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This has to be the most redundant headline in recorded history:

Tiny brain no obstacle to French civil servant

Considering that he was both fwench and a civil “servant”, we’d expect it to be a major asset.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A man with an unusually tiny brain managed to live an entirely normal life despite his condition, caused by a fluid buildup in his skull, French researchers reported on Thursday.

Scans of the 44-year-old man’s brain showed that a huge fluid-filled chamber called a ventricle took up most of the room in his skull, leaving little more than a thin sheet of actual brain tissue.

“He was a married father of two children, and worked as a civil servant,” Dr. Lionel Feuillet and colleagues at the Universite de la Mediterranee in Marseille wrote in a letter to the Lancet medical journal.

Inasmuch as whatever it is that civil “servants” everywhere do can be classified as “work”, that is.

Intelligence tests showed the man had an IQ of 75, below the average score of 100 but not considered mentally retarded or disabled, either.

At least not by fwench standards.

29 Responses to “Dog Bites Man…”
  1. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Is it just me, or does this sound like the Senior Senator from the Soverign State of Wenst Virginia?

  2. Chance Comment by Chance

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    Intelligence tests showed the man had an IQ of 75, below the average score of 100 but not considered mentally retarded or disabled, either.

    In some places *ahem* it’s called “liberal”

  3. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN

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    It’s known as the “CHARLES deGAUL SYNDROME”…..which would also make him eminently qualified to replace “Stretch” Pelosi as Speaker.

    This one has legs!!!

  4. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I’m not gonna’ say anything…I’m not gonna’ say anything…….

  5. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Oh my god this is just TOO easy-I actually heard of a british nurse with a similar condition who also lived a normal life. I wonder how many similar conditions are in US civil servants?

  6. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    I wonder how many similar conditions are in US civil servants?

    About 535 between the House and the Senate.

  7. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Too bizarre for words… you would think the dude would have died a long time ago.

  8. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    I’m impressed by the fact that he could live so long with water on the brain and with such an IQ number.

  9. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott

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    He might want to be careful about who he tells about his IQ. The Civil Servants Union might kick him out if they find out that he has too high an IQ for them.

  10. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Is it this guy? (Borrowed from grouchy old cripple’s site)

  11. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Who knew Zip was French?

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    The US has a 100 IQ average too eh? get away from the fucking TV!!! geez! I took a IQ test a while back and scored 140+ but ive been a diligent learner since being a kid.. skipped 5th grade.

  13. Unregistered Comment by jkaiseresquire

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    Thanks for the great laugh. Loved it!

    J. Kaiser
    http://totaltransformation.wordpress.com

  14. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Here’s a guy with an outrageous handicap, yet he lives an apparently decent, if low-key, productive life, maintains a nuclear family, and doesn’t F’n whine about his situation, so no one even knows until he either dies or suffers some more serious condition that takes him to the hospital. The fact that he’s French and a civil servant makes this a joke–the context is funny though the situation is not at all. But what does this say about scum everywhere who never hold a job, for whom rape and drug crazed random assignation are the pinnacle of their family lives, who forever suck the teet of a too-beneficent society? How shamed they and parasites everywhere should be by this poor man. God bless him and his family.

  15. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Addendum: Compare/Contrast–this remarkable Frenchman vs. Teddy Kennedy. Who’s really the joke?

  16. baslimthecripple Comment by baslimthecripple

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    Is it just me, or does this sound like the Senior Senator from the Soverign State of Wenst Virginia?

    Or perhaps the Junior Senator of the Commonwealth of Massachusettes?

  17. baslimthecripple Comment by baslimthecripple

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    PS: This is why I would tend to give the benefit of the doubt to Tim Johnson. His CVA may have blitzed half his brain, but that would still leave him a genius compared to Babs Boxer, Tom Harkin, Patrick Leahy, and Dick Dustbin.

  18. Kristopher Comment by Kristopher

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    He’s perfect.

    Barely smart enough to read, file stuff, and use a calculator.

    Not smart enough to think outside the bureaucratic box.

    No wonder he was able to keep his job for years.

  19. Dick Comment by Dick

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    The tards are gonna be pissed when they find out you’ve been comparing them to the Fwench.

  20. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    “What I find amazing to this day is how the brain can deal with something which you think should not be compatible with life,” commented Dr. Max Muenke, a pediatric brain defect specialist at the National Human Genome Research Institute.

    What I find amazing is that, though we obviously know so little about the brain, some people have no problem writing off brain-damaged individuals like Terri Schiavo.

  21. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    This guy, bless his soul, could have been a professor emeritus in any *coughbullshitcough* Librul Arts *coughbullshitcough* department at about 95% of the Idiotarian Indoctrination Institutes™ (aka “universities“) here in the U.S.

    May his family take heart in knowing that he lived a shining example of a life that proves to the world that, even if one has only half a brain, one can be a successful bureaucrat.

  22. FoxBlood Comment by FoxBlood

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    Intelligence tests showed the man had an IQ of 75, below the average score of 100 but not considered mentally retarded or disabled, either.

    What they fail to mention is that mental retardation begins with an IQ score of 70 or less, so this guy was right on the borderline. He would normally be considered “Developmentally Challenged”.
    So why was this guy a low level bureaucrat in France instead of “working” at the U.N.

  23. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    So why was this guy a low level bureaucrat in France instead of “working” at the U.N.

    That kind of evil requires a modicum of intelligence.

  24. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    I think it was 1995 or thereabouts when I read that a Washington DC cop killed her boyfriend with her service pistol during a domestic spat. Her defense was that she was mentally retarded. She had an IQ of 75. Yet she “passed” the Washington DC Police Academy course curriculum (Why I Love Tater Tots) and examinations (Multiple Choice - Do You Bake Or Microwave Your Tater Tots). IIRC she was a cop for about two years before doing her lover.

    Tell that frenchie to put in his transfer papers. He could be a Deputy Chief.

  25. Unregistered Comment by dr mac

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    This is not a French affliction. We have in Massachusetts similarly afflicted: Kennedy, Kerry, Mumbles Menino, and Cadillac Patrick.

    The problem is the main population keeps on voting in these idiots. Obviously the main population has been afficted by this disorder.

  26. Unregistered Comment by allen29palms

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    So next he gets nominated as Frances’ head of Mensa! However, the next Frence genius runner-up scored 67!
    And, he makes up for the loss by having 31 pounds of balls!

  27. Warmonger Comment by Warmonger

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    At least he found a niche in life. If he had an IQ of 100 or more and made too many waves, that would disqualify him for the U.S. (or French) civil service.

  28. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    I just took an online IQ test, and I got a score of 124. Not too far off the genuine one I took for school five years ago, in which I got a score of 121.

    I guess that should have disqualified me from being in the Army. After all, only idiots serve in the military /liberal stupidity

  29. Unregistered Comment by Jim224

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    Sad to see utter hatered of french people in this forum.