbin).

    *Spew Alert*

    hehehe

  30. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    he’s one of a handful that are a complete embarrassment. the swimmer is included in that group, of course.

    I’m on a campaign to change his handle to “the floater”. Don’t you think it is a better fit?

    Tards abound in Congress. West Virginia’s is a gem, but we’ve got a couple of contenders in WA as well. Here’s the latest drivel from a representative I don’t feel I’ve deserved.

  31. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Wow. Didn’t know so many of the Rotties were from Illinois. That’s my old stompin’ grounds, as well. In fact, my parents still there. YAY!

  32. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Still LIVE there, that is…

  33. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    Sheets Byrd needs to lay off raiding the Swimmer’s liquor cabinet :P

  34. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    He’s always ready and willing to do chest compressions and mouth to mouth.

    Aren’t we all Mrs M? ;-)

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    That is absolutely hilarious! This guy thinks that because the Secretary of Homeland InSecurity has a “gut feeling” we should just pack up and leave Iraq and abandon the war on terror? What a moron. He keeps talking about the best intelligence analysts say we are in a heightened threat. Isn’t “intelligence analyst” an oxymoron in the first place?

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    Confused former Exalted Cyclops spies apparent point, attempts multiple times to make it…

    Could be ’cause Grungy Harry made the poor old senator-for-life stay up way past his bedtime.

    Once that term finally ends, maybe his adoring followers will want to stick his name on the whole blame state: Tyrdland, maybe, or Pyggistan.

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  38. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    kwongdzu
    I’m going to ask you for words, pretty please. The image you posted comes up as a question mark box on my Mac.

  39. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Hmmm. It was a JPEG image. Would some other format work better? I posted a couple of pictures in which I compared Senator Kennedy to poop. Now that I look at it again, it is a little over the top.

  40. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Misha,

    I’d just looked at it. Twice. You are going to be getting my psychiatrist’s bill, Emperor. God in heaven that was painful!!!

  41. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    kwongdzu
    A JPEG image should work, but from what you say, I’m content with a verbal image. Thanks.

  42. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I’d just looked at it. Twice.

    leoni…that’s not just painful…that’s massacism at it’s worst!

    Geez! Get thee to Rehab stat!

  43. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Mrs. M,

    Geez! Get thee to Rehab stat!

    Too late. My brain is already fried. Dad, is that you? And why are you back in uniform?

  44. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Comment by nerbygirl

    3) Ranked 51st on Bachelor degree rates

    Evidently on math too, unless they’re behind Guam or something.

  45. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    DukeFenton - I know they include Washington, DC in those stats as if it were a state. I don’t know about Puerto Rico, Guam, or whatnot.

  46. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Hmmm. It was a JPEG image. Would some other format work better?

    Nope, Kwong, it’s not the format. It’s the fact that the URL of the image is behind an MSN password wall. If you have a way of making it “public” (but I wouldn’t know if MSN has that functionality), it ought to work.

  47. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Thanks, Misha! I’m sure I can find a way of making it public. However, after looking at it again, I’m not sure I want to. I’ll email it to you anyway.

  48. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Hey kwongdzu, I recommend DivShare. It hosts your files and gives you the HTML to use them however you need.

    Like this:

  49. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Well damn. It worked on my site.

  50. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    leoni

    I’d just looked at it. Twice.

    I have a challenge for you. Go here and listen to all three parts of this great orator’s spiel on dog fighting. I’ll warn you, it’s around 25 minutes of using the great speak giving tactic of repeating the same word over and over and over.

    I notice everyone seems to have fled the chamber when news got around that byrd was going to speak. I almost feel sorry for pelosi as she’s stuck there and if she starts to drop off, he addresses her so that an aide pokes her and gets her to nod in agreement in his direction so he’ll get going again.

    I made it through, but I feel a great need to drink heavily to burn out the neurons that hold the memory of having subjected myself to this.

  51. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    SoCalOilMan,

    I have a challenge for you. Go here and…

    No thanks, dude, I rather not be looking for a rope to hang myself after listening to his incoherent ramblings. Once, or rather twice to be sure that I wasn’t dreaming this the first time, was more than enough for this Philly boy. A member of the Philly Boo Birds Brigade I might be, but even I know when to pull back from the brink.

  52. Unregistered Comment by Nah

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    Oh, god. Senator Byrd.

    I could only watch one section of that dogfighting speech. It was freaking hilarious! And so, so, so, awful. I think he forgot what he was doing, like, ten times during that thing.